F sTudents take control of mbms
The F students have secretly taken control of MBMS over the course of a few months.
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Denis Ignatev & Thomas Segel
PHOTO COURTESY OF HOMES.COM
Originally Published June 6, 2025
For many years, there have always been the F students; they don’t pay attention, mess around, and fail every class. Nobody had a clue. As it turns out, they were using their brainpower for something much more sinister.
“I always see a group of those kids who don’t do anything in class meeting behind the portables, usually during lunch,” 7th grader Monika Beryl said. “Once I tried talking to them, and they threatened to corrupt my Chromebook with malware.”
More and more student reports like Beryl’s conclude that this is an actual gang of F students. They started openly threatening students without much repercussion. Teachers have fully submitted to them and simply try to ignore their activities.
Their threats have escalated from small threats to weapons of mass destruction.
“The F students have created weapons now,” said 6th grader Sigma Stojan. “They once used this thing that shut down the WiFi temporarily in my class to delay a test.”
USB killers, WiFi interference devices, fart spray, and many other homemade weapons are used by the F students to threaten or stop anyone that gets in their way.
Some members who try to better themselves, only end more harmed “I tried leaving the gang, and they broke my Chromebook.” Former F student member said. “The library charged me $200 to fix it.”
The F students have gone for the normal kids, other F students, and even staff. Even those working for the school defend the gang.
“They are very great, wonderful, amazing students that are very normal and are of no concern,” said Mr. Cyneburg, the custodian that cleans the gym. Mr. Schrud, the assistant to the regional manager of ASB, also shared the same thoughts: “I have been advised to not speak on this topic.”
“I had lunch detention one day, and Pete was in the line too,” said C student. “He went into the office, and as soon as they saw him, suddenly he didn’t have lunch detention anymore. He is also always at the gang meetings with the janitors and teachers.”
This is a WiFi jammer found in the locker of a member used by "The F Students". This was used to avoid taking the district state test. PHOTO COURTESY OF HACKADAY.COM
This is a photo of Pete Falmer at the beginning of his 8th grade year. He is the mastermind behind the entire F student gang. "He is very intimidating," 6th grader John Vick said, "When he walks through the hall, people run the other direction." PHOTO ILLUSTRATION BY T. SEGEL, COURTESY OF PERCHANCE.ORG
“I can say with complete certainty that Pete Falmer is the main guy; I’ll even bet $10,” said a student who wanted to remain unnamed, “There are hundreds of members of this group … Falmer is too powerful to be left alive.”
Pete Falmer, the suspected leader of the F students, was too powerful to be stopped. As the rumors and his power grew, he started to come out of hiding. “I am the senate,” Falmer said to a student before he sprayed him with fart spray. The F students could not be stopped in their conquest for power.
They have infiltrated the ASB as well.
“A couple of days ago, they started calling for a salute to Supreme Chancellor Falmer on the announcements, and I’m pretty sure the only people who control the announcements are the ASB,” Beryl said.
With this control over the students, the staff, and the ASB, the only thing left to do is cause chaos.
Booming across the announcements in MBMS, “I, Pete Falmer, Supreme Chancellor of the F students, am formally declaring myself emperor of this school. The long reign of terror is ending as of this very moment. There will no longer be any tests, homework or rules of any kind.”
MBMS getting hit by a fireball which got hit out of orbit. The walls are filled with graffiti on the wall. After Falmer took over, the school descended into destruction. The suspected culprit, Kai Denat, was seen running towards the building after the fireball exploded. PHOTO ILLUSTRATION BY T. SEGEL, COURTESY OF CANVA.COM
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