Random slightly helpful advice

june 2024 HoroscopeS

Isabella Beverly

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Originally published June 6, 2024

WARNING: The contents of The Canine Comical are purely fictional and intended to be humorous, satirical. Readers are advised not to confuse them with real incidents.

Aries

(March 21-April 19) Read the newspaper every morning and drink earl gray tea. This will make you more distinguished and maybe even smarter.

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Taurus

(April 20-May 20) Start playing pickleball Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. This will give you strong arms so you can get 10 pushups on the fitness push up test.

Gemini

(May 21-June 20) Organize your room and space. Make it nice and clean, so you can think and don’t end up messing up something or losing one of your items, like your homework.

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cancer

(June 21- July 22) Party hard this month and embarrass yourself. Even if it is posted on social media and millions of people view it, it will be okay.

leo

(July 23-August 22) Make your own song this month. It can be any genre or resemble any artist, as long as you like it.

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virgo

(August 23-September 22) Buy or make a kite, and fly it in your nearest park. This will make you meet new people who think you are interesting and unique.

libra

(September 23- October 22) Start becoming more accountable and mature a little bit. This will help people listen to you more and respect you.

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Scorpio

(October 23- November 21) Let go and relax, by going for a nature walk. Reconnect with nature by being outside and don't get stung by a bee.

sagittarius

(November 22- December 21) Take a good, long nap. Slow your roll and just take a nap.

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Capricorn

(December 22- January 19) Help make dinner this week, but DO NOT burn the house down.

aquarius

(January 20- February 18) Be nice. Just treat everyone well or else karma might circle back around.

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pisces

(February 19- March 20) Don’t be lazy. It’s okay to take breaks but not spend three hours on your phone. Please focus on your work.

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