Round 1: A Sub Above vs. The Three Stooges

By Ainsley Brandabur

This week in Staff Nerf Wars, A Sub Above goes against The Three Stooges to see who will be competing against the Athletic Assassins in the next round. Both teams definitely have their own secret weapons. The Three Stooges consists of Mr. Imhoff, Mr. Pendergest and Mr. Keating, while A Sub Above consists of Mrs. Ray, Mrs. McKinney, Mrs. Tishler and Ms. James.

The battle had a slow start, but after Ms. James was lured into Imhoff’s office to have an ‘teaching evaluation’, James was taken down by Imhoff. The Three Stooges strike again when Mrs. Ray was exiting the building and Mr. Keating ambushed her from behind.

Mrs. Mckinney was looking to strike back on Mr. Pendergest, but simply could never find him at a weak point.

Final score: 4-2

Mr. Imhoff, Mr. Pendergest and Mr. Keating look to defeat Mr. Melzer, Ethan Sellers, Mr. Browning and Mrs. Adams next round.