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Originally published May 6, 2022

WARNING: The contents of The Canine Comical are purely fictional and intended to be humorous, satirical. Readers are advised not to confuse them with real incidents.

With the 2022 NFL draft, the Seattle Seahorses had one of the best drafts in their history. They traded their terrible quarterback, Wrestle Welson, back on March 19, 2022, on a Wednesday afternoon. In return, they received two first-round picks and two second-round picks.

Their first pick-up was Charles Xavier as an OT. Their second pick-up was a very much-needed Babu Shu as their QB. As of now, they still have some star players. Like Jona Kirk and Tyler Key and, of course, their beloved award-winning coach, Parrot Carrot.

Parrot Carrot, the head coach of the Seattle Seahorses is truly happy with the team he has on his hands. He has predicted that his team will be attending and winning the next five super bowls. He has been a proud coach of the Seahorses for the past 11 years and has 26 years of experience and 19 of those years are collegiate experience in Seattle. He has led the team to numerous super bowl appearances and NFL championships of which he is very proud.

Babu Shi has had a very successful career. He is said to be the best player out of the whole draft. Although he was the 105th pick in the seventh round, In his high school career, he led his team with the most water made for players on the field while he was sitting on the bench. He also leads in most minutes sat on the bench. He was considered the backup QB. His college career is when he started to pop-off.

Babu Shi had offers from every division one school in the country. In his freshman year in college, he was already a starter for his team. He threw over 80 touchdown passes in his freshman year. By his senior year, he had broken three all-time college records. He ended his senior season with 2000 rushing touchdowns. He also threw an impeccable 6200 yards.

His nickname in college was "I.Q." It stood for the invisible quarterback because most people did not realize he was there.

As of now, Jona Kirk’s stats are through the roof. He is considered one of the best RBs of all time. His best season stats were last year in 2021, when he had ten running yards. eleven rushing yards. Two touchdowns. 68 fumbles.

He started every single game of the season and played all four quarters. He has won twelve MVP awards. He is currently the highest-paid RB in the league with a whopping $33.5 million. He is an inspirational player on and off the field. He is also known as "The Baby" because every time he loses a game he ends up crying.

"I'm the best in the league, no doubt. Anyone saying otherwise are a bunch of idiots and I will gladly debate my statement with anyone including every age..." Inspirational quote from Jona Kirk after he broke the NFL history with the most fumbles in a season.

Tyler Key finished his 2021 season with 2000 receptions, 30,000 yards, and averaged 20.3 touchdowns. As being one of the last picks in the NFL 2015 draft he has received a lot of criticism. He is considered one of the worst WR to ever exist.

He tries to work as hard as he can off the field but never proves himself on the field. He is the lowest-paid WR in the league as of currently with a salary of $60,000. He tends to stay out of trouble and is very active in his community.

"Can you please leave, I am working and this is truly embarrassing," Tyler Key said as he was caught voluntarily working at a local fast-food restaurant.