On the day December 16th, 2018 a young child by the name of Raul Fernandez visited Santa. Now this was no mall impostor Santa. This was the real deal. He went to the tomb of saint Nicholas (The Christian saint). He then started a seance because he can speak to the dead. When Santa said he was there in the room with Raul, Santa asked Raul what he wanted for Christmas. Raul responded back, "all I want is but a pumpkin of average size. Please Santa, pah pah says it is too much but I have been a very good boy this year. Santa then summoned his physical form.
Raul Fernandez was quick enough to snap a picture before Santa bellowed in a booming voice "No, pumpkins are out of season; as everyone knows they are out of season. So out of season, in fact, that they were all put in a shredder and ground up into a powder. Everyone knows this. Any time pumpkins are not in season they are made into powder. You are far too greedy a child and you will get nothing this Christmas, not a pumpkin, not a small pumpkin, not even a candy." And for the most part this is true. But the poor little Raul's dreams were crushed. He cried for hours after the seance and he finally surrounded Santa's grave site in salt.
If you are new to seances and the rules of the non-living you may not know the effect this has. Surrounding a corpse in salt will trap the soul there forever and not allow it to get out. If you don't get any presents this year you can thank Raul Fernandez.