The Misadventures of Damn Nambit
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Hello, I am Samuel Dagget. For the people who don't know me here's keep a biopic:
I was infected by a rogue space rock carrying a virus that gifted me my powers. Anyways that sums me up, I think.
My first venture into the unknown started off when I first entered the dark magical forest also known as Celestial Rigor Mortis. In this forest was a bunch of gnomes and genetically modified bees that latch onto your neck and inject liquid that makes you pass out for 5 days. Anyways I had to pass through Rigor Mortis to get to where I needed to go.
Synopsis:
My Autobiography is a true story of Samuel Dagget, as he progresses from a normal kid, to a man infested with a virus from a meteor that gives him powers.