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Yamileth Mendoza Garcia
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Originally published June 6, 2025
WARNING: The contents of The Canine Comical are purely fictional and intended to be humorous, satirical. Readers are advised not to confuse them with real incidents.
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First of all, stretch and wobble like a penguin to get you and your legs ready for the amazing outfit that is definitely going to get the huzz.
First of all, stretch and wobble like a penguin to get you and your legs ready for the amazing outfit that is definitely going to get the huzz.
"Last time I didn't stretch my legs, I tripped and my pants fell down. So not tuff." Seventh grader Eggbert Salchichas said.
"Last time I didn't stretch my legs, I tripped and my pants fell down. So not tuff." Seventh grader Eggbert Salchichas said.
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Second, get your choice of pants. Make sure they look tight and baggy at the same time.
Second, get your choice of pants. Make sure they look tight and baggy at the same time.
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Then, get a belt. You need a belt that ties the whole outfit together and that holds the pants in a secure place below the waist.
Then, get a belt. You need a belt that ties the whole outfit together and that holds the pants in a secure place below the waist.
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Get your outfit on and secure the belt below your waist but not too tightly because you still need your mom to call your outfit homeless (That’s how you know you ate).
Get your outfit on and secure the belt below your waist but not too tightly because you still need your mom to call your outfit homeless (That’s how you know you ate).
"My mom screamed at me because she thought I was a random homeless guy. I definitely had a good outfit on." Sixth grader Bert Alert said.
"My mom screamed at me because she thought I was a random homeless guy. I definitely had a good outfit on." Sixth grader Bert Alert said.
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Slowly learn how to walk in your outfit, baby steps are necessary. FYI, your pants control your legs.
Slowly learn how to walk in your outfit, baby steps are necessary. FYI, your pants control your legs.
Eighth grader Eggbert Salchichas wanted to express his opinion on this matter but unfortunately could not due to being in lunch detention.
Eighth grader Eggbert Salchichas wanted to express his opinion on this matter but unfortunately could not due to being in lunch detention.
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And lastly, Show everyone just how fast you can wobble in those jeans. And remember to always adjust the jeans because they always start sliding off when walking, Goodluck!
And lastly, Show everyone just how fast you can wobble in those jeans. And remember to always adjust the jeans because they always start sliding off when walking, Goodluck!
PHOTO ILLUSTRATION BY Y. MENDOZA GARCIA COURTESY OF CANVA AI
DISCLAIMER: DON’T RUN BECAUSE THAT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE YOU NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM
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