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William Martin Freese

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All characters are fictitious with no attempt to portray or parody anyone in our reality. Do the author the courtesy of assuming he has the imagination to make people up.

Opening Quotation and Nothing More

“There are two possible situations—one can either do this or that. My honest opinion and my friendly advice is this: do it or do not do it—you will regret both.” - Søren Kierkegaard in Either/Or

Part One: Time

1 — The Tales of Ulysses and Brer Rabbit

The cat with the all-too-human eyes leapt from a wooden fence post into tall grass. Mr. Lincoln needs to mow. Ordinarily the cat did not associate the depth of grass with the use of the lawnmower or think of Mr. Lincoln by name, but ordinarily the cat did not have human eyes.

The cat’s tail waved over rippling moonlit blades. As it entered the sphere of porch light and flowed up the concrete steps, orange stripes shimmered. The cat stopped at the screen door. “Mkgnao!”

Max Lincoln came to the screen and looked out across the lawn, failing to notice the feline at his feet. “Ulysses? Is that you? Where are you?”

The cat with human eyes extended a single claw and plucked the screen in a practiced gesture.

“Oh! Here you are, bad boy.” Max opened the door.

The cat shot inside like a bolt of orange lightning. The television was on, tuned to a situation comedy. The cat stopped short and cocked an ear as the onscreen couple argued amusingly about their daughter’s choice of skirt.

Max walked across the living room and called up the staircase. “Penny, he’s back.”

The cat turned its head at the sound of Max’s voice and then rushed to the foot of the stairs. Max, hearing no reply, climbed the steps and proceeded down a carpeted hallway. The cat followed as closely as it could but caught a claw on a loop of beige Berber. After tumbling, the cat looked to see if Max had noticed, but Max was knocking.

“Our wanderer has returned.”

A squeal of delight could be heard above the sound of a bathroom shower. “Uly? I’ll be out in a minute.”

The cat with human eyes let out another odd howl. “Mrkgnao!”

“Patience, Ulysses.”

“Mrkrgnao!” The howl was louder.

“You missed her, did you? She missed you too. Maybe you shouldn’t wander for so long.”

The cat extended claws to make a scraping sound as it pawed the door.

“Sure. Why not?” Max opened the bathroom door enough to let the cat squeeze inside and then closed it before Penny could blame him for letting out the heat. He walked back down the hall, thinking, after all this time away, I’d expect Ulysses to come home famished. The scoundrel must have caught a plump bird.

The cat’s eyes opened wide. Round pupils took in the steamy bathroom, which was surprisingly large when viewed from a cat’s perspective. At one end of the space was a tub enclosed by pebbled glass. This translucent wall allowed the cat to make out the indistinct outline of a naked woman. The cat’s heart began to race.

It crossed the room, paws padding on linoleum. It looked for gaps around the tub enclosure through which it might peer, but a watertight seal blocked any view. With some struggle, the cat managed to catch one claw in an edge of rubber under metal trim. It pulled, but the mass of glass far outweighed the mass of feline. The sliding door would not slide.

The cat stepped back and surveyed the scene. The woman in the shower turned. Her elbow pressed momentarily against the pebbled surface, becoming more clearly visible. The cat stared until the elbow sank back into watery indistinction.

The cat paced the narrow space and then bounded onto the toilet seat. All-too-human eyes shifted back and forth between the tub and toilet, gauging distance. Bracing its rear feet against the base of the toilet tank, it made a leaping stretch to bring its forepaws against the handle of the glass door. The cat missed, scrabbled claws against glass and thudded to the floor.

“Uly? Is that you? Did Max let you in here?”

In an instant, the cat was up on the toilet again. Feet set, it attempted another stretch, this time with success. For a moment nothing happened, the cat a straining arc of orange fur between the toilet tank and the shower handle. Then the door began to move but not from the negligible efforts of the cat. The shower occupant, Penny Lincoln, slid the door open. The cat fell into the tub.

An emotional battle took place on the floor of the bath. A foreign aspect of the cat’s mentality was eager to drink in the site of the naked woman, but a more basic instinct, the desire of a cat to not be suddenly and unexpectedly wet, took over. The cat put all its strength into a vault over the edge of the tub. It landed on slippery linoleum and clawed and swam across the floor to press, shuddering, against the hallway door.

The cat heard the woman’s laughter. It shook water from its dripping head, turned, and saw Mrs. Lincoln already wrapped in a plush green bath towel that was far too large and covered almost everything. Only her glistening calves and feet were visible. The cat let out a disappointed sigh.

“Uly, are you all right?” Penny came closer, her laughter ended by genuine concern. “Oh, dear. So wet. And what’s the matter with your eyes?”

The cat squeezed shut its all-too-human eyes. Then it opened them again, but they were no longer human.

In the house next door, Denny Broome, lying on a bed he had inherited from older sisters, opened his eyes. He saw, standing at the foot of the bed, a Scottish wizard.

“Hello, Uncle Ian.”

The wizard sternly eyed his apprentice. The boy self-consciously moved his right hand away from the crotch of his blue jeans.

“Laddie, have you ever lied to me?”

Denny could feel redness growing in his face. “No, sir.”

“Where were you just now?”

Denny, who really had almost never lied to Uncle Ian, struggled against the desire to do so. “Playing with a cat. The Spell of Swapping Senses.”

“You are getting better at that one.”

“I think so. Practice helps.”

“So you were just practicing?”

Denny struggled for an answer and did not find one.

“I saw Patches on the way in,” said Uncle Ian. “I tickled her chin. I noticed nothing unusual. With what cat were you practicing?”

“They call him Ulysses.”

“The orange tabby next door?”

“Yes, sir.”

Uncle Ian looked around Denny’s tiny room with its posters of athletes and musicians tacked to the sloping ceiling. He picked up a social studies textbook, examined it a moment and then did the same with a book of spells. After replacing both books where he found them, he sat on the corner of Denny’s bed. Old bedsprings squeaked. Denny was almost too big for this bed now.

“Penny Lincoln is a fine looking woman.”

“Yes, sir.” Denny’s breathing had a tremble in it. “Uncle Ian, am I in trouble? Are you going to tell my folks?”

“Of course not, laddie. I understand. Men are men. So are wizards. We have all done similar things.”

“We have?” Denny hesitantly smiled. “Have you?”

“All the time. I had Patches in your sisters’ bedrooms just the other night so I could watch them undressing.”

“What?” Denny’s voice cracked as he tried to modulate a shout back down to a whisper his parents would not hear. “Uncle Ian, you can’t do that.”

“Say cannot, laddie. Not can’t. No contractions for a wizard. You know better.”

Denny nodded.

“And yes, I certainly can do that. I was doing that spell before you, or your sisters, or your parents for that matter, were born.”

“But you can’t . . . cannot spy on Carol and Suzie.”

“And why not?”

“Because it is wrong. That is so creepy.”

“I see. Creepy. Do you feel that way because you are their brother?”

“Well, sure.”

“If they had no brother, would it still be creepy?”

Denny nodded firmly. “Yes, it would.”

“I wonder if Penny Lincoln has a brother. She does have a husband. I imagine Max would find the idea of someone spying on his naked wife creepy.”

Denny Broome and Ian Urquhart looked into each other’s eyes. Denny took a long, deep breath. It calmed him. “Uncle Ian, is this a lesson?”

“I sincerely hope so.”

“You did not really spy on Carol or Suzie, did you?”

“Certainly not.”

“Uncle Ian, I will never spy on Mrs. Lincoln again. I promise. I didn’t see anything, anyway.”

“You did not? I have always found it odd that courts are more lenient in the sentencing of criminals who fail. I shall follow the tradition though and let you off with a warning.”

“Thank you, Uncle Ian. I am sorry. I guess I am not a very good wizard.”

“Not yet, but you will be. And you will be a good person. Your parents and I will see to that.”

Denny frowned. “I wish I was a good person now.”

“Do not be so hard on yourself, laddie. I have not forgotten how it feels to be thirteen. I never spied on your sisters, but when I was your age, I did things of which I am not proud. It would be grand to never make mistakes, but it is often good enough to avoid repeating them.”

“Thank you, Uncle Ian. I am glad you are my master.”

“And you, despite your flaws, are the best apprentice I could ask for. Now get some sleep.” The Scottish wizard stood and tapped a heavy finger on the social studies textbook. “You have school in the morning.”

As Denny drifted off to sleep that night, he felt regrets. He regretted that he had violated Mrs. Lincoln’s privacy and that he had disappointed Uncle Ian. He was blessed to have such an understanding mentor. But he had one more regret, one that would trouble him off and on for the rest of his life. He regretted that he never got a good look at Mrs. Lincoln before she wrapped herself in that big green towel.


The publisher finished scanning the text file and handed the portable screen back to the aspiring author. “Well, that’s an unusual story.”

“I made it as accurate as possible. Lots of research.”

“I got that sense. I’m sure if I looked into it, I’d find the Broome’s next-door neighbors had concrete porch steps, Berber carpet, and a glass tub enclosure. But it’s not really the kind of thing we publish. I mean, Denny Broome peeking at naked women?”

“It’s right out of Denny’s diaries. I fleshed it out a bit, but the basic facts are undeniable. And you said you were looking for educational stories with fresh angles on Denny and Uncle Ian.”

“I’m sure your facts are correct, but exposé wasn’t the sort of education we had in mind.” The publisher lifted a thin book with a golden spine from the polished surface of his desk. He handed it to the aspiring author. “Take a look at this. It’s more the sort of thing we do.”

She opened the picture book and began to read:


Any day that rain came down, Denny Broome would sit at the window beside the front door waiting for Uncle Ian to come. Uncle Ian would know a story that could lift the clouds from a young boy’s heart.

This day, Denny was watching a raindrop slide down the window. Suddenly, there was Uncle Ian upside-down inside the drop. Was that magic or just a wizard outside on the walk?

Uncle Ian shook out his umbrella and his raincoat. He put them both away in the Broome family’s front hall closet. He turned to Denny and asked, “Whit like are ye, laddie?”

“I’m sad, Uncle Ian. I have to stay inside again today because it’s raining.”

“Inside? Hae ah ne'er tellt ye th' tale o' howfur Brer Rabbit pat ths lang pole intae th' short shed?”

“No, Uncle Ian. You have not.”


The aspiring author frowned. “‘Whit like are ye, laddie?’”

“Scottish dialect,” said the publisher. “You used ‘laddie’ in your story.”

“Yes, because I have evidence Ian Urquhart used it, but his accent wasn’t noticeably thick. ‘Hae ah ne'er tellt ye?’ Like most wizards, Ian Urquhart avoided all contractions. And what kind of name is Brer?”

“It means brother. The original version of this story was written in the dialect of slaves from Earth.”

“Why would slaves have a dialect?”

“It was race-based slavery.”

“Race?”

“Dark-skinned people were seen as a race, an inferior subspecies who could be kept as slaves for generations. A person like you could own a person like me just because of our skin tones. The slaves came from a different region than their masters so had different linguistic histories.”

The aspiring author shuddered. “I’ll never understand people who want to visit Earth.”

“I’ve been,” said the publisher. “It’s nothing like that now.”

“Why would the person who wrote this story have chosen such a horrid style?”

“The original use of slave dialect in Brer Rabbit stories was more about nostalgia than prejudice. Later, as slaves were freed and struggled for equality, it became an embarrassment, then an insult, then a matter of cultural pride, and finally a forgotten historical oddity.  The writer of this modern tale, sharing my skin tone, had a personal interest in the style, but we had him redo it when we changed it to a Denny and Uncle Ian story. He insisted on keeping Brer because Brer Rabbit, Brer Fox and such are traditional characters, so we let that stay.”

“But this ‘Scottish’ version is incomprehensible.”

“It’s part of a series. The kids are used to it. We always lose the dialect entirely when Ian gets into the story he’s telling. Keep going.”

While the publisher sorted through potential cover illustrations for another project, the aspiring author only winced a little as she continued reading silently.


“Losh! Laddie, wid ye lik' me tae tell th' tale?”

“Oh yes, Uncle Ian. Please do.”

Uncle Ian sat on the couch beside Denny and began.

***

The sun was warm on Brer Rabbit and bright on the tasty green tops of Mr. Man’s carrots. It had rained that morning. The carrot greens were damp and shiny in the sun. The smells of the garden were strong and pleasant.

As he nibbled, Brer Rabbit kept one eye on Mr. Man, who was using a saw blade on a long pole to prune an apple tree. He kept his other eye on Brer Fox, who watched from the garden’s edge.

Mr. Man finished his pruning. Without noticing the animals, he took the saw blade off the pole and stored it in a little garden shed. He leaned the pole against the outside of the shed and went into his house.

“Mr. Man needs a bigger shed so that he can put his pole away,” observed Brer Fox.

Brer Rabbit hopped over to the shed. He saw it had two doors, one on each end to make it easy to put things in and take them out again. “I am smarter than Mr. Man. I could put this pole inside that shed.”

Brer Fox came close. He looked at the pole and the shed. “Brer Rabbit, that is an empty brag. This pole is much longer than that shed and would not fit inside, even at an angle.”

The Possum Child hung by her tail from a tree branch so she could listen. Wise old Swamp Owl flew up and landed on the branch to have a peek at what was going on.

“How are you?” asked Possum Child.

“Not good,” said Swamp Owl. “In that storm last week, my tree blew down. It was both my home and hunting perch. I am much pressed to find a new one.”

“That is too bad.”

“I’ll be all right. But how are you, Possum Child?”

“I’m worried, for Brer Rabbit and Brer Fox are having a go at each other.” Indeed, their conversation had become quite heated. Brer Raccoon and his Cousin came out of the woods to investigate the commotion.

Brer Rabbit spoke. “I heard that in Mr. Albert’s book it says a thing gets shorter when it goes faster, and Mr. Albert is the smartest man there ever was.”

Swamp Owl nodded his head. The Raccoons saw this and nodded their heads too.

“Have to be mighty fast, I expect,” said Brer Fox.

“I am the fastest critter there ever was,” said Brer Rabbit. “I am faster even than the lightning. I might not be able to keep that pole in that shed overnight, but I bet I could squeeze it in there for an instant.”

“An instant? How would we know for sure it was all inside at once?”

“We can have Brer Raccoon and his Cousin hold the doors with their quick hands. I will carry that pole through that shed fast as lightning. Once it is inside, the Raccoons will throw those doors shut. When you see both doors shut with that pole inside, you will know I did it. Then they will yank those doors open again, and the pole and I will come out without ever stopping.”

“And what would you bet?” asked Brer Fox.

“I’ll dig you some carrots,” said Brer Rabbit.

“Phaugh! I want no carrots.”

“Well then, what do you want?”

Brer Fox pondered on that a moment. He looked Brer Rabbit up and down. “I want your long white ears.”

Brer Rabbit took a start. “My ears? Without my ears, how will I hear when some hungry critter sneaks up on me?”

Brer Fox smiled. “I knew you could not do it. Mr. Albert is crazy, and nobody is that fast.”

“Oh, I can do it,” said Brer Rabbit. “But what will you bet? What will you pay me if I can?”

“I’ll steal you chicken’s eggs,” said Brer Fox.

“Double phaugh,” said Brer Rabbit. “I disapprove of stealing, and eggs make me sick.”

“Then what do you want?”

Brer Rabbit took a hop and then another. “I want your shiny black nose.”

“My nose?” asked Brer Fox. “Without my nose, how will I find things to eat?”

“You wouldn’t. But you won’t bet,” said Brer Rabbit, “because you know I’ll win.”

“I’ll take that bet just to show these other animals what a bragging fool you are, Brer Rabbit. Here is what we’ll do. If you put the pole in the shed long enough for the Raccoons to close both doors, you’ll go to Brer Bear and tell him to come and pull my nose off. If you fail, I’ll go to Brer Bear and tell him to pull your ears off. Brer Bear is strong enough, and he is one who knows the simple truth when he hears it.”

When Brer Rabbit heard himself called a bragging fool, he got riled. He grabbed the pole and began to walk a long way off to give himself room to build up speed. Brer Raccoon and his Cousin opened the doors of the shed and stood waiting.

“Swamp Owl, this is bad,” said the Possum Child. “If Brer Rabbit can put the pole into that shed long enough to close those doors, Brer Fox will lose his nose and starve. If Brer Rabbit can’t do it—and I don’t see how he can since the pole is longer than the shed—he’ll lose his ears, and Brer Fox will sneak up on him and eat him.”

Swamp Owl said, “Make up your mind, Possum Child. Should Brer Fox eat or not? And don’t be so sure about Brer Rabbit losing. Mr. Albert is right. Things get shorter when they go very fast, and Brer Rabbit is faster than lightning.”

From the distance, Brer Rabbit came running. He was the fastest critter there ever was. Sure enough, as he went faster, the pole got shorter. When he reached the shed, the Raccoons banged the doors closed. The pole was so short it fit inside. Then they yanked the doors open again. Brer Rabbit came out so fast that he was already too far away to see.

Brer Fox’s jaws hung open. “I don’t believe it. That fool Brer Rabbit did it. I have to leave the county quick before he comes back with Brer Bear to pull my nose off.”

“Swamp Owl,” said the Possum Child, “this is terrible. Brer Fox will have to run away or starve to death.”

“Calm down, Child. You too, Brer Fox. If I can talk Brer Rabbit into saying the bet was just a joke, and you can keep your nose, will you catch me some mice to eat?”

“I’ll catch you a big batch of mice,” said Brer Fox, “and thank you much, but I don’t see how you can talk Brer Rabbit into that. He’s probably at Brer Bear’s den already.”

“Brer Fox, you leave that to me. Climb up on my back, Possum Child. You are about to have a lesson.”

The Possum Child climbed onto the owl’s broad back. Away they flew over Mr. Man’s garden, and over the green woods, and over a golden meadow where they found Brer Rabbit. He had dropped the pole, but he was still running.

“Brer Rabbit, I want to talk to you.” Swamp Owl’s voice was a screech so loud Brer Rabbit could hear it over his own panting lungs and pounding heart. He slowed enough that Swamp Owl could catch him, but he did not stop.

“I have to leave the county,” said Brer Rabbit, “before Brer Fox tells Brer Bear to pull my ears off.”

“But Brer Rabbit . . .” began the Possum Child.

“Hush Child,” said Swamp Owl. “Leave this talk to grown-ups. Brer Rabbit, you don’t have to go.”

Brer Rabbit did not stop. “Our bet was that if I failed to put the pole inside the shed, Brer Fox would have Brer Bear pull my ears off. I failed even worse than he expected, yet I want to keep my ears.”

“But Brer Rabbit,” said the Possum Child, “you didn’t . . .”

“Hush Child. Don’t make me tell you again,” said Swamp Owl. “Brer Rabbit, if I can make Brer Fox say the bet was just a joke, and you can keep your ears, will you run through the woods to find me a tree with a big hole I can nest in, one near a meadow full of mice I can hunt?”

Brer Rabbit stopped. He gasped to catch his breath. “I’ll search the whole woods from edge to edge and find you the best tree in it, but will Brer Fox agree to such a thing?”

Swamp Owl landed on a stump. “You know it is good to leave Brer Bear alone.”

Brer Rabbit nodded. “That’s true enough. Brer Bear does not like to be bothered.”

“And Brer Fox knows it. I will remind him and make him understand. You have my word that you are safe. I hope you have learned a lesson.”

“I have,” said Brer Rabbit. “Never trust Mr. Albert. That pole was supposed to get short when I went fast, but it never did. Instead the shed got short. Mr. Albert’s book is a danger. It should be banned.”

Swamp Owl shook his head and flew into the sky with the Possum Child clinging to his back.

“Can I talk now?” asked the Possum Child.

“You may.”

“What was all that about?”

“That was about Brer Rabbit finding me a new nest and hunting perch. And while I wait for it, Brer Fox will bring me plenty of mice to eat.”

“But I saw Brer Rabbit put the pole inside the shed. The pole got short. The Raccoons closed both doors with the pole inside. Why does Brer Rabbit think he lost the bet?”

“Because he did. Mr. Albert’s book is about how things look different to different folks. From our point of view, standing still beside the shed, it was the pole that was moving fast, so the short pole fit. But from Brer Rabbit’s point of view, since he was moving with the pole, it was the shed that was moving fast, so it was the shed that got shorter. Brer Rabbit must have felt quite the fool when he took that long pole into that short shed.”

The Possum Child scratched her head. “But the Raccoons closed both doors with the pole inside. How is that possible if the pole did not get short enough to fit inside the shed? If Brer Rabbit saw a long pole and a short shed, what did he see when both doors closed?” 

“He did not see both doors close at the same time. If Brer Rabbit had read Mr. Albert’s book instead of counting on other folks to say what was in it, he would have known it is not just your ruler that changes when things go fast. It is your clock as well. Brer Rabbit saw Brer Raccoon close the first door when the front end of the pole was in the shed. Then he saw Brer Raccoon open that door. Later, when the back end of the pole came inside the shed, Brer Rabbit saw Cousin Raccoon close the other door and open it again.”

“So we saw both doors close at the same time, but Brer Rabbit saw them close at different times?”

“That is right.”

“Well then, who really won the bet?”

“From Brer Fox’s point of view, Brer Rabbit won. From Brer Rabbit’s point of view, Brer Fox won.”

“But which point of view is true.”

“They both are, but we won’t tell Brer Rabbit or Brer Fox. They should have read Mr. Albert’s book themselves.”

The Possum Child was quiet. Then she said, “If one critter can see two things happen at the same time, and another critter sees them happen at two different times, then time is different than I thought it was.”

“I said you’d have a lesson, and so you have. Now think on this, Possum Child. What if there had been another rabbit, one with another pole, running the other way?”

***

“What if there had been another rabbit?” asked Denny. “What would have happened.”

“Whit dae ye think, laddie?” asked Uncle Ian with a sly wink of his blue eye.

Denny thought a moment. “Would they have run into each other?”

“Let's say nae.”

“Well then, when the two rabbits passed each other, one of them would see Brer Raccoon opening and closing his door as something in the past, and the other would see it as something in the future. And the same with Cousin Raccoon’s door but the other way around.”

“'N' whit does that tell ye?”

“There’s no such thing as the past or the future. There’s just things that happen and people who see them.”

“Aye, thare is ma smart Denny. Lik' th' possum, ye hae hud yer lesson.”


The publisher saw the look on the aspiring author’s face. “We wouldn’t expect you to do dialect if you didn’t want to.”

“Uncle Ian had hazel eyes, but his eyes and his speech aren’t what’s bothering me. Who buys this book? Are they teaching relativity in elementary schools?”

“The Dollers are. Other schools on Bacab are following their lead. We’ve even shipped books off-world. The reason I was reviewing that one today is because we’re working on a sale to Earth.”

“Denny Broome didn’t study Albert Einstein until he was an adult. Younger kids can’t do the math.”

“That’s why the story has no math in it. As it was explained to me, two children can play catch despite ignorance of the formula for the ball’s parabolic path. The idea is to teach children how the world really works as soon as possible so they don’t have a false impression to unlearn before they can grasp the truth.”

“But Uncle Ian didn’t do that with Denny.”

“Who cares? This is an educational book for children using traditional characters, Denny and Uncle Ian, and Brer Rabbit and Brer Fox.”

“But Denny Broome and Ian Urquhart were real.”

“So?”

The aspiring author shook her head. “Are you descended from First Wave colonists?”

“Not entirely. My mother’s grandparents were born on Earth. Her family came here only recently.”

“Neither of us would be on Bacab then, or anywhere, if not for Denny Broome. The same is true of multitudes on worlds throughout the galaxy. Denny and Uncle Ian are extremely important people. Some worlds view them as saviors.”

“Which is why they’re famous and beloved. We use that status to bring children to these educational stories.”

“But these stories are inaccurate in their portrayal of those men.”

“Real rabbits don’t talk, either, or run at the speed of light, but the physics in the story is a valuable lesson.”

“If you say so, but I want to write things that are historically accurate.”

“You said yourself, you ‘fleshed out’ Denny’s diary. We don’t tell wild lies about these guys, but we allow ourselves some leeway in service of the story.”

The aspiring author shook her head.

“This one of yours, I think it could be reworked. Take out the naked lady and the peeping tomcat. Let Denny misbehave in some more socially acceptable way. I think we can work with you on it. As for history, the more you look at it, the more you’ll find historians do the same things we do. We’ll never know the details of what happened to Denny Broome and Uncle Ian. Not without going back in time.”

“Or asking Nomik Motchk.”

The publisher huffed. “He does no interviews.”

“Yeah,” said the aspiring author. “Maybe I should get to work on a time machine.”

“Maybe you should get to work on a rewrite.”

2 — Old Friends Recalled

Nomik Motchk had located a bright young fellow in the nearby village for training as a mechanical technician. Maintaining the old telephone was one of his assignments, so the bell that rang was physical, yielding a fully dimensional sound no digital file could reproduce. 

“¿Bueno?”

“Nomik, is that you?”

“Who asks?”

“Ian Urquhart.”

“Ah. I thought the voice had a distant familiarity.”

“I once asked you for advice on taking up a new apprentice. You told me to call you back in ten years to let you know how it went.”

Nomik closed his eyes and breathed a quiet sigh. “That does sound like me. I assume you decided to take one on.”

“Denny Broome. Donald Broome’s boy. You remember Detective Donald Broome?”

“The man who blew my business partner’s brains out?”

“Oh dear. Probably should not have brought him up.”

“Not a problem, Ian. Before we became partners, Ruby and I were opponents. As far as I can recall, the relationship was never close.”

“Still, awkward of me, eh?”

“Forget it. Was there a reason you called, other than following my instruction from a previous decade?”

“My apprentice. I have another genius on my hands.”

“Another?”

“You know. Like Cory.”

“A genius like the one Ruby had to murder so he would not destroy the world?”

“Yes. No. Not the same, exactly. Different. Very different. Nothing like Cory. Denny has a special genius of his own. He is the hardest working magical apprentice on the planet. Cory Lariston would understand a spell the instant I told him about it. He was eerie that way. But Denny Broome learns differently. He applies himself with incredible effort.”

“The genius who is ninety-nine percent perspiration.”

“Exactly!”

“I see. Was there something you wanted me to know about this genius?”

“I think he is ready for a percent of inspiration. I was hoping you could help with that.”

“Keeping in mind the last time I took on one of your apprentices he ended up dead, and we nearly lost the universe.”

“I blame myself for that. I should have kept an eye on Cory. I intend to handle things better this time.”

“How so?”

“I thought I would stay with Denny. Not just visits but every day.”

Nomik leaned back in his chair, admiring the view through a ring of windows surrounding his study tower. Heat rising from tile rooftops added a shimmery distortion to a farmer working in one of the hacienda’s fields. Nomik envied the man’s simple life. And his inevitable death.

“Nomik? You still there?”

“Ian, are you inviting yourself to live in my home?”

“Not necessarily. I can stay elsewhere. So can Denny, for that matter. If there is no room at the inn, we have experience living under open skies.”

“Do not be ridiculous. Rooms are not a problem.”

“Excellent! I will let Denny know. And his parents.”

“You intend to bring his parents, too?”

“No, but I thought they should be told before I take their boy to Mexico. Parental consent is how apprenticeships are done in this modern age. They may want to visit.”

“Yes. I understand. Thoughtful of you, Ian.”

“We will see you soon, then.”

Nomik considered pointing out that he had not actually accepted Ian’s proposition but decided instead to say, “I look forward to it.” He hung up the telephone. “Exsomem, memo.”

A window popped up on the computer monitor on Nomik’s desk. It was titled “Memorandum” with the current date and time already typed. As Nomik spoke, his words appeared inside the window.

“Contact by telephone from Ian Urquhart who intends to come and stay with me, bringing Denny Broome.”

The name Ian Urquhart appeared in green. The name Denny Broome appeared in red, followed by a suggestion: Detective Donald Broome.

“Exsomem, new identity: Denny Broome.”

Another window appeared on the screen. At the top was the boy’s name.

“Life status: alive. Gender: male. Age: greater than fifteen years. Possibly less than twenty. Occupation: student. Magical status: positive. Relationships: to Ian Urquhart, apprentice; to Detective Donald Broome, son; to Nomik Motchk, as yet undetermined. Close identity.”

Denny Broome’s identity window closed. In the memorandum window, his name now appeared in green.

“Urquhart thinks Denny is another genius like Cory Lariston, this time not by gift but by application.”

The name Cory Lariston appeared in dark blue, almost indistinguishable from black.

“I have decided to let them come. Ian has had inexplicable luck at finding such children. My thinking is that the Broome boy may prove of use, perhaps succeeding where Cory failed. Not that I have much hope. Even if Denny has the necessary talent, he could well meet Cory’s fate. In that case, and with Ruby gone, the task of killing Denny would fall to me. Close memo.”

The memorandum window closed.


Slender rods were gathered at midpoints in batches oriented to angles suggesting turning hourglasses. The gates swung open easily despite their mass, the music of hinges amplified by the vibrating iron rods—instruments as well as timepieces. In desert sunlight, their candy-red enamel was even brighter than the ceramic rooftops on the hacienda’s wings and the tower above. The courtyard beyond held handsome benches, cheerfully painted tiles, and sculptural fountains draped in blossoms. To Denny it all resembled the garden at some high-end amusement park. Could this truly be the home of his new mentor?

A middle-aged woman met them. She spoke no English, and Ian’s Spanish was doubtful, so it was mostly by hand waving they were directed across the courtyard and through tall wooden doors. Denny whistled as he entered the great hall. The sound echoed back in interesting ways. “Wow!”

Ian nodded. “Quite a place. Nomik inherited it, and he did more than well enough to manage the upkeep.”

“We get to live here?”

“That is the plan.”

“I wish my folks could have come with us.”

“Think how much they will enjoy visiting.”

“Yeah, they will.” Denny walked about, admiring furniture, paintings, and the massive stone fireplace. He peered through arches, down corridors, out windows and then looked back. “I bet you could fit our whole house into this one room. How many people live here?”

“Counting servants, quite a crowd.” Ian dropped into a large chair with feet carved to resemble the paws of a jaguar. He looked comfortable. “Not counting servants, just Nomik Motchk and Miguel Panza.”

“Who?”

“Miguel’s father used to be Nomik’s personal secretary. Today, he owns the place. Nomik lost it somehow.”

“Lost it? You mean like in a card game?”

“Or a business deal. Nomik was a billionaire, but now the Panza’s have the money. Cory told me the details once. Guess I let them slip out of my head.”

“Where does the rest of Miguel’s family live?”

“The father is in the US now. He married Jinasu Mao, Miguel’s mother.”

“Why is that name familiar?”

“I gave you one of her books. The magical genealogy.”

“Oh, right. Guess I should read that.” Denny stepped through an arch and found a dining room. “This is quite a table for two people.”

“Billionaires have no trouble finding guests. And there used to be a school here.”

“A school of magic?”

“Two wizards, the Grandfather and the Father—no blood relationship, of course—ran the place. Imagine that table surrounded by twenty young apprentices like yourself.” As if on cue, three dark-haired children, a girl and two boys, came out from a kitchen doorway and stood beside the table, their faces reflected in its polished wood, staring at the Americans.

Denny approached them. “Hi. Are you guys apprentices?”

“No,” said the oldest. “I am Guillermo.” His English was accented but easily understood. He pronounced his name as if it began with a W. “This is my sister, Amorita.” The girl executed a shallow curtsy similar to a move Denny had seen his sisters use while playing. “And our little brother, Bartolomé.” The smallest child stood straighter when he heard the word little.

“I am Denny, and this is my Uncle Ian.”

“You to meet we are pleased,” said Amorita. She pronounced each word perfectly despite the odd ordering.

“If you are not apprentices, then what are you guys doing here?” asked Denny.

“Live here we.”

Guillermo corrected his sister. “We live here.”

“With Nomik Motchk?”

“With our parents.”

“Are you Panzas?” asked Uncle Ian.

The children nodded in unison.

A plump, laughing man emerged from the kitchen. His face displayed both native and Asian ancestry. “That’s right. Panzas all.” He grasped the three children in a single hug.

“Miguel, you have a family now.” Ian stepped forward and embraced the new arrival. “Good. The place can use it.”

“I’ve always had family in this house,” said Miguel Panza, “in the back rooms when we didn’t own it.”

The boy, Guillermo, tugged at Ian’s sleeve. “Is it true you are a wizard like Mr. Motchk?”

“We both are,” said Ian. “Denny is my apprentice. Mr. Motchk and I will jointly be his masters.”

The children looked to Denny with wide eyes. Amorita asked, “You can magic?”

