Dad Jokes

Only because I'm a Dad...

Q: When does a joke become a dad joke?

A: When it becomes...apparent!

Q: Wanna hear a pizza joke?

A: Nah, nevermind...it's pretty cheesy.

Luke Gause

Q: Wanna hear a paper joke?

A: Nah, nevermind...it's pretty tear-able.

Quinn Gause

Q: What has wheels and flies?

A: A garbage truck!

-Addison Walker

Q: What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

A: Nacho-Cheese.

Q: How do you make a tissue dance?

A: Put a little Boogie in it!

Q: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

A: Great food....no atmosphere.

Q: How does the moon cut his hair?

A: Eclipse-it.

-Ryan Koehler

Q: Why is six afraid of seven?

A: Because seven eight nine!

Q: But why did he eat nine?

A: Because you should eat three square meals a day!

Q: What was the name of the largest knight at the round table?

A: Sir Cumference.

4 out of 3 people have trouble with math. <--------That's the joke!

Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

Q: What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common.

A: They are both paris-sites.

Q: In science a koala is not considered a bear. Do you know why?

A: It lacks koalafications.

If you think you are funnier, come see me with your best joke and I'll decide whether it is website worthy.