Cards Against Humanity Pax East 2014

Cards Against Humanity Pax East 2014

White

1 Collecting all seven power crystals.

2 Whatever Final Fantasy bullshit happened this year.

3 Endless ninjas.

4 Demons and shit.

5 The imagination of Peter Jackson.

6 Futuristic death sports.

7 KHAAAAAAAAAAN!

8 The Star Wars Universe.

9 Taking 2d6 emotional damage.

10 A grumpy Harrison Ford who'd rather be doing anything else.

11 All of the good times and premium gaming entertainment available to you in the Kickstarter room.

12 Attacking from Kamchatka.

13 Separate drinking fountains for dark elves.

14 Lagging out.

15 Getting bitten by a radioactive spider and then battling leukemia for 30 years.

16 Mistakenly hitting on a League of Legends statue.

17 Ser Jorah Mormont's cerulean-blue balls.

18 The old gods.

19 Stuffing my balls into a Sega Genesis and pressing the power button.

20 A giant mechanical bird with a tragic back story.

21 The pure, Zen-like state that exists between micro and macro.

22 Xena, Warrior Princess.

Black

23 Unfortunately, Neo, no one can be told what _____ is. You have to see it for yourself.

24 (Heavy breathing) Luke, I am _____ .

25 You think you have defeated me? Well, let's see how you handle _____ !

26 What the hell!?! They added a 6/6 with flying, trample, and _____ .

27 _____ is way better in _____ mode.