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Elon Musk, (as shown to the right) has declared he is working on a new project. Similar to the "hyper loop" that he is working on, it will be an above ground version. When asked what is different from this and a train he said "well a train is a train, but my new and amazing idea is a Hyper box". It is said to be a box that travels on a track and can hold 10-15 people per box. The boxes will be arranged in a trail of 5-10 "boxes" a row.
His team of engineers, that is a subgroup of his company made earlier called the boring company, is called the exciting company. They have already started to lay down the tracks and some of our reporters got an early access pass to see the boxes and the track. The reporter had this to say on the matter, " It was like a train, but well, Elon did it so it was cooler. There was a track, a box car, an electric car that pulled it along, and there was some other stuff too. It wasn't like any electric train I had ever seen before because it was made by Elon Musk." It sounded quite cool so we broke into the building site at night and took pictures.
This was what we got. Our dumb reporters forgot how to use the flash feature on their camera and they took this picture and just gave it to me and expected I make a story. Sometimes I feel like they will forget how to breath, that's just how stupid they are. But that's besides the point.
Anyway it was basically just some train tracks. Like the hyper loop project this one is about 100 times worse than the hype made it seem. it's just a train, the hyper loop is just a sooubway station. Anyways, in conclusion this is just another lame project produced by Elon when he thought he could do something cool then realized he cant so he just did something similar.
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