The truly shocking summer hobbies
of your favorite MBMS teachers
You don't want to risk missing this!
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Mason Ricks
PHOTO BY E. ROBERTSON ON UNSPLASH
Originally published June 6, 2024
WARNING: The contents of The Canine Comical are purely fictional and intended to be humorous, satirical. Readers are advised not to confuse them with real incidents.
Most students think they know their teachers, just because they spend 180 days a year with them, but what about when school gets out and students don't see them? Here are four of MBMS teachers who have surprising summer hobbies.
Mrs. Kemp posing as people gather around her latest project. PHOTO ILLUSTRATION BY M. RICKS VIA CANVA, MICAH WILLIAMS ON UNSPLASH.
- Mrs. Kemp
When Mrs. Kemp gets off of school for summer break, she switches out her pencil and math book for a hard hat and a detonator.
Kemp enjoys relaxing in the summer by spending her time as a demolition contractor, or the person who makes the demolition of buildings possible.
“I was shocked when I heard,” seventh-grader Ethan Anderson said. “I haven’t been so surprised since I realized A pluses aren’t real”.
A screenshot of the beginning of one of Mr. Decker's streams. PHOTO ILLUSTRATION BY M. RICKS VIA CANVA
2. Mr. Decker
2. Mr. Decker
Every year, Mr. Decker anxiously waits for school to get out so he can get back to his Mineraft world, and his tens of followers.
He recently hit 15 followers on his Mineraft streaming account, "DECKER STREAMS MINERAFT".
“He told me to mine straight down” sixth-grader Kevin Jones said “And I trusted him.”
Mrs. McGraw's prize winning horse, Herbert Hoofer. PHOTO ILLUSTRATION BY M. RICKS, VIA CANVA.
3. Mrs. Mcgraw
3. Mrs. Mcgraw
Neigh! That’s the sound that Mrs. McGraw makes while riding her stick horse because it doesn’t make any sound.
She likes to spend her summers entering hobby horse competitions, and she’s gotten pretty good at it.
"I should have known," sixth-grader Jeff Owens said. "She once let a neigh slip during fourth period."
Seventh- and eighth-grade teacher Mr. Sepulveda poses with some of his favorite garden Gnomes, Starlette, James the Third, and Elizabeth. PHOTO ILLUSTRATION BY M. RICKS, VIA CANVA.
4. Mr. Sepulveda
4. Mr. Sepulveda
The fresh dirt, the chirping birds, cute porcelain faces, what's not to love about collecting garden gnomes?
Mr. Sepulveda has spent many summers building up his garden gnome collection to over 500 gnomes.
"This is a very little gnome fact about him," eighth-grader Maria Johnson said, "If only I had gnome before."
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