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For thousands of years the human race has been eating rat feces on a daily basis. On our chips, in our burritos, or even in our meat. I mean who can blame us, it's just so tasty. I love, after a long hard day, to squish down on some rat feces and feel that wave of dung flavor. But recently a new study on the composition of rat feces has found that there are actually some shocking downfalls to ingesting all of this rat feces. The typical diet of a rat consists primarily of a substance called {REDACTED}. Oh never mind we can't share those secrets.
Anyways it looks like this image to the left. Or above if you are viewing on you mobile device. This is what makes the feces so tasty. When a rat digests this it is able to defecate more than normal. This is how we get so much rat feces to eat at our leisure. But more recently a person exposed the squalid conditions in which the rats live. Their hair and urine is everywhere and they hardly get any water.
This caused an epidemic of that infected a lot of rat feces and the main corporations had to close a while ago. But they have reopened, and like any food industry they had to get certified by the FDA and they found that the salt content of the rat feces in every single production facility is way too high. We used to think that sodium induced stroke were only from salt but it might be because of an increased sodium level in rat feces. So until the corporation has made an effort to change this we recommend you stop eating rat feces or at least slow down on it.
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