Denny stepped back through the arch. A balcony ran around the second floor of the great hall. At the far end, a high window was open to blue sky. Denny moved his hands and spoke strange words.

The children followed Denny into the hall, standing beside him to gaze up at the window. Nothing happened.

At an inviting gesture from Miguel, Ian returned to the jaguar chair and sat. “Sometimes that spell does not work. I know a variation with more . . .” But before he could finish, a flash of blue and white came through the window. A bird with a black mask on its eyes, beak, throat and crest, landed on the stone mantle above the fireplace.

Bartolomé grinned and clapped his hands. When the bird began to call, the older children stepped back, but the youngster came forward. Loud squawks produced a sort of tune that echoed off the walls. The bird swished its long, forked tail in time to its music. Denny joined in, his voice perfectly imitating the bird. Then he stopped while the bird continued.

“Sorry. Not the best singer,” said Denny.

“It we love,” said Amorita.

“What is that noise?” asked a commanding voice from above. Everyone looked up to the balcony. A young man stood there.

“Another son, Miguel?” asked Ian.

Miguel shook his head. His expression had become serious. He gestured upward with his chin.

Ian stood and took a closer look. “Nomik? Dear God, is that you?”

The young man spread his hands wide to indicate his existence. He was lean and strong. The colors of his eyes, hair and skin all seemed to have been drawn from the desert around the hacienda. He smiled, and everyone was glad he did. “Welcome back, Ian.”

“I had heard you were getting younger. What are you now, in your early twenties?”

“My appearance does not change my age, but yes, my doctor says about that.”

“Congratulations!”

Nomik grimaced and drew back from the balcony. A moment later he emerged through a ground-floor hallway. Ian embraced him. “Nomik, I would like you to meet our apprentice, Denny Broome.”

On the mantle, the bird let out a final squawk before it darted out the window. Nomik followed it with his eyes and then looked down on Denny. “He could use a haircut. You are a summoner?”

Denny brushed his hair back from his face. “Yes, sir.”

“He does lots of other things,” said Ian. “You heard the bird duet.”

“Cannot honestly say I enjoyed its timbre.”

“Denny has never been in Mexico before. He needs to get to know the local animals.”

“Get to know them on your own time.” Nomik took Denny’s shoulder in a strong grip. “Speaking of which, what do you know of time magic?”

“Nothing, sir.”

“Of course not. Shall we begin your lessons?”

Miguel stepped forward. “Nomik, our guests might appreciate a chance to settle in.”

“Have they been to the bathroom?”

“Yes, sir,” said Denny. “At the airport.”

“Is their luggage attended to?”

“It is,” said Miguel. “In their rooms by now.”

“Hungry? Thirsty?”

“No, sir.”

“I could use a drink,” said Ian.

Miguel called to a servant and arranged for beverages.

“Sit,” said Nomik. He directed Denny to a couch before the fireplace. Ian returned to the jaguar chair. Miguel guided children from the room with an explanation that the show was over. Unlike Nomik, they had enjoyed the bird’s performance and were sorry to have to go.

“Thank you,” said Amorita.

“More later,” said Denny. This promise pleased the young Panzas, and they skipped away.

“What do you know of spacetime?” asked Nomik.

“Of what?”

“You must have studied relativity in school.”

Denny stared.

“Physics?”

“We had a choice of sciences. I took biology.”

Nomik scowled at Ian, who smiled back.

Nomik modified his scowl into a weak smile. “When wizards first began to manipulate time, we made a mess of it. Our understanding was no better than common sense.”

Denny was looking back and forth between Nomik and Uncle Ian, trying to gauge their relationship. “What’s wrong with common sense?”

Ian winced at the sound of his apprentice’s use of a contraction.

Nomik gave Denny a long, silent look before he said, “Nothing, if all you hope to do is common. Modern time wizards do uncommon work. We require knowledge, as well as language, that is precise.”

Denny nodded. “OK. Teach me.”

“First you need to understand that time and space are not two separate things.”

Denny frowned. “Not sure I get that.”

“I never did,” said Ian. “Cory tried to explain it to me.”

“Fortunately,” said Nomik, “Ian does not have to get it. You do, Denny. You must begin by imagining a grid in all of space so that every location can be defined with numbers.”

Denny stared blankly.

“Let me give you an example. Here on Earth, I may say I am at sixteen degrees, fifty-six minutes, thirty-seven seconds north latitude, and ninety-six degrees, forty-nine minutes, twenty-six seconds west longitude, at an altitude of sixteen hundred seventy-seven meters.”

“That sounds pretty damn specific,” said Ian, “but would anyone know what it means?”

“As a matter of fact, for a person who understands maps, that is enough to pinpoint me within a reasonable number of meters, but it is an incomplete specification. It tells you where I am in space but not in time. A spacetime location must include the temporal component: the year, month, day, hour, minute and second.”

“If we are talking about where you are, rather than where you were or will be, that part is obvious. The time has to be now.”

“Thank you, Ian, for a perfect example of what is wrong with common sense.”

“Can I ask questions?” asked Denny.

“Only if you wish to learn.”

“Why are there minutes and seconds in the numbers that say where you are in space? Does that have to do with spacetime?”

“It has to do with human beings overloading words with more than one meaning. A minute is both a sixtieth of an hour and a sixtieth of a degree on a sphere. It might have made sense to say a minute is how long it takes the Earth to turn through a minute of arc, but they did not do that. In fact, knowing a full circle is three-hundred sixty degrees, and each degree is sixty minutes of arc, and a day is twenty-four hours of sixty minutes each, you can easily calculate that the Earth turns at a rate of fifteen minutes per minute.”

Denny grinned and shook his head. “Numbers. I wish we had brought my sister.”

“Why?”

“Carol is a math wizard.”

“Your sister is also magical?”

“Not a magic user. Just great with numbers.”

“Do not worry about the numbers. Not yet. The important point is that to specify a location in spacetime, you have to describe that location in terms of space and time.”

“What was wrong with what Uncle Ian said?” asked Denny. “Why not say the time is now?”

“For the same reason you do not say the location is here. Here and now are relative terms. The here of one person is the there of another.”

“Sure, I can see that. You and I and Uncle Ian have three different heres, but we all have the same now.”

“Not necessarily. This is today’s important lesson. The common-sense view of time, that everyone shares a common now, is completely false.”

Denny looked to Ian who shook his head. “Cory tried to explain this stuff to me years ago. Eventually, he gave up.”

“But Cory got it,” said Nomik, “and Denny, so must you if you wish to be a time wizard. Let me give you an example that may help.”

A servant handed Denny a glass of lemonade. He smiled and nodded his gratitude. Ian also received a beverage. His included a splash of tequila.

Nomik had stepped to the fireplace and came back with an iron screen and a poker. He laid the folded screen on the low table in front of the couch where Denny sat and placed the poker across it. “You see that this poker is longer than the folded screen is wide?”

Denny nodded.

So did Ian. “Your mother would never put up with that dirty screen on her coffee table, eh?”

Denny chuckled.

Nomik lifted the poker off the screen. “Things get shorter when they move.”

“What?” asked Denny.

“Albert Einstein figured that out.”

“Where would he get a crazy idea like that?”

“From reality. Scientists had discovered that light travels at a constant speed.”

“Cory told me that,” said Ian.

“Good,” said Nomik. “Do you know what it means?”

Ian shook his head.

“There are a set of formulas to explain how things change from the viewpoint of one observer to the viewpoint of another moving relative to the first. The closer the difference in their velocities gets to the speed of light, the greater the disagreement in their measurements of length.”

“What?”

“If an object moves extremely fast relative to an observer, it gets measurably shorter in the direction of the motion.”

“I have never noticed that,” said Ian. “We flew to Mexico. Denny, did you notice the plane getting shorter?”

Denny shook his head.

Nomik sighed. “You would not have noticed it because you were moving with the airplane, and anyway, you never traveled anywhere near the speed of light.”

“Have you?” asked Denny.

“We will come to that much later. Now imagine this poker is moving an appreciable fraction of the speed of light, so fast it shrinks in the direction of motion relative to this screen. It gets small enough to fit within one panel’s edges.”

“I would like to see that,” said Ian.

“So would I,” said Denny.

“This is a thought experiment,” said Nomik. “In reality, moving the poker that fast would require tremendous amounts of energy. There would be interactions with the atmosphere. An explosion would destroy the house.”

“Stick with thoughts, then,” said Ian.

“We will, for now.” Nomik unfolded the screen so the poker passed over the center panel with end panels he could fold up from the tabletop. “Imagine we flip these panels up just as the poker passes over, so for an instant, shortened by its motion, the poker is between the end panels. Then we flip the panels down again and let the poker fly away.”

“It is going to go right through Uncle Ian’s chair.”

“Happy thought,” said Nomik. “The point is, the poker, contracted by its motion, fits between panels. You see that?”

Denny gave the question consideration. “Is it a spell that makes the poker short?”

“This is not magic. This is physics. Now imagine looking at this event, not from the viewpoint of the screen, but from that of the poker. What would the poker see?”

Denny looked carefully at the poker in Nomik’s hand. “Nothing. It has no eyes.”

Nomik closed his own eyes. He took a breath to calm himself. “Pretend the poker has eyes.” Nomik opened his. “What does it see?”

“A blur, I would think.”

“Pretend the poker has the perceptual abilities of a master time wizard. Pretend it can see everything in perfect detail no matter how fast it goes. What would it see?”

Denny looked at the objects being used in the demonstration. He reached for the poker. “May I?”

“Please do, if you think that will help.”

Denny held the poker over the screen. He tipped first one end panel and then the other up to touch the ends of the poker. “If what you say is correct about the poker shrinking when it goes faster, for just a moment the poker sees itself inside a three-sided box.”

Ian nodded.

Nomik did not. “Think again. Remember, we saw the poker shrink because it was moving relative to us. How does the poker move relative to itself?”

Denny wrinkled his brow.

It struck Ian how odd it was that Nomik, a man who was a century older than Denny, looked at that moment like his contemporary. Whatever magic made Nomik younger was terribly effective, but when Denny came up with no response, Nomik’s sigh had the feel of a disappointed old man. “Cory got this in an instant.”

“I have no doubt,” said Ian, “but Denny will get it, too. He just needs time. And maybe a hint.”

“Would you care to give him one?”

“Me? I have no idea what you are getting at.”

Nomik disappeared into the dining room.

“Uncle Ian, am I messing this up?”

“Not at all. Nomik is comparing you to the memory of someone else. He needs to get to know you for who you are before he will understand how to teach you.”

“But will he want to know me? Why should he even take the trouble if I’m so hard to teach?”

Ian stood and walked to the couch. The Scottish wizard brushed Denny’s hair back from his face to look him in the eyes. “You have always been a joy to teach, laddie. Nomik will see that in time. But watch the contractions.”

“Sorry.”

In a moment, Nomik was back, carrying a bowl of fruit. He tossed an orange to Denny. “Throw that one to . . .” He hesitated, seeming to have difficulty with the phrase. “To your Uncle Ian.”

Denny did as he was told. Ian caught the orange and sniffed it. “Smells good.”

“I am glad you like it, but toss it back to Denny.”

Ian tossed the orange. Denny caught it.

“Now, please toss it back and forth. Play a little catch.”

Denny stood, and so did Ian. They tossed the orange back and forth a few times. They had played catch before.

“Splendid. Now do the same thing, but this time the way you would if you were on the airplane that brought you to Mexico.”

“Not sure what you mean,” said Denny.

“I want to know what you would do differently if you were playing catch in the aisle of the airplane.”

“I guess we would be careful not to hit any of the other passengers with an orange.”

“Good. But how would you catch the orange?”

Denny thought a moment. “The same way we catch it here, I guess.”

“Let me be specific. Imagine you are standing nearer to the cockpit, and Ian is standing nearer to the tail. He throws the orange to you. How would you catch it?”

Ian tossed the orange to Denny. He caught it. “Like that.”

“Even though the orange is traveling at over eight-hundred kilometers per hour? Would you brace yourself for the tremendous impact? Would you jump aside so the force of the orange would not kill you?”

“Of course not.”

“Why not?”

“I guess because I am going the same speed as Uncle Ian and the airplane. The orange is going really fast, but so am I.”

“Good! Now imagine you are a tiny person riding on the poker.” Nomik lifted the poker and pointed to a curve on the black iron handle. “We will give you a chair right here, with a seatbelt so you do not fall off.”

“Thanks,” said Denny. Ian chuckled.

“When the poker flies over the fireplace screen, moving so fast an observer beside the screen sees the poker shrink due to relativistic effects, how fast is the poker moving relative to you?”

“Relative to me riding on it? Not at all.”

“Exactly. And what about the screen?”

“What about it?”

“How fast is it moving?”

“Is the screen still sitting on the coffee table?”

“Yes.”

“Then it is not moving.”

“Relative to you.” Nomik nearly shouted. “How fast is the screen moving relative to you?”

“As fast as the poker was moving? But the other way?”

“Yes!”

Denny exhaled in relief. He was getting questions right.

“So what do you, riding on the poker, see when you look at the screen?”

Denny looked at the poker and the screen. His relief began to fade. “Uh . . .”

“It gets shorter!” Nomik actually did shout this time. The echo of his voice was impressive.

Denny looked at the screen. “Why?”

Nomik raised the poker in a threatening manner.

Ian cleared his throat. “I was going to ask the same.”

Nomik brought the poker slowly down. “What happens to a thing moving very fast?”

“You said it shrinks, but you also said the screen is not moving. It’s sitting on the table.” Denny tapped the screen emphatically.

Ian winced. Nomik looked at Denny as if he could not believe what he was hearing. “And you said the screen is moving relative to you, which is correct.”

“But that’s just because I’m moving. The screen isn’t really moving.”

Ian decided to stop wincing. Why bother?

“It is moving relative to you. This is called relativity for a reason. All movement is relative to something.”

“But if the screen isn’t really moving, why would it shrink?”

Nomik turned to Ian. “Am I hearing what I think I am hearing?”

“You said I could ask questions,” said Denny.

“Not like that!” Nomik slammed the poker down on the screen so hard it dented the iron lacework.

“Sorry, Nomik,” said Ian. “He uses contractions when he gets excited.”

“The moments when one needs magic are often exciting. A misplaced syllable can mean failure. I suppose that is not a problem when you apply your gifts to teaching birds to sing.”

“We do take this seriously, Nomik. Avoiding bad habits turns out to be quite a battle while living with a non-magical family. In fact, I was hoping your influence would help.”

“You brought me a genius so I could teach him how to speak as well as any wizard half his age? Thank you, Ian. The lesson has gone far enough for today.” Nomik stalked from the room.

Ian waved a hand at his apprentice, suggesting action.

“Thank you, sir,” called Denny. “I appreciate the lesson.”

The sound of Nomik stomping up stone steps echoed from the corridor.

“I will be more careful about contractions. I promise.”

Ian tipped his head around the back of his chair, looking through the middle of three arches to get a glimpse of distant feet disappearing up the curving stairway. “See you at dinner, Nomik?”

There was no reply.

When Ian looked back, he almost laughed at Denny’s hangdog expression. “Now, laddie, do not worry. The lesson was confusing, but you will figure it out in time the way you always do. As for a few contractions, Nomik might have overlooked them if he had not been frustrated at his own failure to make things clear.”

“I am sorry, Uncle Ian. I will apologize again to Mr. Motchk at dinner. Do we know when that will be?”

“The last time I was here, they usually ate at eight.”

“Eight o’clock? That’s hours from now.”

“Have a piece of fruit.”

Denny took a banana from the bowl and peeled it. On the balcony above, Nomik secretly observed this selection. He feared it was an appropriately ape-like choice.

3 — Memory of Persistence

Nomik did not join Denny and Ian at dinner, but his presence was hardly missed. The long table was filled with Panzas. Ian sat between Miguel and his wife at the head of the table. Denny sat at the other end, flanked by Guillermo, Amorita and Bartolomé, and beyond them various young cousins. Adult relatives filled out remaining spaces. Noticing no empty seats, Ian asked, “Have we displaced anyone with our presence?”

“Word of Denny’s skill with birds has spread among the children,” said Miguel. “Despite living near a wizard, they rarely see displays of real magic. Everyone who might be here this evening chose to come.”

“And they think Denny will put on a show?”

Miguel began an apology for the impertinence of the assumption, but it was interrupted by the sound of a dog singing a Scottish ballad. Gleeful children joined in despite the unfamiliarity of the tune. The whole thing dissolved into a chaos of loud giggles.

Ian cast a harsh glance down the table. “Denny, since your mother is not here, I must play that role. Put on your manners. Save the noise for after dinner.”

“Sorry, Uncle Ian.” Denny hung his head, as did half a dozen little Panzas, but giggles and chatter were not long in returning. “What is this thing I am eating?” Denny asked.

“A quesadilla,” said Amorita.

“Mexican food?”

“You are in Mexico,” said Guillermo.

“I know that.” Denny pulled a silly face that made the Panzas giggle. “We go to Mexican restaurants all the time back home, but the food does not taste like this. What are these flavors? What is in this thing?”

“Queso. Cheese. That’s why it’s called a quesadilla.”

“Queso is cheese?”

A row of heads nodded.

“The queso is good.”

“Thank you,” said one of the adults. “We make it here.”

“You make your own cheese?”

“We grow and make almost everything you’re eating.”

“Wow!” Denny looked over the table, spread with a variety of fruit and vegetable dishes.

“We grew the . . . flor de calabaza?”

“Squash blossom,” offered another adult.

 “In the quesadilla. Also the maize for the tortilla.”

“I thought this was a desert,” said Denny.

“We irrigate to make it bloom. Mountain rains supply the water to this house and the fields around it. The flavor you may not recognize is epazote from our herb garden.”

“Never heard of it.”

“Our ancestors grew epazote long before the Europeans came. In small quantities, like you are eating now, it has great health benefits. Too much, though, and it’s toxic.”

“Toxic!” Denny put down his quesadilla.

“Don’t worry. The cooks in our family are careful. Everything you eat here will be good for you. Even the desserts.”

“Does Mr. Motchk usually eat with you?”

The table grew quiet.

“I was wondering the same thing,” said Ian.

Adults, the ones who spoke English at least, looked up the table to Miguel as if it was a question only he could answer. “Nomik is a busy man. We make sure he has good food at mealtimes, even if he is working in his study. Sometimes he eats, sometimes not.” Miguel patted his round belly. “Perhaps I should adopt his habits.”

Laughter restored conversation all along the board. Guillermo said, “Mr. Motchk might open his quesadilla to eat the blossom and then send the rest back to the kitchen.”

Amorita nodded. “He leaves sometimes a fruit inside, but the out of it he eats.”

“I like apple peels,” said Denny.

“But melon?”

“Ugh.” Denny washed the thought from his mouth with a bite of quesadilla.

Ian, meanwhile, was enjoying a sauce made with seeds and fruits of which he had never heard, one he was assured would provide health benefits he did not know he needed. “Very tasty, whatever it is.”

“Our region is famous for complex sauces,” said Miguel. “My relatives make up new ones all the time.”

“Your relatives?” asked Ian. “Is that who does the cooking now? This house used to have many servants.”

“It still does. We are all servants here.”

“I thought your father owned the place. Did Nomik get it back?”

“No, and he does not want it. Nomik made himself rich when he needed wealth for his purposes. If he finds a new purpose requiring money, he might make himself rich again, but these days, his needs are simple.”

“So why are you the servants?”

“When my father got the fortune, he made a mistake. He offered his relatives a life of leisure. There was rejoicing, but this new life lacked purpose. We grew unhappy and argumentative. Especially the young men.”

An old woman sitting beyond Mrs. Panza rolled her eyes, sighed and nodded. Ian had the sense she did not speak English but understood enough to follow conversations.

“My father learns from his mistakes,” said Miguel. “He cut off the flow of easy cash and offered instead to employ anyone who wanted work. The thing he supplies for free is education, but he is generous with loans, and if a specific project is good enough, he may provide a grant. Today our family is happy and productive. We farm, we cook, we clean, but we also run businesses, create art and do research, each according to his gifts and interests. The fortune that would have shrunk now grows instead.”

“Wise man, your father. But what of Nomik?”

“A permanent guest. We are under orders from my father to treat Nomik as if he still owned the hacienda, and he does live that way. I have taken up my father’s old position as Nomik’s secretary, but our relationship is less servant and master, and more like that of two good friends.”

Ian nodded and then sipped a beverage he did not realize had taken many hours to prepare. Down the table, children were teaching Denny a local song. Adults hushed them, but the singing continued in whispers as Ian knew it would. Once Denny began to learn a thing, he would not stop until he had it.

After dinner, the party moved into the great hall. A cat was brought in and placed before Denny with a request that he make it sing.

“This,” said Ian to Miguel, “is a real test of skill.”

“And why is that?”

“To motivate a dog, you only need to make it understand you want to hear it sing. The magic is in teaching it the song. A cat, however, must be convinced the singing was its own idea.”

Denny was up to the challenge. The cat sang the song the children had been teaching him at dinner. Their pet led them dancing around the room in feline movements. The cat felt pride in its teaching. So did Ian, who saw his skills reflected in Denny’s spellcraft.

The children would gladly have kept Denny up all night, but Mrs. Panza insisted the guests, following their long day of travel, must be offered their rooms. Miguel led Ian and Denny through the archway into the corridor Nomik had disappeared through that afternoon. The walls were lined with photographs.

“My family. The images were manipulated by my father, cut and pasted on a computer. See this one? That is him and me and many of my male ancestors, looking like a fraternity, although some died before I was born. He made that for me as a gift, one I shall always treasure.”

Ian and Denny gave the photograph proper attention. It was well done, with lighting and focus adjusted to make the illusion seem almost real, as though these young men of different centuries had truly been contemporaries.

“Cool,” said Denny.

At the end of the corridor, stone steps wound around the inside of a curved wall. The three men emerged on the second floor. “That’s the music room, and beyond it, at the far end of this gallery, see a little door?” Miguel pointed.

Denny and Ian nodded.

“That’s the Chamber of Eternities.”

“Meaning what?” asked Ian.

“Meaning it contains more than one eternity. If you look through that door you will see nothing, a small room painted black, but never step inside. It’s private to Nomik. He once caught another wizard in there and very nearly killed him.”

Denny looked to Ian, who said, “We will avoid it.”

“This is Nomik’s bedroom behind us, and his study is at the top of the tower. I expect he’s up there now. Neither is quite so off-limits, but never enter them without invitation.”

“Common courtesy,” said Ian. “The same way you stay out of your sisters’ rooms, and they stay out of yours. Right, Denny?”

“Right. Did you say a music room? Just for music?”

“Yes,” said Miguel. “Do you play?”

Denny shook his head.

“Have you tried?”

“Nobody in my family is musical.”

“I could swear I heard you singing today.”

“Squawking, you mean.”

“And howling,” said Ian.

“I only sing under the influence of spells. I borrow the skill from animals.”

“One might think of that as a sort of instrument,” said Miguel. “You are a maestro of the menagerie.”

Denny laughed, but he liked the idea.

“Your rooms are over there.” Miguel pointed down a corridor to a door visible across two balcony railings. “Follow me.”

The party emerged on the balcony above the great hall and followed it around the north end, past the high window through which the summoned bird had entered, and around the stone chimney. Denny glanced down. He saw the fireplace screen and poker were still on the coffee table. This bothered him, and not just because his mother would have put them back by now if she were here.

“Denny, this is you.” Miguel opened a door onto a room that reminded Denny of the living room back home except the furniture was heavier, darker, and older.

“This is great. That couch should be comfortable to sleep on. Thick cushions. But where are my bags?”

“This is your sitting room. Your bags are through that door, in your bedroom.”

Denny’s jaw dropped open. His mind was overwhelmed by a possibility he had never considered. “Are you saying I have two rooms?”

“Three, if you count the private bath. You may want to share that with your uncle. His room is closer to other bathrooms, though, so perhaps not.”

“You understand that I am not really his uncle,” said Ian. “Not by blood.”

“Of course not. My mother has told me all about magical relationships. She wrote a genealogy of magic, you know.”

“I have read it. Denny has not yet, but he will.”

Denny made no comment, having drifted out of this room and into the next as if in a dream.

“My family,” said Miguel, “is descended from a witch. After Nomik’s revelation of the existence of real magic, ours was one of the first to know that we are non-magical people with magical ancestry. This may explain the eagerness of my children to see as much magic as they can.”

“Most children are like that. We are used to it by now.”

Denny’s voice carried from a distance. “Uncle Ian, the bathroom is bigger than my bedroom at home.”

“Visiting a billionaire like Nomik, or I should say like Miguel, has its advantages. Thank you, Miguel.”

“You are welcome, but it was Nomik who assigned the rooms, and my father who is the billionaire. I shall pass your gratitude on to both of them.”

“Miguel,” said Denny, “there is a lizard on the ceiling.”

Ian joined Denny in the bedroom, with Miguel following.

“That is a gecko.”

“Is it a pet?”

“No. They’re common around here. We give them free run of the house because they keep down the insect population.”

Denny’s eyes danced. “Uncle Ian, I love Mexico.”

“I knew you would.”

“Where is Uncle Ian’s room?”

Miguel led them back to the balcony. They retraced their steps around the great hall, past the music room and down the gallery. The door at the end of the gallery, the one they had been forbidden to enter, was unusually short in this home where most things towered. Denny could not help but wonder what was inside, but before they reached it, Miguel led them through a more typical opening onto a balcony that ran around the courtyard as the one inside had run around the hall.

While they crossed above the courtyard, Denny noticed tiny rustlings among plants around fountains and benches. “Uncle Ian, the nocturnals are active.”

Ian stopped to look. “Right you are, laddie.”

“I see nothing,” said Miguel.

“You could with practice.”

Miguel continued to peer but then gave up and said, “This door is your room.”

Ian looked up and down the balcony, and out over the courtyard. “Your old quarters, if I recall.”

“It was. My wife, the children and I, have since taken over the guesthouse.”

“We have traded places from when I used to visit.”

“We have.”

“That guesthouse was nice, but a little small for the grandchildren of a billionaire.”

“We made improvements. It’s bigger now.”

“Good for you.” Ian opened the door into his single bedroom. It was quite a bit smaller than Denny’s.

“Sun will come through those windows in the morning,” promised Miguel.

“Just the way I like it. Very nice.”

“Uncle Ian is a long way from my room,” said Denny.

“Not really. In coming here across those balconies, we have walked a loop around the center of the house. Your sitting room, on the other side of this wall, will get that same morning sun. Many years ago, the rooms you are in belonged to the Grandfather. This was the bedroom of his assistant. It is rumored that there is a secret passage between them, but I could never locate one.”

“A secret passage?” Denny’s eyes scanned the wall in question. “That is so cool. We have to find it.”

“Cory never did. Or if he did, he never mentioned it.”

“Cory?”

“Cory Lariston. Has your Uncle not told you of him?”

“Just a little. Cory was his last apprentice.”

“That’s right. His and Nomik’s. While Cory was living here, like you, he occupied the Grandfather’s suite. Cory was on the other side of that wall, and I had this room, but Cory made no mysterious appearances by my bedside. In fact, despite being just a wall away, I hardly knew he was there.”

“No loud music,” asked Ian.

“Not a peep.” Miguel patted the surface. “This is the outside wall of the original hacienda. It’s solid. If Denny makes noise, he will disturb no one.”

“Speaking of outside, if I recall correctly, there is a stairway nearby that will get us down and out.”

“Yes.” Miguel went back onto the balcony above the courtyard and pointed away from the house. “At the end, stairs take you down near the front gate.”

“Denny, in the plane today, I slept all the way to Mexico.”

“So did I, Uncle Ian. Are you thinking of a closer look at those nocturnal creatures?”

“Get to know the local fauna on our own time, as Nomik suggested.”

“Great idea.”

The three men descended an iron staircase. Denny and Ian took deep breaths, catching sweet scents of courtyard flowers mingling with native desert aromas. Each cast a quick spell. If Miguel had not been used to magic, the sight of their enlarged eyes would have shocked him. As it was, he only smiled.

“Denny, you see that pipe?” asked Ian.

“It has lizards on it.”

Miguel knew where the pipe bringing water from a mountain reservoir emerged, but he could see neither it nor lizards in the fading light.

“We will follow that. The boundary between mountain and desert will be a good place to begin our studies.”

Miguel knew the distance to the mountains, but he was aware of the speed with which a wizard can travel on foot so made no protest. “You two have fun.”

“We will,” said Denny. He moved away so fast that it was almost as if he had vanished.

“The boy has spent too much time inside today. I had better catch him. Do not have anyone wait up for us.” Ian took off in a blur. Miguel had seen that kind of blur before. It was impressive to watch, but he knew Nomik could move faster.


An hour later, Ian and Denny were standing beside the reservoir, close enough to feel soft mud between their toes. Both wizards had removed their shoes and socks. When getting close to nature, nothing is closer than the feet.

Here the air was full of insects, a fact that only made the wizards happy. Insects brought the creatures that ate insects, which in turn brought other creatures. The air was thick with life. Life magic was Ian’s specialty.

“Uncle Ian, this is amazing.”

“You have seen this sort of thing before.”

“But not with these particular animals. Every spell we use will have to be modified. It opens new possibilities.”

Ian sighed, enjoying the sensation of multiple tiny wings brushing against his face. “It is good to hear you say that. Many who practice our sort of magic hunker down in one spot, get to know one ecology and are uncomfortable if asked to leave the valley of their birth. You are the kind of apprentice who has no problem with new learning. For you, everywhere will be a source of magic.”

Denny looked down at his feet and not just because he felt something crawling there. “I had plenty of trouble with new learning today.” He was pleased to see the sensation around his ankle was a passing snake. “I barely understood a word Mr. Motchk said.”

“You understood enough. And you are still thinking about it. You take your lessons with you as a puzzle to ponder later. A good habit.”

“But Mr. Motchk’s way of looking at things is so different from ours. Why ask him to take me as an apprentice?”

“He is a distant valley full of new possibilities.”

Denny followed the snake, moving carefully to avoid disturbing its natural habits. “So he will be good for me, but will I be good for him?”

“Do not worry about that. Nomik would not have accepted you if he thought you had nothing to offer.”

“I am not sure he has accepted me.”

“Then be who you are, do the best you can, and see what comes of it.”

“What is supposed to come of it?” The snake struck suddenly, taking a large insect Denny had barely time to notice. The skill of nature’s predators was always worth admiring. “Uncle Ian, what happened to Cory Lariston?”

Ian emptied his lungs of air. He stepped into the water, bent low and pulled in a long, moist breath. He used the skills of local animals to enhance his appreciation of what could be detected in this atmosphere.

Denny joined him. “Is that something I should not ask?”

“There is nothing you should not ask. What happened to Cory was a failure of his mentors to keep their apprentice’s best interest foremost in their thoughts.” Ian went deeper to let his feet sink into mud alive with little wriggles.

“You were his mentor. And Mr. Motchk.”

“My failing was to believe that since others could do a better job of teaching Cory, it meant he no longer needed me. A mistake I will not repeat.”

“What was Mr. Motchk’s failing?”

Ian moved deeper still, dark water soaking into his pant legs. He hitched the pants up so he could feel the flow around his calves, warmer than the chill night air. “Nomik put his own best interests first. He sent Cory on an insanely dangerous mission. The result was ultimately fatal.”

Denny shuddered. “If Mr. Motchk does that sort of thing, why am I here?”

Ian bent and reached gently into the water. He froze and did not move again for some time. Denny, recognizing the situation, waited silently as minutes passed. At last, Ian rose, a wriggling fish in his palm. He held it out. With the seeing spell and starlight, Denny noted silvery-white scales blending into maroon at the fins. He smiled at the unfamiliar shape and color combination.

Ian reached into a pocket, pulling out a container. He flipped the lid open with his thumb, scooped up some water, slipped the tiny fish inside and closed the lid. “Before he sent Cory on that mission, Nomik had made him the most powerful wizard in the world.”

“And you think he can do the same for me?”

“Perhaps. No one else can.”

“Uncle Ian, I do not think I need to be the most powerful wizard in the world. I like doing the things we do.”

“You like them because you are used to them. You like our little valley. But once you have seen it—like seeing this new pond—you will like the wider world.” Ian stepped out of the water. “It is getting late. Race you back to our shoes.”

In a time that was not an instant but close enough, both wizards were gone.


Squeak. Squawk. Squeak. Squawk. Squeak. Squawk.

Nomik Motchk never had trouble sleeping, a fact which might have surprised some people. Some might have expected him to lie awake, tossing and turning, wracked by guilt over his crimes, his nightmares haunted by faces of his victims. Nomik had done all he could to promote this notion of the dangerous man.

