Tomatoes Lettuce Strawberries

Joke Corner:

• Q: What is a scarecrow's favorite fruit? A: Straw-berries!
• Q: What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? A: The worlds best Sundae!
• Q: What do you call a sad strawberry? A: A blueberry.
• Q: What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry? A: If you weren't so sweet, we wouldn't be in this jam!
• Q: Why were the little strawberries upset? A: Because their parents were in a jam!

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