evil dentists stealing children's teeth?

A group of middle aged dentists have been stealing children's teeth all over the area. They started by creating a van full of free candy. When the kids came to eat it, the dentists would hold the kids down as one of the dentists grabbed a hammer, skreeched like a maniac, then pounded the kid's teeth out. They did it for several hours, switching locations and selling them on ebay. It is said they have made over 40,000 dollars. They used the money to by a dentist office, where they attracted more kids. They also stole the parent's teeth doubling or tripling profits depending on if the other parent was present. The dentists are still stealing teeth and police are scared to arrest them because they might steal thier teeth as well.

Reporter Te eth