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New Year's Special...2009..PART 1!
A few interesting and amusing things about 2009.
To accompany you into 2009, this page gives you some links and comments!
Firstly, 2009 will have 365 days - unless the Politicians, Wars, Death, Disease, Pestilance, Religions or DENTISTS change it!
It will also have 12 months, although I think "November" could be dropped! New Year's day will be on the 1st Jan 2009 - ALL DAY - although many will only live it by half, after the celebrations of the 31st December 2008. You'll have to wait until the 25th December 2009 for Christmas, but you can start buying presents right now, or start buying Easter eggs immediately - they are already available in the shops, made from melted down chocolate from last year.
You will probably NOT get a pay rise in 2009, more likely an "unfriendly" letter from your employer!
Your birthday will fall on the same date as always - boring isn't it! You'll forget (as usual) wedding anniversaries and the like, but there will always be someone around to remind you - as usual!
http://www.snopes.com/food/rituals/clink.asp
(for a few facts!)
http://www.snopes.com/holidays/newyears/beliefs.asp
(for a few more facts!)
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Just for a change, you may get some special offers in your spam box in 2009:
"Free 4 - 12 pills ViagraCailis for you with Any Purchase
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AND - like me, order thousands of them, and get a stiff neck...!
Then - to calm you down - print a copy of this, and pin it up EVERYWHERE........!
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If not - go here, to stay a while in 2008 - (88 photos of what the French considered "most important in 2008" )
http://www.linternaute.com/actualite/magazine/photo/l-annee-2008-en-88-photos/l-annee-2008-en-88-photos.shtml
OR - be more distinguished and stay in the realm of "nice things" - with lots of "oooohs" and "aaaahs"!
http://www.linternaute.com/nature-animaux/chat/photo/chats-leurs-postures-les-plus-droles/chats-leurs-postures-les-plus-droles.shtml?f_id_newsletter=276
Of course - mr le marquis will try to accompany you throughout 2009, but sometime or other he'll have to give up - Paradise may call...!
Until then:
http://www.webspawner.com/users/mrlemarquis/index.html
Part 2 will follow - just in time for the festivities!
Vauvert, France 27 December 2008
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Part 2 is coming...........