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Originally published June 6, 2025

WARNING: The contents of The Canine Comical are purely fictional and intended to be humorous, satirical. Readers are advised not to confuse them with real incidents. 

   As a shock to many students, the infamous celebrity, Jaylor Sweetmeat, who is known globally for her pop music, attacked people during a celebrity “Meat” and greet. 

   During eighth grade lunch, after lunch ladies provided Sweetmeat with undercooked meat cooked inside the school’s cafeteria, Jaylor was greeting some students and took her first bite of the provided chicken leg, the meat reportedly tasted odd and she started attacking people closest to her.

   Several witnesses who had attended the hosted event claim to have seen this behavior occur only seconds after consuming the chicken leg.

   “I came to see Jaylor because I genuinely thought she was a nice person. When I went to her concert a while back, I had such an amazing time. She made the experience fun, so of course I had to take this opportunity to actually meet her. I was so scared when Jaylor was attacking me. It was a sense of pure terror that I will never forget. I'm also shocked because she was the last person I would expect to do something like this. She used to be so nice to people, but I guess the meat drove her insane,” eighth-grader Alaina Livingston explained the scene to the best of her ability,

   The meat appeared completely presentable and perfectly done, no one suspected anything to be wrong with the chicken legs.

   ”I honestly don't know what the direct cause of Jaylor Sweetmeat's actions were. There's a wide range of possibilities.” Alaina said with her eyes wide in question, ”Maybe a foreign ingredient was added to the meat, maybe Jaylor has an allergy, or maybe she went through a traumatic experience involving undercooked meat. I suppose it'll be a mystery until Jaylor says something about the incident herself.” 

    However, students and other staff reported later on having a stomach ache afterwards, but no one else became violent. 

   The lunch lady staff, in court, had admitted to tampering with the chicken and some claimed to have no idea about the undercooked meat or what went wrong with specifically Jaylor’s chicken leg. Lunch Lady Meredith was found to be the mastermind behind the scene and was sentenced to life in prison. 

   This event had lots of people worried and scared for what might happen. These events prove the point that we can’t trust everyone we think we can believe and learn from. Many people get hurt by trusting those that seem nice and innocent on the outside when they are the polar opposite on the inside.