In reality, Nomik had never killed anybody. Or even injured them. Not that he had not tried. There was that time he attempted to eliminate the entire human race, from their first moment to their last, so that no person would ever have lived on Earth, not even Nomik. His enemies had thwarted him, but if they had not, he would have felt no guilt. His motivation, the saving of the rest of the universe, would have fully justified his action.

Squeak. Squeak. Squawk. Squeak. Squawk. Squeak.

There were other times he planned to kill somebody, but Beta would not let him. His meddling daughter would arrange for the intended victim to acquiesce, or disappear, or in one notable case drop dead at his feet before Nomik could strike the fatal blow. Again, he would have felt no guilt if he had succeeded, for his motives were always pure.

Well, there was that one time they were not so pure, the day his rage brought him to try to kill his best friend, Peregrine Arnold, and Ruby, his future business partner, and Will Hilsat, the wizard who had thwarted his boldest scheme. That day, he had repented of his crime in the instant before it failed, and everyone had gone home alive and well. Guilt did not disturb the rest of Nomik Motchk.

Squawk. Squawk. Squeak. Squawk. Squeak. Squawk.

What of fear, then? Motchk was a man of many enemies. In both his magical and his business dealings, he had been often harsh. Since he had killed none of his opponents, they were mostly alive, capable of killing him. Only they were not capable. He could wish they were. The sole being Nomik Motchk feared, his daughter Beta, in her role as the Eighth Doll, occupant of another universe and overseer of this one, would never think to disturb her father’s healthful slumber.

Squeak. Squawk. Squeak. Squeak. Squawk. Squawk.

And Nomik was used to sleeping in a noisy house. He grew up surrounded by fellow apprentices, masters, and their many servants. There was a period after his masters had died, and the apprentices had moved on, when it was just Nomik and the servants in the house. But then a pack of cards arrived, or so they had seemed.

The cards were made up of nanobots from another planet, and it was they who had inspired Nomik’s failed attempt to eliminate humanity from history. That attempt had involved both magic and business. Nomik’s home had filled with guests, engineers and captains of the petroleum industry. The process of extracting necromantic magic from oil all over the world, an entire boatload of it, and of digging down to Chicxulub, the asteroid that destroyed the dinosaurs, in order to unweave it from spacetime, had made this house a noisy place but had never disturbed Nomik’s slumber. He was, after all, a man who had regularly heard the loudest sound there ever was: the grinding of his daughter’s universe against his own.

Squeak. Squawk. Squeak. Squawk. Squawk. Squeak.

It was the irregularity that woke him. Whoever was making that noise, did their inconsistency have meaning? Nomik found his eyes open and his feet on the floor. He shuffled into the corridor and out to the balcony. Below, he saw the source of sound.

Denny Broome was playing with the fireplace screen and poker. He held the poker in one hand, gripped at its center of balance. He moved it back and forth over the screen. He would tip up a panel of the screen. Squeak. He would tap it with the poker’s point. He would lower the panel. Squeak. He would move the poker forward and raise the other panel until it hit the poker’s handle. Squawk.

As Nomik watched, Denny tried variations in direction and order, producing various squeaks and squawks. Nomik was baffled at how the boy kept at it. What could he possibly figure out if he had not understood the first time? But the boy would not give up. Over and over. Squeak and squawk. One had to admire his persistence even if it grew out of inability.

Persistence was a good thing. The Grandfather had said as much. One of the apprentices had been doing something much like this, trying something over and over again in the hope of understanding. What had that boy been doing? Which apprentice was it? Could it have been Nomik himself? He shook his head. So long ago that he could not recall.

Persistence was a good thing, a positive sign, but even in an idiot? Perhaps it would lead somewhere. Nomik would not give up entirely on Denny Broome. Not yet.

4 — The Tale of Brer Rabbit's Races

Denny Broome had a fever. He had chills. His skin was pale. He had to spend all week in bed. His mother took good care of him, but Denny Broome was bored.

“Maybe Uncle Ian will come to visit me,” said Denny.

“Perhaps,” said Denny’s mother. “Uncle Ian loves you. But he is a busy man who lives far away in Scotland.”

Yet even as she spoke, they heard a knock at the door. It was Uncle Ian there as if by magic. He took off his coat and hat. He laid them neatly over the back of a chair.

“Laddie, ah ken yer peely-wally.”

“I don’t feel too bad,” said Denny, “but I am stuck in bed all day, and I am bored. I wish I could go far away.”

“Far awee,” said Uncle Ian. “Hae ah ne'er tellt ye th' tale o' Brer Rabbit 'n' his brother's races aroon th' worlt?”

“No, Uncle Ian. Please tell me.”

Uncle Ian pulled a chair close beside Denny’s bed, sat down and began.

***

Rabbits live in a kingdom. Brer Rabbit’s father had been their king. He ruled long and well. He worked so hard for his subjects that he had little time for children of his own. He was old and gray when his sons were born. When he passed on, they were too young to rule. Their mother oversaw the kingdom of rabbits until the oldest boy child would come of age, for these rabbits only let a girl rule them when they must.

One day, Brer Rabbit went walking in the woods, where he met Brer Fox. “It’s a lovely day,” said Brer Fox, “with the sun shining and no clouds in the sky, but you don’t seem to be enjoying it. You look like you’re thinking very hard. Is there a problem?”

“Tomorrow,” said Brer Rabbit, “my twin brother will come of age. Big Bunny is the older of us by an instant. He will be king. I will be his servant.”

“And you don’t like that?”

“Big Bunny is nice, but he is not clever enough to be our king. For the sake of my fellow rabbits, I need a clever plan to fix this.”

“Let me see if I can help.” Brer Fox joined Brer Rabbit on his walk, both critters thinking very hard. They walked clear across the woods. Standing at the edge, looking over fields, Brer Fox said, “I know the answer. Challenge your brother to a race around the world.”

“I doubt Big Bunny would bet his kingdom on a race.”

“You don’t need a bet. You just need him to run around the world.”

Brer Rabbit shook his head. “I don’t want to get rid of my brother. I just don’t want him to be king. And anyway, Big Bunny and I are so fast that a race around the world would only take a moment.”

“His victory will be his loss.”

“Nonsense. I’m faster. I can beat him.”

“You need to be older than Big Bunny, not faster. Then you will be king. Big Bunny will be your servant.”

“That would be nice,” said Brer Rabbit, “but how could I become the older brother?”

“The race,” said Brer Fox.

“I don’t understand,” said Brer Rabbit.

Brer Fox smiled and winked his eye. “Your brother will take off so fast that he will be out of sight in no time. He will think you are following him, but you will not run at all. You will pretend to stumble. Your brother will run around the world alone.”

“If I stumble, I will lose,” said Brer Rabbit. “Big Bunny is so fast that he’ll only take an instant to run around the world and see that he has beaten me.”

“That instant is all you need,” said Brer Fox. “That run around the world will make your brother younger than you.”

Brer Rabbit wiggled his ears in a doubtful way. (If you have never seen a rabbit wiggle its ears in a doubtful way, you need to spend more time with rabbits.) “How will running around the world in an instant make Big Bunny younger than me?”

“In Mr. Albert’s book, it says that when you travel very fast, your clock slows down. All the time your brother is running, his clock will run slower than yours. You will get older faster than he does. By the time he comes back, you will be older than him. You will be king.”

Brer Rabbit was so happy to hear this he began planning the race right away. He went straight home and challenged Big Bunny, who accepted. Soon the woods hummed with news that tomorrow, just before the crowning of a new rabbit king, Big Bunny and Brer Rabbit would race around the world. Brer Fox would start the race and judge the finish.

When Possum Child saw Brer Rabbit and Brer Fox working peacefully together, it worried her. She went to visit Swamp Owl in his new tree beside a lovely meadow. He was not home when she arrived, so she hung by her tail from a branch to wait. At last he returned and landed beside her. 

“Possum Child, what brings you here?”

“Have you heard? Brer Fox and Brer Rabbit are working together setting up a race between the Rabbit brothers.”

Swamp Owl turned his head from side to side. Maybe he was shaking it, or maybe he was looking around the meadow for signs of mice.

“I’m happy that they aren’t fighting,” said Possum Child, “but I’m worried, too. Old enemies working together? What can they be up to?”

Swamp Owl sighed. “Everything worries you, Possum Child, but I suppose this merits investigation. Climb up on my back, and we’ll have a look.”

With Possum Child on his back, Swamp Owl flew over the woods until he came to a noisy place where many critters were at work.

“What are you critters up to?” asked Swamp Owl.

“We’re clearing a place for observers of the race between me and Big Bunny,” said Brer Rabbit.

“Did Big Bunny ask you for this race?”

“No,” said Brer Rabbit. “I asked him.”

 “Are you so eager to beat your brother?”

“I expect to lose. Big Bunny will enjoy beating me.”

“What a kind and brotherly thought.”

Swamp Owl, with Possum Child on his back, flew up above the trees. They saw that beyond the clearing the critters had prepared a straight path that ran as far as the eye could see in either direction because the race was to be all the way around the world. “There is more here than meets the eye,” said Swamp Owl to Possum Child. Together, they flew back down to Brer Rabbit.

“What do you think of our work?” asked Brer Rabbit.

“It looks fine,” said Swamp Owl, “but tell me the truth, Brer Rabbit. Why have you gone to so much trouble if you expect to lose the race? I know you love Big Bunny, but you love winning even more.”

Brer Rabbit looked down at his furry feet. He cleared his throat and spoke so quietly the other critters would not hear. “Swamp Owl, you know I do love my brother, but you know he is not clever. You are one who understands the value of cleverness.”

“And of wisdom.”

“Right. We rabbits cannot have someone like my brother be our king. When that race starts, I will not really run at all, but Big Bunny will not know that. When Big Bunny runs around the world, he will run much faster than the lightning. Mr. Albert’s book says his clock will run slower than mine all the time that he is moving fast. When he comes back, he will be the younger of us. I will be the rightful heir and ruler of all the rabbits.”

“What an amazing plan,” said Swamp Owl. “Did you come up with this all by yourself?”

Brer Rabbit nodded his head. “I did. Brer Fox helped me work out the details.”

“When does this race take place?”

“Tomorrow, just before the crowning of the king,” said Brer Rabbit.

“Wonderful,” said Swamp Owl. “I’ll let you get back to work.” With Possum Child on his back, Swamp Owl flew up high again. “Did you see Brer Fox anywhere?”

“No,” said Possum Child, “although he was here earlier.”

“We must go look for him. Something is not right.”

They flew over woods and meadows until they came to the den of Brer Fox, who was sunning himself in his yard. Swamp Owl landed on a stump near where Brer Fox lay. Possum Child climbed off of Swamp Owl’s back.

“May we have a word with you?” asked Swamp Owl.

“Of course. I always have time for a smart bird like you. And our little Possum Child.” The way Brer Fox smiled at Possum Child made her uncomfortable. She wondered if he had eaten yet today.

“Brer Rabbit tells us you helped him with his plan to race Big Bunny. He thinks Big Bunny will age more slowly while he is moving fast. Brer Rabbit will become the older brother and so become the king of all the rabbits.”

Brer Fox turned his attention to Swamp Owl. “I did more than help him. It was I who gave him the idea.”

“I thought that might be the case,” said Swamp Owl. “Where did you come up with such a plan?”

“After Brer Rabbit tricked me about putting a long pole into a short shed, I read Mr. Albert’s book. I know all about how time works, now.”

“But Brer Rabbit didn’t really . . . ,” began Possum Child.

“Be quiet,” said Swamp Owl. “Children cannot understand these things. Let the grown-ups talk. I am sure Brer Fox knows what he is doing.”

“I do,” said Brer Fox. He rolled over to let the sun warm his belly.

“I am sure Brer Fox knows how wrong Brer Rabbit is,” said Swamp Owl. “Wrong about what will happen when Big Bunny runs around the world. Brer Fox has no intention of helping Brer Rabbit become king.”

Brer Fox chuckled. “Right as always, Swamp Owl.”

“But I thought Mr. Albert was smarter than any critter,” said Possum Child. “Is his book wrong?”

“His book is right,” said Brer Fox, “but Brer Rabbit has not read it yet. I told Brer Rabbit that when his brother travels very fast, his clock will slow down. If Brer Rabbit had read the book, he would know that you never simply travel. You travel compared to something else.”

“I do not understand,” said Possum Child.

“It has to do with point of view,” said Brer Fox. “From Brer Rabbit’s point of view, it will be Big Bunny who travels very fast, so it will be Big Bunny whose clock runs slow. But from Big Bunny’s point of view, it will be Brer Rabbit who is moving relative to Big Bunny, so it will be Brer Rabbit whose clock runs slow. Brer Rabbit will be mighty surprised to have wasted his time on a scheme that cannot succeed. Big Bunny will still be king.”

“Which is what you want,” said Swamp Owl.

“Brer Rabbit is dangerously clever. A clever king of the rabbits could be a problem for us foxes. By distracting Brer Rabbit with a bad plan, I keep him from coming up with a good one.”

“It is good you have taken up reading,” said Swamp Owl. “I am glad to see it has been of benefit to you.” With that, he spread his wings wide. Not wanting to be left alone with Brer Fox, Possum Child quickly jumped on Swamp Owl’s back. Together, they flew away.

“I am confused,” said Possum Child.

“Excellent,” said Swamp Owl. “That means you are thinking. What confuses you?”

“If children cannot understand these things, why should I even ask?”

“I only said that to keep you quiet. Children can understand anything if it is properly explained. You may ask your questions.”

“From Brer Rabbit’s point of view, Big Bunny will be aging slowly. But from Big Bunny’s point of view, it is Brer Rabbit who will be aging slowly. When they get together again, who will have aged more? Will they both just be the way they were?”

“Wait and see,” said Swamp Owl.

“You said I would understand if you explained it.”

“You will, but explanations work best with examples.”


The next day, all the critters gathered to see the big race between the Rabbit brothers and then the crowning of the rabbit king. Brer Fox did the announcements.

“Today we will witness a race between the two fastest critters in the world: Big Bunny Rabbit, heir to the rabbit kingdom, and Brer Rabbit, his younger brother by an instant. They will race around the world. Because they are both so fast, you will need to pay close attention. When the race begins, they will be gone. Before you know it, they will be back again. Are our runners ready?” asked Brer Fox.

“We are,” said the Rabbits.

Brer Fox leaned close to Brer Rabbit and whispered. “Make your stumble convincing.”

Brer Rabbit shook his head. He did not like the idea of being seen to stumble in front of such a crowd.

Brer Fox whispered, “The king must be above suspicion.”

Brer Rabbit sighed. “I suppose so.”

Brer Fox stepped back and shouted, “Begin!”

Big Bunny took off much faster than a shot and was gone before anyone could see him go, but Brer Rabbit, to everyone’s astonishment, stumbled over his own feet at the starting line. By this time, Big Bunny had run all the way around the world and crossed the line.

“I declare Big Bunny to be the winner,” said Brer Fox.

 While the crowd cheered, Big Bunny helped his brother up. The crowd cheered louder because it was nice to see the winner being kind to the loser.

Brer Rabbit brushed dust out of the fur on his chest. “How was it on the other side of the world?”

“Dark,” said Big Bunny. “It is nighttime there.”

“Is that so?” asked Brer Rabbit.

“It is,” said Big Bunny. “Took me by surprise.”

“I would like to have seen that,” said Brer Rabbit.

“You can,” said Big Bunny. “We could race again. I feel bad beating you just because you stumbled.”

Brer Rabbit caught Brer Fox’s eye. “Is that a good idea. Should we have another race?”

“Excellent suggestion,” said Brer Fox.

“This time we can run around the world the other way,” said Big Bunny. “That way, it will all look different for me.”

Brer Rabbit snapped his head back and forth as if trying to look down both paths at once until he stopped because it made him dizzy. “Let me think about that. Take a moment to catch your breath.”

Big Bunny had caught his breath already, but he enjoyed a moment chatting with the admiring crowd of critters.

“Brer Fox,” said Brer Rabbit, “may I have a word with you?” Brer Rabbit and Brer Fox strolled a short distance into the trees, far enough away no one would hear. “Am I the older brother yet?”

“I think so,” said Brer Fox. “Although that race was so short that your ages might only be tied at this point.”

“What happens if Big Bunny goes around the world the other way? Will he undo what has happened and be older than me again?”

“Just the opposite,” said Brer Fox. “Time does not care which direction Big Bunny runs. As long as he goes fast, his clock slows down. If he runs the race a second time, and you stay here, you will again age faster than Big Bunny and improve your claim to the crown.”

“Must I stumble over my feet again?”

“I would advise it.”

The race was run a second time with everything exactly as before, except this time Big Bunny went around the world the other way. A moment later he returned to find Brer Rabbit lying face down in the dirt where he had stumbled.

“Brother, are you all right?”

Dust puffed from Brer Rabbit’s whiskers as he said, “Fine.” This made some critters laugh.

“Big Bunny wins again,” declared Brer Fox.

“But Brer Rabbit,” said Big Bunny, “you have still not gotten to run into the night and out again. I know that you would like it. Let’s run one more time.”

Brer Rabbit looked to Brer Fox, who smiled and nodded. And so the race was run again, and again Big Bunny ran around the world, and again Brer Rabbit stumbled and fell onto his face. When Big Bunny helped Brer Rabbit up and brushed the dirt off of his ears, many critters laughed until their sides ached. Even Swamp Owl chuckled.

Brer Fox laughed, too. “Big Bunny wins a third time.”

Brer Rabbit frowned when he realized the merriment was because he had fallen on his face three times, but then he joined in laughing as he remembered he was older than Big Bunny now and would become the king.

Soon it was time for the crown to change heads. Mother Rabbit said, “Will my oldest son come forth to take this burden from me?” When both brothers stepped forward, she said, “Brer Rabbit, you know I meant Big Bunny.”

“Mother, I have news. Big Bunny is not the older of us.”

“That certainly is news to me,” said Mother Rabbit, “for I should know which of my sons was born first.”

“Big Bunny was born first, but he is not the oldest.”

Mother Rabbit crossed her eyes, which she did when she was thinking. “That is not possible.”

“It is,” said Brer Rabbit. “Big Bunny ran around the world faster than the lightning, while I did not. Mr. Albert’s book says, when you move very fast, your clock slows down. Big Bunny is a moment younger than he would have been.”

“Big Bunny was a moment older than you, so if he got a moment younger, does that mean you are the same age?”

“It might,” said Brer Rabbit, “but Big Bunny ran around the world three times. That makes him three moments younger. That makes me the older brother.”

“But one of those races was the other way. Does that even things up again?”

“It does not. Time does not care which way you run, just how fast you go. I have an expert who can explain it.” Brer Rabbit looked into the crowd. He pointed to Brer Fox.

“Brer Fox?” asked Mother Rabbit. “Is this true?”

“It’s true Brer Rabbit fell flat on his face during all three races,” said Brer Fox. This brought more laughter from the crowd. “And it’s true that from Brer Rabbit’s point of view, Big Bunny’s clock ran slower as he ran around the world. And time does not care which direction you run, so the same thing happened all three times.”

Brer Rabbit smiled a big smile and put his arm across the shoulders of his good friend, the time expert Brer Fox.

“But,” said Brer Fox, “Mr. Albert’s book is all about how things look different from different points of view. From Big Bunny’s point of view, it was Brer Rabbit who was moving fast, first away from Big Bunny and then closer, so from Big Bunny’s point of view, it was Brer Rabbit’s clock that ran slower. Brer Rabbit got even younger, and Big Bunny should be king.”

Brer Rabbit stopped smiling. He took his arm off of Brer Fox’s shoulders. “Brer Fox, you tricked me.”

Brer Fox smiled. “I believe I did.”

Mother Rabbit crossed her eyes and thought again. “If from Brer Rabbit’s point of view, Big Bunny is the younger, and from Big Bunny’s point of view, Brer Rabbit is the younger, who is really younger?”

“Both brothers saw the same thing,” said Brer Fox. “Both points of view are equally true, with no difference between them to tell them apart. I guess you rabbits will not have a king. Or maybe you will need to decide it with a war.”

“This is terrible,” said Mother Rabbit. “Is there no way to know who is really younger?”

“This is terrible,” said Possum Child. “A war between the rabbits would be awful.”

“Not for the foxes,” said Swamp Owl. “But yes, war is terrible.” Then he flew down from the branch and landed in front of Mother Rabbit. “I can solve your problem.”

“Swamp Owl, how can you do that?”

“There is a difference between what happened to these two brothers.”

“Sure,” said Brer Fox. “One went around the world and the other did not, but from Big Bunny’s point of view, it was Brer Rabbit who went away and came back, so from the point of view of time, there is no difference.”

“That is not the difference I meant,” said Swamp Owl. “Big Bunny, how did it feel when you started running around the world?”

“It always feels funny when I start to run,” said Big Bunny. “I pick up speed so fast, my ears pull back, and my eyes push into my head.”

“And when you slow down at the end?”

“The other way around. My eyes almost pop out.”

“There is the difference. Big Bunny had to go faster, and then slower. Brer Rabbit did not. Mr. Albert wrote two books. In Mr. Albert’s second book, it says your clock goes slower when you change how fast you go.”

“How fast you go compared to what?” asked Brer Fox. “Compared to the world? Big Bunny and Brer Rabbit both have worlds.”

“No,” said Swamp Owl. “How fast you go compared to yourself. Big Bunny felt his eyes push back into his head because he changed how fast he was going compared to Big Bunny just a moment earlier. He accelerated.”

“How can you compare yourself to yourself a moment earlier when yourself a moment earlier is no longer there?”

“Yourself a moment earlier is always there. Mr. Albert told us that the past and future are just as real as now.”

By this time, Mother Rabbit had crossed her eyes so hard it was worrying Big Bunny. “I think I can help you, Mother. You know better than any of us how difficult it is to rule the rabbits. I do not want your burden. Brer Rabbit was willing to fall on his face three times, to lose three races in front of all these critters, just to make himself the older brother. Swamp Owl says it worked, and I trust Swamp Owl. I say, let Brer Rabbit be the king. I love my brother and will be proud to be his servant.”

With that, a cheer went up from all the critters. Well, all except Brer Fox, who just glared at Swamp Owl.

Mother Rabbit uncrossed her eyes, took the crown from her head and placed it on Brer Rabbit.

After he thanked the cheering crowd, Brer Rabbit put his forepaws on Swamp Owl’s shoulders. “I must thank you most of all. Without your help, we rabbits nearly missed out on having a clever king.”

“True,” said Swamp Owl. “You nearly had a wise one.”

***

Denny Broome laughed and laughed. “That story has made me feel much better.”

“Grand! Bit ilka story teaches,” said Uncle Ian. “Whit hae ye learned, laddie?”

Denny thought a moment. “I already knew that time passes differently for people traveling at different speeds, but now I know that time passes differently when you change your speed.”

Uncle Ian nodded.

“And I already knew that people can disagree on which events are in the past and which are in the future, but it makes more sense now that I know the past and the future always exist just the same as now.”

“Goodness,” said Denny’s mother. “Where do you get such ideas?”

“Losh! He gets thaim fae listening,” said Uncle Ian. “'N' ilka yin is true.”


“I’m picking up the pattern,” said the aspiring author. “I understand it now. I could write like this whether it’s historical or not.”

“Good attitude,” said the publisher. “And don’t worry about copying every detail of the style slavishly. I don’t get all of it myself. For instance, it looks to me like every scientific point had been made after the second race was run. I don’t see why the rabbits had to run a third time.”

“I do,” said the aspiring author.

“Oh?”

“It’s an ancient principle of art. Things are more interesting when they come in threes. If you see an event like that race happen in a story, and then happen a second time, you can bet there is a third one coming even if you have to wait for it.”

“Is that so?”

“Count on it.”

5 — Introduction to the Arts

Denny Broome was late for breakfast. A woman from the kitchen managed, through looks and gestures, to give him a hard time.

“I was up with Uncle Ian learning about the local wildlife and then half the night trying to figure out things Mr. Motchk showed me.”

The woman serving Denny at an otherwise empty table was unimpressed, perhaps because she understood not a word of English.

Denny was unsure of breakfast. He found no cereal and could not communicate his desire. Some of the fruit he recognized. And nuts. And cheese? But brave experiments with the unfamiliar were rewarded. It seemed everything from the Panza kitchen tasted good. He particularly liked a beverage he thought had chocolate in it, along with other things he could not identify. He tried to get the woman to enlighten him upon its ingredients. Was her gesture shucking corn or peeling a banana? The language barrier proved insurmountable.

“I can show you a spell that will give you the ability to speak Spanish.” Nomik Motchk was standing in the archway from the great hall. “It is a good deal quicker than you could learn the language, assuming you can learn anything.”

Denny brushed his long hair back from his face. “Uncle Ian has taught me a lot.”

“What a great teacher he must be.” Nomik entered the dining room followed by young Panzas. They sat across from Denny, the children ordered by age to Nomik’s right, the youngest at his side.

The serving woman disappeared into the kitchen.

“Where is Ian?”

“I do not know.” Denny’s pronunciation was careful. “He was gone before I got up. That lady is the only person I have seen. Can a spell really teach me Spanish?”

“It will help you to chat fluently in any language.”

“So how about a spell to teach me time magic?”

Nomik shook his head. “The language spell opens channels between minds, creating the illusion of comprehensible speech. Rather than really teaching you a language, that spell will allow you to express your ignorance in any tongue.”

Guillermo, the eldest Panza, giggled but then glanced apologetically toward Denny.

Denny took a thoughtful sip of whatever he was sipping. “Too bad.”

“Indeed.”

The woman returned and put a plate before Nomik. The children had already eaten so expected nothing, but from her apron pocket she pulled a small fruit for each of them. Nomik took up a bright wedge of yellow melon. “Speaking of ignorance, I saw you playing with the poker last night.”

“Yes, sir.”

“Any progress?”

“The fireplace screen is not moving, but because the poker goes to the left, it looks from there like the screen is going to the right. It is an illusion.”

“What makes you think the screen is not moving?”

Denny was disappointed. He thought he had an insight. Must he defend it? “The screen stays in the same place.”

“Relative to what?”

“To everything, I guess.”

“Relative to the poker?”

“Well, no. Obviously not the poker.”

“The poker is part of everything. Relative to what is the screen not moving?”

“To the coffee table.”

“And is the coffee table staying in one place?”

“Yes.”

“Relative to what?”

“To the floor.”

“And is the floor staying in one place?”

“Of course.”

“Relative to what?”

Denny wondered if Nomik was being intentionally exasperating. He thought of saying, you remind me of my sisters, but decided not to. “Relative to the ground.”

“The ground that grew this melon. The ground that covers the earth. And is the earth staying in one place?”

Denny took a sip. The old wizard had him. “No. The earth goes around the sun.”

“That they teach in school,” said Amorita.

Nomik smiled. “And someone actually has taught Denny something. So, is the screen moving?”

“It goes around the sun once a year,” said Denny. “And it goes around the earth once a day. And the sun goes around the galaxy. And the galaxy moves, right?”

Guillermo nodded. Amorita joined him. Bartolomé did not catch all the English words but nodded anyway.

“As Miguel suggested, I should have let you rest when you first arrived,” said Nomik. “With a good night’s sleep, apparently, you can think.”

Denny wondered if Nomik was ever going to eat that melon he was holding. “So how do we know the way that anything is really moving? Do we always have to take galactic spin and drift into account?”

“All motion, all position, is relative. You only need to consider the relationships important to your interests.”

“But the earth must have some motion relative to the universe as a whole. If a thing stops in relation to the universe, then you could really say it was not moving.”

“Excellent. Your thinking has reached the late 19th century. Scientists who thought as you do tested that theory. They fired rays of light in different directions and bounced them back again. Which ones traveled faster should tell them the absolute motion of the earth.”

“And what did they find?”

“That their initial assumptions were false. The speed of light is constant no matter how the light’s source moves.”

“I don’t get it.” Denny caught himself. “I mean, I do not get it. Sorry about the contraction, sir. My mistake.”

Nomik restrained a scowl to the best of his ability.

“I thought English was supposed to have lots of contractions,” said Guillermo. “I’ve been learning them.”

“For you, yes. Not for magical apprentices.” Nomik saw the young wizard’s downcast eyes. “But Denny did well to catch himself. Speaking of catching, remember our talk about throwing an orange in an airplane?”

Denny nodded.

“In the airplane, you would see the orange travel as fast as you threw it. Standing on the ground, an observer would see the orange travel as fast as you threw it plus the speed of the airplane. You might see the orange go one hundred kilometers per hour, while an observer on the ground would see it more like nine hundred.”

“Eight hundred plus one hundred.” Denny smiled.

Nomik hesitated. The boy was clearly proud of his simple arithmetic. What should a teacher do? “Correct.”

Denny’s smile broadened.

“But if you shine a ray of light from your airplane, and the observer on the ground also shines a ray from his stationary position, both rays travel exactly the same speed.”

Denny’s smile faded. “How is that possible?”

Nomik pointed at Denny with his melon wedge. “It is possible because it happens. Reality, not expectations, determines possibility.”

“Am I just stupid not to understand this?”

The Panza children looked worried.

“Perhaps not. The behavior of light puzzled the greatest minds in the non-magical world.”

“But not magic users?”

“We were not thinking about it.” Nomik at last took a bite from the melon wedge, starting at the rind. The stories of his eating habits were correct. He spent some time chewing before he swallowed and spoke again.

“A few had dabbled in time magic and made the mistake of believing they were experts. I knew some of those old wizards when I was a boy. They performed minor temporal tricks, using skills built up over the ages, with no real understanding of what they did. We made little further progress until Albert Einstein.”

“I have heard of him. I knew he was a scientist but not that he was a wizard.”

“He was neither. He was trained to be a science teacher but could not find a job. He was not a wizard and never knew real magic existed. He was a patent clerk.”

“Then how did he help wizards?”

“He thought freely enough to consider things no one had before, like the possibility the length of an object or the speed with which time passes could be different to different observers even without magic.”

“Wow!”

“He used equations to calculate those differences. I have written a few of them out for you.” Nomik pulled a sheet of paper from a pocket.

The page was too large to fit in the pocket, yet it was uncreased. “Can you show me how to do that?” asked Denny.

“The arithmetic is simplified.”

“I mean the paper. Can you show me how to put it into a pocket without folding it?”

“I can. It involves this arithmetic.”

“Oh. If it is simple, maybe I can work it out.”

“It is simplified. The full versions are more complex. You will eventually need those complex equations, but this is a good place to start.”

Denny examined the page. Nomik’s handwriting was clear even if the symbols were not. “These are simplified?”

“Have you studied algebra?”

“I had trouble with it.” Denny frowned. “But I bet I can learn this.”

The Panza children smiled.

“I hope so. Feel free to finish breakfast first.”

“Thank you.” With some relief, Denny set the simplified equations aside, but as he ate, he glanced at them from time to time.


“Exsomem, memo.”

A new memorandum window appeared on Nomik’s computer monitor.

“Following yesterday’s Denny Broome debacle, I had little hope of teaching him anything. This morning, his mind seemed sharper. I have yet to see evidence that he will be able to learn the sort of things or have the sort of power I require of him. Still, he makes an honest effort, which Ian claims is his greatest gift. Perhaps I really will have to kill him someday. Close memo. Open identity, Denny Broome.”

The memorandum window was replaced by Denny Broome’s identity window.

“Relationships: to Nomik Motchk, tentatively apprenticed. Close identity.” 

Nomik leaned back in his chair and looked out a real window. There was no farmer in the field this afternoon. The plants were doing all the work. It was not a hot day, but heat rising from the roof tiles still produced the shimmer always visible in that direction. Nomik enjoyed the way it distorted straight rows of corn into ever-shifting curves. The dividing line between the bright green field and golden fallow land beside it was interesting. He could make this twist by moving his head from side to side. The air currents must have consistency, as an amusing swirl could be reproduced over and over again.

What a way for a wizard to waste his time. Nomik decided he must get back to work. He had only recently installed a terrarium in his study and was experimenting with using time magic to bring plants rapidly into flower, a skill that might prove useful in his fields. It was trickier than he had anticipated. Something to do with cycles of sunlight, he expected. Though the principle was obvious, he wanted detail. Perhaps one of his guests could enlighten him. They spent a lot of time outdoors.

Nomik descended the tower steps and made his way to the balcony. He heard children laughing and followed the sound outside above the courtyard. Here he could look down on a game of hide and seek. The mob hiding was young Panzas: Miguel’s children and their many cousins. The seeker was Denny Broome.

