The Undertakers

This ultra sad wrinkly memorabilia site is currently under deconstruction by TDE Systems, so expect bad soldering and shonky design and be amazed when it works. The TDE stands of course for Trickie Dickie Electronics, who also trade under the title Bodge products.Photo: John as he looked when he was young...In the beginning....

Started by John and Dick who decided to help at a local youth group, the main aim of the disco was at first to stop the skinheads beating each other up.

This was quite successful - they just beat up the DJs.

Let's buy a hearse...

In search of uniqueness and with no fear of being sad loonies, John and Dick negotiated with a local unsuspecting Undertaker for the purchase of a redundant and aging Hearse. Being clever chaps they came up with the stunning title "The Undertakers Discotheque".

Well the only way from there was up....

Watch this space

for more half truths, shocking exposees, like what are 2 vicars doing dressed up in silly T shirts and trousers.

Some would say that truth has a way of showing itself - others would of course argue that truth has to be sought, and appropriated, that appropriation being a matter of belief - hey but that is far too existential I hear you say (or am I imagining that). And a hey nonny no.

All this

and the answer to the question on everyone's lips - can you really have a really successful mobile disco if it doesn't possess a stuffed pheasant? Or even - does the ownership of said stuffed Pheasant increase your chances of being any good?

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