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As you might have heard from other, less reliable news sources, broccoli is practically a miracle. We are here to expose the truth. That truth is that broccoli isn't great for you. In fact it's not even good for you at all. Broccoli is unlike other foods because it is grown by splitting cauliflower seeds. This is only bad because it means that they are genetically modified. Everyone knows that it goes against god's wishes to alter life. Because of this Zeus has declared war on all Broccoli eating citizens and he will strike them down with his mighty lightning.
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This is the lightning from the first attack. At this point we thought Zeus had gone crazy but then more and more happened and we saw the correlation, they all eat broccoli. After knowing this and knowing the fact that the only possible explanation for lighting is that Zeus is declaring war with a certain type of people, we discovered this.
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