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Originally published June 12, 2023

WARNING: The contents of The Canine Comical are purely fictional and intended to be humorous, satirical. Readers are advised not to confuse them with real incidents. 

    Students at MBMS have started to hear new rumors about new electives coming to Mt. Baker. The staff decided to finally announce to the whole school that the rumors were true. There was an announcement made by their school principal stating that there is going to be an article released about the new electives with descriptions of what the students will be doing in each new class and the teachers that will be teaching those classes as well. 

  This class will be based on making wigs since our school only allows bald students and staff, but this is one of the schools biggest secrets. The staff and students are all secretly bald but people outside of the school don’t and cannot know. So this new elective that was added will be majorly helpful. 

  “When I heard about MBMS hiring for new teachers I knew this was an opportunity made for me,” Mrs. Wigster said, “I of course went in for an interview and knew it was meant to be when I got accepted right away.”

   One of the most known students, Lorrin Leopard talks about why he chose to request this class and what he enjoys most about it. 

   “I just have a passion for wigs, it  makes me feel something special inside,” Leopard said, “I love being able to style my own wigs and make them for the other fellow balds as well."

   Since our most popular elective is kitchen science we wanted to make sure that all kids, ages, and grades are included in all our electives. A major law states that children under the age of 13 may not cook in the kitchen without parental supervision. Now even though there is a teacher in the cooking class, it still does not count as the students “parental supervision.” This new microwaving class will help the younger sixth-grade students understand what they may or may not put in the microwave. And the fun part about the class is that the sixth-graders get to take a field trip every month to the nearby store and make a list of the microwavable foods they want to try as a class. 

   “I was never a big fan of cooking or baking in the kitchen so when I was recommended for this microwaving teaching job, with no doubt I was gonna take it” Mr. Mike said.

   Staff did not know what the sixth-graders were going to think of this class. But before they knew it, most of them wanted to be in the class. And because they wanted to not make it unfair to any other grades, they allowed any grade to request to  be in the class.

   “We had a crazy amount of requests from all grade levels,” Principal Wig said, “I am really proud of my decision and adding this new elective."