cowan's cybertruck spotted as a transformer

PHOTO ILLUSTRATION MADE BY I. GONFA, COURTESY OF CANVA AI

Originally published June 6, 2025

WARNING: The contents of The Canine Comical are purely fictional and intended to be humorous, satirical. Readers are advised not to confuse them with real incidents. 

    Mr. Cowan has had his precious Elsa Cybertruck for the past year, and it may look like a toaster, but it gets the job done. But during the last couple weeks, the cybertruck had looked weird, and some students voiced concern. “There’s something off, I can’t quite put my finger on it.” one said. “I don't think anything sketchy is happening, I love my Elsa Cybertruck! I even decorated it blue and frosty like the movie Freezing!” said another.

   And then, one day, after school, a student spotted the cybertruck, but it wasn’t looking like a cybertruck. It looked like a mechanical robot. The witness even got to speak about it in an interview. “I was waiting outside for one of my friend’s moms to pick me up, but then I saw the… transformer! That’s what it looked like. It didn’t look like a car!” eighth-grader Lullaby Oscorp voiced.

According to the traumatized student, it was similar to what Mr. Cowan’s cybertruck looked like, but with robotic arms, legs, and a head. The description fits what a transformer looks like. Nobody knows how Mr. Cowan has a transformer for a car, and an interview was supposed to be scheduled, but a reply wasn’t given back.

   Students in the school have been speculating that it may have been a hoax by Oscorp, some say it was a new robot made by the robotics team, but one of the students shut that rumor down.

   Students have also been spreading rumors about if Helon Dusk, the creator of the Elsa Cybertruck, was actually the one who made the change in his new models. Dusk has had his crazy tech inventions in the past couple years, such as PlaceX and Critter. The Elsa corporation was one of many of his creations, but the cybertruck was one that stirred up a lot of conversation. The rumor quickly died out.

   As of now, Cowan’s cybertruck has been getting a lot of fame in the school, with kids lining up to take pictures. “I made the cybertruck blue and put snowflakes on it, just like the movie Freezing!” seventh-grader A-ha! Lynn said. Of course, due to school rules, this has only been going on before and after school as well as during break times.

   No one truly knows how the cybertruck came to be, but one thing’s for sure, everyone’s loving it, and as long as there’s not a problem, then everything is A-Ok. “I’m slowly starting to come around on the Cybertruck actually, I even got a picture with it!” Oscorp said.