Knock knock!
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
WOW! You can really yodel!
From: Gabriel Mosones
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What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft
A flat minor
What's the difference between a piano and a fish
You can't tuna fish
From: Logan Mak
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What is the two drink that Makes you sing better?
Artistea and musicalitea!
From: Arcangelo Orozco
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What do you call a female opera singer who has quite a range at the lower end of the scale?
A deep-C diva.
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Why did the choir boys laugh?
Mass hysteria.
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What do choruses use to pay for things?
Har-money.
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Did you hear about the choir boy who couldn't find a singing partner?
He had to buy a duet yourself kit.
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How many altos does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They can't get up that high.
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Why was the soprano arrested?
Because they were in treble.
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Why were the singers locked out of their rehearsal room?
They missed the key change.
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How long does it take for a conductor to screw in a light bulb?
Nobody knows because no one was watching.
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How are sopranos like pirates?
They're all a terror on the high C's.