Is Real Life a Minecraft Texture Pack?????

Poppy Eagleton, Ava Fowler -- October 8th

Okay guys, this may seem a bit kooky, but hear me out.

So, you know how in Minecraft you can import custom textures and stuff? Well, like, I've noticed that a lot of texturepacks look very similar to…y'know.

Think about it: going outside is actually so crazy like I look up and see clouds, it's like a realistic minecraft texture pack. 

And if that doesn't convince you then think about this: In Minecraft, there is a game mode called hardcore mode, and like when you die in that game mode you can no longer go back to your Minecraft world. But isn't that how real life works?? No respawning and all. Idk guys, it's kind of weird…

Okay here's another thing and hear me out on this. So you know how, like  in Minecraft, there are pyramids?????

Well… Let me tell you about Egypt. That place is full of them!! I think they really like them because they are very smooth but since we are stuck in hardcore mode they had to have been randomly generated by our world seed. That's why it's Minecraft because they only appear in Minecraft.

Now let's think about daily life:

Everyday I have to make a furnace cooked pork but my game may be in another language setting because it's called an oven instead of a furnace. There's also no crafting tables in this game. It's like a crazy mix of old and modded Minecraft!! Like when I need to make something it’s extra hard to do so like I think I downloaded the advanced version. 

But, speaking of game difficulties, there's also players… Griefing is a very big problem in public Minecraft servers… and in this game like I’ll go to the in game school and trip over these chromebook charger wires but because my game may be in another language it may just be trip wire cause they work the same.

 SO we have come to the conclusion that we are in Minecraft because of these phenomena.