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New Clubs Allow Students to Pursue New, and Perhaps, Odd Hobbies
Rachel Sager
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Originally published June 6, 2024
WARNING: The contents of The Canine Comical are purely fictional and intended to be humorous, satirical. Readers are advised not to confuse them with real incidents.
MBMS has announced the arrival of three new after-school activities. The No-Show Club, the competitive TikTok Dance Team, and the Knitting Club.
The No-Show Club, which was added on February 30, is available to all grades at MBMS, and meets in room 777 every Tuesday.
“I was really confused when I first walked in,“ said seventh-grader Mikchaeel Macaron, “No one was in there when I showed up, or even when the meeting was over!”
Indeed, the No-Show Club was added as a club in which nobody shows up, however Macaron and other students were uninformed about the club’s purpose before going to a meeting. However, much to the uproar of students and teachers, the club will be staying at MBMS.
Mikchaeel Macaron during his first (and last) meeting of the No-Show Club. His confused face showed how he felt while at the meeting. PHOTO ILLUSTRATIONS BY R. SAGER COURTESY OF CANVA.COM (MAGIC MEDIA AI) VIA CREATIVE COMMONS LICENSE
Sixth-grader Baylor Sywift describes her experience on the competitive TikTok dance team, “We’re the best! At everything! We always beat the other school with our moves, and they just watch in fear when we come on,” Sywift said, “Our best move is called Ariyana’s Yuh Circle, in which we stand in a circle and break our arms while singing Ariyana Venti’s songs.”
The competitive team, formed on January 32 by Sywift, eighth-grader Dixie Armadillo, and advisor Mr. Jieber. As of publication, the team consists of only those three.
“We’re literally the best. Why? Do you want to join? Well, you can’t unless you have over five-quadrillion TikTok followers. ” Armadillo stated.
Mr. Jieber was unavailable for comment. At the TikTok team’s latest competition, they came in last place with a score of -100 points and got escorted out because of "unruly behavior".
“Um, first of all, we did NOT get kicked out, we just decided that we were tired and left, except we needed someone to show us the way out,” Sywift stated when asked about it, “And second, our behavior was not 'unruly'. True, we screeched after losing, but we never claimed to be good singers!"
Dance Team's last competition while the team showed off their not-so-good singing talents. The crowd runs away in fear to save their ears from the singing. PHOTO ILLUSTRATIONS BY R. SAGER COURTESY OF CANVA.COM (MAGIC MEDIA AI) VIA CREATIVE COMMONS LICENSE
Now, the last club added is the Knitting Club, advised by Ms. Ilovetoknitt, an assistant librarian for MBMS, was created for students to come and knit after school on March 33. However, Ilovetoknitt remains the sole member of the knitting club.
"I’m confused why no one is coming,” Ilovetoknitt said, “I love to knit, so I thought that teenagers would too!”
Ilovetoknitt continued to remain the sole member of the Knitting Club.
“I'm not a big fan of knitting,“ seventh-grader Macaron stated when asked about why no one was joining, “I would rather play video games, but I hope that Ms. Ilovetokitt finds someone else to knit with her."
Ms. Ilovetokitt during one of her Knitting Club sessions. The Knitting-Club meets in a hidden room behind MBMS's library bookshelves. PHOTO ILLUSTRATIONS BY R. SAGER COURTESY OF CANVA.COM (MAGIC MEDIA AI) VIA CREATIVE COMMONS LICENSE
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