It was clear Denny could not possibly fail to see where children were going, particularly the younger ones. Did Bartolomé truly believe he was concealed behind that leaf? Denny used the seeing spell, making his eyes huge, and the running spell, even though he was already faster than anyone playing. Spells brought in birds and lizards to tattle on the hiding children, yet shrieking Panzas escaped him time and again. “You guys are just too good for me.”

Up from more than a century ago, Nomik recalled a memory: the same game in the same courtyard. One of the hiding children had been Nomik Motchk, recently taken from his family in the old days when magic was a secret and such takings were done with neither explanation nor approval. An apprentice, about the age of Denny now, had done for Nomik what Denny was doing for the Panzas. Years later, Nomik had done the same for younger arrivals, building their confidence with faked victories.

Denny cast a spell and shot up an orange tree with the skill of a monkey. He poked his head above the leaves, pretending to get a better view to find the children. Although it would provide no help in the game, he looked up and all around. “Hello, Mr. Motchk. Did you want something?”

Nomik thought for a moment. What did he want? “Throw me an orange.”

“Sure.” Denny disappeared and then emerged above the leaves again. He tossed an orange toward the balcony.

Nomik caught the fruit and bit into it through the rind, which was his favorite way to eat them these days. He looked around the courtyard. “I wonder if Bartolomé, who is hiding behind that huge plant in the corner, can make it to base before you get back to the ground.”

“I see him,” said Denny. “Behind the giant taro leaf.”

Bartolomé let out a yelp and ran. Denny vanished into the leaves and dropped onto the ground below, arriving almost in time to catch the panting child, but not quite.

“You are so fast,” said Denny.

Bartolomé nodded. “I am.”

Nomik savored the combined bitterness and sweetness of the orange. He had forgotten why he came out here. No matter. He ate the fruit and watched the children play.


After dinner, Nomik, Ian and Denny took coffee in the great hall. A plate of cookies was provided. Denny found them barely sweet yet quite tasty.

“Has your day worn you out,” asked Nomik, “or can you think this evening?”

“I had a fine time out in the brush,” said Ian. “Ran into a jaguarundi.”

“What’s that?” asked Denny.

“Lovely little cat.”

“Aww. You should have taken me with you.”

“I had hoped you and Nomik might make progress without my interference.”

“So glad you enjoyed yourself,” said Nomik, “but my question was intended for Denny.”

“I am OK,” said Denny.

“Did you work on the equations?”

“I did. I am starting to understand them a little.”

“A little? Well, good.”

“Once Denny starts down a path,” said Ian, “you can bet he will find the end of it.”

“If he lives long enough,” muttered Nomik.

“Pardon?”

“I have high hopes that he will.”

“Count on it.”

“I would like to try another paradox on you tonight, one about a pair of twins.”

“OK.” Denny’s voice was hesitant.

“Do not be afraid, boy. There is no shame in needing time to understand these things. I made a mistake yesterday. I was talking to you but expecting Cory Lariston. His was a special mind. Cory had a way of instantly grasping complex situations. The story I will tell you tonight was no challenge to him, but it has baffled some of mankind’s greatest brains. Most of their explanations miss the point entirely.”

“What is the point?”

“First the story.”

Denny dipped a cookie into his coffee. The combined flavors were delicious. Uncle Ian followed Denny’s lead.

“When Einstein proposed his solution to problems like light’s velocity being constant, he solved a seeming paradox by introducing a new way to see the universe. People who had a hard time letting go of the old way kept recreating the paradox for themselves.”

“I can sympathize with that,” said Ian.

“The idea that a pole could be longer to one observer and shorter to another might make them think they had found a paradox. Similarly with time. A particular example was the twin paradox. If two children of exactly the same age, call them Alvaro and Bernardo, pass each other going in opposite directions at nearly the speed of light, each would see the other’s clock running slower than his own.”

“These are Mexican kids?” asked Denny.

“They could be.” Nomik sipped his coffee. “It does not matter. The reason their names start with A and B is to suggest they are not real, just names chosen alphabetically. Any pair of twins will do, so long as each can compare his clock to his brother’s.”

“Or his sister’s,” said Denny.

“What?”

“If one of the kids is a boy and the other is a girl—we could call her Amorita—it will be easier to tell them apart in the story. You do not have to say their names. You can say him and her.”

“I have never heard it done that way.”

“Times change,” said Ian.

“Very well. Amorita and Bartolomé, like Miguel’s children, only twins, passing each other at very nearly the speed of light. He sees her aging more slowly, and she sees him aging more slowly. Each sees the other becoming the younger sibling.”

“Wow,” said Denny. “That is a paradox.”

“No, it is not. It is simply what happens in relativistic spacetime, which is to say, in the real world.”

“They cannot both be older.”

“They can, taking into account the fact that they have two different frames of reference.”

“Well, what if they come together into the same frame of reference? Which one is older then?”

“That is the wrong question to ask, totally missing the point of the example”

Denny hung his head, his hair almost hiding his face.

“But do not feel bad,” Nomik added. “That is exactly what others asked. They created an example where one twin, the girl we could say, stays on Earth, while the boy flies away in a rocket.”

“You should let the girl fly,” said Ian.

“Why?”

“Trust me on this. You will have less trouble someday.”

“It makes no difference. Fine then. The girl flies away and returns.”

“And which one is older?” asked Denny.

“The boy.”

“Why? From her point of view, wouldn’t she be older?”

Nomik loudly cleared his throat. “Would you care to ask that again without the contraction?”

“Sorry, sir. Would she be older from her viewpoint?”

“No, because in introducing the rocket trip we have completely changed the original problem and entered an entirely new realm. It turns out velocity is not the only factor. Acceleration has its own effects on time.”

“I don’t . . .” Denny practically bit his tongue to stop the sound. “I do not get it.”

“I take it you have not made it to the bottom of that page of equations.”

Denny shook his head.

“You will find how to calculate the temporal effects of changing velocity, that is, of acceleration. Also of gravity.”

“What does gravity have to do with it?”

“Another of Einstein’s brilliant insights. He realized that the acceleration due to gravity, the force you feel holding you down onto the earth, is indistinguishable from the acceleration the girl would feel pushing her down into her seat as the rocket went faster.”

“I would think they would feel different. Gravity stays constant, but the pushing from the rocket would change.”

“Different in quantity over time, not quality. But you are correct. In order to do important time magic, you need to take into account such variations. Just like the people running the global positioning system.”

“The what?”

“A system using satellites in space sending signals down to Earth to tell us where we are. Your cell phone uses it. If GPS used only the equations of Isaac Newton’s universe, it would lie to you. If it used the equations on your sheet of paper, it would come closer to the correct answer. In order to be as right as possible, it needs to use Albert Einstein’s full equations, taking into account velocities and accelerations, gravitational and otherwise.”

“That sounds complicated. I bet they use computers.”

“They do. You will not have that luxury. You will need to get used to the equations, to reach the point where they fade into the background so what you see is bare reality.”

“And you think I can do that?”

“I must admit, I have my doubts. But Ian assures me you will apply yourself.”

Denny looked to Uncle Ian, who nodded confidently. “Nomik, equations and tricky stories may not be the best place for our laddie to start. What about a concrete example? Let Denny see where this hard work is going. Can you show him some time magic?”

“I can.” Nomik stood. “I will. Follow me.”

He led them through an archway into a room filled with works of art. He pointed to the ceiling. No lamp was visible, but light flickered, winked and shimmered. “This is a tightly wrapped time field capturing light, slowing it and then releasing it. A light-well from the rooftop lets in each day’s sunshine. Some of those flashes are from this afternoon and some from the previous century.”

Denny raised his right hand and jumped as if to catch a flicker from the ceiling but fell short.

Nomik grabbed Denny’s shoulder. “Do not do that. I put it on the ceiling so people would not injure themselves. Passing fingers through sharp temporal divisions could be like passing them through a meat grinder.”

Denny rubbed his right fingers with his left hand. They were happily undamaged. “I will not try again.”

“Where do you get a ceiling fixture like that, Nomik?”

Nomik let go of Denny’s shoulder. “I made it, Ian. This room is full of student art works. I have a painting here as well. It is unsigned. Perhaps someday you will guess which one is mine, but the light is also my work.”

“Really? It is beautiful.”

“Come back in five hundred years to catch it at its peak.”

“Is that right?”

“It should be glorious then.”

“You are a man who plans ahead.”

“Time wizards do.”

“What inspired you to make it?”

“Equations. The ones Denny must learn. When I studied them, I became quite excited as I realized the magical possibilities. This work was a result of that excitement.”

“Mr. Motchk,” asked Denny, “did you know time magic before you learned those equations? This morning you said wizards did time spells before Einstein figured this stuff out.”

“Minor tricks.”

“But just what I was getting at,” said Ian. “Denny is used to hands-on learning. If you would teach him one of those little time spells, let him get his feet wet, your equations might make more sense to him.”

Nomik took a moment to examine an oil painting, a colorful bird perching on a cactus, while he considered the request. “Ian, you have a great deal more experience with teaching than I. Perhaps you are correct. Would you like to try a time spell, Denny?”

“Would I?” Denny bounced but not too high. Here was a chance to prove himself. “Sure.”

“Wait here.” Nomik left the room.

Denny and Ian examined student artworks, particularly those with images of animals. Denny was taken with a painted clay sculpture of a gecko much like the live one he had seen on his bedroom ceiling. “This is pretty good.”

“Do you recognize that one over there?” asked Ian. He was pointing to a corner of a landscape. “Down in the grass.”

“We saw one of those snakes up by the reservoir.”

“We did. The artist has a fine eye for detail.”

Denny pointed to a watercolor of an insect on a blossom. “Some of them are not as accurate.”

“Student work. Or artistic license. Or one of those less photographic styles. Or all three. It has nice colors.”

Denny looked again. “Yes, it does.”

“Maybe Nomik will teach you to paint.”

“Or play. We still haven’t been in the music room.”

“Have not.”

“Right. Have not been in the music room.”

“Or through that little door at the end of the hall.”

“The Chamber of Eternities Miguel warned us against? I am not going anywhere near it.”

“Good lad. What do you think of this?” Together they contemplated a work so abstract neither could guess what they were seeing. Before they could draw conclusions, Nomik had returned. He was carrying a leather-bound book and a metal object.

He slid to one side the sculpture of the gecko Denny had admired and put the book next to it. On top of that he placed the object: an old-fashioned pocket watch. He frowned, picked the watch up again, grasped its stem and wound it. The watch began to tick. He placed it back on the book.

“I do not believe that time is correct,” said Ian.

“No matter. The little circle displays the seconds.” Nomik moved his hands in complex ways and spoke strange words. When he finished, the watch was still running but much more slowly, ticking about five times each minute.

“Cool,” said Denny.

Nomik made a few more gestures. The watch sped up until the second hand was spinning almost to a blur.

“Wow! Will that affect us?”

“The magic occurs only inside a bubble slightly bigger than the watch.”

“Is that really time changing or just the watch moving faster?”

“That turns out to be a surprisingly tricky philosophical question.” Nomik clapped his hands. The watch ran at a normal speed again. “When the spell ends, the watch has neither gained nor lost against its surroundings. This is the sort of unimportant temporal work that magic users figured out before they knew what they were doing.”

“But you could teach it to me?”

Nomik slid the watch under the sculpted gecko’s belly and opened the book to a page filled with glyphs. “That depends. Do you recognize these?”

Denny stood beside Nomik so he could see the page upright. “Sure. Most of them, anyway. Uncle Ian taught me.”

Nomik nodded a doubtful acknowledgement. “Let us give it a try, then.”

Nomik and Denny’s mutual concentration was intense. Ian made helpful suggestions from time to time but mostly enjoyed seeing his apprentice and the master time wizard finally working together. An hour passed before everyone felt Denny was ready for the attempt.

The book was closed again. One could not take time to reference the glyphs during a casting. Nomik slid the watch back out from under the clay gecko and placed it on the book. Denny moved his hands and spoke the words. As the last syllable passed his lips, Nomik shouted, “Stop!” but it was too late. The watch slowed down.

“What is it, Nomik?” asked Ian.

“Perhaps nothing. Perhaps we will be fortunate.”

Denny was concentrating on the watch. It seemed to be behaving as expected.

“There is no backing out at this point. Do the next gestures.”

Denny moved his fingers and the watch’s second hand began to spin. Its movement seemed to wind up his confidence, but beads of sweat appeared on Nomik’s brow.

“Finish it.”

Denny clapped his hands. A ray of light shot down from the ceiling in a flash so brilliant all three men were blinded. They heard the watch shatter, the book beneath it tear in half and the table on which it rested crack.

Neither Denny nor Ian recognized the Spanish word Nomik spoke, yet both were certain it was a curse. Then he asked, “Do you know what you did wrong?”

Denny’s vision was returning. “I’m not sure.”

“Perfect answer. Ian, take a guess.”

“Slurred a syllable, perhaps?” The blinding flash was also clearing from Ian’s eyes. Denny was looking down at where the watch had shattered. Nomik was looking up. Light came only from the doorways. All that came from the ceiling was a curl of smoke.

“Yes, he missed a syllable. Right near the end so I did not have time to stop him. Denny, have you ever wondered why your mentor tries to break you of the habit of contractions?”

“I get it.” Denny brushed his warm forehead. His hair was shorter than anticipated. Much of it was gone. He found ash on his fingers. “Really, sir.”

“Good. A lesson learned.”

“Nomik,” said Ian, “I thought that spell was not supposed to be powerful.”

Nomik looked down at the ruined watch, the charred book, and then up at the dark ceiling. “The fault here is my own. I should have had you practice in open desert as they do with atomic bombs. Your misshapen spell connected with the time fields in my artwork. Decades of energy were released. We are fortunate to be alive. You are, anyway.”

“Is your artwork damaged?”

Nomik stared at the ceiling. “More like gone.”

“Can you recreate it?”

“Of course. The product is destroyed but not the skill—a few decades setback in waiting for its perfection.” Nomik sighed. “Oddly, that poses no difficulty for me.”

“I am really sorry, sir.” Denny’s voice was pleading.

Nomik looked back down at him. “Every young witch or wizard has their disasters. As I said, a lesson learned. Come with me. Let me show you how to reheat coffee.”

They followed him to the coffee table beside the fireplace in the great hall. “Maybe,” said Denny, “we should do this in the kitchen.”

Nomik waved his hands and intoned a phrase. Steam rose from all three cups. “Magic is like riding horses, boy. When you get thrown, you get back up again. Cast a spell for me right now, or I will throw you out of the house.”

Denny looked to Uncle Ian. “What shall I cast?”

Ian shrugged.

Nomik said, “Anything you are comfortable with.”

Denny cast a spell that turned his own nose and mouth into a large beak. It was an avian variation on a human beauty spell, one of the first Uncle Ian had taught him.

Nomik tapped thrice on Denny’s beak. “Is this what you had in mind?”

“Yes, sir.” Denny’s voice sounded like a parrot.

Nomik laughed. “Just because one fails, that does not make one a failure. Ian, you have failed, have you not?”

“Aye. Many times.”

“And I have failed mightily. I once tried to wipe out the human race. Had I succeeded, we never would have met.”

“Why did you do that?” squaked Denny.

“To save the universe.”

“How would killing people save the universe?”

“I was not going to kill anybody. I was going to prevent them from being born in the first place. Turned out to be unnecessary. The things I fail at often are.”

“But how would it have saved the universe?”

“It is a long story involving dinosaurs and nanobots and powerful spells and many millions of years. I will tell you another day. For now, bring out those equations. Let us have a look at them.”

Denny pulled up the paper and unfolded it on the table. He took a cookie and dipped it in the coffee. As he bit down on it with his beak, wet crumbs fell on the page. “Sorry.”

Nomik laughed again, harder this time. Ian joined him, and then Denny. The birdlike quality of his laughter made all three laugh that much harder.

“Put your face back so we can talk seriously.”

Denny did as he was told.

“You must have questions about these equations.”

“I do, sir.” Denny’s voice was his own again.

“Excellent. That means you are thinking. Ask away.”

“Well, sir, I noticed in the equations there are parentheses. Do those mean something?”

Nomik stopped laughing. “Are you serious?”

“To be honest, I spent a lot of time looking out the window during algebra classes. There was a bird’s nest there. And squirrels.”

Nomik stared. “Squirrels?”

“I really did not learn much algebra. Or any.”

Nomik shook his head in disbelief. “When you evaluate an equation, you do the parts inside the parentheses first.”

“Why?”

“Because three plus one, then divided by two, is two, but three, plus one already divided by two, is three and a half. The order makes a difference.”

Denny pulled a pencil from his pocket. He turned over the page of equations and did calculations on the back. “Wow! You are right. I might have done better in math class if I had paid attention.”

“Now you have good reason to,” said Ian.

Nomik put down his cup. “But do not neglect your other studies. I made a mistake in thinking you should jump right into time magic. You have skills. You have a passion for animals and the magic derived from them. The thing for you to do is get out into that desert, up into those mountains, perhaps a trip to the ocean. You and Ian should make yourselves experts on local wildlife.”

“Really, sir?”

“Absolutely. You get out there and have some fun. Put those equations away for now.”

“Thank you, sir. Isn’t that a great idea, Uncle Ian?”

Ian nodded slowly. “Yes. It is.” He stopped nodding. “We will have to do that.”

“Pass me one of those cookies,” said Nomik.

“They are great,” said Denny.

“Glad you like them. So do I.”


The windows in Nomik’s study were dark. Light came from stars and his computer monitor.

“Exsomem, memo. I have decided to let Denny Broome and Ian Urquhart stay as long as they like. They will enjoy playing in the desert. The Panza children love Denny’s company. Fortunately for their sake, Denny will never be so powerful that I will need to kill him. Close memo.”

The window closed. Nomik thought about the methods he had devised to create the time field in the student art gallery. He had done that before computers existed. He would need to find old papers. When he did, he would scan them and keep copies on his computer. He wanted everything there, all his information, every thought.

“Open identity, Denny Broome. Relationships: to Nomik Motchk, houseguest. Close identity.”


Collecting specimens in the reservoir was trickier than in the brush or woods. Reflected sunlight might create illusions of movement inside an empty jar. Shadows cast by swirling water could hide an acquired fish. Denny recalled how baffling it had once been that transparent water could cast shadows. Uncle Ian had explained that reflections and refractions at the top meant missing light at the bottom, hence the shadows.

“We have a volunteer from among those big blue rascals with the golden flecks on their tails.”

“Great! I know Mom will love seeing one.”

“Your mother does prefer them colorful. People do not appreciate grey fish until they get to know them. Or to eat them. When your parents arrive, we will put the most brilliant on display.” Ian reached into water to grasp the rim of the jar. He got it part way out but let it sink again. “Oof. Give me a hand, laddie. These things get heavy.”

Denny sloshed his way around the jar and grasped the rim on his side. “One, two, up.”

Once the jar was on the bank, they poured half the water onto grass, being careful not to expel the jar’s occupant. There was little danger of that. The fish swam at the bottom not knowing it had been taken. Ian cast a spell, and circulation of water inside the jar made the fish feel even more at home. Ian located the correct perforated lid and twisted it on tightly. “That cousin of Miguel’s does our new jars exactly to specification. You have to admire a true craftsman. His good work makes ours easy.”

“Do not be so sure.” Denny had moved to the next jar in the water. “We already have one of these.”

Uncle Ian waded in to look. “What are you doing in there, silly fish? Move along.” He wiggled his fingers in a particular way. The fish changed its mind about living here. Ian reached into the now empty jar to feel designed edges and ripples on its inner surface. “Seems right, and the attraction charm is holding. Another variation may draw the one we want. I will give it thought.”

Denny stood to admire the reservoir. Lizards sunned on yellow rocks at the northern edge. Trees were full of birds. The young wizard had come to know the animals in the valley below and on verdant mountains above. He and Uncle Ian had even seen the ocean in the distance, although they had not yet gone there. “Nothing I like better than a day of fishing.”

“Aye, it does bring peace.” Ian climbed out of the water. “The rest of those jars are empty. All we can do now is wait.”

“Perfect.” Denny joined Ian on the bank. He pulled a plastic bag from his pocket and extracted a folded sheet of paper. Kneeling, he spread the page on grass, keeping it away from dripping clothing.

Ian sat next to Denny with folded legs beneath him. “Are you still working on those equations?”

“I have to if I am ever going to be a time wizard.”

“Laddie, I think you should understand Mr. Motchk has . . .” Ian searched for a gentle way to say it. He settled on moved beyond that plan, but before he could get it out, Denny finished his sentence for him.

“Given up on me. Yes, I know.”

“You do? I did not realize that.”

“I am not a fool. I understood what he was saying, and he has not mentioned mathematics or time magic since that day. I know I am not his apprentice.”

Ian nodded. “Good. I am glad you took it well. But why are you still looking at equations?”

“I did not give up on Mr. Motchk.”

“Ah.” Ian leaned back and looked across the water to the rocks and then up to folded mountains. “Denny, do you not think it possible he was right? I made a mistake trying to turn a promising animal magician into something else. Nomik saw my error and corrected it.”

“I am sure it looks that way.” Denny kept his eyes on mathematics.

“You will not need those equations to work with our new fish.”

“I look forward to the fish, but when I made that watch run slow and then fast, something happened to me.”

“It did. Do you ever intend to grow your hair back?”

“OK, I made a mistake. But the magic worked. I felt it. I felt time in my hands, and it felt right to me. I am going to be an animal wizard, but I am going to be a time wizard, too. Even if I have to figure it out on my own.”

“I should have known Denny Broome would not abandon a knowledge quest. Still, that math looks as confusing to me as it did the first day Nomik brought it out.”

“Not to me. Carol has been helping.”

“Your sister? How?”

“I call her in the evenings and we talk. I took a picture of the page and sent it to her. She already knew this stuff, of course. She works with Dr. Hilsat, and he knows all about it.”

“Now why did I not think of Will Hilsat? I wonder if he would be interested in sharing an apprentice.”

“Carol says Dr. Hilsat does not do time magic anymore. He thinks it is too dangerous.”

To match the missing hair burned off in front, Denny had had his head shaved by one of Miguel’s nieces. Ian patted the shiny dome. “He may have a point.”

Denny grinned. “I like it this way. My head is cooler.”

“You intend to pass this hairstyle off as a summer affectation?”

“Carol cannot teach me magic, but she knows math. And physics too. I am going to learn this stuff. Any form of magic can be dangerous. Remember last year when we were working with that mountain lion?”

Ian held up his arm to display the scar. “Aye.”

“I will be careful. Anyway, all Carol is teaching me is stuff I should have learned in school.”

“True enough, laddie. True enough.”

6 — Her Eyes

The Broome family’s first dinner in Mexico was spectacular. Denny was touched that the Panzas would put such effort into greeting his parents and the younger of his sisters. The meal was so healthful that even Suzie approved. “It’s too bad Carol couldn’t be here. She’d love this.”

Denny’s mother had been set off balance by her son’s new hairstyle, or lack of it, but the Panza household atmosphere did much to ease worries about her bald boy living with a strange wizard in a foreign land. She wanted her oldest daughter with them, even if only virtually. “We should do that video thing.”

“Carol and Dr. Hilsat are at a conference,” said Denny. “She sent me their schedule. While he presents, she assists.”

“I suppose we mustn’t interrupt. Video couldn’t give her the flavor anyway. What is this I’m eating? It’s delicious.”

“Welcome to the land of seven moles.”

“You mean . . .” Mrs. Broome made burrowing gestures.

Denny tried to clear up the misunderstanding, but his pronunciation failed to draw a distinction between underground animals and spicy chocolate sauces. Helpful members of the Panza clan joined in successfully enough that the conversation would have positive effects on the Broome family dining table for years to come.

Detective Donald Broome and Señor Nomik Motchk had a conversation of their own, recalling old times. They had never before met in person, having talked only by telephone many years ago. It seemed odd that Nomik would be eager to discuss their past relationship, revolving as it did around the death of Cory Lariston and an investigation in which Nomik had been a suspect, but Nomik seemed particularly interested in obscure details.

Mrs. Broome assisted Mrs. Panza in removing sleepy children, or children who denied being sleepy, or children who should have been sleepy. Only Guillermo, the oldest, was allowed to stay a little longer.

 It was on her return that Mrs. Broome detected Ian’s discomfort with talk of the death of his apprentice. She knew where this story went and that her husband might become upset when it reached the moment he was forced to kill that awful Ruby woman. “Donald, you must tell Señor Motchk about more recent cases. Some of them are fascinating.”

“Not sure any of the others measure up to Lariston.”

“What about that woman with the eyes?”

“Your wife is right,” said Ian. “That makes quite a tale.”

“It does, Dad,” said Denny.

“Eyes?” asked Nomik.

“Ian could tell that one as well as I,” said the detective. “He was there for most of it.”

“Ian, have you become a policeman?”

“Not hardly.”

“There was talk of that,” said Donald, “but things didn’t work out. I’ve gone into private practice. Ian has assisted me from time to time.”

“Watson to your Holmes?”

“Nothing so dramatic.”

“No Moriarty,” said Ian.

“Thank goodness,” said Mrs. Broome. “Our city is growing, but it has yet to draw the attention of a Napoleon of Crime.”

“But Ian did help with this case involving eyes?”

“His contribution was vital,” said Donald. “He was with me the day the client first arrived.”

“A rattling knock at your door? Your name on frosted glass?” Nomik gave his questions a dramatic tone. “A dark office in a dark building on the seedy side of town?”

“My office is in a mini-mall, between a taco shop and a pizza-by-the-slice joint.”

“A constant challenge to his diet,” said Mrs. Broome. “With what I’ve learned tonight, we’ll have healthier Mexican food at home.

“But, Don,” said Ian, “you did not have the office yet.”

“That’s right. This was just after I was asked to leave the force. I was still working out of the living room.”

“A detective with children underfoot?” asked Nomik.

“They were at school.”

“I work at our public library,” said Mrs. Broome. “Donald had the house to himself most of the day.”

“My new client was a doctor.”

“A dark and mysterious man with a monocle and a vaguely Eastern European accent?”

Donald laughed and shook his head. “A woman. With some African ancestry, so yes, dark. Dr. Wilma Lulu. She had once been a surgeon specializing in eye implantation.”

“Eyes taken from accident victims?” asked Nomik. “My driver’s license has that organ donor thing.”

“I didn’t know they did that in Mexico,” said Mrs. Broome.

“We do.”

“Good for you. Not just you the country, but you personally.”

“In my case, not as generous as it sounds. I do not anticipate a donation any time soon.”

“Let’s hope not.”

“Accident victims donate corneas,” said Donald. “Whole eyes are grown from stem cell lines in laboratories.”

“No magic is used,” added Ian, “but magically enhanced imaging was necessary in the research to develop the process. The eyes grow their own optic nerve back into the brain.”

“Dr. Lulu was among the first generation of surgeons to master the difficult technique. Because these facts were key to the investigation, she told me all about it.” Donald paused, considering whether to include more scientific detail. His wife nodded in a way that told him to skip the science but continue the story.

“Dr. Lulu had spent years implanting eyes grown from lines that were particularly adaptable. She gave that practice up because her hand developed a tremor she couldn’t control with medicine or meditation. She had more than adequate resources to have retired but wanted to continue to make a contribution. Her days of specialized surgery behind her, she went into general practice, joining a clinic in our town.”

“A client with resources must be good for a private detective,” said Nomik. “And a clinic with mysteries?”

“My client had taken on a new patient, one who came with no medical records. That’s unusual these days but not unheard of. The patient was a woman in her late twenties, a recent college graduate who’d been hired into the high-tech industries. Her new job required her to move to a new city. She’d been informed of a local scarcity of physicians and was advised to get her name onto some doctor’s patient list as a precaution against future need.”

“Good advice,” said Mrs. Broome.

“The doctor asked the patient—we’ll call her Jane Doe for reasons to become apparent—to have a physical examination to establish a baseline for her health care, particularly necessary with her lack of records. When she came in for the physical, the patient explained she had no records because her father was a doctor. She had never needed care beyond what he provided in the home. Even so, Dr. Lulu knew there should at least have been birth and vaccination documents, but this new patient had none. Jane appeared to be in excellent physical condition.”

“Let me guess,” said Nomik. “A statuesque blonde? An impeccable dresser?”

“Every detective story should have one,” said Mrs. Broome. “I’ve told you that myself, Don.”

“You’ve warned me to stay away from them.”

“And have you?”

“Very successfully, so far. Jane was what you might call physically attractive but neither blonde nor statuesque. Only one element of her appearance has relevance to the case. The physical exam ran normally until the doctor inspected the patient’s eyes, employing an ophthalmoscope.”

“The black gadget that shines a light into your eye?” asked Nomik.

“That’s it. Patterns of blood vessels and pigments on the retina give the doctor clues to ocular health.”

“And the new patient had eye problems?”

“The doctor recognized them.”

“The problems?”

“The eyes.”

“How do you mean?”

“Remember, before her general practice, Dr. Lulu had a career implanting eyes grown in laboratories. She recognized certain characteristics in the new patient’s eyes that she’d seen a hundred times before.”

“Jane’s eyes had been implanted?”

“Dr. Lulu thought so. This particular type of eye was often used because it had an extremely low rejection rate. Even so, there should have been records, and the patient should have mentioned being on medications taken to ensure her eyes stayed healthy. But when Dr. Lulu raised these questions, Jane insisted she had not had eye implants or any surgery in her entire life.”

“Are you saying a person’s eyes were swapped for another pair without her knowing it?” Nomik grinned. “How wonderfully weird. Doubtful, though. If someone gave me new eyes, I am sure I would notice when I shaved.”

“Dr. Lulu explained it could have happened if the eyes were implanted when the patient was very young.”

“Are such things done to toddlers?”

“The brain’s visual regions depend on the presence of working eyes for their proper development, and the method of growing the optic nerve in situ is actually easier in younger patients. It’s quite a process. In failing to keep up their daughter’s medications, the parents would have been dreadfully negligent.”

“Could she have gone blind?”

“It would have raised those odds. And other brain complications were possible. Parents going to the trouble and expense of eye implants, then failing to follow through with medications, would’ve been quite unusual. Dr. Lulu suspected another explanation. In certain cases, a patient’s body accepts a transplant, but the patient rejects it.”

“Do you mean emotionally?”

Donald nodded. “The new eyes work, but the mind behind them cannot accept that it sees the world through organs that are not original to it.”

“Does that really happen?”

“In the case of organs donated after a death, the recipient may be overwhelmed by guilt at benefiting from another’s misfortune. And even with lab-grown organs, some people fear recurrence of the original condition. Others cannot accept the notion of being partially not themselves. In rare cases, an organ recipient may deny the existence of the transplant.”

“Your Dr. Lulu thought Jane Doe was that rare case?”

“Dr. Lulu didn’t know. Perhaps her new patient was willfully mistaken or simply ignorant of the truth. The doctor felt, if she could prove the eyes were transplants, her patient must accept that fact. Or at least Dr. Lulu would know the depth of Jane’s denial.”

“So, compare photographs of the retinas of the patient’s eyes with those from a lab-grown set?”

“Not that easy,” said Ian.

“Why not?”

“As Dr. Lulu explained it to us,” said Donald, “retinal patterns are unique even in genetically identical twins. What the doctor had spotted were characteristics that would not be obvious to someone who had not spent years looking at those eyes. In fact, she had to admit she actually might be incorrect in her evaluation. She needed proof not just to convince her patient but to decide herself whether a lifelong course of prescription medications was called for.”

“She turned to a detective.”

Donald shook his head. “We weren’t in the story yet. She turned to an expert in DNA analysis, Dr. Henry Compton. He was a colleague of hers in medical school. She felt she could count on him to keep things quiet.”

“Why quiet?”

“The patient hadn’t agreed to the test. Dr. Lulu believed her obligation to the patient’s health went beyond the patient’s rights. She felt informed consent required information, even if unsought, so she bypassed the consent.”

“I see. A tricky bit of medical ethics.”

“Dr. Compton worked in a facility in another state. Dr. Lulu rushed a chilled sample of the patient’s blood, taken as part of the general physical exam, via overnight express, along with a complete description of the DNA of the purported eye implants, which was available from the medical materials supplier.”

“Wait. Are you saying implant DNA would still be in the patient’s blood years after the operation?”

“Perhaps, or perhaps not. The phenomenon is called microchimerism.”

“A chimera is an animal made from two or more different animals,” said Denny. “Uncle Ian and I have created some of those.”

“What!?” Denny’s mother was on her feet.

