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Originally published June 6, 2025

WARNING: The contents of The Canine Comical are purely fictional and intended to be humorous, satirical. Readers are advised not to confuse them with real incidents. 

   MBMS students travel to Italy to explore ITALIAN BRAIN ROT. These are AI generated characters with crazy, bizarre, made up stories. Some characters are Chimpanzini Bananini, Tralalero Tralala, Ballerina Cappuccina, etc.  Students need to expand their knowledge, view, hear, and speak other cultural brain rot.

   “The trip was so fun! I’m glad I got to experience the opportunity to learn about other brain rot around the world.” Seventh-grader Mcdon Chicken said. 

   These students travel to Cervello rotto Museum. This trip is meant to teach students more than they were ever exposed to.  They will be traveling by city bus, ferry, walking, and scooters.  After the MBMS "mom Karen" incident, Mr. Brown decided to be considerate and use the rest of the school funds for this week-long trip.

   “ I’m tired of rizz, sigma, 67, etc. Italian brain rot has opened my eyes to an entire new perspective.” Twelfth-grader Bigmac Trevino said.  

  The voyage  to Cervello Rotto Museum is  a 5,616 mile sail.  There are over 2,000 students and teachers to transport across the country.  With the school fund, every student has gotten the newest iPad to digitally learn about these  fictional characters on the way to Italy.

    “Ballerina Cappuccina is my favorite because she makes me feel like I can be anything  I want, like a coffee ballerina.” Eighth-grader Starbina Taco said.    

   Studies have proven that students academically do better while using Italian brain rot. Students better comprehend and understand their learning. 

   “My vocabulary  has expanded  more than ever. I’ve learned many new characters and I’m currently moving to Italy." Sixth-grader John Pizza said. 

   Although these characters are AI  generated, these students connect with them in a unique way.  This new lingo helps them speak clearly and professionally.

   “I hate my job. This trip has caused my divorce, bankruptcy, and the need to quit my only job." Eighth-grade teacher Wendy Parm said. 

   I’m sure the museum employees and owner loved to have many engaging, interested students who love to learn.  Mr. Brown has decided to make this a yearly trip.

   “Due to unfortunate events (MBMS),  our wonderful humorous museum  will be discontinued since these children caused theft, disrespect, and overall chaos," Museum owner Queen Darry said. "Although it was overstimulating, it was heartwarming to see the genuine joy on these students' faces. It reminded me of my joy for Italian Brain rot when I first discovered it.”