noobies (lyrics)

all my friends are noobies, mining slow (in the shafts, boy, in the shaft)

expect them to craft a diamond hoe (and i'm not talkin about the penis!)

please don't go way away too far

you don't know how bad these noobies are

all my friends are noobies, mining slow

expect them to craft a diamond hoe

please don't go way away too far

you don't know how bad these noobies are

entering the server of people with experience

they earned one day, learned away

just because they got a sword at the door

doesn't mean their brains will change

from bad champagne

they’ll never know the creeper standing next to them

they’ll never know the skeleton aiming straight at them

they'll think, "how'd i die here, fighting next to you?"

but after all i've said, please don't forget

all my friends are noobies, mining slow

expect them to craft a diamond hoe

please don't go way away too far

you don't know how bad these noobies are

they don't win in hunger games very much

they say newcomers have a certain touch

you have trust issues, not to mention

their mind is in another dimension

they'll never see the spider crawling up at night

they'll never see the zombie walking up at night

they'll think "how did i die here, fighting in the night?"

but after all i've said, please don't forget

(craft it, craft it)

all my friends are noobies, mining slow (in the shafts, boy, in the shaft)

expect them to craft a diamond hoe (we still aren't talkin about male genitalia!)

please don't go way away too far

you don't know how bad these noobies are

all my friends are noobies, mining slow (craft it)

expect them to craft a diamond hoe (craft it)

please all my friends are noobies, mining slow (craft it)

expect them to craft a diamond hoe

now they learned to git gud their own way. (oh shit whaaa)

sorry but you should've stayed away (woopsie haha my bad)

and now they're griefing all the goobs (oh no not the goobs!)

it looks like you might be just a noob