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june 2025 HoroscopeS
Jay Ung
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Originally published June 6, 2024
WARNING: The contents of The Canine Comical are purely fictional and intended to be humorous, satirical. Readers are advised not to confuse them with real incidents.
Aries
Aries
(March 21-April 19) Word of advice, sleep with your pillow warm, it also moistens and dissolves the frost in your head to open up to summer. For your cookie, we suggest garlic bread flavored cookies! Topped with butter, it will moisten your picky tastebuds,
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Taurus
Taurus
(April 20-May 20) Go up to a stranger, sneeze in your hand, and shake theirs. They'll appreciate your everlasting kindness and stick with it for at least a week. Every cough will remind them of you! For your cookie, we recommend a crayon cookie with wax shavings to match your radical and playful nature.
Gemini
Gemini
(May 21-June 20) You should invest in ostritch farms and start a revolution of these wonderful long-necked fellows. Your ambitions, courage, and intelligent mindset also add up to starting a revolution strategically! Your cookie would be gasoline infused shortbread cookies! They're full of nutrition sure enough to get your energy up and running.
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cancer
cancer
(June 21- July 22) Go swimming and scavenge for sea cucumbers, pick some up, and make a salad with them! For your cookie, a nice refreshing glass shards cookie! It's got that hint of minty refreshing taste and matches your cool, reserved and light personality!
leo
leo
(July 23-August 22) You should consider going mushroom hunting and making some mushroom skincare! For your cookie it'd be a kinetic sand cookie. That crunch and flavor of the crumbling grains in your mouth also represent your innovative, fun, and very picky mindset. Go grains!!
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virgo
virgo
(August 23-September 22) Go to a playground, find a group of kids and start doing the most spontaneous dances know to mankind. Go nuts! For your cookie it will NOT be nuts and instead be play dough cookie! Your playful, radical, and still perfectionist personality rocks and shines!
libra
libra
(September 23- October 22) Become a fairy! Go to your local costume store, get a dress, become enchanted, and fly to little kids! For your hard outer shell, you get wax cookie! It's hard on the outside but soft inside oozing with a soft, syrupy candle wax flavor. Yum!
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Scorpio
Scorpio
(October 23- November 21) Let go and relax... and go to a donut store! Buy a bunch of donuts and wear them like bracelets! Your cookie would be a pebble cookie!
sagittarius
sagittarius
(November 22- December 21) Take a good, long nap. Slow your roll and just take a nap for thirty hours and wake up feeling wrinkled! Your cookie would be nothing. You get nothing
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Capricorn
Capricorn
(December 22- January 19) Be courageous! Learn a backflip, become a superhero, be a mermaid! Your cookie would be a pickle cookie! You're sour, but still a fun person everyone loves!
aquarius
aquarius
(January 20- February 18) You should go to a coffe shop and order the most longest order with random add ons... baristas will love you! Your cookie would be shoe cookie. No comment.
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pisces
pisces
(February 19- March 20) Don’t be lazy. It’s okay to take breaks but not spend three hours on your phone. Please focus on your work and stop procrastinating. No cookie for you, only fish.
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