Six New Binge-Worthy Shows
To Watch This Summer
Nitflex Releases New Summer Content for Teens
Nitflex Releases New Summer Content for Teens
John Chalmers
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Originally published June 6, 2024
WARNING: The contents of The Canine Comical are purely fictional and intended to be humorous, satirical. Readers are advised not to confuse them with real incidents.
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The highest-rated series and movies are available now to stream. Several MBMS students and staff offered their opinions of these new shows.
When a new dance trend accidentally triggers a global meltdown, a teenage sensation must team up with scientists to save the world, one awkward move at a time.
“So basically, this girl’s dance moves are destroying the world?” sixth-grader Max Power. Talk about having two left feet! But dude, if saving the planet involves learning some sick TikTok dances, sign me up!"
In a post-streaming era, a ragtag team of misfits must defend the world's last Blockbuster store from nostalgic boomers and clueless Gen Z invaders.
"Finally, a show I understand!” said 52-year-old typing teacher Mrs. Dot-Matrix, “This Blockbuster brings back so many memories! Renting movies on Fridays, rewinding the tape... those were the days! These young whippersnappers wouldn't know a good VHS from a TikTok trend."
A secret society of canceled celebrities plots their comeback, scheming through elaborate PR stunts and redemption arcs. Will they reclaim fame or dig a deeper hole?
"Ugh, this show is so fetch! Like, will Britney ever get uncancelled?” seventh-grader George Regina said. “I hope she throws a giant comeback concert, but only sings her pre-breakdown stuff. You know, the good stuff."
A dating app glitch traps users in a reality where swiping left means life or death. One unlucky singleton must navigate this treacherous landscape to find true love.
"OMG, this is like the ultimate dating app nightmare!” Sydney Crump said. “Like, I can't just swipe left on everyone I find annoying? Talk about pressure! This show is giving me major swipe anxiety."
In a near future where AI controls everything, one rebellious techie fights to bring back human touch, facing off against an algorithmic overlord with a viral cat video army.
"This show is like, super deep. It's got robots and stuff, but it's also about fighting for what's right, sixth grader Chad Geepiti, Jr. said. “Like, even though AI runs everything, humans are still the superior species. Because, you know, we have feelings and stuff. And who doesn't love a good cat video?"