BY:Kahlana

Today i'm telling you about a old, ugly, rotten teacher named Mrs Bogwill. She hates kids more then anything.

This is why shes like this. There once was a beautiful girl,she was a orphan. She had long blond hair like a lion,her skin was a nice tanned color like perfectly cooked toast.

Then one awful,hideous day came.she got adopted by parent that was more ugly then a horse butt.

The first morning they said she looks and smells too deluxe and bathed her in fresh warm poop then they forced her to eat a poop platter,and go to school with out a shower. After that she was never the same

Here she is working at a school 20 years later. she is now a taecher at royal highs.

One day a cute little tiny girl was talking behined Mrs Bogwills back. Mrs Bogwill was so angry she had smoke coming out her ears and a bright red face,so she hung little tiny Delaney by her underwear on the wall."OW!!" Delaney screamed. Every one was shocked.

Her friend Ruby tried and tried to help get her down,but she got caught red handed and hung next to Delaney on the wall by her bright hot pink,brighter then the sun underwear.

Delaney and Ruby were shaking terribly like two scared mice.They were hung by there underwear for two whole days.The wedgie hurt them so much they could not sit for a week!!!!!!!!

Then that day the principal came in for a check up on the 3\4's and saw Delaney and Ruby.

So Mrs Bogwill got fired and booted out the school.

So remember to get into an amaizing school. "Um a little help here" Delaney and Ruby screamed. I better go help them now.