“Not permanently, Mom. Just short experiments.”

“Did any of these experiments involve our pets?”

“Animals from the woods,” said Ian, giving his apprentice a stern look. “All returned to nature in their original state.” 

Mrs. Broome sat down again, although she gave her son a doubtful glance. Denny remembered something he had once done with a neighbor’s cat but did not bring it up. His father rescued him by continuing the detective story.

“Dr. Lulu hoped a positive DNA match would decide the question but was aware the result could be negative even if she was right about the implants. Dr. Compton’s tests concluded the same day he was to leave for a conference. He saw the result and sent a text message to Dr. Lulu’s personal phone. Then he left for the airport.”

“Was the result positive or negative?”

“Toward the end of her work day, Dr. Lulu retrieved the text message. It consisted of two words.” Donald paused for dramatic effect.

Nomik leaned in appropriately. “Yes?”

“Very funny.”

“I am not sure I understand.” Nomik looked to Ian, and even to Denny, for guidance. “Did I miss a joke somewhere?”

“Dr. Lulu didn’t understand, either. She called Dr. Compton, but his office said he was already traveling. He tended to put his mobile phone into airplane mode at take-off and leave it that way so he could sleep. She called his phone and left a voicemail seeking an explanation. What had he meant by very funny? She also sent a text, hoping he might read it when he landed.”

“Where was he going?”

“His conference was in Istanbul.”

“I approve. An exotic foreign locale is a good element in a mystery story. Did anything interesting happen there?”

“Dr. Compton was killed.”

 Nomik sat back in his chair. “What on earth for?”

“That was the question Dr. Lulu brought to us.”


When the detective’s story had turned to murder, Guillermo’s mother had hustled him off to bed, fearing a grisly tale would give her child nightmares. Guillermo knew this was true of his siblings—Amorita could be sensitive, and Bartolomé was practically a baby—but the story of a real murder, one known to the father of Denny Broome, a person Guillermo thought of as a friend, this he had to hear.

After his mother left, Guillermo sneaked out again, making his way across prickly ground between the old guest house where his family now lived and the hacienda, avoiding the well-lit path connecting doors. He crept up the iron stairs, cold metal beneath bare feet, and onto the balcony. He crossed over above the courtyard, slipping into the grand gallery and out of it again to the music room with its partial wall open to the great hall. He sat on the piano bench, knowing from long experience this was the spot where voices from couches around the fireplace below could best be heard. Noises went both ways, so he must be silent lest he be discovered and miss out on something good.

Adults needed time to arrange themselves before the fire and receive beverages children miss out on. Someone, Denny’s mother perhaps, had praised a painting. This brought discussion of the work, and then the artist, and other artists in the region, all of which Guillermo had heard before. He feared the adults might never get back to the woman whose eyes were not her own. He had almost drifted off to sleep when at last the master’s voice asked, “So tell me, Donald, your doctor in Istanbul, how did he die?” Guillermo would not sleep now.

The voice of the detective replied, “Dr. Compton was a man who preferred gatherings in places he’d never seen before. He’d sleep on the airplane, check into his hotel but not check messages. His office staff disapproved of that, but he liked to launch himself into the streets of an exotic city unhindered by his work. He’d visit the conference only for those presentations he felt were key to his own study or the ones in which he was a participant.”

“Istanbul must have been a dream come true for him,” said the master. Guillermo imagined an exotic city.

“We learned from Turkish police that the doctor had quite a day and evening. He was a colorful man, recalled by shopkeepers and museum guides. He visited a mosque, the grand bazaar, and nightclubs. He’s reported to have consumed a disturbing quantity of strong coffees while listening to a broad variety of music. He was close to his hotel, probably heading late to bed, when he was struck by a vehicle that fled the scene.”

“An accidental death?”

“Istanbul authorities thought so.”

“But you did not?”

“I had no opinion.”

“Your client, then?”

“Dr. Lulu is a fine diagnostician, a field similar to my own. She jumped to no conclusion but was uncomfortable with the coincidence of a man being suddenly dead who held a secret about a mystery.”

Guillermo could hear the master’s sigh. “Disquieting coincidence is familiar.”

“You’ve run into that?”

“You have no idea. What did your client ask of you?”

“She was interested in the circumstances of Dr. Compton’s death but also the report on his examination of her patient’s DNA. The test could only be positive or negative; DNA from transplanted eyes would be present in the patient’s blood or not. Dr. Compton’s message, very funny, what could have inspired it? The test was not tied to any written requisition. Under the circumstance of his death, Dr. Compton’s office was reluctant to release anything. Dr. Lulu lacked an excuse for another blood drawing. She also lacked a second close friend to quietly run a test.”

“Did she hire you to break into Dr. Compton’s office?”

“She went to the police initially, without telling them the entire story. If she could make the case that the doctor had been murdered, she hoped they might bring forth the DNA report as evidence.”

“Putting her at some risk, though.”

“A risk she was prepared to take for her patient’s sake, but she couldn’t take it. Our local police pointed out that Dr. Compton lived in another state and died in another country. They had no jurisdiction. Dr. Lulu was insistent. The police made calls and returned reports that all investigators were satisfied with the accidental nature of Dr. Compton’s death. Dr. Lulu was not satisfied, so the police referred her to me.”

“Is that normal procedure?”

The voices paused. Guillermo had to resist the temptation to creep over to the low wall and peek down to see what was happening. He had been caught that way before. He had no intention of going back to bed so soon.

At last, the detective said, “My removal from the force was a political decision. I have friends who feel I was wronged. They send work my way.”

“What sort of politics, if I may ask?”

“When I shot Ruby, I brought an end to the system of interstellar teleportation. The colonies on other worlds were isolated. Powerful people lost money. And relatives.”

Guillermo gasped. Then he held his hand over his mouth. Had anyone downstairs heard him? It was foolish to make such a sound, but he could not have helped himself. Earth’s colonies had all been lost, a story taught in school, and Guillermo realized he had dined with the man responsible, the one who killed Ruby, killed the witch who headed ACT and controlled all interstellar teleportation. History was right here in the house.

“Donald,” said the master, “I am sorry. I was unaware.”

“Not your fault, Nomik.”

“But it must have occurred to you that I could undo your misfortune by taking over ACT. I hope you do not hold it against me.”

“Yours is not the name that comes up. Word is out about your failed attempt to eliminate the human race.”

“I suppose that might put people off.”

“Will Hilsat was the one mentioned as a replacement.”

“Will replace Ruby? Dr. Hilsat was never involved in ACT. He dreads the dangers posed by teleportation. ACT’s goal, colonies on other worlds to serve as backup for the human race, was achieved. Profitable trade with those backups was never part of our plan.”

“Yet the trade existed. People wanted it to continue.”

“Ruby went in for it, but Will never would. Taking into account the dangers of disease, isolated colonies might be safer, but politicians would not get that. I am truly sorry the blame has fallen on you.”

“Don,” said Denny’s mother, “finish the story of the eyes.”

Guillermo blinked his own eyes. He was having trouble keeping stories straight. Ruby was the witch who controlled interstellar trade. Denny’s father killed her. Dr. Compton died in Istanbul. Who was it again who had the wrong eyes?

“I leaned on friends who asked Istanbul to keep us informed of any developments in the hit and run investigation. In the meantime, Dr. Lulu’s patient may not have had medical records, but everybody has a history. I contacted offices, working undercover since Dr. Lulu couldn’t have her patient know what was up. Jane Doe had an employer. She had a resume. She had a degree. She had been supported during her education by her single-parent father. What do you suppose his profession was?”

“She had said he was a doctor.”

“A surgeon. His specialty was eye implants.”

“A colleague of your client?”

“Dr. Lulu recognized his name. She didn’t know the man well, but she had met him once or twice at conferences.”

“And what? He replaced his own daughter’s eyes and kept it secret even from the child? Did he do it because she needed new ones or just for practice?”

Guillermo stifled a horrified giggle.

“We couldn’t ask him. About the time his daughter graduated, Jane Doe’s father disappeared.”

“A dead end?”

“No. My work in homicide had often involved tracing missing persons. I had the skills I needed. Jane Doe’s father proved a worthy challenge, but I caught up with him. He had a new name, a new profession, and a new appearance. His daughter wouldn’t have known him if she’d passed him in the street.”

“Did she pass him?”

“Never. He lived a thousand miles away, give or take. He was on the coast, posing as a retired fisherman.”

“What was he hiding from?”

“Me, as it turned out.”

“He knew you were coming for him?”

“He feared someone would. By the time I caught up with him, we both were wary.”

“You’re always supposed to be wary,” said the detective’s wife.

“Even more wary than usual. When a man goes to that much trouble to be hidden, you have to figure he’s up to something pretty bad. The death of Dr. Compton seemed more likely to be murder now. I’d warned my client to take precautions.”

“You did have a nice puzzle there,” said Nomik. “If the daughter’s eyes had been transplanted from another human being, one could imagine a surgeon father committing a grizzly theft to save his daughter’s sight. But your search began because the eyes were laboratory grown, ordered legally, one would assume, from a medical supply house. I cannot imagine a man abandoning his daughter, his profession, his whole life, and murdering a fellow doctor in Istanbul, just to cover his inability to pay the bill.”

“One he could easily have paid,” said Donald. “No, when I finally caught up with him, I thought he was a dangerous man, probably a murderer, but his motivation was still a mystery. Then we recalled Dr. Compton’s final message.”

Very funny?”

“It was Ian who figured it out.”

“Sorry, Ian. I had forgotten you were involved.”

“Donald and I chatted often about the case,” said Ian. “It was not until he mentioned the patient’s father being another eye surgeon, doing the same kind of implants, that it struck me what might be funny. I suppose I got it because of things I knew about animals.”

“Ian gave me a suggestion,” said Donald. “With it, I used an old policeman’s trick. I confronted the suspect, giving him the false impression that I already knew all about his crime. Thinking all was lost, he broke down and confessed.”

“What did you accuse him of?” asked Nomik.

“Cloning.”

“Excuse me?”

“Dr. Lulu assumed Dr. Compton’s DNA test could have two possible results: either Jane Doe’s blood would contain tiny traces of DNA from the implanted eyes, or it wouldn’t. But there was a third possibility, one so unbelievable Dr. Lulu couldn’t anticipate it, although Ian guessed it. Jane Doe’s blood contained only DNA from tissue grown in the laboratory. She had been cloned from cells taken from a set of lab-grown eyes. Dr. Compton, seeing no DNA besides the sort he had been told would be commingled with the patient’s, assumed he had been the victim of a medical prank. We’ll never know how funny he really thought it was.”

“Human cloning is illegal, right?”

“Highly. Forbidden by states, the federal government, and international agreement.”

“Why did Jane Doe’s father do it?”

“He felt compelled by basic human decency.”

“Decency? A murderer?”

“It turned out there was no murder. Istanbul’s investigation eventually turned up a witness, along with physical evidence at the scene and on the suspect’s vehicle. The driver was not a paid assassin, just a woman who rarely drank and had a bit too much at an embassy party. She lost control on a curve in the dark, sliding onto the sidewalk against a building. Fearing expenses, she fled without getting out to see the damage done. She didn’t even know she’d crushed poor Dr. Compton.”

“Still, seems quite a coincidence.”

“Sometimes I see an actor playing a detective on television who says, ‘I do not believe in coincidence,’ and I think, then you’re an idiot. An investigator who refuses to consider coincidence will send innocent people to jail.”

“So, Jane Doe’s father—creator—was innocent of murder,” said Nomik. “But why . . .”

At this moment, a dark and dissonant chord was heard in the air above them. “What’s that?”

Mrs. Panza rested her wine glass on the coffee table and rose. “I think our oldest son is ready to return to bed.”

Miguel stood and waved his wife back down. “I’ll handle this. Sounds like he’ll need carrying, and he’s so big now.”

“What is going on?” asked Mrs. Broome.

“Guillermo loves to listen in on adult chatter,” said Mrs. Panza. “He sneaks out of bed and hides in the music room where he can eavesdrop.”

Miguel stepped to the archway. “Dear, you can fill me in on details that I miss.” A moment later Miguel waved from the balcony. He had a sleeping child in his arms as he disappeared again.

“Did we say anything we shouldn’t have?” asked Mrs. Broome.

“I’d have warned you,” said Mrs. Panza.

“Back to the story,” said Nomik. “Why did Jane Doe’s father clone her into existence? One would think a doctor could find an easier and more legal way to have a child.”

“It began with a dinner party held in the doctor’s honor at the home of one of his surgical patients. Half the people at the table were capable of sight because he had given them new eyes.

“Toward the end of the evening, a few were gathered on a backyard deck, admiring the moon and stars, and praising the man who made that admiration possible. ‘You have given us the universe,’ a patient said.

“The doctor expressed humility, mentioning others who deserved at least partial credit. On the drive home that night, he recalled a name he had not mentioned, one he did not even know. He wondered about the original donor of the cells from which the eyes were grown.

“Over the next few days, he found he could not drop the question. He learned the cell line was derived from embryonic tissue. It struck him then that all those grateful people, and countless others around the world, owed their sight to a person who had never been born. They could admire the moon and stars, and lovely flowers and each other’s smiles, through eyes donated by one who would never see those things. The injustice of it overwhelmed him.”

“So what?” asked Nomik. “He taught himself to clone?”

Donald nodded. “He did exactly that. It took him years. The processes had been developed abroad, before international conventions shut such things down. The tools were readily available, used in animal husbandry. It was easier than he anticipated. Many failures, of course, before he got a viable embryo, but that embryo became Jane Doe. Raising her, he told me he wept with joy every time his child liked the sight of anything. He wept again when he left her, but he felt his past was the greatest threat to her future. His history might give someone a clue to what she was.”

“And once you caught him, what then?”

“Honestly, I might not have turned him in, but I work too closely with the police. I had no way to hide him. He’s still in jail today, although I testified on his behalf at his sentencing and will again when he comes up next year for parole.”

“And Jane Doe?”

“Mercifully, while cloning is illegal, it is not illegal to be a clone. She is successful in her job. I see her around town. She has a fiancé. They both seem nice.”

“What a strange story,” said Nomik. “You thought you might send a man to prison for ending a life, and instead you sent him there for starting one.”

Ian sipped thoughtfully at his whisky. “Very true.”

Donald nodded. “I warn my clients: we can promise investigation with integrity, even offer advice, but final consequences are out of our hands.”


Later that evening, Nomik and Donald had a long conversation in which they discussed the details of the Lariston case, including the death of Ruby. Even later, alone in his study, Nomik took a tiny device from his shirt pocket and plugged it into a slot on his computer.

“Exsomem, transcription.”

A window opened. An audio file was indicated, the newest on the recorder.

“Source file confirmed. Title: Reminiscence on the Deaths of Cory Lariston and Ruby. Also, an unrelated detective story. Participants: Nomik Motchk, Ian Urquhart, Denny Broome, Detective Donald Broome and wife, Miguel Panza and wife.”

The title appeared along with the date extracted from the audio file’s metadata. Each name was confirmed against existing profiles. All names, save Cory Lariston and Ruby, appeared in green.

“Begin transcription.”

The audio file played. As each new voice entered the conversation, the name of the speaker appeared. Playback stopped while Nomik confirmed or corrected the voice’s identification. Once each voice had been assigned a name, the speed of playback increased while playback volume dropped to near inaudibility. In a few minutes, the complete transcript was ready.

Nomik reviewed the text, making some corrections. He opened another file, one containing his earlier recollections of the events. He indicated a cross-reference point where the two accounts were in conflict. In future, if he ever opened one file, the reference to the other would remind him of the alternate version. With the task complete, he closed the files and then wondered how long it would be before he did not give a damn what was in either of them.

He put the machine to sleep, turned out the lights, and leaned back to admire the moon through tall windows. The lower edge of the glowing sphere appeared to shimmer and shudder. Was that still heat rising from rooftops? It could not be. Perhaps old glass was a source of distortion. The panes were ancient, even older than Nomik Motchk.

7 — Scrying Stones

The guest room was in an addition toward the back of the hacienda. Mrs. Broome was delighted to have a private bath with all the modern conveniences, but she would have preferred a room closer to her son.

“Uncle Ian’s room is right next to mine,” said Denny. “The way things are laid out though, he has to go around the great hall to get to my place, so you actually have a shorter walk to reach me.”

After making sure the family was settled in, Ian accompanied Denny back to his rooms. As was their habit, they debriefed the day in Denny’s sitting room. These conversations often led to evening excursions, but tonight the men were already yawning. The sofa under Denny and the chair in which Ian sat, with their dark woods and embroidered upholstery, were unusually comfortable.

“I think that went well,” said Ian. “Nomik can be a charming fellow when he chooses.”

“Mom seems to like him.”

“So does your father, despite their past.”

“Uncle Ian, what happened to my father? I never heard the story of why he left the police force. I knew it was after he took out Ruby, but not that he was fired. How could Mr. Kalonimos do that?”

“Auggie Kalonimos is a good man. His hand was forced. Your father saved our lives and freed that QiLina woman from enslavement. He protected the world from Ruby’s evil powers. But politicians deal with political realities, not the real world. Theirs is a pragmatism founded on illusion. And your father was not fired. He had the honor of being offered early retirement by his chief, the mayor, and the governor.”

The governor wanted Dad out?”

“Again, forced from above. All three apologized but only off the record.”

“That is so unfair.”

“Ah, but if he had stayed a policeman, your father and I would never have enjoyed our private eye adventures.”

“Dad feels bad about it, though. I can tell.”

“Your father feels bad about the events, not the blame. When the teleportation system collapsed, worlds were lost. Orrin Viderlick, the technician who worked with Ruby, had pre-programmed smell controllers for a few more teleports. After that, contact with the colonies was lost.”

“What is a smell controller?”

“Cory had one. I never saw it, but he told me about it. Wore it on his nose. Or in his nose, I guess. It used aroma to affect thinking via ancient regions of the brain. The folks at ACT felt it important that nobody be able to teleport without one. Although, in the end, that is exactly what Nomik taught Cory to do.”

“How does aroma control people?”

“Ask a skunk. Although it was more subtle than that. A scent expert, a dog named Grover Hughlings, helped them set the system up.”

“You do not like him?”

“Grover? Love him.”

“Then why do you call him a dog?”

“He is one. Once ACT went dormant, Hughlings became a dog for the second time in his life. He is currently a springer spaniel.”

“What a good idea. You said they still had some controllers after Ruby died?”

“The ones that linked to thriving colonies were used for vital shipments. The ones to colonies still requiring support were used to rescue colonists. But a few not-yet-viable settlements were unreachable. Without Ruby, Viderlick could not program new links to get there.”

“What happened to those settlements?”

“Impossible to know. Lacking teleportation, they are so far away it would take centuries to send them a message or receive one. The assumption is those colonies failed. Your father knows those people may have died because he pulled the trigger on Ruby.”

“Dr. Hilsat could have saved them. So could Mr. Motchk.”

“Will Hilsat labors under the guilt of having invented teleportation in the first place. He was happy to have it stopped. Nomik understood that. Nomik taught teleportation to Cory, and Cory had to be killed because of it. The only person who regularly used the spell despite its dangers was Ruby. Ironically, she was the one who had to kill Cory.”

“If Nomik feared teleportation so much that he would let those colonists die, why did he teach Cory to teleport?”

“Nomik was once a frightened man. He found a spell to create a pocket universe and populate it with a being who could protect him. He put his daughter, known as the Eighth Doll, into that strange place to be that being. In fact, he conceived her for that purpose. But the spell was more powerful than he knew. It got beyond his control. Nomik hoped Cory could stop the Eighth Doll from forcing him to live forever.”

Ian anticipated an awkward question from Denny about how Cory was to stop the Eighth Doll. He wondered how he would answer it, but all Denny did was sit with his mouth hanging open. “Are you all right, laddie?”

Denny moved his head from side to side so slowly Ian was unsure if it was a shake or some kind of dizziness. He rose from his chair and joined Denny on the couch, putting an arm across the boy’s shoulders for support. “What is it?”

“Forever.”

“Yes?”

“I know what forever is.”

“We all do.”

“No. You do not. I did not. Not before I did time magic. Even after I held time in my hands, I did not think about it. Not until you said Mr. Motchk will live forever. Now I know.”

“What do you know?”

“I know why Mr. Motchk has to kill his daughter.”

Uncle Ian took his arm off Denny’s shoulder. He drew a breath with a hint of tremble in it. “Do us both a favor. Never mention this to your mother.”


The Broome family had a delightful visit in Mexico. At the end of the week, a farewell feast was held with small speeches, long goodbyes, and promises of future exchanges of visits. The next evening, Nomik, thinking the Panzas would have room for him at dinner, found an empty chair but more people than anticipated. “Denny? Did your family not get off all right?”

“No problems. Mom said to be sure to tell you again what a great visit they had here and that you have to come see them in the US. She said to drop in anytime.”

“I must do that.” Nomik looked over the offerings on the table, selecting fruit and a small piece of cheese. “You are still here, I see.”

“Yes, sir. Did you think I was going?”

“It had crossed my mind.”

Ian looked up from his meal. “Were we supposed to go?”

Nomik looked to Ian. The Panza children looked to Nomik. “Entirely up to you. And Miguel, of course. The house is his. We are all guests at the pleasure of the Panzas.”

The Panza children looked to their father. Miguel spread his hands wide. “In my father’s house, there are many rooms and always one for you.”

“Mr. Motchk, did you want us to go?” asked Denny.

Nomik looked around the table. Guillermo was worried. Amorita frowned. Bartolomé shook his head.

“Not at all.” Nomik took a tiny nibble from the cheese. “It is good for the children to have someone they can practice American accents with.”

The Panza children nodded.

“And I am learning Spanish,” said Denny. “Buenas noches, Señor Motchk.”

The Panza children smiled.

Nomik swallowed. “Buenas noches, Denny. Your pronunciation could use work.”

The Panza children frowned.

Nomik sighed. “I suppose you should stay with us until Miguel’s offspring approve your accent.”

The Panza children giggled.


The next evening, Nomik Motchk heard voices. In a house often filled with people, what was unusual was that the voices were few. The Panzas were in town attending a social gathering, one so important that the entire family had to be there. Denny might be expected to go with them or to be romping in the hills with Ian, but Nomik heard Denny’s voice and that of a woman. Nomik followed the voices to Denny’s open door.

Denny has a girl in his rooms, thought Nomik. He was not sure why this bothered him, but it did. He entered the sitting room, intentionally casually. He saw only Denny Broome sitting at the desk against the far wall.

“Hello, Mr. Motchk.”

“Good evening, Denny.”

“Everybody went into town.”

“I noticed.” Nomik walked to Denny’s bedroom door and looked in. “I thought I heard a voice in here.”

“You did,” said Denny. “My sister.”

“Suzie did not go back to the US with your parents?”

“Not Suzie.” Denny held up a tablet with a woman’s image on it. “Carol.”

“Ah. Will Hilsat’s graduate mathematician.”

“Hola, Señor Motchk,” said the face on the tablet.

“Hola, Carol. A pleasure to finally meet you, if this can be called meeting.”

“A pleasure to meet you as well. I would love to chat sometime, but I was just explaining to Denny that I am teaching a class in the morning and really need to prepare.”

“I understand. Good evening.”

“Buenas noches, Señor Motchk. Buenas noches, Denny.”

“Buenas noches, Carol.” Denny pushed a button.

As the tablet went dark, Nomik laughed. “Her accent is better than yours. She can teach you something.”

“Carol teaches me a lot of things.”

Nomik took the tablet from Denny, examined it and then laughed again.

“Is my accent really that bad?” asked Denny.

“Yes, but I was thinking about this gadget. Carol sounded like she was here. You have a cell phone, too?”

“I do.”

“As do I. So why the tablet?”

“I like the bigger screen. Better for video calls and for sharing documents.”

“So I guessed, and that is why I laughed.”

“I do not get it.”

“For thousands of years, witches and wizards used scrying stones, but nobody uses them today because of this.”

“What kind of stone?”

“Scrying stones were made in pairs. Cleave transparent crystal, then carve and polish two spheres that share a single facet: the flat face where, perhaps for millions of years, they were originally joined. A spell makes the two stones magical. Look into one and see what you would have seen when looking through the other.”

“Cool!”

“So we thought. The crystal structure creates a dimensional tunnel allowing the rarity of magic at great distance. I could pull out a scrying stone here in Mexico, my friend Peregrine Arnold could pull out his paired stone in England, and we could see each other. He would hold up his stone so I could see where he was. Then I would hold up mine to show him my surroundings.”

“That sounds great.”

Nomik held up the tablet. “Until Wi-Fi, cell phones, cables, and satellites came along. Scrying stones had no audio. Voices did not carry. If I wanted to send Peregrine a message, I would write it in bold letters and hold the stone over it. With this gadget, you can hear your sister’s voice, type messages to her, send her whole books and have an image bigger, brighter, and sharper than any scrying stone.”

“I guess that would be true.”

“Not to mention the fact that a scrying pair only worked between each other. If you wanted to see the faces of a dozen friends, you needed a dozen stones. Imagine keeping a different cell phone for each person with whom you want to communicate.”

“That would be a mess.”

“It was. A wizard might have a collection of such stones, wrapped individually since a single scratch or crack would ruin them. A traveler with a lot of friends had quite a bag of rocks to carry.”

Denny laughed.

“Now you get it. What we thought marvelous is nothing today because non-magical technology has far surpassed it.”

“Well, I think those stones sound interesting. I would love to see one.”

“Would you really? I have some in my study.”

“I thought nobody but Miguel was allowed in your study.”

“The room holds dangers. Others are allowed but only in my company and at my request. I am requesting. Follow me.”

Denny could not believe his luck. Uncle Ian had explained how rare it was to be allowed into a wizard’s inner sanctum. This must be a good sign. He followed Nomik through the house. They passed the master’s bedroom and came to the tower with the spiral of stone steps.

“I am serious about the dangers. When we are inside, you will touch nothing without asking first. For instance, you will see small bells in there. What might a fool do?”

“Ring one?”

“And be lucky if all it did was break his eardrums. Will Hilsat once entered my study without permission. He turned a knob. That day, he came within an instant of death.”

“Why was Dr. Hilsat in your study without permission?”

“It was back when I was trying to eliminate the human race. He wanted to stop me.”

“Oh.”

Nomik started up the stairs. Denny hesitated.

“Coming?”

Denny wished Uncle Ian was with them. “Yes, sir.”

At the top of the tower, the steps ended on a tiny landing before a door. Nomik stepped in and turned on the lights. The switch made a sharp clack.

“Why does your light switch make that noise?”

“Old technology.” Nomik smiled. “I keep it for the memories.”

The study was a round room filling the top of the tower. A dozen tall peaked windows looked in every direction.

“Stand there.” Nomik indicated a spot in the center of the room. “Do not move.” He clacked off the light. “Sometimes I sit up here in the dark, staring at the universe.”

As Denny’s eyes adjusted, he saw more than stars. A faint glow came from LEDs around the computer on Nomik’s desk—that was to be expected—but on shelves, low under windows, rising high between them, other objects gave off lights of their own. One in particular caught Denny’s attention, a cluster of multi-colored shimmers. Nomik took it down and brought it to him, a set of spheres bound by golden wire, resembling a bunch of glowing grapes. Each sphere held a moving image.

“Are these scrying stones?” asked Denny.

“They are.”

“What places am I seeing?”

“No one is certain, which is why I keep these stones even though scrying is obsolete.”

“What do you mean?”

“This collection was begun by the Grandfather, the founder of this house. One of his apprentices, the Father, added to it. You will hear them mentioned, el Abuelo y el Padre, in Spanish. They were my mentors. Miguel’s family served them for generations and still hold them in high regard. The room you sleep in was once el Abuelo’s study. Your sitting room was his bedchamber.”

“But why are the stones showing us unknown places?”

“Although they were quite valuable, scrying stones are small and round. Such objects are easily mislaid. Wizards made them for thousands of years. Unmatched stones, ones for which the other stone had been lost, accumulated in wizards’ cupboards. El Abuelo collected them.”

“Why?”

“For the same reason people collect coins, or stamps, or seashells.”

“And nobody knows what we are seeing?”

“We can make guesses. I believe this dark green one is in Africa. That looks like a jungle. The hours of light and darkness match African time zones.”

“Do you ever see animals?”

“It happens, although you must be extremely patient. Watching these gives you a sense of the boring existence of a pebble. There are good ones, though. This one is by a lovely waterfall.”

“Oh, yeah.”

“And that one is a favorite.”

“Is that a volcano?”

“It is quiet today, but I have seen it active in the past.”

“Cool! Hey, the stone next to it has gone out.”

“That black stone has a story behind it. Two witches here in Mexico were great friends. One went to Spain on a galleon. Travel was much slower in those days. They would be parted for a year. The witch staying in Mexico had never seen Spain, so they made a pair of scrying stones.

“On the way across the Atlantic, the traveling witch held her stone out over water so her friend back home could see a sunrise on the ocean. The witch in Mexico saw that view but then saw the hull of the ship rushing past, and water that grew darker, and finally blackness.”

“Had the stone been dropped?”

“Exactly. For some time, if she held a candle flame up to the stone, the witch could see the bottom of the ocean lit by the image of that flame, but eventually the stone was covered in sediment. The fumbling of the stone prevented her from ever seeing Spain.”

“Too bad.”

“But I love knowing when I hold this stone against a light, somewhere beneath the floor of the Atlantic, another stone lights up.”

“That is neat. What is this bubbly one?”

“A special case. One of two lost stones, we think. The Grandfather found it in a market in India being sold by a dealer who had no idea what he had.”

“The dealer must have known it was special when he saw images in it.”

“Because he was not a magic user, he saw no images.”

“Why not?”

“Objects can be shaped and charged to hold magic, releasing it only once. For an object to be continuously magical, it must draw power from a living magic user. That stone was a round rock, sitting on a flat base, and nothing more until the Grandfather came near. His magic activated it. He grabbed the rock and paid the asking price without hesitation, giving the dealer no reason or opportunity to reexamine his ware.”

“Do scrying stones need a magic user at both ends?”

“A magic user at one end will activate the other. That is why these lost stones work.”

“I see.”

“Once a joy, this particular stone is now a sorrow but always a fascination. You see on one side those tiny images, what you called the bubbles?”

“Yeah.”

“The other stone of that pair is in a collection of scrying stones.”

“You mean like this set?”

“I do. If you look closely, you can make out unknown places seen through an unknown place.”

“That is weird, but why joyful or sorrowful?”

“The rest of the view is a wizard’s study much like my own. Larger. Stranger. My friend Peregrine Arnold and I used to stare at it for hours.”

“Why?”

“Because sometimes the wizard was at home. We would see him working, a round, bald-headed man. His skin was oddly yellow. He had a smile so broad as to be disturbing, particularly when he smiled at us.”

“He knew you were watching?”

“Scrying stones go both ways.”

“Did you try to communicate with him?”

“We wrote messages and held them by the stone.”

“How did he respond?”

“With laughter. We could not hear it, of course, but we could see him hold his belly as he shook.”

“Like Santa Claus?”

“A creepy Santa.” Nomik thought for a moment. “Yes, like Santa Claus. But he never wrote a message back. Some years ago, we stopped seeing him. Cobwebs appeared. Dust on his possessions. We have no idea what happened to him.”

“Gosh! Does your friend still visit you?”

“Peregrine? Let me show you.” Nomik went to his desk and pulled out a drawer. He extracted a cloth, unwrapped it, and handed a stone to Denny. “Have a look.”

Denny looked into the stone and saw an ancient man lying on a bed, attended by a woman.

“That woman is his daughter.”

“How old is he?”

“As old as me, but he lacks my infirmity.”

“What is your infirmity?”

“Youth.”

 Denny moved the stone around, examining the view of a large, ornately decorated bedroom.

“You use that thing properly,” said Nomik. “Before VR headsets and 3D video, people seeing scrying stones for the first time tended to treat them as fixed windows. How odd that a generation who would take naturally to scrying arises from the same technologies that make it obsolete.”

“I would like to try it.”

“Try what?”

“Making scrying stones. Can you teach me?”

“May as well learn to manufacture buggy whips.”

“Do you think I could learn it?”

Nomik considered for a moment. “There is arithmetic involved. Geometry.”

“Oh.”

“Nothing as hard as relativity and time magic, though.”

“Can I try? Please?”

“All right. If you like, I will teach you. I even have some crystals we can use.” Nomik snapped on the light and looked around the room. “Somewhere in here.”


Denny and Ian were on a mountain top with the ocean visible in the distance. “Uncle Ian, I have something to show you.”

