Errin Bilson
Originally published May 6, 2022
WARNING: The contents of The Canine Comical are purely fictional and intended to be humorous, satirical. Readers are advised not to confuse them with real incidents.
(March 21- April 19) You're a very ambitious person, but try not to overcrowd yourself with work. Make sure to make time in life for the little things and not overwork yourself.
(April 20- May 20) I'm sure that there's been a lot going on in your life, and you may feel overwhelmed, but remember that the world still has bright spots. In times of darkness, remember that there is better for you out there and that things will get better. As we are near the end of the school year, remember to try to keep your head up. You're doing good things. Don't languish in your suffering.
(May 21- June 20) I would just encourage you to try to trust yourself more. You can be indecisive and impulsive at times, so take some time to be flexible. Don't be so rigid.
(June 21- July 22) You tend to be somewhat emotional and gullible, but I would advise for you to try to open your eyes a little more. There is a lot more that you'll see if you do that.
(July 23- August 22) I think that you can be very reckless sometimes, to the point of blatant foolishness. Make sure to slow down at times, for the sake of yourself and others.
(August 23- September 22) I would advise you to try to stop trying to micromanage things. It is okay for things to be messy, so don't always worry about perfection. The world is unpredictable.
(September 23- October 22) My advice for you would be not to doubt yourself so much. I think that it's important for you to develop your own sense of confidence.
(October 23- November 21) I think that you tend to try and overcompensate for the amount of confusion you feel when it comes to who you are. Don't be afraid to put yourself out there and be an honest version of yourself.
(November 22- December 21) I think that you are almost always in motion, trying to move on to new things, but don't be afraid to settle for a moment or two. You deserve some time to rest.
(December 22- January 19) You tend to be very critical of yourself and the work that you do, but I think it's important for you to take a second and breathe. Take some time for yourself, wherever that may be.
(January 20- February 18) You're a very self-reliant person, but I think it's equally important to remember that you have people around you to support you. You do not have to carry the burden of expectations alone.
(February 19- March 20) I think that you tend to prioritize yourself over others, but your own needs are just as important.