Joke of the Day
JOKE OF THE DAY #1
JOKE OF THE DAY #1
Knock-Knock
Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Who's there?
Walrus.
Walrus.
Walrus who?
Walrus who?
Why do you walrus ask that silly question?
Why do you walrus ask that silly question?
***JOKE OF THE DAY #2
What do you call a bat that performs in the circus?
Answer: An acrobat.
Joke of the Day #3
How does the man in the moon cut his mustache?
Eclipse it.
Joke of the Day #4
Gwen: Do you think the tree I planted is growing well?
Aria: I think it’s pine. Oak not intended.
Gwen: Will you leaf me alone with the tree puns?
Joke of the Day #5
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Pasture.”
“Pasture who?”
“It’s pasture bedtime, isn’t it?”
Joke of the Day #6
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
"Where's popcorn?"