“Have you?”

Denny pulled a cloth from his pack. He unwrapped a round stone. “Do you know what this is?”

“A polished rock?” Ian looked closer. The stone was black, with one flat side. The blackness had a peculiar depth. “A scrying stone?”

“Yes. Do you know about them?”

“I do. I used to have a few. No one uses them anymore.”

“Do you know how to make them?”

“Me? No. The ones I had were gifts.”

Denny pulled a second stone from his bag and unwrapped it. Both stones glowed now with the scene around them. “I was thinking they could work like nature webcams, only better. They do not need batteries. They can be tiny and are made from all-natural materials. We could leave them at places like the reservoir, the eagles’ nest, and beside worn animal paths. I could carry a bunch of paired stones with us when we are out so we could check where the action is at any time.”

“What a good idea. How many of them do you have?”

“As many as we like. Mr. Motchk showed me how to make them. He has a big box of crystals.”

“So that is what you two have been up to.”

“Yes, sir.”

“I wonder, will a seeing spell work through these things? Give us more details? Night vision?”

“Great idea. I bet it will. We will have to try it.”

“I like this, laddie.” Ian reached out to ruffle his apprentice’s hair, forgetting for a moment it was no longer there. “I like this very much indeed.”


Denny and Nomik were in the study with the sunlit world visible in the distance. “Mr. Motchk, I have something to show you.”

“Have you?”

Denny unwrapped a large stone.

Nomik looked into it. “Is that the reservoir?”

“It is.” Denny pulled out another. “And this is the top of the mountain. You can see an eagles’ nest and, in the distance, the ocean.”

“You are intentionally losing scrying stones?”

“Not losing. Placing them for animal observation. I have two of them at the reservoir, and two on the mountain top, and two beside a popular animal trail, and two . . .”

“You mean one of each pair in those locations.”

“No, sir. See how big this stone is?”

“Yes. I was going to ask about that. Quite a load to haul around.”

“I do not haul them. I keep these in my room. Because they are so big, I get a really good view.” Denny pulled small stones from his pocket. “But I have these to carry with me. They are paired to stones in the same places, and Uncle Ian and I can consult them while we are outside.”

Nomik examined a large and small stone, both giving the view from the mountain top. The larger stone’s view was bigger, brighter, and more detailed. “This is brilliant.” He looked doubtfully at Denny. “Was this Ian’s idea?”

“No, sir. I came up with it.”

“So, you carry a large stone and a small one to each location you want to observe?”

“No, sir. Two small stones, but one of them is paired to a large stone.”

Nomik opened his mouth. For a moment, nothing came out. “Are you saying you made pairs of scrying stones where one stone was larger than the other?”

“Yes, sir.”

“Your idea again?”

“Yes, sir.”

Nomik reached for the telephone on his desk. He dialed a number. Literally dialed it. Denny watched, intrigued by the old technology.

“Jinasu? Nomik here. I have a question. Who was that German witch who was such an expert on scrying stones?” Pause. “Oh, sorry to hear that. Did she have an apprentice?” Pause. “Can you give me his number?” Pause. Nomik wrote the number. “Thank you so much. Tell Sancho I miss him every day.”

Nomik pressed a button on top of the telephone. There were two such buttons, and when one went down, the other went down with it. Denny found this fascinating. Nomik dialed again.

“I am trying to reach Elisha Meucci.” Pause. “Nomik Motchk.” Pause. “Yes, that Nomik Motchk.” Long pause. “Mr. Meucci, I have a question about scrying stones. Do you know if it is possible to make a pair in which one is larger than the other?” Pause. “Did she? That big. My, my.” Pause. “Why have I never heard of this before?” Pause. “That difficult?” Pause. “The geometry? Seriously? The math of it is challenging?” Nomik looked to Denny. “He says the math is very difficult.”

Denny nodded deeply. “It is. Carol helped me.”

The light dawned on Nomik. “Of course she did.” Back into the telephone he said, “Thank you so much, Mr. Meucci.” Nomik nodded, and nodded again and then placed the telephone receiver down on the two buttons. Denny thought the nodding was funny, considering the ancient telephone had no camera.

“Your sister helped you with the math. Well, she would have to, would she not.”

“I could not have done it without her.”

“I am sure. Still, the inspiration was yours. Denny, I am impressed. You have taken an idea I gave you and run with it in new directions. Ian was right about you.”

“Thank you, sir.” It was Denny’s turn to find it difficult to speak. “This means a lot to me.” He put his stones away. “It will mean a lot to Uncle Ian.”

“Not as much as you might think. Ian never doubted you for a moment.”


“Exsomem, memorandum. Ian Urquhart was correct. Denny Broome is not the idiot I took him to be. He will never be a time wizard. He relies on his sister to do his math. Pity there is no way to blend those two kids together. One cannot do serious spacetime magic without mathematics inside one’s head. But Denny has, as Ian told me from the start, the genius of perspiration and some inspiration of his own. He has taught me things I did not know and reminded me of the multifaceted nature of intelligence. I enjoy his company. He will never have the power to be a threat, so I will never have to kill him. For that, I am almost grateful.”

8 — The Purposes of Art

Ian noticed it was nearly time for lunch. He dreaded the thought of missing a meal from the Panza kitchen. The food was not only delicious; Ian suspected it made him younger. The Eighth Doll’s concern for Nomik produced a healthful aura. Might not those in proximity to her father benefit?

Ian stepped onto the balcony. The courtyard below was quiet. Young people had moved inside in anticipation of the call to dine. From where Ian stood, he could see a pair of heavy doors set into a deep archway. One of them was open. He had not seen that before. The short way down was by the iron stairs. He crossed to the doorway and peeked into an artist’s studio. Paintings in various stages of completion hung or leaned around the walls. The artist, in a long smock, was working at an easel.

“Nomik? Is that you?”

The artist turned. “Ian? Did I leave the door open?”

“You did. Sorry to bother you, Nomik.”

“No bother. I usually keep the door closed to avoid interruption by children. House is full of them these days.”

“I noticed Miguel’s kids have a lot of playmates. They make this hacienda their headquarters. Even the older cousins hang around your courtyard.”

“More so now that Denny is in residence.”

“The lad makes friends easily.” Ian came into the room and looked around. “As I recall, this was the old classroom. Not that I ever saw it full of apprentices.”

“I had it remodeled into a studio.”

“Might as well. Good space. Good light.”

“I put in more windows for that purpose. It was difficult. To contain student experiments, my mentors had made these walls damned near impervious.”

“Wise men. And these are all yours?”

Nomik nodded. “I have painted for as long as I can remember.”

“I recall mention of it when Cory was here. He said you painted in your study.” Ian indicated a painting near where Nomik stood. “Is this the great hall?”

“Recognizable, is it?”

“More than recognizable. Quite nice. Cheerful colors. Those must be Miguel’s children by the fireplace.”

“They are.”

“There is Denny. I recognize the shirt.”

With the handle of a brush, Nomik pointed to a grouping of vertical splotches. “And that is you.”

“So it is. I am wearing those same pants.”

“So you are.”

“Is this seen from the balcony?”

“It is.”

Ian noticed the figures’ focus of attention, a blue and white patch on the mantle. “I know when this was. That is the bird Denny brought in the day we arrived.”

“It is.”

“Nomik, this is very good.”

“Thank you. The style is new to me. Good to know I can be impressionist and still be recognized.”

“Absolutely.” Ian turned to the work on the active easel. “Is this the courtyard?”

“It is.”

“What is the big orange dot in the center?”

“An orange.”

Ian nodded. “Makes sense. Why so big, though?”

“That is how it looks if you are on the balcony and someone throws an orange to you.”

“I suppose it would be if he threw it at your head.”

“Artistic license. Impressionists get to use a lot of it.”

Ian turned his attention to a more realistic portrait. “That is exactly the eager look Denny gets when he is seeing something new.” Ian strolled farther and admired. “I did not know you were still painting.”

“I had stopped. I took up art again when I realized I would have plenty of years to work on it.”

Ian looked back to Nomik. The ancient wizard was very young. “I suppose so. Have to do something with all that time, eh?”

Nomik suppressed a grimace. “I have thought of imitating Christo and Jeanne-Claude. I will put a broad red stripe around the equator, visible from space. I will weave the cloth myself, by hand.”

“I suppose you could.”


“Mr. Motchk, would you like to see what I made?”

Nomik often wanted to see things, but almost never the things other people wanted him to see. Still, Denny was eager to show off. “All right.”

“You have to come to my room.”

What Nomik saw on the floor when he entered Denny’s sitting room were multiple sheets of printed paper taped together, dotted with glowing crystal spheres.

“I downloaded an aerial photo of this house and the region around it. Each scrying stone is located on the place that corresponds to where the paired stone is in reality.”

Nomik walked around the layout, bending from time to time for a closer look. “This is quite impressive. You have made an awful lot of scrying stones. And you said you have two stones at each location?”

“I do.”

“Do you carry a smaller map when you and Ian are in the field?”

“No. I have the wrappers labeled, but I can recognize most of them just by looking.”

“Then why the big map?”

“Helps in tracking animals. Gives a better sense of the layout. Sometimes we go up a twisting canyon without realizing how close it is to another twisty one we have gone up before.”

“Is Ian out there somewhere now?”

“He is.”

“Can we see him?”

“Maybe, but probably not. He likes to scout new places to show me later.”

“A characteristic of a good mentor. What is this stone way out here?”

“One of my favorites. The eagles’ nest on the mountain where we can see the ocean.”

“I had not realized it was so far. Has Ian been there?”

“Sure.”

“On foot?”

“It is quite a journey, even with the running spell. When we go there, we camp overnight.”

“I had not realized Ian was that athletic.”

“The longer we are here, the easier it gets. Uncle Ian says your house is like a fountain of youth.”

Nomik sighed. “I suppose it is.”

“He says I better be careful, or I might become a baby.”

Nomik shook his head. “It does not work that way. You will get older. In the worst case, you would stop at my age. My apparent age.”

“Mr. Motchk, do you feel as young as you look?”

“Physically? Absolutely. Mentally, emotionally, perhaps spiritually, I feel the way Peregrine Arnold looks.”

“A thousand years old?”

“Not yet. But someday I will know how that feels.”

“Does that make you unhappy?”

Nomik picked up a scrying stone and looked into it. He saw a sunlit forest. “A thousand years might not be so bad.”

“But not forever.”

Nomik put the stone down. Light from scrying stones paired to stones in daylight had a natural coloration. He looked into Denny’s eyes. Nomik realized he had not noticed their exact color before. He might make a correction to a portrait. “Forever would be bad. Will be bad, if I cannot find a way around it.”

“I understand.”

“No, Denny, you do not. No one does.”

“I do.” Denny was adamant. “You remember the day you showed me how to change the flow of time around a watch?”

Nomik chuckled. “When you changed your hairstyle.”

“Yeah. Not long after that, Uncle Ian said the word ‘forever’ to me. For the first time in my life, I understood it.”

“Is that right?”

Denny nodded.

“Peregrine would say you can feel the difference between a million and a billion years.”

“I can. Sort of, at least. I want to understand it better.”

“No doubt you will someday.” Nomik said it, but they both knew he doubted.

“Uncle Ian cannot teach me things like that.”

“But think of all he has taught you—and can teach. I have lived a century in this place, yet I know it less than either of you. My focus is on time, but a world exists in time and space.” Nomik waved a hand over the map spread on the floor. “Ian is the sort of mentor who will show you that space. Drag you all over it, really. Especially, I suppose, now that he is living in this fountain of youth.”

“You know, it is funny about Uncle Ian.”

“What?”

“He will run a hundred miles with me but still complain of my room being such a long walk from his.”

“Oh, yes.” Nomik stepped back, turned and put his hands on a wall. “I should have shown this to you sooner. Not sure why I did not.” He moved his hands and spoke a spell. The entire wall shifted just a bit. An archway appeared. Through it, Denny could see Ian’s bedroom.

“What did you do?”

“Took away an illusion. These rooms are joined. The Grandfather had an apprentice who slept in Ian’s room. When Cory came to live with me, we had a servant housed there—the one before Miguel moved in. Cory needed privacy, so I cast a spell to hide the archway.”

“You mean Uncle Ian could have walked through that wall at any time?”

“No. The spell is more than plain illusion. You did not hear him, did you? It stops light and sound and smell, and if Ian had tried to walk through it, it would have hurt.”

Denny stepped into Ian’s room and back again. “Can you show me how to do that?”

“Certainly. Easier than scrying stones.”

In a short time, Denny was able to hide the archway. He learned the reason the whole wall changed was because it was simpler to do an entire wall than to try to exactly match existing color and texture. With the spell in place, both his room and Ian’s were centimeters narrower. He slapped his hand in the center of the absent archway. “That is really convincing.”

Nomik cast a spell and hid the other doorways too, blocking passage to the bedroom and the balcony. The room around them became a closed box.

“Oh, that is creepy.”

“How so? It is still your sitting room.”

“I do not like it.” Denny paced a frantic circle. “No matter how nice, it is bad being in a place where you feel you cannot get out.”

“Tell me about it. I have trapped you in a box and myself in an eternity. But I can show you how to escape your trap.”

The spell restoring the archway was even easier, since it was only a spell to dispel existing magic. Denny had worried it might affect the scrying stones, but Nomik showed him how to control the spell’s direction. “Anyway, it would not affect the stones. Theirs is a different kind of magic.”

“Is there a spell to stop a scrying stone?”

“No need. A scratch will do it.”

“Oh, yeah. I forgot.”

“Show me what you learned. Restore the other doors.”

Denny cast spells toward the balcony and his bedroom, revealing each passageway. When the bedroom door reappeared, they heard a dull thud. A gecko came skittering out of the room. “Did we scare you, little guy?”

“Think how pleased Ian will be when he returns.”

“Yeah. He will be.” But after Nomik left and Denny was alone, he cast the spell to hide the arch again. He had grown used to independence and was not sure he wanted Uncle Ian that close all the time.

Denny carried the gecko into his bedroom and flopped down on the bed. He looked up and saw a rectangular hole in the ceiling. “Whoa!” He looked down at the gecko on his bedspread. “So that’s what disturbed you.” Denny considered where he had stood when he dispelled Nomik’s conjuration to hide the bedroom door. The angle was correct. “I killed two illusions with one blow.”

He looked back up. A pipe crossed the center of the opening. It ended in brackets on either side. “A chin-up bar. Did Cory put that there?” Uncle Ian had often remarked on Denny’s inability to run beneath a stout branch without executing a chin-up. Denny was not sure why it always felt so good, but it did. He stood on the bed. The ceiling was high. He had to jump to catch the sturdy bar. He did a chin-up, poking his head into darkness above the ceiling, and dropped back down. It occurred to him that Cory might have hidden more exercise equipment, but experimental dispelling spells revealed no other illusions in the room.

Denny lay down on the bed. He cast a spell to hide the bar, restoring the false ceiling. Then he revealed the hole again and hid it, for practice. He was suddenly aware of the magical energy expended in his lesson. A nap, considering his location, seemed the reasonable thing to do. The gecko took to the wall, and then the ceiling and was soon hanging comfortably from the illusion above the sleeping wizard.


It had taken days for Nomik to find the time to touch up Denny’s eyes. He stepped back to evaluate the effect. The accurate color worked better with the rest of the portrait. He thought, even an impressionist must tip his hat to good suggestions from reality.

Nomik put down the palette and took off his smock. He smoothed his clothing before opening the door and entering the courtyard. The place was bustling with youth. Grand as it is to have you children here, I miss the old formalities.

Nomik understood his youthful appearance contributed to the relaxed air of community. Were the Grandfather still alive, he would undoubtedly inspire more respect. Nomik, on the other hand, was treated almost as a contemporary despite his being as old today as the Grandfather ever got to be. Young men might pat him on the shoulder, and the women would come close, with smiles, nods, even going so far as to provocatively bump against him.

For thousands of years, any woman of European ancestry wearing so little cloth in public could be arrested.

Nomik examined a gathering of Panza cousins and their friends. One young woman was at that age of peak ripeness, and Nomik was a man with a sensitivity to the overripe. Her figure could make a fellow gasp. She wore nothing that might conceal it. Is she aware that what she thinks of as short pants was originally seamless underwear?

Nomik looked her up and down. Nails on both fingers and toes were painted in glittering colors. She had piercings and tattoos. In my youth, my original youth, only a dockside prostitute would have looked like that. If I mentioned the fact today, you would all think me the wicked one.

She wore rings on every finger, bracelets, and a pendant on a gold chain around her neck. Coupled with the piercings, a walking jewelry store. With that face and figure, unadorned and modestly dressed, you would be a thousand times more . . .

Nomik’s thought was stopped short by a flash reflected from the stone in the pendant. It was round but had a single facet. He drew close. The young folk smiled and nodded.

“Good afternoon, Mr. Motchk.”

“That is a lovely necklace you have there.”

“Do you like it?” Nudges, winks and titters went through the gathering. Nomik Motchk was, despite his reputed age, a handsome young man with a reputation for ignoring the ladies. Of course, it would be Conchita who drew his attention. The other young wizard had already noticed her. She had such beautiful tattoos.

“May I see the stone?”

“You may.” Conchita did not take it off. Instead, she stepped so close to Nomik he could feel her breath on his face. Looking down, he could admire the stone between her breasts, which might as well be bare for all her T-shirt did to conceal them.

The stone was black—a peculiarly deep blackness.

“Where did you buy that?”

“It was a gift. A rare black pearl.”

“The blackest. Who would be so generous?”

“Your apprentice.”

“My apprentice? Do you mean Denny Broome?”

When Conchita nodded, her dangling earrings tinkled.

“How generous of him. Did he tell you anything about this pearl?”

“He said it is good luck. He said I should keep it with me every moment of every day and night.”

“I am sure he did. Nothing more?”

When Conchita shook her head, her earrings tinkled even louder.

“You must excuse me.” Nomik left abruptly, almost running to the iron stairs and up to the balcony. The young people followed his progress with their eyes. They watched him knock on the door closest to the hacienda wall. The older wizard, older looking anyway, came out. Nomik brought him to the railing. The two looked down. The young people stopped staring but took turns glancing up from time to time, with one explaining to the others what was going on.

“He’s pointing this way. They’re talking. They seem upset. They’re casting spells.”

Almost everyone looked up for this. Despite living among wizards, it was rare to see a spell cast. The wizards’ eyes grew large and dark. They spoke again and then disappeared into Ian Urquhart’s bedroom.

“What was that about?”

“No idea,” said Conchita.

In his bedroom, Denny Broome was tying scrying stones together. The gold wire was soft enough to prevent scratching. By pressing many small stones against the big one in the middle, he hoped to reduce his burden in the field. He would carry only the stone paired to the large, central stone. Using the seeing spell, he should be able to look into that one stone and beyond it into whichever of the others he wanted to examine. Mr. Motchk and Uncle Ian were going to be impressed when he revealed this innovation.

But then the wall beside him vanished, and Mr. Motchk and Uncle Ian were right there. Denny yelped.

“Laddie, why did you never tell me about this hidden arch?”

Denny’s mouth hung open. “The arch? I—well—I was going to.”

“When?”

“I do not know. I was going to surprise you.” Denny looked into his mentor’s face and then to Mr. Motchk. “Am I in trouble?”

“Never mind the arch,” said Nomik. His tone was as dark as his expression. He picked up and examined Denny’s new scrying project. “Ian, get to the point.”

“Denny,” asked Ian, “did you give a necklace to one of the local girls?”

Denny’s face turned red so quickly Nomik almost laughed. Ian had promised the boy would speak the truth, but words proved unnecessary. Nomik growled. “Show us the other stone.”

Denny trembled as he rose and went into his bedroom. His accusers followed. As he reached under his bed, his mind was racing but only in circles, seeking an exit that was not there. He pulled out a box and placed it on the bedspread.

“Open it.”

Denny looked between the wizards, hoping for any indication of receptiveness to pleas. Their eyes were large and dark, the effect of seeing spells. There seemed no point in begging. “We have to turn the light off.”

“So she will not know,” said Nomik.

Denny nodded sheepishly.

Ian flipped the switch and closed the bedroom door. In darkness, Denny lifted the lid. The stone inside was large. It glowed with the sunlight of the courtyard. Nomik and Ian found themselves looking down onto the curves of a young woman’s tight T-shirt, every thread revealed to their magically enhanced vision.”

“Give it here,” said Nomik.

Denny complied. Then he heard the scratch. Mr. Motchk must have a pocket knife. The stone went dark. Ian turned on the light. He and Nomik both blinked against the glare although the magic was fading from their eyes.

“She does not know what she wears,” said Nomik.

Denny shook his head.

“You told her to keep it with her always, for good luck.”

Denny nodded. Ian’s frown deepened. Nomik glowered.

“Does she wear it to bed and in the bath. Or does she rest it on her dresser? Keep it hanging on a hook, perhaps.”

“Most of the time, she has it in her jewelry box.”

“Her good luck charm?” Nomik sounded disbelieving.

“It turns out she is not superstitious.” Denny could not keep the disappointment from his voice, a fact Nomik found infuriating.

“Laddie, you know better.” Uncle Ian’s tone accused.

“Has he done this kind of thing before?”

Ian nodded.

“With scrying stones?”

“No. You taught him that. The first time was one of my lessons. He put his eyes into a neighbor’s cat.”

Nomik stared at Denny in a way that made him feel extremely small, but he wanted to be smaller. Preferably microscopic.

“This is how you use the arts we teach, your gifts—your ‘genius,’ as Ian calls it—thinking up new ways to violate the innocence of women? When I think of that poor girl . . .”

“I never saw anything. Mostly her other jewelry. Nothing I can’t see any day.”

Ian winced.

“Nothing you can’t see,” said Nomik.

Denny heard his reflected contraction.

“I will tell you what you cannot see, laddie.” Nomik imitated Ian’s accent with disturbing accuracy, tinged with sarcasm. “You cannot see me.” And with that, Nomik vanished.

“What happened? How did he do that?”

Ian sighed. “A wizard like Nomik? Who knows? A time spell? A super running spell? Teleportation? Invisibility? Some skill neither of us has ever heard of and perhaps now never will? Difficult to say.”


“Exsomem, memorandum. Denny Broome is not an idiot. He is much worse. I will teach him nothing now. If he knew any more, I would have killed him already.” Then Nomik recounted for the memo the entire incident of the scrying pendant in richly painful detail.

Downstairs in the studio, new paint was drying. Denny Broome’s eyes had been redone again, this time in burning red. Nomik had intended to rework the entire image, but once the eyes were changed, nothing more was needed. One could guess what the monster might be leering at. It worked so well that it had made Nomik laugh.

9 — The Boy in the Ceiling

The knock at the door was varied: slow, fast, slow, and then a series of irregular taps. Nomik smiled and shook his head. Years earlier, he had demonstrated the effects time magic could have on rhythmic sounds. Ever since, Miguel had knocked this way in imitation. “Come in.”

Miguel entered cautiously, a practice that had saved his life on more than one occasion, but nothing dangerous was going on today. Nomik closed the memorandum on his computer, one in which he reminded himself of a painful incident from the period of his childhood disability. “What can I do for you, my welcome distraction?”

In the past, Nomik had let his servants stand or lean, but once he acknowledged Miguel’s father as a friend, he installed a chair in his study so the visitor might sit. Miguel took advantage of it. “Nomik, you have disappeared.”

Nomik feigned surprise. He examined his hands, patted his knees and touched his fingers to his face. “Am I not present?”

“Your absence has been noted in the house.”

“Nonsense. I had a long chat with your wife in the kitchen after breakfast.”

“Which she appreciated. She’s missed you. We wondered why we’d seen so little of you. Today, Ian explained the situation.”

“Ah.” Nomik examined his hands again, this time more critically. “Did Ian tell you the cause?”

“He said Denny disappointed you. He gave no details.”

“Ian is more thoughtful than Denny deserves.”

“Do you want me to send them away?”

Nomik hesitated. What did he want? “That wretched boy out of the house should be the obvious choice.”

“So yes, then. Good enough. They’re gone.”

“No!” Nomik had said it. Now he had to explain it to himself. “Your children. The extended family. Everyone loves them. The conflict is between Denny and me. I have adequate ways of avoiding Denny and Ian.”

“In your own home? How does that work?”

Nomik muttered, waved his hands, and vanished.

“Are you still here?”

“I am.”

Miguel looked around the room. “Where?”

“Right in front of you.” Nomik reappeared. “You know how lenses work, how light bends where various materials modify its velocity?”

“I think so.”

“Perhaps not. Light is more complex than in basic textbook explanations. Quantum electrodynamics is involved. Photons prefer the path of least time. I use time magic to make a sort of lens. Light behind flows around and emerges as if passing through me.”

“Invisibility? I’ll never feel alone again.”

“Less funny than you know. You might spot me by dim patches at the back of the head since light must reach my eyes if I am to see. I have magic to suppress sound as well.”

“You’ve been skulking around your own home. That’s no way to live.”

“I decide how I live. It is not skulking. But I will try to make the effort to be apparent to your wife.”

“Thank you. I’d appreciate it if you’d call that a promise. Wouldn’t want the wife to worry in the bath.”

“Nor would I. A promise it is.”

“It isn’t just her. The children miss you.”

“With minor difficulty, I could direct the effects so only Denny and Ian do not perceive me.”

“Why such effort to accommodate unwanted guests?”

“I have explained myself adequately. The situation stands.”

“All right.” Miguel rose. “I still don’t get it, but as you say, you decide for yourself.”

“I do.” But after Miguel left, Nomik entered a memorandum in which he admitted not fully understanding his own choice. He did a lot of that these days.

At the meal that evening, Denny and Uncle Ian shared the table with a man who was not there. It was odd the first night, but everyone got used to it in time.


A time wizard is constantly aware of the location of the sun but does not align his workday to it. How could he when he might pass an hour in a single minute or stretch a second across a day? So, it was not unusual that Nomik Motchk was dreaming while the sun was high. He carried a candle down a narrow spiral staircase. He heard a boy’s laughter behind him. And music. An accordion? It was a dream he had dreamt a thousand times before. He recognized it, but when he woke, he did not recall the candle, or the boy, or the spiral stair. It was the recurring dream of his lifetime, yet he was unaware that he had a recurring dream.

What woke him? Music? Nomik rose and pulled on a robe. He followed sounds. Definitely instruments but other things as well. Children’s voices. And animals? Denny would be involved. Nomik became undetectable.

The door to the music room was closed. He cast a time spell that made him so quick he could open and shut it again before anybody noticed. The trick was the gentle tug at the end. The closing door would make no sound, particularly difficult since he was moving so fast he would be well away from the door before any error could reach his ears.

Nomik chose his spot in the room and then released the time spell, although maintaining complete invisibility. Music returned. The room was a menagerie. He shook his head to confirm for himself that he no longer dreamed.

Chirps of birds and frogs, barks and growls of mammals were charmingly controlled, pleasant and tuneful. The use of insects to provide a harmonic drone was particularly successful. In the long debate between judging art solely on its merits or filtering perception through knowledge of personal characteristics of the artist, Nomik always sided with the art. Just because this was Denny’s work was no reason for Nomik to deny himself the pleasure.

Nomik looked inside an unfamiliar jar. From time to time, a fish would rise above the water at the bottom and contribute a fascinating bloop. The children used their own skills unmodified by magic, a good idea as it enhanced their pleasure in showing off for listening parents what they had learned. Guillermo and Amorita were all right for their ages, but Bartolomé’s piano work was surprisingly fine. His mother was all smiles.

Even Ian was performing. Nomik anticipated bagpipes, but the Scottish wizard held a fiddle. Nomik looked longingly at a guitar. He could pick it up and play. With magic, he would control who heard his contribution, but that might prove disruptive. The sad hostility of such an act disturbed him. He slipped out again. Let them enjoy themselves.

Nomik came back hours later, after the music stopped, expecting an opportunity to disapprove of damage, but the music room was spotless. Either they had done a splendid job of cleaning up, or Denny’s control of animals was absolute. Could his spells control a man? Or a woman? Nomik recalled the practices of his old business partner, Ruby, and shuddered.


The concert had made Denny happy, mostly because it made the kids happy. He loved doing that. Uncle Ian had a good time too. Denny hoped word would get back to Nomik. Maybe he had even heard the performance from a distance.

Denny was about to open his door when he detected a sound. He turned to look. The great hall was empty. Across the hall, on the second level, the music room was visible above the partial wall. He thought he saw some sort of shimmer. Denny cast the seeing spell, but it revealed nothing unexpected. He gave up the search and went into his room.

The wall between Denny’s room and Uncle Ian’s had been restored. Ian had allowed this as an indicator that he, at least, still trusted his apprentice. The magic of the wall stood up against the magic of the enhanced seeing, which was really nothing more than improved attention to individual photons. Denny did not see Ian’s room.

Denny had not swept enhanced vision across the map of scrying stones before. It was kind of fun. Not much action yet, but the sun was getting lower, and soon more animals would be moving about.

He went into his bedroom. He had a trick he particularly enjoyed. He would jump onto his bed while casting the spell to remove the illusory ceiling. It would vanish just in time for him to grab Cory’s chin-up bar. If his timing was off, he might bump his hands, but that only added to the sense of accomplishment when it worked.

This time, his timing was perfect. It always was after music. He stopped his chin-up at the top and held it. He had never had his head up in the ceiling with the enhanced vision spell before. What was he seeing in the distance? A box?

Denny dropped down and hung. He looked up and considered the opening. It was bigger than it needed to be to allow room for exercise. Was it possible this was not a chin-up bar at all?

Denny swung his legs. In the first two attempts, he did not make it, but on the third he got one foot onto framing around the hole, which let him pull up the other. He hung upside-down. He was looking with enhanced vision at the gecko, who was right-side up now. The gecko blinked. Denny laughed so hard he almost lost his grip. Then, through some squirming, he got himself up into the space above the ceiling.

It was dim, but with the seeing spell, not too bad. He had enough room to crawl toward the suspected box. Spider webs clung to the young man’s face. Denny cast a minor wind spell, one he used sometimes while tracking animals, one he had never cast before indoors. In the confined gap above the ceiling, air was concentrated. Denny found himself choking in a cloud of disturbed past. He crawled back to the opening to breathe and cough. His bedspread was graying with accumulating dust. “Good thing Mom is not here.”

Denny hung his head into his room while waiting for debris to settle, amusing himself with close examination of the lizard in its inverted habitat, considering gecko characteristics that might become a spell. New viewpoints suggest new possibilities. At last, Denny returned to the space above the ceiling and crawled forward, this time unhindered by webs. A gap opened above his head. That was not a box at all. It was the bottom step in a staircase spiraling into darkness. “Whoa!”

Denny considered going back to get Uncle Ian—for about a half a second—and then he started up the steps. The ceiling passage formed a light trap effective against even the seeing spell. He realized he would be climbing blind and decided against that. What to do for lights?

A minute later, Denny was back at the base of the spiral stairs but now carrying two large scrying stones. Their mates were outdoors absorbing and transmitting sunshine, making them perfect lamps in here. He placed a stone on the bottom step and carried the other as he climbed.

Was this a second tower? How had they not seen it from outside? Magic must be hiding it, as the entrance had been hidden. This staircase was different from the one to Mr. Motchk’s study, not so big or open, wrapping around a central core of stone. The higher he climbed the tightening spiral, the narrower and steeper the steps, and the closer the stone walls. Denny feared he might run out of room for his shoulders. Then his head hit the ceiling.

He rested the scrying stone on a step in front of him, reached overhead and pushed against the wood, a tricky maneuver in confined space. The barrier moved only a little. No handle, latch or hasp was visible. Denny spoke an unlocking spell, an ancient conjuration in the language of another continent. Wood swung away. He climbed through a circular opening in the floor of the room above.

The seeing spell was wearing off. Denny held the scrying stone high, his only source of light. The magic breeze had not gotten by the trapdoor, so dust lay thick here. He reached tentatively forward. Yes, there were cobwebs. Rather than choke himself again with wind, he relied on waving fingers to keep them from his face.

The room was smaller than Mr. Motchk’s study. Where there should have been windows, there were framed black panels. Denny tapped one. It sounded like glass, but no light passed through. It was cold to the touch.

He glanced into the scrying stone—the mountain with an eagles’ nest and the ocean in the distance. The sun was low but not yet set. Why were this tower’s windows dark? He considered time magic possibly shifting the tower into night, but not even moon or stars were visible.

