PHOTO ILLUSTRATION BY A. BAPTISTE VIA SNAPCHAT PHOTO COURTESY OF THE GUARDIAN

Originally published June 6, 2024

WARNING: The contents of The Canine Comical are purely fictional and intended to be humorous, satirical. Readers are advised not to confuse them with real incidents. 

   As of April 5, 2024, celebrity singer and dancer Gogo Cwa released a song confessing to being a “bad girl” but as of May 10, 2024, Gogo claimed she wants to become a “good girl” and be her better self.

   “I was a bad girl,” Cwa said, “I did some bad things… I was a wild child, you always knew it. It was a matter of time before I blew it.”

   Cwa’s childhood dance teacher, Gabby Fee Meller never really enjoyed seeing Cwa as a “bad girl”. She always thought it was too much. Meller tried giving her advice on a glow up but Cwa never listened.

   “Gogo! Have you learned nothing!?” Meller said.

   Cwa became known for her wild style and influence on younger kids. When she was a little girl, her dream was to change the world and become famous over many things such as, social media, music, and dance. 

   “Imma come back like a boomerang,” Cwa said. “Don’t let those haters get their way.”

   During this time, Cwa realized how horrible she had made the world. She never knew people could change themselves so she decided to be the “first”.

   “No one in my generation has made this dramatic of a change.” Cwa said. “I am the first of my generation to make this extreme of a switch and it’s really scary but someone has to do it.”

   While Cwa was making her change in attitude, style, and personality, her music also changed. During this time, she released a song called “Charma” where she confesses about her childhood troubles.

   Unfortunately, the song had been called out for being stolen from Brim Smith. Smith’s version contained the same lyrics except for one little word switch.

   “Thou shall not lie, thou shall not cheat,” Smith said.

   While all the accusations were building up, Cwa was working on another song called “Choose My Fighter” which also came out as stolen from Ameline’s deleted clip on TicTac.

   “Another late night, another crazy mood. And I didn’t think twice what it would do to you,” Cwa said.