You decide that you aren't going to be brave today. You aren't going to get yourself killed! You decide to accuse someone else! But who are you going to accuse - you don't even know anybody here in Salem!
The judge stares at you as you try desperately to come up with a name of somebody to blame. In your panic, the only name that come to your mind is "Chuck Norris."
"Chuck Norris is a witch! He's the one that you need to capture!" you shout out. You feel terrible for accusing someone else, but you figure that there probably isn't anyone named Chuck Norris here in Salem. Besides, if he was here, he would probably find a way out!
The judge doesn't believe you. He is going to make you go to trial. What a lousy choice, you think to yourself as they drag you away.
You walk into court where you see a very angry looking judge in front of you and a very angry looking jury sitting in the seats to the side of the courtroom.
You soon find out that you aren't allowed to have a lawyer. You can't even be your own lawyer! You also find out that you can't even get any witnesses to convince the jury you aren't a witch.
You are starting to get very nervous. Suddenly the courtroom feels very hot and very small. An angry looking lawyer starts questioning you - asking you questions that you don't even know how to answer. He asks you things like: "How do you explain that these girls have accused you of being a witch? and, Can you prove that your ghost didn't kill Mr. Wilson's cow last month?"
You stammer and try to say something intelligent. It doesn't matter, the jury declares you to be guilty, you are bound with ropes, and you are led outside and up the hill outside of town where gallows have been built.
You are suddenly very sick as you realize that you are going to be hanged as a witch. This is exactly how 19 residents of Salem lost their lives - they were hanged for being witches.
Suddenly there is a commotion in the woods near the gallows. A strange object covered in tree branches is slowly moving out of the trees.
It's that crazy time-traveling car that abandoned you! This is just like Harry Potter when the car rescues Ron and Harry!
The Puritans around you run in fear as the car opens its doors. "Get in!" it commands. You shake off the rope that binds your hands and dive into the car. The swirling tunnel of lights appears and you watch the years go slowly forward towards the present day.
You are so grateful to not be hanged that you are no longer angry with the car for abandoning you in 1692. In fact, as you look out the car windows at the swirling stars, you start to feel very tired. Before you know it, you are fast asleep.