anakin skywalker does not like sand

This just in, Anakin Skywalker, a trusted and respected Jedi in the Republic told Senator Amidala of Planet Naboo that he does not like sand. The exact quote was "I don't like sand, its course, rough, irritating, and it gets everywhere." He then proceeded to slaughter a horde of Tuskin Raiders including the woman and children because they killed his mother. The media was outraged by this claim, there is not a single person in the galaxy who dislikes sand or even does not have an opinion on it. Anakin was persicuted for his beliefs. Cillian Murphy ran a sentencing hearing where he stated "Exhile or death?" The exhile Murphy was reffering to was to walk on thin ice, if he made it to the other side of the lake, he would walk free. Anakin yelled "Im not walking on that ice willingly!!!" Judge Cillian Murphy replied "Ok, then death... by exhile!" So Skywalker was forced to walk on the ice, then Batman came and shot a flare gun at him but thats not important. What is important is the fact that some strong guy with a wierd mask is taking over Gotham City and we gotta go kill him. Bubye!!