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1. What do you do with a horn player that can't play?
Give him two sticks, put him in the back, and call him a percussionist.
2. What do you do if he can't do that?
Take away one of the sticks, put him up front, and call him a conductor.
What do you get when you put a diminished chord together with an augmented chord?
A demented chord.
How do you know when a drummer is knocking at your door?
The knock always slows down.
Why is the French horn a divine instrument?
Because a man blows in it, but only God knows what comes out of it.
If you are a stone's throw away from a bag pipe player what should you do?
Throw stones.