Exclusive interview with random intermediate school guy

A Real Interview with A Student Of an Intermediate School in the U.S.

Interviewer "What do you think of your school?"

Student "It's really bad, like, I kinda wanna die, like that's how bad it is."

Interviewer "what makes it so bad?"

Student "Well, the teachers are really boring. I rarely fell like i'm learning, like, we keep on doing long division and I already know how to do long division. It's like 5 by 6 or something, I mean it's so boring, It just sucks, everyday we do the exact same thing and like, were not learning anything."

Interviewer "you're not learning anything at all?"

Student "Well yeah pretty much, in math."

Interviewer "And what about other subjects?"

Student "Language arts is the only good subject, and science but math is the easiest. By the way I love juice boxes."

Interviewer "How many juice boxes have you drank at your time at this school?

Student "about six a day."

Interviewer "are you worried you might have problems in the future with that much juice drunken every day?"

Student "No."

Interviewer "How many croutons have you eaten?"

Student "about ten."

Interviewer "How much do you like Elon Musk?"

Student "I like him a lot because he will be my uncle soon. My mom is getting a divorce and marrying Elon Musk so he will technically be my uncle."