Amelia Cabuag
Originally published June 12, 2023
WARNING: The contents of The Canine Comical are purely fictional and intended to be humorous, satirical. Readers are advised not to confuse them with real incidents.
(March 21- April 19) You are a very bold and ambitious person. Since you are bold and like to jump start things, your red flag is running to the lunch line.
(April 20- May 20) Your sign is one of the signs that prefers relaxing moods and environments. Since you love relaxing, your red flag is sleeping during lessons in class.
(May 21- June 20) Geminis, you tend to be very spontaneous and due to this, your red flag is having several missing assignments.
(June 21- July 22) You are good with memorization. Due to this, your red flag is blurting out answers in class.
(July 23- August 22) You tend to be a very dramatic person and enjoy embracing your status. This makes you bold when you choose to be, so your red flag is playing the game "ish" during class.
(August 23- September 22) You're a fast learner and don't need extra support from anyone to do good in anything. Because of this, you would most likely be a teachers dream student and that would make your red flag being a teachers' pet.
(September 23- October 22) You tend to have a hard time focusing. Since you cannot easily focus on one thing, your red flag is playing games in class.
(October 23- November 21) Your sign tends to be good at concentrating but only when it comes to a subject you enjoy and are really good at. Because of this, your red flag is lacking focus in classes you "don't enjoy."
(November 22- December 21) You are always trying to do something and move around. Due to this, your red flag is asking to go to the bathroom way too much.
(December 22- January 19) You are very competitive. Since you love good competition, your red flag is racing in the hall to see who can make it first to their classroom.
(January 20- February 18) You strive for freedom and do your best with chaos going on in your life. So, your red flag is never having a pencil because you are too distracted with everything else going on.
(February 19- March 20) You guys tend to procrastinate, but you make up for it in the end. Due to this your red flag is starting to work on a project the night before it is due.