We all start somewhere, unless you were born by other means not of our natural world, but by cosmic beings, and just like everyone else, I was born with parents. I never got to know them because our planet, Kuztorial, blew up from a rogue wave of thingley matter. I was around about 6 when I was born. I lived my planet's destruction because I was special... I had powers. I would tell you my powers but I want to make a cool section at the end of this with all my cool quirks and stuff. Oh yeah to be specific I was born in Earth 1, not those weird alternate universes.

We all have goals. Right? You see. Our universe just may be a bunch of space, but in between there, is life. And when there's life there is a whole lot to study and observe. golly oh gosh, I can't contain my excitement! My final goal is to observe and study everything, and I mean everything! I do have some micro goals like, eating a cosmopickle thats been dipped in thing'ojuice. 

I've done the math, divided the amount of cosmic objects in our universe by the amount of blades of grasses on those objects, times by every sentient being named Oliver. And the outcome was 1%. I've done only 1% of the things to do in the universe. Which is absolutely distressing! Doing everything in the universe is a task that takes your soul away no matter the person. I do have to admit, 1% is a pretty large number in the grand scheme of things. There's like an infinite amount of things to do in the universe and I've done 1%! That's a lot of things!

Enough of this introduction. This was me.

Edit: I forgot about the lil section I was going to make so down below is a diagram of me and stuff.