bernie actually is president

Heretofore the Russian Investigation on the 2016 presidential election has not shown much but only recently they have discovered something insane. Bernard (Bernie) Sanders, another candidate had won the electoral and popular votes by far leaving Trump and Hillary in the dust. Why Trump is president now is because the illegal people wanting to mess up votes somehow deleted all votes for Sanders west and east of the Mississippi River. How he won is because everyone thought Trump and Hillary were bad (NO U) and decided to vote for Sanders instead. Feel the Bern.

-Mr. Mushroom