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The Trump Administration, based in America has recently taken land given to certain bird species to oil fields. Trump, being the ignorant fool he is, did not know of the real reason we gave those birds the territory. First to have a little history on our secret American history, in 1896 William McKinley made a treaty with the birds. He gave them all the land they had before Trump. This is because he accepted that they could not be beaten by mere mortals. He was the wiser one compared to oaf Trump. Trump decided to try to reclaim the land for America. Now we can go into the current event. Donald pushed the birds out and started building his oil rigs to try to fix the economy. The birds, however, did not like this. They retaliated killing all of the soldiers trying claim the field. Trump then they moved onto another oil field owned by the Trump administration. Now they control a large part of the South West part of the States.
Poor kid
Poor kid
This poor child got caught in the crossfire of the bird war. The government gave his family millions of dollars to silence them about their sons death.
knife bird
knife bird
This is proof that these birds are as dangerous as McKinley thought. This is one of the lesser species and he is already able to use tools just as well as human.
Oil field
Oil field
This is one of the places once owned by birds. That was recently reclaimed by a fleet of the rouge birds.
It isn't long before Trump tries to counter attack against the birds. It will be futile, and might even end America as we know it today.
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