Fight

You've watched a lot of action movies, so you decide to fight. After all, you are a young and healthy modern teenager and these are just a bunch of old colonists from the 1600s. What could go wrong?

Well, it turns out that a lot can go wrong. A large Puritan farmer makes his way towards you with a pitchfork in his hand. He looks like he is going to stab you with it, but instead he smacks you over the head with the handle. You see little stars as you go unconscious.