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Natalia Sanchez & Evelyn Loaiza
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Originally published June 6, 2024
WARNING: The contents of The Canine Comical are purely fictional and intended to be humorous, satirical. Readers are advised not to confuse them with real incidents.
In the small town of Auburn, Washington, four teachers at Mt. Baker Middle school gathered at the teachers lounge before starting their morning. Little did they know that the coffee that they had drank, would change their lives forever. As they sipped on their magical brew, a mysterious transformation began to take place just the next day.
With each sip of the enchanted coffee, the teachers felt a surge of energy coursing through their veins. Suddenly, they started to glow with a radiant light as their bodies began to morph and shift.
Their one ordinary appearances were now transforming into vibrant and colorful animated characters. Now, the teachers must figure out how to live with their new identity or figure out how to cure whatever has happened to themselves.
Mr. Warring
(A.K.A. Pedro Gryffin)
Mr. Warring
(A.K.A. Pedro Gryffin)
PHOTO ILLUSTRATION BY N. SANCHEZ VIA PIXLR & INSTAGRAM
The first teacher, Mr. Warring, known for his humorous personality, transformed into Pedro Griffin, with his majestic cleft chin, and those memorizing glasses.
"After I got home from teaching, I realized that I didn't look or sound the same. I sounded like Pedro Griffin, I guess I'll be teaching ELA with a bit more giggity..."
Soon after he noticed he wasn't the same, he began to do Pedro Griffin impressions in front of his classes.
"When I saw Mr. Warring that day, I thought there was an intruder." said one of his students.
The second staff member, Mrs. Sims, admired for her beauty and luscious hair had transformed into Princess Jaslyn, with her beauty flowy dress, and her blinding gold jewelry.
She said, "The day it happened I thought nothing had occurred, but when I woke up the next morning, I looked in the mirror and I couldn't recognize myself. I had a staff meeting that same morning and couldn't stop thinking of what I was going to do if I was in chance of losing my job..."
Mrs. Sims started to feel overstimulated because she didn't know if she was gonna stay like that forever, or if the transformation was only temporary.
Mrs. Sims
(A.K.A. Princess Jaslyn)
Mrs. Sims
(A.K.A. Princess Jaslyn)
PHOTO ILLUSTRATION BY E. LOAIZA VIA PIXLR & FACEBOOK
Mr. Brown
(A.K.A. Mr. Klean)
Mr. Brown
(A.K.A. Mr. Klean)
PHOTO ILLUSTRATION BY N. SANCHEZ VIA PIXLR & FANDOM
The third one to turn into an animated character was the principal, Mr. Brown.
A nice but responsible, organized man. He had turned into Mr. Klean, with his fabulous interest to have everything super clean and stay neat.
Once Mr.Brown had looked in the mirror just before leaving for work, he had been hit with a life changing experience.
As Brown said, "Just when I saw myself, I was confused as to what had just happened.I was panicking and didn't know what to do. I still looked somewhat like myself and felt like myself but, I knew something eerie had occurred..."
Lastly, U.S. History teacher Mrs. Carnahan known for her outgoing and nice personality was turned into Superhero, Mrs. Improbable.
Carnahan walked out the lounge and walked straight into a mirror and started to freak out.
"All I wanted was my early morning coffee and I turned into a superhero. Looks like history class just got a whole lot more flexible!" Carnahan said.
She tried to make the best out of the situation so she began to scare her students with her flexible arms.
"I was more amused than scared," said one student.
"I was trying to cheat on the test, but Mrs. Improbable snatch my phone from across the room!" Said another student.
Mrs. Carnahan
(A.K.A. Mrs. Improbable)
Mrs. Carnahan
(A.K.A. Mrs. Improbable)
PHOTO ILLUSTRATION BY E. LOAIZA VIA PIXLR & ZAZZLE
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