The ceiling was probably no higher than in Mr. Motchk’s study, but in this narrow space, the shelves and dark windows seemed taller. Some shelves were empty. Others held fascinating objects, although none of them gave off light. Here was a wooden toy: a tiny cart. Denny reached for it but then recalled a warning about touching things in a wizard’s study.

Was this a wizard’s study? Denny looked into the middle of the room. There was a desk and chair but no computer. There was a candle on the desk. Denny saw no electric lights or switches. Could this room have been built and perhaps closed before electricity caught on? Besides desk and chair and shelves, the room held an old wooden chest and a cabinet. The lid on the chest was locked. Denny cast his unlocking spell. Hinges squeaked as the lid swung open. The chest was full of bones.

Denny was used to bones. Nature has no cemeteries. Thanks to predators and scavengers, bones are often found in scatters or heaps. And Denny’s favorite high school class had been biology. He had seen the inside of an animal. It did not shock him. To live with nature was to live with life and death. And he had seen a human skeleton, although not a real one. The one in his classroom had been plastic with the logo of the manufacturer molded onto a femur.

These bones were real. These bones were human. The disturbing thing about them was how they were arranged, which was not at all. It was like a toy box where a child had put his toys away just all tossed in. Denny closed the lid. The gesture made him feel as if something should be said. Were the bones inside a complete skeleton? Or perhaps more than one person? “Lord have mercy on these bones.”

Denny turned his attention to the desk. Dust here was thinner, as if the surface might have been swept in the previous decade. He opened the middle drawer. It held pencils, pens, a ruler, a protractor, and a slide rule. Denny had never seen a slide rule before except in videos. They were an early kind of calculator from before there were computers. He pulled it out and looked at it. Maybe he should not have touched it, but it seemed harmless and interesting. He surprised himself by successfully multiplying three times four to get the answer twelve. “Not bad.”

The right-side drawer held paper in a loose stack. The left held candles and a box of matches. Denny used a match and lit the candle on the desk. It was as bright as the light from his scrying stone, and pretty, so he left it burning. No matter where he put the stone, it would cast shadows. The second light added a pleasant flicker to them. And the light from the scrying stone was waning as the sun went down.

Denny rested the stone on top of the cabinet, just above his head. This put the front of the cabinet in shadow as he stood before it, his body blocking light from the candle, but he could see the handles well enough to grab them and swing the thin doors open. He stepped aside to let in candlelight. Inside were shelves and on them stacks of notebooks with a spiral binding. They looked newer than anything else in the room. How old was spiral binding, anyway? Denny did not know. Perhaps the reason they looked new was the lack of dust. The cabinet must have protected them.

He pulled out a notebook and opened it, holding it up into light from the scrying stone. The first page had a name and date. The notebook was more than ten years old. The name was Cory Lariston.

Denny glanced at the chest full of bones. No, that idea was crazy. Denny’s father had investigated the Lariston murder. The body was held in the morgue. There would have been a funeral. Denny still had no idea who was in the chest.

He looked back to the notebook. He turned the page and shuddered at what he found. He turned another and another. He flipped to the middle, which was just as bad. He closed the notebook, set it aside and picked up the next one. And then the next. He tried one at random from another stack on another shelf. All the same. All terrifying.

Denny put the notebook back. He wanted to close the cabinet doors but could not do it, his eyes held in dreadful fascination. He retreated to look the cabinet up and down. Four shelves, and on each shelf three stacks, and in each stack what? Ten notebooks? And in each notebook the same thing. Denny’s eyes grew wide in horror. On every page in every notebook on every shelf—mathematics!

Denny felt sick. He rested a hand on the desk and sat in the chair. Old wood squeaked. He stared into the candle flame, breathing deeply until he felt better. All right. All right. 

He stood back up. He took the first notebook from the cabinet again, closed the doors and took down the scrying stone. He blew out the candle. The sun was down. The scrying stone was dim and would grow dimmer.

By the time he reached the base of the stairs, the stone he had left there was almost black, as was the one in his hand. He crawled back to his bedroom, dropped onto the bed and flipped on a light. He went into the sitting room. His tablet was on the desk. He made a call. A woman’s face appeared.

“Carol.” Denny held up the notebook and opened it to a middle page.

“Closer,” said his sister.

He moved the notebook closer to the tablet camera. Carol screwed up her face as she examined the image on her screen. “Little brother, it looks like you need help.”

“No kidding.”

“You will have to send me pictures.”

“I will. Lots and lots of pictures.”

“How many?”

The cover of the notebook was facing Denny. It mentioned its own dimensions and then said seventy sheets. Denny considered for a moment. “Around eight thousand.” He was amazed when he realized he had done the calculation in his head.


“Uncle Ian, tell me about Cory Lariston.”

Ian stretched. They had been waiting almost an hour above a jaguarundi den. “Those who would see nature in the wild require patience.”

“You will not tell me?”

“We are waiting for our cats. I have already told you plenty of things about Cory.”

“Tell me how he died.”

“Ruby killed him.”

“How, exactly?”

“The grim details?”

“Nature is red in tooth and claw. You will not shock me.”

“Why the sudden interest?”

“I sleep in his old bed.”

“And you lack adequate nightmares?”

“Was his death a nightmare?”

Ian shifted to ease the pressure on a leg. “It was for me.”

“Sorry, Uncle Ian. Never mind.”

“Ruby teleported his brains out of his head. She dropped them on his carpet.”

“Whoa!”

“Auggie Kalonimos felt your father was fortunate to be able to investigate a brand-new kind of murder.”

“Why did she do it that way?”

“She was inside his head when she decided to kill him.”

“Inside?”

“A strange spell she used to understand people by exploring them in analogy. She moved her awareness into another person’s brain, seeing it as a house.”

“A house?”

“Cory was a mansion of madness by the time Ruby found him. Too dangerous to live, she felt.” Ian’s voice, already a whisper, became nearly inaudible. “She was right.”

“What happened to Cory to make him mad?”

Ian leaned forward, holding a hand for silence. He stayed that way for quite some time but then leaned back again. “Sorry. False alarm. You would think her kittens would have her up by now.”

“Yeah.” Denny moved a twig to improve his view of the den. “Cory?”

“It happened in stages. He was always a challenging apprentice even before he killed those men.”

Denny almost lost his balance and had to grip the tree trunk. “What men? How many?”

“Three. Have I not told you?”

Denny shook his head.

“While I was napping, he used a reflection spell to steal my appearance and went into a pub. One thing led to another, and he found himself in an alley fending off three men who believed he, that is I, deserved a beating. Being young and inexperienced, Cory panicked. He combined magical speed and strength spells, took a knife away from an assailant and used it to cut their throats.”

“How old was he?”

“Ten.”

“Ten!”

“Hush!” Uncle Ian pointed downward. “The cats.”

“Sorry. But ten? Killed three men at the age of ten.”

“He was never the same after that. The burden of his crimes weighed upon his mind.”

“And that is what made him crazy.”

Uncle Ian shook his head. “Many years later, the Eighth Doll pushed him over the edge.”

“How?”

“Nomik said it was what she showed Cory when he went to murder her.”

“Murder again? Oh, right. Nomik trying to escape from forever. What did the Eighth Doll show Cory?”

“Everything. Literally. The entire universe at once.”

Denny nodded. “I suppose that might do it.”

“But I think the fact he had been sent to kill her was a part of it. Just because one has killed before does not mean one is prepared to kill again. It takes practice to become a predator. Speaking of which, here come those kittens. Oh, they are adorable.”

10 — Genius

In late November, Denny Broome and Ian Urquhart returned to the United States. Nomik breathed a sigh of relief. But too soon—the next week they were back. They left in mid-December but returned again in January. The same thing happened in March. “He is treating this place as if it was his college. Are you billing him for room and board?”

“Do I bill you?” asked Miguel.

Nomik scowled. “I am serious. With the energy he and Ian expend running around outside, they eat like a team of oxen. It must be costing you.”

“Costing my father, and you know how he feels about supporting education.”

Nomik glanced toward the computer on his desk. Miguel knew this to be a habit Nomik had of late when thinking of the past. “And your mother. Jinasu feels guilty because of her part in what happened to Cory Lariston. She must see this as a kindness to poor old Ian.”

Miguel nodded. “I think she does. But I’ve told you, I’ll send them home the day you say so.”

“And make me the villain in the tale? I have had enough of that. If they are no burden to you, do nothing on my account.”

“Then I’ll send them home myself. I tire of their shenanigans.”

“No. Let them stay.”

“But why?”

“Perhaps a kindness to your whole family, your mother included. You think me capable of kindness, do you not?”

“Of course. A good enough explanation. Promise me one thing though.”

“What?”

“Promise me that when you figure out the real reason you’re letting them stay, you’ll tell me.”

Nomik huffed. “As soon as I know.”


Nomik went to the reservoir. It was a pleasant place, nothing terribly special, a private reserve of water at the base of a cliff. Yes, there were fish, but surely the rest of the world held fish of equal or greater fascination.

Nomik went to the mountains. He saw eagles but did not find their nests. He imagined there would be many animals in the woods, but he lacked the skill to locate them.

Nomik followed Ian. Although Nomik was undetectable, this did not feel like spying. The men were, after all, in open air where anyone was free to walk. But following Ian was infuriating. The Scottish wizard would run like a madman in a zigzag. Then he would stop and stand for minutes at a time, staring into the middle distance at nothing at all and then suddenly take off running again. Nomik supposed the key to finding animals was to think like one. Ian had managed to bring his thoughts down to that level. And where the hell was Denny all this time?

Nomik stood outside Denny’s door. He knew he had all the skills necessary to open it unnoticed. Was there some slight chance Denny would detect him—catch him doing the sort of spying of which he had accused the boy? What a humiliation that would be. But no, Nomik was sure he could remain undetected. The reason he did not go into people’s rooms uninvited was because he was better than that.

And why should he go in, anyway. Nomik had no interest in Denny Broome.


Giggles? In a house full of children, Nomik heard giggles often. What was it that made these different? He came out of his bedroom and looked down the corridor toward the great hall. Something moved rapidly across the opening. It was on the ceiling. It giggled.

Nomik became invisible and went onto the balcony. The ceiling of the hall was covered with children—Miguel’s, their cousins, and their friends. Bare feet and palms of hands were sticky enough to keep them from falling, yet they could peel away a palm or foot, shift and reattach, and repeat the process on another limb so quickly that they skittered with alarming speed.

Below them, Denny stood in the center of the room, clutching a gecko in each hand. The lizards hung limply, apparently deceased. Denny waved them over his head, keeping up a constant chant. Beside him parents craned their necks to watch their children.

Was the boy insane? And how could parents be so irresponsible? Any interruption of Denny’s spell might plunge those children to their deaths. Or worse, to incapacitating injury, a state Nomik had experienced in youth. Nomik cast the running spell and a time spell to allow him even faster movement. A moment later he was standing beside Denny. He would stay completely invisible so as not to startle Ian’s idiot apprentice by causing a stir among the parental crowd. Where was Ian, anyway?

“Hurry, Bartolomé.” Ian emerged from the dining room, a cup of coffee in his hand, shouting encouragement toward the ceiling. “Your sister is going to get away.”

Nomik looked back up and realized the children were playing an inverted game of tag. Bartolomé was chasing Amorita, whose long hair waved in the space below her. Nomik waited, braced for action. In an emergency, he might need to catch an entire herd of falling babes. If only magic had a flying spell or anything to counter gravity.

“OK,” shouted Miguel. “That’s enough. Everybody back to the chimney.”

The air above him filled with complaint. “Not yet.” “Just a little longer.” “I’ve almost caught her.” “We’re having fun.”

“Down! Now! Or I’ll make Denny drop you.”

Denny continued chanting and waving of limp geckos. The children, still protesting, made their way across the ceiling, crawled down the chimney and around the fireplace to the floor. All except one who ran circles on the ceiling.

“Diego, come down now,” called Diego’s mother.

“I’m having too much fun.”

“Denny, make my boy come down.”

Denny stopped his chanting. Horrified, Nomik rushed to the spot below Diego and held out his arms to catch the child, but Diego did not fall.

“I can’t move,” called Diego.

“No,” said Denny. “So long as I do not chant, your hands and feet are stuck. Will you come to the chimney, or shall I leave you there while everyone else has ice cream?”

Diego looked wildly around. The other children were already pouring into the dining room. “I’ll come, Denny. Let me move again. Please.”

Denny resumed his chanting. Nomik realized the spell was safer than it looked. The default state was not to fall but to be held in place. He was glad he had remained invisible to everyone, so none had witnessed his unnecessary panic.

When the last child was down, Denny shook the lizards in his hands. The pair stiffened and then appeared to return to life. Magic had extracted abilities to transfer to children. Once no longer needed, Denny placed the geckos on the mantle. They climbed the chimney to the ceiling as if intending to inspect their recently violated domain.

Nomik modified his invisibility so only Denny and Ian did not see him. He joined the children for ice cream, although he stopped after a single bite. Guillermo asked Nomik if he had seen everyone when they were being geckos. Nomik said he had and asked what it was like. As the child provided an answer full of enthusiastic detail, Nomik looked up. Denny could not see him, but the young master of animal magic could tell what was going on by Guillermo’s chatter to an empty chair. Denny nodded respectfully. Then he politely looked away from the man he was not supposed to know was there.


Nomik followed Ian to the reservoir. Ian stopped on a rocky ledge and peered into the pool. Nomik waited undetectably beside him until he could stand it no longer. He made himself visible. He intended to say, “At the very least, blink your eyes,” but before he got as far as blink, a startled Ian spun around, shrieked and fell into the water. Apparently, it was deep here.

Nomik tried to stop himself from laughing. To engage in such impolite, almost cruel behavior, gave Ian something of a social upper hand. But Nomik could not stop himself. His laughter echoed off the rocky cliff above them.

Ian sputtered to the surface. “Sweet Jesus, Nomik. Do not sneak up on a man like that.”

Nomik did what he could to assist as Ian crawled up onto the ledge. The Scottish wizard knelt on all fours and shook himself dry exactly as a dog would, starting at the head and ending with rapid rotation of the rump. It was surprisingly effective, drenching Nomik, who was now convulsed with laughter. He finally managed to say, “Ian, I am truly sorry, although I would have thought it harder to surprise one so skilled in woodsy lore.”

“Predators lack your abilities in magic.” Ian rolled himself to a sitting position. “Just as well, or they would eat us all.” Unlike the wizard who had startled him, Ian was completely dry. His shaking off of droplets had been magically enhanced. Nomik cast a spell of his own. The water on his clothing rose in a puff of vapor. Ian tipped his head in acknowledgment of skill. “Now how did you do that?”

Nomik wafted mist away. “I created a thin sheet of accelerated time just beyond my skin. Moisture evaporated naturally during the hour that passed there.”

“So this is what time magic is used for: a high-speed human clothesline.”

“Yes. Exactly why I studied all those years.”

Both men chuckled, a sound that blended into nature as light breezes splashed reservoir ripples against the rock beneath them. The sun was pleasantly warm.

“Nomik, what brings you out here?”

“I wanted to talk.”

Ian patted stone beside him. Nomik hesitated but then lowered himself, copying Ian’s cross-legged position. “Well, this is odd.”

“What is?” asked Ian.

“I used to sit this way all the time. When I became middle-aged, or more, I gave it up. My body is young again, but I am only now reminded how easy this is.”

“Glad to be of service to you. Would you like me to teach you how to climb a tree?”

“I may take you up on that someday.” Nomik’s glance toward mountains above held honest longing. “Ian, what is Denny doing here?”

Ian looked around them. “Where?”

“I mean here in Mexico. In my house.”

“Miguel told us you wanted him to stay.”

“I did not want him to go. That is different from wanting him to stay.”

“You must forgive us for not picking up that subtle distinction.”

“So, if I say he is free to leave, he will?”

“No.”

“Why not? What does he hope to gain here? Are our fish that fascinating? Have you suggested to him the wonders of African wildlife? Lake Chad is marvelous.”

“When were you last there?”

“Middle of the previous century? Maybe earlier”

“Thought so. Humans have wrecked the place.”

“Really? Too bad. Still, Africa is huge. Must be other places fascinating for animal magicians.”

“Denny wants to be a time wizard.”

Nomik shook his head in disbelief. “I have had no contact with the two of you in six months. Was this not hint enough that Denny is not my apprentice?”

“He knows that he is not.”

“Then what is he doing here?”

“Mathematics.”

“What mathematics?”

“How would I know? I never touch the stuff. You are the one who gave him that paper.”

Nomik stood, unfolding his legs with surprising ease. “One sheet of formulae?”

“Yes. I guess so. His sister helps him.”

“His sister teaches mathematics with Will Hilsat, who is a great instructor. Denny has spent six months trying to learn a single page of high school algebra with the aid of such a skilled tutor? Ian, that fact alone proves the boy will never be a time wizard. You must tell him.”

Ian stood to meet Nomik eye to eye. “I have.”

“And he will not listen?”

“Not until you say it.”

“You want me to be cruel?”

“I want you to be straightforward. It is what you must be if you want us to go away.”

“Do you want to go?”

“I want what is best for Denny. I am still right. Denny can learn anything. Have you seen the magic he is doing? That thing with geckoes?”

“Yes. Impressive.”

“He came up with that entirely on his own. He designed it once, decided it was too dangerous and redid the whole thing from scratch so the children could not fall.”

“I caught that fact.”

“Despite his limits, Denny is no fool. If you want him to believe a subject is beyond him, you must offer proof.”

“You are the expert on Denny. How do I do that?”

“I have no idea. You are the expert on time magic.”

Nomik nodded. He was the expert, and Denny never would be. But how to prove it to him?


Nomik followed Denny, which proved a surprisingly easy thing to do. The boy started his day at dawn, pacing in the courtyard and great hall. It was a funny sort of pacing. Denny walked to the fireplace and stood for quite some time, looking up and down and all around. Then he walked outside and did the same thing by the fountain. Back to the fireplace. Back to the fountain. Always looking. In and out. In and out. Over and over and over.

Nomik stood invisibly on the balcony. He was outside but by a window that let him look in, observing Denny’s entire route in bemusement. What on earth was that boy doing? The punctuated pacing went on so long it gave Nomik time to think. How to prove a negative? How to prove to Denny Broome that he could not learn time magic?

How could Denny not already know? His only attempt in the field had burned off half his hair. He had shaved his head and still maintained the look. How could he pass a mirror and not understand that he would never be a time wizard? Clearly, getting Denny to flub a spell was not the answer. What then? Six months struggle with a single page of basic algebra? Again, apparently no deterrent.

Following another examination of the region of the fireplace, Denny crossed the great hall and then the courtyard to the fountain. This time, rather than examining the fountain, he waved his hands in the air as he chanted. Nomik watched, curious to see what this spell would produce. Denny vanished.

Nomik swept his vision across the court. Where had the boy gone? He turned and looked through the window. There was Denny by the fireplace, his face in an ecstatic grin.

A running spell, thought Nomik. It had to be a newer, faster running spell. Nomik was sure of it. There was no other explanation. Well, there was, but no. Impossible! Nomik cast a time spell. This one increased his own perception of events. If Denny ran again, no matter how fast, Nomik would see every step.

And Denny was casting again. With the time spell in place, Nomik had opportunity to observe each gesture. He recognized a pattern in them. It could not be. Absolutely not! Yet when Denny reached the final stroke, as his fingers curled upward, Nomik knew exactly what would happen. Nomik spun and saw the instant Denny arrived at the fountain. No steps were taken. It was teleportation, plain and simple. Only a master of spacetime could cast that spell.

In another instant, Nomik was at Denny’s side. Denny was bound at wrists and ankles, seated on the bench beside the fountain, his mouth stuffed with leaves held tightly in place by vines, the only materials at hand. Nomik loomed over him, peering into his face.

“You are an idiot. Just because you are a genius, that does not mean you are not an idiot. And Will Hilsat? Did he work with Orrin Viderlick? That would at least make some sense, but where is the controller? The breathing apparatus? The dog-man Grover Hughlings’ controlling aromas have to reach you somehow. Is it miniaturization? Of course, it would be. Just the kind of thing Viderlick would do to amuse himself in an idle decade. Were those nanobots involved?”

Denny was baffled. None of this made sense. He did not remember sitting down or being tied up. What was in his mouth? It tasted awful. Bitter and dirty and maybe poisonous. He tried to spit it out but was unable.

Then Nomik stuck his fingers deeply into Denny’s nostrils. “Your controller has to be here somewhere.”

Denny tried to shout, but vegetation muffled him almost into silence. Denny had a bad habit of picking his nose. As a child, he had been spoken to on the subject often. As an adult, he restricted such activity to moments of total privacy, and even then he felt embarrassment. To be sitting in a public place with another man’s fingers up his nostrils, even if no one else was looking, was humiliating. Not to mention painful. His bindings and the back of the bench prevented escape. Denny could not breathe.

At last, Nomik withdrew his digits and wiped them on Denny’s shirt. “Nothing. You cannot imagine how much I wish I had found a controller. You did this on your own?”

It sounded like a question. Did Mr. Motchk mean the teleportation? Denny nodded yes.

“Then Will Hilsat is deranged. What could have possessed him? Has mathematics finally driven him mad? No, there has to be more to it. He must have a purpose. What is going on?”

Denny was wondering the same thing. His violated sinuses were filling with fluid. Coupled with whatever filled his mouth, Denny was still finding it hard to breathe. He made as much noise as he could, fearing he might suffocate before Nomik realized what was happening. At last, he got the time wizard’s attention.

“You want me to let you talk?”

Denny nodded vigorously.

“On one condition: you only respond to questions. If you start talking on your own, in particular if I hear a single syllable of spell, I will stuff your mouth again before you know it.”

Denny made noises he hoped would be heard as “OK.” His vision was beginning to blur when Nomik finally got the leaves out. Denny gasped deeply, appreciating oxygen. He was not ready to answer questions, but that was all right. Nomik did not seem ready to ask them.

“You!” was all Nomik managed.

Denny blew out through his nose, drippy but necessary.

“Will Hilsat!” said Nomik.

Denny was beginning to breathe more normally.

“Insanely dangerous!” Nomik declared.

Denny looked like he might be able to speak now.

“Even so, how?” That was a question, but not complete enough for Denny to answer. Nomik tried again. “Do you expect me to believe Will Hilsat has abandoned everything he believes?”

Denny hesitated. That was a question. What did Dr. Hilsat believe? What did it have to do with him? “Uh . . . I don’t think so?”

“Then why would he teach you how to teleport?”

“He didn’t. Did not.”

“Do not lie to me, boy.”

“I am not lying”

Nomik stood back from Denny. “In the history of the world, there have been four magic users who could teleport without Orrin Viderlick’s controllers. We made sure of that. Two of those magicians died when you were a child. Do you expect me to believe you were taught to teleport at that time and have kept the secret for a decade?”

“No.”

“We both know I did not teach you. A page of high school arithmetic did not give you this power. That leaves only Will Hilsat.”

“Cory Lariston taught me, but not when I was a child. He has been teaching me here.”

Nomik held a hand to Denny’s mouth, a call for silence. Not wanting to be stuffed with leaves again, Denny waited quietly while Nomik thought. Unexpectedly, the old wizard tipped his head back, aimed his face straight up at the sky and shouted. 

The sound was a marvel. Denny was sure it was the loudest thing he had ever heard, yet he could barely hear it. He knew people in the nearby village, perhaps even in the city beyond, would sense that sound and ignore it because it was not meant for them. The sound was a single word, “Ian.”

Denny found himself struggling with a strange compulsion. He wanted to be Uncle Ian, and he wanted to come to Nomik Motchk’s location despite the fact that he was already there. He was not in the least surprised when he heard the sound of Uncle Ian rushing up the iron staircase. His mentor leapt from the balcony with the power of the jaguar. It was just how Denny would have done it in response to Nomik’s call—faster than opening the gate.

Ian landed like a cat but was a man again. He took in the scene. Nomik, who had dared to use the Spell of Command upon a fellow wizard, scowled over Ian’s bound apprentice. This called for combat, but the decision to take on a time wizard should not be made in ignorance. “What is going on?”

“Cory Lariston,” said Nomik.

Ian was caught off guard. In this situation, the name of an apprentice who had had to be murdered held a horrible implication. “What about him?”

“Alive or dead?”

“What?”

“Is Cory Lariston alive or dead?”

Ian studied his apprentice. What was in the young man’s face as he stared up at Nomik? Worshipful distress? Unhappy awe? It was an expression generally seen only on small children or puppies, probably the effect of his first exposure to a command spell. Ian plucked leaves to wipe Denny’s dripping nose. “Nomik, you were at the funeral.”

“I was. I saw a box.”

Ian turned to Nomik. Was he kidding? “I saw the body.”

“You are certain he was dead?”

Ian sighed. “The morgue was aware, under the circumstances, that they would be holding him for some time. The place was designed by people who dislike aroma. Long-term guests are frozen. He was solid as a rock.”

“I have heard stories of animals that freeze and are then revived. Turtles or frogs, I think it was. Could such animal ability be put to magical use?”

“Nomik, his brains were beside him in a bag. That they had escaped his head without apparent struggle led the medical examiner to perform an extensive autopsy.”

“So definitely dead, then. No possible magical revival?”

“We cannot live forever, and we cannot raise the dead. Surely your mentors taught you that.”

“Ian, I am living proof that the first half of that old saw may be incorrect. Your religious beliefs, as I recall, include violations of the second half.”

“Jesus raised the dead but not through magic. I have faith, on the day of resurrection, I will see Cory again. Not before.”

“Then how does your apprentice claim to have been taking lessons from Cory Lariston?”

Ian looked at his apprentice, who was still staring fixedly at Nomik. “Denny?”

The boy continued to stare.

“I must be holding him with the command,” said Nomik. “Good to know I can, under the circumstance.”

“You understand I came by choice,” said Ian.

“Of course you did. Denny, answer your master.”

Denny turned to Uncle Ian. “What was the question?”

“Do you claim to have been learning from Cory Lariston?”

“Not from him directly. From his notebooks.”

This revelation sent Nomik in a quick run around the fountain, as if he could not stand another moment with Denny and Ian but could not leave them either. “You found Cory’s notebooks?”

“Yes, sir.”

“I turned this house inside-out, almost literally, looking for those notebooks. Where did you find them? Up in the hills? Sunken at the bottom of the reservoir?”

“No, sir. They were in the tower.”

“You were in my study without my permission?”

“No, sir. The other tower.”

Nomik was thunderstruck for the third time in a morning. He had an experience known to those in deep denial at the moment when a fact arrives that forces them to finally face the truth. He saw in his memory instances when he had detected distortions induced by magic hiding the other tower and dismissed them as heat rising from the rooftop or wrinkles in old glass.

Nomik backed away from Denny, Ian, and the fountain. He kept walking backward until his spine rested against the inside of the gate. The sky was an unmitigated blue with nothing in it to distort and give away the second tower, but Nomik knew without a doubt that it was there. It would have a spiral staircase. And candles. And an accordion, perhaps? “Show me.”

Denny would obey.

11 — The Boy Vanishes

“The arch is gone.” Nomik stood before the blank wall between Denny’s and Ian’s rooms.

“We agreed to restore the illusion,” said Ian. “A young man wants his privacy.”

“I am sure he does.”

“It was when you showed me how to take away illusions,” said Denny, “that I accidentally found the tower.”

When Nomik saw the large opening above Denny’s bed, he was thunderstruck again. “I took this room apart. How could I have missed that?”

“It was hidden, sir,” said Denny.

“Hidden was what I was looking for. Ian, did you know of this?”

Ian shook his head and muttered. “Too much privacy, perhaps.”

Despite Ian’s active lifestyle and his long stay at what he thought of as the Hacienda of Good Health, it took aid from younger men, or seemingly younger, to pull him up into the space above Denny’s bedroom. The three crouched their way to the base of the spiral staircase now lit by scrying stones along its length. Denny stepped up. “I will go first.”

Nomik rose beside him. “Ian first. Then you. Then me.” As they climbed, Nomik noted how steep the spiral was. The steps in front of him were close enough to be used as shelves. He could have reached out and rested a candle on one. Why a candle? In Nomik’s mind, an ancient wall was crumbling. “When we get to the top, we go through a circular trapdoor into a wizard’s study.”

“You have been here before, then?” asked Denny.

“The windows are similar to my study with views all around. A gigantic wooden chest is there, full of bones.”

“Yes on the chest, but the windows are all black.”

“I should have foreseen that. To hide the tower, light will be deflected. When the spell was new, I bet the surface was flawless. Old magic decays. It wrinkles. Even so, the wizard who cast it must have been immensely powerful. The Grandfather.”

“If you say so.”

Ian called from above. “Do I just push?”

“No,” Denny and Nomik said together.

“Use an unlocking spell,” said Denny.

A moment later, they stood inside the study. Nomik examined a shelf with a dusty wooden toy: a tiny cart like ones the locals used to make. “This belonged to . . . was it mine? The Grandfather brought me here. To hide that memory, the old man must have used a mind spell. That is why I never questioned what I saw when I looked this way and, in my search for Cory’s notebooks, never tested the ceiling. I disapproved of Ruby using such magic. Now, I realize a mentor used it on me. Disgusting!”

“I suppose it depends how you use it.”

“And why.” Nomik looked around. “I know he did bone magic. Where is the chest?”

Denny pointed down to it. Nomik laughed.

“What is funny?”

“This chest was so tall I could barely see inside.”

“You were a child.” Ian raised the lid. “Who is this?”

“His enemies.” In Nomik’s memory, he was hearing the Grandfather answering the same question.

“Looks like he had only one,” said Ian. “Commendable.”

“He took a single bone from each of them.”

“Losh! In that case, quite a mob.”

“The Father accused him of being cantankerous. The Grandfather claimed his goal was to collect a full skeleton.” Nomik reached into the chest and pulled out a skull. “He did not have one of these when I was here.”

“Poor devil.”

“It crosses my mind that the Father used to say the Grandfather was his own worst enemy. A fine jape it would be if, when the Grandfather died, the Father used his skull to complete his set.”

“Good one.” Denny sounded unenthusiastic.

Nomik went to the desk. “You have been working here?”

Denny nodded. “Like Cory before me.” He opened the desk drawer, pulled out a box of matches and lit a candle.

“You work by candlelight?”

“Or scrying stones. Or I go back downstairs.”

Nomik pulled out the slide rule.

“That still works,” said Denny.

“The batteries have not gone dead?”

All three men laughed a little.

“The notebooks?”

Denny crossed to the cabinet and opened doors.

“So many?”

“One hundred twenty-three.”

Nomik lifted a notebook from the stack, handling it as if he feared they might crumble into dust. “How many have you read?”

“I have seen every page, but I am only studying my way through the sixth one.”

“In six months? How long would it take to finish them?”

“At that rate, ten years,” said Denny. “But I am picking up speed as I get used to thinking mathematically.”

“I am afraid I must slow you for the moment. I need to confiscate the collection.”

“Why?”

“As Ian knows, it was my intention to tell you that you would never be a time wizard—that your brain was inadequate to the task. I was going to be gentle, of course, but that was the gist. You rendered that plan pointless by demonstrating mastery of one of the most complex spells in all of spacetime magic. You played me for the fool.”

“I was not trying to fool anybody. I wanted to show . . .”

“That you were a genius. That Ian was right about you.”

“That I can learn the magic if you give me time.”

“Congratulations. Six months in my home was enough to make yourself insanely dangerous.”

“Dangerous?”

Nomik sat on the edge of the desk. He picked up the candle. “My friend Peregrine use to say that Will Hilsat would not trouble to learn a spell unless it could destroy the world.”

“That is not how my sister describes him. Carol says he’s a great boss and a gentleman.”

“Will lived a double life. Literally. He grew up as an apprentice wizard—my apprentice—in an alternate reality, so I have no recollection of it. He lived those same years again as a professional mathematician, a life without real magic. His two lives were brought together through the Spell of Unweaving and a ring that carried memories. Even with his double set of skills and the aid of a team of brilliant assistants, it took years to create the Spell of Teleportation. He first cast it in this very house.” Nomik pointed downward with the candle. Red wax dripped. “In the room at the end of the grand gallery on the second floor: the Chamber of Eternities.”

“The one Miguel told us not to go into.”

“Will went into it. He knew I was going to kill him. That room is designed for the casting of the most difficult spells. He used tools there to visualize his magical mathematics in the space around him to help him cast the first teleport. He went back to Nevada in an instant, escaping with his life.”

“Why were you going to kill him?”

“Because he went into the Chamber of Eternities.”

“We have never been in there,” said Ian.

“Right,” said Denny. “Never.”

“So where,” asked Nomik, “did you first practice teleportation?”

“In the courtyard today. You saw me.”

“That was your first teleport?”

“Yes, sir.”

Nomik was growing used to being thunderstruck by now. “How did you visualize the curve of the spell?”

“I have been working on that for a couple of months.”

“The curve of a teleportation exists in six spatial dimensions.”

“Yup. It took a lot of mental practice.”

“Hilsat used the tools of the Chamber of Eternities for his first teleport. So did I. Ruby used a framework built by Hilsat’s partner, Toby Bis. One of Orrin Viderlick’s controllers guided Cory. But you did your first teleport with no external scaffold? Alone? Nothing but your mind?”

Denny nodded.

“Ian, you were right. He actually is some sort of genius.”

Denny beamed. “Thank you, sir.”

“Do not thank me. You force me to make a decision. Either I accept you as my apprentice . . .”

“That is all I ever wanted.”

“Or I kill you now. Add one of your bones to that chest. Probably the logical choice.”

“Kill me?” Denny gulped in that way people sometimes do when their lives are credibly threatened. “Why?”

“Because you can teleport with no controller.”

“I thought that was a good thing.”

“Denny, if one of your friends revealed to you that he had an atomic bomb hidden in the ceiling above his bedroom, would that be a good thing?”

“Teleportation is not a bomb.”

“No. It is vastly more dangerous. Teleportation was the reason both Cory and Ruby had to be killed.”

“I thought my dad killed Ruby.”

“He did because she was about to teleport you and Ian into space. Your father killed Ruby to save your life.”

“Uncle Ian, is that right?”

“I was her target,” said Ian. “You were leaning on my knee. Your dad feared you might become a doomed innocent bystander. He had to choose between shooting Ruby or shooting me.”

“Shoot you? Why?”

“He had just learned I was wanted for a triple homicide, the one Cory committed when he looked like me. Your father was thinking Ruby might be right that I needed to be killed because I was a murderer who could teleport.”

“You can teleport?”

“No, but Ruby thought I could. Fortunately, your father had also figured out that Ruby murdered Cory. It was a hard decision for him. Considering his ensuing difficulties, I am always grateful he chose as he did.”

“So, Dad killing Ruby, losing his job, Earth losing its colonies, all that was because Dad saved my life?”

Ian put his arm across Denny’s shoulders. “It was not your fault. You were only eating ice cream.”

It was Denny’s turn to be thunderstruck, a fact that Nomik found rather pleasing. “My life will never be worth what it cost to save it.”

“One more pebble,” said Nomik, “on the side of the balance suggesting I should kill you. But the danger is the greater factor.”

“OK, I could kill a person, but so can a gun. You said teleporting was like an atom bomb. How is it so dangerous?”

“If you do not know, I should not tell you.”

“He will figure it out,” said Ian. “He figures everything out eventually. Better he does it here with us.”

“Good point.” Nomik indicated the cabinet to Denny. “Those notebooks would not contain my best acceleration spells, which means you do not know them. I could beat you in a duel before you raised your hands above your waist. Keep that thought in mind. Now, let us see if you can work out how it is you are so dangerous.”

A long pause followed. At last, Ian said, “Perhaps you should tell us what you are thinking.”

“All I can think about is that collection of bones,” said Denny. “I do not want to make a contribution.”

“My fault,” said Nomik. “We should go. I can kill you just as easily downstairs.” Ian led Denny down the spiral. Before Nomik’s head disappeared below the floor, he cast a spell. Light streamed through windows. “No doubt the sudden appearance of this tower will cause talk among the servants.”


There was talk. There was also much standing outside the hacienda pointing upward. Miguel was asked to find out what was happening. He saw the expressions on the faces of the wizards and decided to wait until they were in a better mood. People who shared quarters with magic must accept the unexpected, things like the mysterious arrival of an ancient tower.

In their visit to that tower, the wizards had missed breakfast. Denny was particularly hungry. Ian suggested the magic had drained his energy. Nomik pressed a hand against Ian’s chest. “Hush. Let the boy think.”

Ian seemed about to protest but then shrugged his shoulders. He asked one of the women if there were anything still to eat. She assured him she would arrange it. When food arrived, it at first seemed more than they needed, but Denny’s appetite was great—perhaps that of a young man who had expended energy, perhaps the appetite of the condemned at his final meal.

“Energy,” said Denny. “Is that it?”

“How do you figure?” asked Nomik.

“Carol is working with Dr. Hilsat on his research. She helps me, but sometimes I help her.”

“Do you really?”

“They think magic is powered by dark energy.”

Ian asked, “What is dark energy?”

“The thing that pushes galaxies apart,” said Denny. “The problem Dr. Hilsat has is that dark energy is thin. It is most of the energy there is but spread uniformly through the universe. There is an awful lot of it but not much in any one place.”

“Then how would it supply a magician?” asked Nomik.

“Dr. Hilsat thinks it has something to do with the quantum entanglement of the universe. Carol says he thinks distance is an illusion when you think like a photon. We draw chemical energy from where we are, like me eating breakfast.” Denny popped a sausage into his mouth to demonstrate. He chewed as he continued. “We use this energy to power our drawing of dark energy from the universe as a whole, from everywhere all at once.”

“Magic is ancient,” said Ian. “How would magic users have come up with such a scheme ten-thousand years ago? Did anybody even know about photons or this dark stuff?”

Denny swallowed delicious sausage. “Animals breathed for millions of years before someone discovered oxygen.” He stabbed a pineapple chunk with his fork. “It was a surprise that plants use quantum mechanics in photosynthesis, as if we could not believe plants figured it out before we did. But plants did not figure anything. They evolved in a quantum world. In the same way, we evolved in a world with dark energy. Witches and wizards could use it naturally before our minds knew it existed.”

Nomik’s hand stopped the forkful of fruit on its way to Denny’s mouth. “What do you know of quantum mechanics?”

“Stuff Carol told me. Stuff in Cory’s notebooks. Stuff I looked up online.”

“And what, specifically, are you thinking about energy?”

“Not sure yet.” The pineapple found Denny’s mouth, muffling his remark. “Let me think some more.”


An hour later, Denny was still thinking. Nomik would not let the boy out of his sight. Denny paced and thought, sat and thought, stared out a window and thought. Nomik and Ian chatted on the couch before the fireplace.

“He is going to get it,” said Ian.

“Before you die of old age?”

“Today, I bet. Or maybe tomorrow. He is on the right track already.”

“He was. I suspect he is stopped at a siding.”

“Do not underestimate him.”

“Never again, Ian. I have seen what he can do. Not only a first teleport without guidance. Developing that gecko spell. The musical menagerie. The innovations with the scrying stones. I believe you about his genius, but can we trust him with this power?”

“We can.”

“You believe we can. I must decide based on what I see.”

“What more do you want?”

“I want him to apologize.”

“You were out of the loop on his progress because you refused to talk to him. The fault there was yours.”

“Not to me. I want him to apologize to the girl.”

“What girl?”

“The one to whom he gave the scrying stone.”

“Conchita? He already did.”

“You made him apologize to her? Good for you, Ian.”

“The apology was his idea. I advised him not to.”

“Why not?”

“Why stir up trouble? She knew nothing of the stone, or so I thought.”

“Do you mean to say she knew?”

“The whole time. You see, Denny kept the other stone in darkness, but when he pulled it out to look at it, light came through, even if only from the lamp on her dressing table. It illuminated his face, so she saw him in her stone.”

“Then why did she continue to wear it?”

“She is fond of Denny. She enjoyed undressing as far as her underwear and then putting the stone inside her jewelry box and closing the lid.”

Nomik had not anticipated being thunderstruck again. “What kind of girl would do a thing like that?”

“The tease is not unusual. The scrying stone aspect may be unique, but it happens all the time with cell phones. Young women send revealing photos to their beaus.”

“That is outrageous.”

“It is not that bad. Generally, the pictures reveal no more than you would see if you bumped into the girl at the beach.”

“What would others think if they knew? What if Conchita tells her friends what Denny did?”

“She does not have to. He apologized in public, out in the courtyard, the same day we confronted him. Their friends all heard it.”

“And their reaction?”

“She took it as a compliment. They understood.”

“No disapproval?”

“She said he should have asked permission.”

“Permission? To spy on her in her boudoir?”

“The rest thought it was funny. Her brother was a bit put out but came around. He still razzes Denny sometimes.”

“Razzes? No duel? Not even a fistfight? I do not understand this generation.”

“Must be difficult for you, Nomik, being thrust into it.”

“Thank you for reminding me, Ian.”

“Nevada?” Denny called out from where he had been pacing across the great hall. “You mean in the United States?”

“Yes,” said Nomik, “that Nevada.”

“Where would Dr. Hilsat get the energy for such a trip?”

“From the universe, if his theory is correct.”

“Carol says there is a limit to how much energy a wizard can conduct.”

“Your non-magical sister is your source for an awful lot of magical lore.”

“It is what they research. Carol tells me wizards can hurt themselves, even die, trying to use too much energy.”

“Tell me about it.”

“Have you made that mistake?” asked Ian.

Nomik laughed. “More than once. You should have seen my duel with Peregrine. It ended when I produced a blast of sound that nearly killed him. He dragged himself back to England a broken man. Fortunately, he did not look back. He would have seen me limping away half-dead.”

“You mean Peregrine Arnold?” asked Denny. “I thought you were friends?”

“We are.”

“But you tried to kill him?”

“Almost as often as he tried to kill me.”

“That does not sound friendly.”

“We are old men. Plenty of time for ups and downs in a relationship. Our rough patch ran twenty years or so.”

“A rough patch when you tried to kill each other.”

“I almost got him once. He was in a boat with Ruby. They were completely exhausted. I was full of pep. I tossed a ball of lightning that should have been the end of them.”

“Ruby? You tried to kill your business partner?”

“Would have, if Will Hilsat had not intervened. He saved their lives by accident. Funny. I had not thought about it, but he saved all three of us that day. I do not believe I ever thanked him.”

“He stopped Peregrine from killing you?” asked Denny.

“No. Stopped me from killing myself.”

“Why were you trying to kill yourself?”

“That was the day I tried to kill everybody. I was going to be the first to die, but no human would have survived if I had succeeded.”

“Oh, yeah. I remember hearing about that.”

“Laddie, you look pale,” said Ian. “Less talk of killing. You were saying something about Nevada.”

“Right. Nevada.”

Nomik and Ian looked expectantly at Denny.

“Dr. Hilsat teleported to Nevada. I used energy just to get from here to the fountain. How much energy would it take to get to Nevada?”

“Interesting question.” Ian winked at Nomik.

Denny took out his cell phone and pulled up a mapping application. He began to pace again, muttering about the distance to Nevada.

“He is going to get it.”

“Wonderful. Then I have to kill him.”

“Nonsense, Nomik. Do you know why Conchita’s friends were so forgiving?”

“Because their generation has no morals?”

“Because they like Denny. He is a good lad at heart, and they sense that.”

“I like him well enough. And I do owe him a favor. He brought back memories today, clearing up a mystery that has haunted my . . .” Nomik’s voice drifted off. His eyes fixed disturbingly on the fireplace.

Ian looked but saw nothing unexpected. “What is it?”

“A nativity.”

“Do you mean an epiphany?”

“Before we went into the Grandfather’s tower, we were looking at the nativity on the mantle. It must have been at Christmastime.”

Ian smiled. “You and the Grandfather shared a moment appreciating our savior’s birth?”

“The Grandfather interrupted us. It was another boy and me. Gozio was his name. He and I used to go swimming together.”

“Would that be up at the reservoir?”

“No. His family lived near the river.”

“Family? Not an apprentice, then?”

“Local people. They had no knowledge of magic. Gozio swam like a fish. Taught me to swim, though I was never as good. That day, we were admiring the camels on the mantelpiece. The Grandfather told us to follow him. Gozio asked if he might bring his new toy cart, so it must have been after Christmas. Or his birthday. Gozio was a New Year baby. The Grandfather allowed him to bring the cart.”

“Thoughtful of him.”

“I can see Gozio’s face as if he were standing here before us, but I never saw that face again after we followed the Grandfather into his tower. And Gozio’s little cart is still up there. I forgot Gozio because the Grandfather did not want me to remember.”

“Good lord! What do you suppose happened to the boy?”

“I have no idea. But I have Denny to thank for restoring the memory, and memory is what we are.”

“And you thank him by threatening to kill him.”

“Ian, you know that with what he knows . . .” Nomik had turned to look at Denny, but Denny was gone. “Where is he?”

“Denny?” called Ian. “Bad time for games, laddie.”

Nomik jumped to his feet, casting three spells at once: the seeing, the hearing, and the running. Ian had not realized simultaneous casting was possible until he saw it done. “How do you do that?”

“Do what?” Nomik was looking behind every object and into every room around the hall.

“Cast more than one spell at the same time.”

“I learned it from necromancers. Their strange magic demands it. Where is that boy?” Nomik ran into the courtyard.

It occurred to Ian that if Nomik could cast more than one spell at a time, in addition to the accelerations available to a time wizard, he would be nearly unbeatable in a duel. Ian followed Nomik out into the courtyard. “He may have felt a need for privacy while he thinks.”

“Or he may be done thinking. He has discovered his power and no longer needs to obey us.”

“Denny is not like that.”

“Then, where is he?”

“In his room, perhaps?”

Nomik ran into the hacienda and back out again a moment later on the second-story balcony. “Nowhere.”

“Did you try the tower?”

“Of course. Both towers.”

“That was quick.”

In an instant, Nomik was at Ian’s side. The sound of his footsteps on the balcony and iron stair arrived after he did. “It is Cory Lariston all over again.”

“It is not. Denny is a hundred notebooks behind Cory.”

“I have secured the notebooks, but teleportation is enough. He could kill us all.”

“Cory was insane. That makes a difference.”

“You assume Denny’s sanity, but where is he? We have to find and kill him.”

“Nomik, you are not killing anybody.”

Nomik assumed an air of calm. “Of course not, Ian, but think how much better I will feel when I see the sanity shining in Denny’s face. Where would he go to think, assuming he could teleport to get there? It would have to be a place he knew well enough to visualize perfectly.”

“I do not know. He loves the reservoir. Maybe there.”

Nomik cast a spell and vanished. For all this talk of teleportation, Ian had never seen the spell cast before. It was impressive, both in effort and effect. There was a sound left in the air that Ian took to be part of the spell but realized a moment later was his cell phone. He pulled out the device and sat on the bench by the fountain. Shade on the screen made it easier to read the text message that had arrived. He was chuckling as Nomik reappeared.

“Not there.” Nomik was dripping wet.

“Did you fall in?”

“I do not know the area well enough. I could have missed my target. The safest place to teleport to was the air above the water.”

Ian laughed. “I suppose so.” He could afford a laugh now that Denny was safe. “Good thinking.”

“Ian, where else could Denny be?”

“He is home.”

“Upstairs?”

“His parent’s house.”

“In the United States? How do you know?”

Ian held up his phone. “His mother sent a text.”

“Ian, this is terrible.”

“She was pleasantly surprised by his arrival.”

“I know nothing of that region. I cannot teleport there.”

“She says hello to you. Take a couple of steps back and to the left.”

“Why?” Nomik looked about him in the air.

“So the water dripping off you lands on those thirsty flowers.”

“Ian, this is no time for jokes. You must convince Denny to come back here.”

“Not a joke. The plants could use the drink.”

“Be serious.” Nomik cast a spell. A cloud of cool mist rose from his dry clothing.

Ian’s phone chirped. “Denny has anticipated us. He says he will not come back because he wants to live.”

“Tell him I will not harm a hair on his precious head.”

“And you will not. The Eighth Doll never lets you kill anybody, remember?”

“My hope for Denny was to use him to kill her. In that case, she might make an exception.”

“I had not thought of that. But in that case, you should be the one who wants him alive.”

“Alive and sane. And under my control. Our control. Ian, get him back here.”

“If he comes back, that alone is proof of his sanity and obedience.”

“Obedience? Why did he teleport away?”

“Fear, perhaps? You have been talking quite a bit about killing him.”

 Nomik sat next to Ian on the bench, expelling a deep sigh as he did so. “I am calming down.”

“Good for you.”

“You may tell him, if you wish, that it is safe to return.”

“I shall.” Ian tapped his screen. “Funny coincidence.”

“What?”

“Us talking about a boy disappearing when Denny disappeared.”

“Ian, the vanishing of Gozio a hundred years ago is not my primary interest at the moment. I am more concerned with protecting all of life on earth.”

“I understand,” said Ian. Although his own interest was in preventing another permanent disappearance.

12 — Horseshoes

The pulling of long strings allowed a private jet to take an unscheduled direct route from Mexico to a U.S. airport that was not an international. The absence of a customs officer hardly mattered as the passengers, two wizards, had no luggage. A waiting car took them directly to the home of Donald Broome, private investigator. The detective’s oldest daughter, Carol, had already rejoined her family, accompanied by her employer. Including her mother and sister, the house now held four Broomes and three wizards, none of them Denny.

“Will Hilsat,” said Nomik. “How was your flight?”

“We drove.”

“Of course. And still managed to beat us here?”

“Dr. Hilsat has a lead foot,” said Carol.

“I gather you have told him what happened.”

Dr. Hilsat’s face expressed disapproval. “You’ve allowed another apprentice to learn uncontrolled teleportation.”

Nomik pulled himself to his full height. “Responsibility rests with you.” Nomik dominated the sitting room in a way Mrs. Broome found disturbing. Mr. Broome, whose police training had covered such non-magical tricks, was unimpressed. What neither Broome recognized was that part of Nomik’s problem was his dislike of Will Hilsat’s use of a contraction. Bad enough in an apprentice, but in a successful wizard? It was too irritating.

Like her mother, though, Carol felt the impact of Nomik’s attitude and stepped forward to defend her boss. “Dr. Hilsat didn’t know.”

“You take the blame upon yourself alone?”

“Carol knows nothing of teleportation,” said Will. “The subject is off-limits in my lab.”

“The mathematics. She must know by now.”

“Carol?”

“I’ve been helping Denny work through Cory Lariston’s notebooks. I couldn’t do that without learning something of the math, but I don’t understand any of the magic.”

“There’s blame enough to go around,” said Ian. “I take some of it myself for not keeping my eyes on the laddie.”

“And blame is not the issue,” said Nomik. “Where is Denny Broome?”

“We don’t know,” said Suzie.

Mrs. Broome pulled her younger daughter close. “Welcome to our home, Señor Motchk.”

Nomik focused his attention on the mother. “You invited me to drop in anytime. I have. You will tell me everything that happened from the moment your son arrived. You will omit no detail.”

Both Will and Ian looked away. Using the voice of command on a non-magical person was fairly standard practice and perhaps necessary in this instance, but it still seemed impolite. Donald Broome felt an instinct to protect his wife but decided against it. He, too, wanted to hear exactly what she knew.

“I was in the garden pulling grass out of the chives. I like fresh chives in cottage cheese, but grass gets into them if you don’t weed often enough. I heard the door open and looked up to see Denny coming out of the house. He was wearing white sneakers, blue jeans, and a beige T-shirt. No socks. He is still bald. He looked healthy but worried. I asked him when he’d gotten in. He said he’d just arrived. I told him he should’ve called. I said we’d have met him at the airport. He said he hadn’t flown. I asked if he’d driven all the way from Mexico. He said he hadn’t. I asked if he’d used that running spell of his. He said I should know better than to think a person could run that far, even with a magic spell. I said I couldn’t be expected to remember all the details of how magic works. He said his own mother should take more interest. I said I was very interested, but if I tried to know my job, his magic, Carol’s mathematics and Suzie’s junior college courses, not to mention his father’s activities, I’d need five heads to keep it all. As a librarian, I told him, I’m particularly aware that we use external devices, books and computers and such, to store information, because one person can’t possibly know everything.”

“Stop,” said Nomik. “You make an excellent point. Perhaps we do not require every single detail. Did Denny say why he had come home?”

“He said it was an accident.”

“He cast one of the most difficult spells known to magic and traveled two-thousand miles by accident?”

“Don, you had more of a conversation with him about that, didn’t you?”

“Detective?” Nomik did not use the voice of command. By now, Donald Broome’s career had given him too much experience of magic.

“Denny said you and Ian wanted him to understand the energy involved in the spell of teleportation.”

“We did.”

Dr. Hilsat huffed. “As if you didn’t have enough trouble already.”

“He would have figured it out on his own eventually,” said Ian. “We thought it best if we were with him when he did. Go on, Donald.”

“Denny said he’d cast the spell up to a point, intending to see how the energy worked, but found he’d gone too far and couldn’t stop.”

Nomik nodded. “I suppose I could see that happening, particularly with someone new to the spell, but why did Denny not immediately return to Mexico?”

Denny’s father looked seriously at Nomik. “He said you’d threatened his life.”

Nomik sighed. “I suppose I did.”

“And you expected him to come back?”

“If I had run away every time one of my mentors threatened to kill me, I would never have learned magic.”

“It was an empty threat, then?”

“As parents, I imagine you must threaten to kill your children every now and then.”

“No,” said Mrs. Broome. “We don’t.”

“Of course not!” said Mr. Broome. “Not in such a way that they might believe we meant it.”

“Denny should know I would certainly not kill him,” said Nomik. “Not unless it was absolutely necessary.”

“How on earth could it be necessary?” asked Carol.

“If no one had taught him mathematics behind my back, it would not be an issue.”

“Anyone has a right to learn mathematics.”

“Perhaps so, but the world has the right to defend itself against the consequences.”

“What consequences?”

“Carol,” said Dr. Hilsat, “there are consequences.”

“Possible consequences,” said her father. “And only if Denny were untrustworthy.”

“Which he isn’t,” added Mrs. Broome.

Carol stamped her foot. “What consequences?”

Nomik had never seen a woman stamp her foot that way. He found it charming. He responded gently. “Have neither Ian nor your father told you the story of Cory Lariston? Why it was necessary for Ruby to eliminate him?”

“No.”

“Perhaps someone should have.”

“So, tell me now.”

Mrs. Broome had provided plenty of comfortable places in her tasteful sitting room. Nomik sat and gestured for the rest to join him. “The reason your brother was able to teleport hundreds of leagues is because the spell of teleportation does not scale. Increasing distance has no energy consequence.”

Carol’s research with Dr. Hilsat involved magical energy. She looked to her boss. “How is that possible?”

“Teleportation is an almost purely mathematical conjuration,” said Will. “It finely modifies the structure of higher-order dimensions determining location and adjacency. Increasing teleportation distance tenfold is about as hard as writing another zero on a number.”

“And somehow this is a threat?”

“It works the same for the volume enclosed.”

“So?”

“Think about it,” said Nomik. “A man who can teleport himself from Mexico to here can just as easily relocate Mexico City to the bottom of the Gulf. He could swap the orbits of Earth and Mercury. Imagine the consequences.”

The silence that followed was broken by the younger sister. “The oceans would boil. Everyone would be steamed.” Suzie’s favorite subject in high school had been Earth and Space Science. Though now studying to be a librarian like her mother, it was still an interest.

“Your brother may be a fine boy,” said Nomik, “but even a good boy should be a concern if he has easy access to a weapon that could end all life on the planet.”

“We understand your concern,” said Donald, “but Cory Lariston was mad. Denny is completely sane.”

“Sane but capable of teleporting by mistake, as you have acknowledged. He requires guidance. I require the assurance of being his guide.”

“Do you finally intend to take him as your apprentice?” asked Mrs. Broome.

“It would be my honor. I would like to inform him personally. Where might I find him?”

“We really don’t know. He vanished.”

Dr. Hilsat scowled and shook his head. “You mean he teleported again.”

“He did.”

“When was that?”

“This morning. We only spoke for a few minutes, and then he was gone.”

“He must have told you where he was going.”

“Not a word.”

“It is Cory Lariston all over.” As soon as Nomik made the declaration, he saw distress on every face. “No, it is not. I understand that. I just mean our lack of information is upsetting, as it was in Cory’s case. Cory was mad, but Denny is sane. And Denny is nowhere near as dangerous as Cory. Without access to Cory’s notebooks, Denny is restricted to destroying things one planet at a time.”

“Why would access to the notebooks make things worse?” Something in the way Carol asked that question sent a chill down Nomik’s spine.

“How, exactly, did you help your brother with the mathematics?”

“I asked you a question first.”

“Fair enough. Cory and I devised a spell to destroy the Eighth Doll.”

“Destroy what?”

“A person who is a threat to me. If your brother still had access to the notebooks, he could learn that spell.”

“OK, a spell to kill a person would be bad, but not as bad as what he already knows, apparently.”

“I’m afraid it could be worse,” said Donald. “Nomik, you never told me exactly how that spell works.”

“Hang on. Your daughter owes me an answer first.”

Carol was hesitant to respond but felt the pressure of a dozen eyes. “Denny took pictures of the notebook pages. He sent them to me so I could figure out the equations. He sent them all before we went to work on studying them.”

“Do you mean to say . . .” Nomik took a deep breath and lowered his voice back from a shout to a normal level. “You have an electronic copy of Cory’s notebooks?”

Carol nodded.

“Where?”

“On my computer at work.”

“I’ll call Toby Bis and have the machine secured,” said Dr. Hilsat.

“Have it destroyed,” said Nomik. “Carol, are there any other copies?”

“Denny took the pictures with his tablet.”

“The tablet was still in his room. I sealed that.”

“There were too many images for email. He sent me links. He transferred them by way of the cloud.”

“Cloud? What cloud?”

“Data stored online.”

“Where?”

“There were a lot of files. We used a couple of services.”

“I mean physically.” Nomik was emphatic. “Where is this data now?”

“Physically? I’m not sure.”

“Spread across server farms,” said Mrs. Broome. “There are usually backup copies so probably more than one site. Could be anywhere.”

Nomik took three long, deep breaths. “In answer to your question, Detective, the spell creating the Eighth Doll also created her universe. In a sense, she and that universe are one and the same. In order to assure her destruction, Cory and I devised a spell to split a universe in half and swap the halves by teleportation.”

“Interesting idea,” said Will. “Not sure it would be that great a threat to our world. Your selected center line might be disrupted, but most of the universe wouldn’t know for millennia that anything had happened.”

Nomik raised his hand for silence. “The spell is recursive.”

“What does that mean?” asked Donald.

His wife explained. “Recursion means it repeats again and again, taking new conditions as the input, with possible variations like increase or decrease of an index value.”

“How do you know that?”

“How do I know anything that surprises you? I’m a librarian.”

“He splits the universe, and then he splits the halves?” asked Will.

Nomik nodded.

“You keep splitting those, always swapping pieces through teleports until . . . what, Nomik? What’s your boundary condition?”

“As Cory explained it to me, there is a volume below which it is impossible to say anything has really happened.”

Will whistled. “You start mixing at the scale of the whole shebang and end with Planck cubes. That should do it.”

“Do what?” asked the detective.

“Purée the universe. Nomik, where do you get the energy?”

“The universe. According to our calculations, there is just enough.”

“So, essentially, you wrote a spell to induce a premature heat death: the end of everything.” Will Hilsat frowned at Nomik. “It takes a lot of nerve for you to question someone else’s sanity.”

“We had a different universe in mind. The important thing now is that instructions on how to do it are stored out there in some sort of cloud. We need to delete those files, and we need to locate Denny Broome.”

“Carol and I will get to work on the files,” said Will. “We’ll contact the cloud services to make sure all backups are securely erased. Believe it or not, I’ve had to do this sort of thing before.”

“With your history,” said Nomik, “I believe it. Detective Broome, where is your son?”

“Honestly, he didn’t tell us.”

“He must have given you some sort of hint.”

“He said he was going to fix things around the house,” said Mrs. Broome, “so I know he’ll be coming back.”

“When?”

“I was assuming before dinner. In fact, I was surprised he skipped lunch.”

“He had a late breakfast,” said Ian. “A big one.”

“I can’t picture Denny missing two meals in a row. Can you?”

Ian smiled and shook his head.

“Speaking of dinner, Don, can you help me in the kitchen for a moment?”

“In the kitchen?” asked Mr. Broome. “Now?”

“I’m sure Carol can play hostess.” Mrs. Broome gave her husband a look he recognized. He followed her to the kitchen, where she asked, “How are we going to keep these wizards entertained while we wait for Denny to get back?”

“Entertained?”

“Don, this is a key moment.” Mrs. Broome pulled a can of lemonade from the freezer. She mixed it with water as she spoke. “Denny is in trouble with Mr.  Motchk but at the same time is on the verge of becoming his apprentice, which is what he wanted all along. We don’t need these men sitting in there mulling over whether or not Denny is some kind of threat to the world. Get them out of there. Take them outside. Start a game of horseshoes.”

“Horseshoes? Are you serious?”

“Do you have a better suggestion?”

“What makes you think Motchk plays horseshoes?”

“If he doesn’t, you can teach him. Go easy on him. We want him in a good mood. Our boy’s future depends on it.”

“We were discussing the future of the universe.”

Mrs. Broome pulled cheese from the refrigerator and crackers from a cupboard. “The universe will take care of itself. Denny is our concern. Now get back in there. Carol can’t be hosting. She’s a guest, now.”

Donald returned to the sitting room in time to hear Ian say, “Thousands of places. How many places around the hacienda did you know well while you were growing up?”

“Well enough to teleport to?” Nomik moved his head as if looking at locations. “A dozen or so.”

“Denny was an outdoorsy sort of kid. We spent a lot of time in a lot of favorite haunts all over this town, the valley, the whole region.”

“No one place stands out?”

“Even if it did, he has had plenty of time to move away from wherever he teleported to.”

“Still nothing on your text message?”

Ian glanced at his phone and shook his head.

“Does that not seem suspicious?”

“Denny has ignored my calls before. He may need time to think.”

“Time when he could be . . .”

Donald interrupted. “We have time to kill—spend, that is—before Denny gets back for dinner. I was thinking you might enjoy a game of horseshoes.” The conversation stopped. Everyone stared at Donald as if, he felt, they thought he had lost his mind.

But then Suzie said, “Good idea, Dad. I’d love a game. Señor Motchk, do they play horseshoes in Mexico?”

The abrupt change of subject brought a hesitation, but then Nomik answered. “We have pits at the hacienda. At one time, I regularly entertained people from the petroleum industry. The game was popular with that crowd.”

“Are you any good?”

Nomik smiled. “I had to make an effort to let them win.”

This brought a mocking “Ooo” from the gathering.

“Donald has a point,” said Will. “Other than Carol and I contacting cloud services, there doesn’t seem to be much we can do until Denny gets back.”

“All right,” said Nomik. “Horseshoes.”

Everyone followed Donald into the back yard.

“Detective, your pits are a little close together.”

“It’s a family game. We’ve been playing since the kids were, well, kids. Let’s see. How shall we divide up?”

“Carol and I can observe while we work,” said Will. Carol directed Will to a picnic table from which they would watch the game. They pulled out their phones.

“Broomes against wizards,” said Suzie.

Nomik looked doubtfully at Ian.

“Don’t worry. Uncle Ian has played with us for years. He’s a good partner.”

“I will depend on that.”

Partners aligned themselves at opposite ends of the court. Suzie and Ian would be pitching east, Donald and Nomik west. They started with practice tosses. Suzie and Ian did well enough. Nomik’s first shoe came down in the front right corner of the pit and his second in the back left.

“Looks like you’re finding our range,” said Suzie.

In a second round of practice tosses, Nomik’s first shoe landed dead center in the front of the pit. His second was a high arching toss that came down just in the pit but well behind the stake.

“And you’ve got the direction, now. Can you put those two together well enough to score a point?”

“Suzie!” said her father.

“I’m sure Mr. Motchk knows I’m just teasing.”

“Teasing guests is inappropriate.”

“Sorry, Daddy.”

Donald hefted his horseshoes. The set had originally been painted, two green and two red. Only tiny flecks of color remained on the old steel shoes to distinguish them. Donald pitched one green-flecked shoe and then another. The second came down resting at an angle against the stake.

“Good one, Dad.”

“That reminds me, Nomik,” said Donald. “We play by National Horseshoe Pitchers Association rules.”

“You are members?” asked Nomik.

“No, but we looked the rules up. Some people count a leaner like that as two points. Officially, it’s one.”

“I have played it both ways. I will gladly follow the rules of the local court.”

“OK, then. Would you like another practice round?”

“No, thank you.”

“Since you’re the guest here, we’ll let you decide who goes first.”

“After you, Detective.”

Donald’s first official shoe came down four inches from the stake. His second went wild, but rolled end over end, entering the box to come to rest even closer than the first.

“Playing by the rules . . .” said Nomik.

“Yeah,” said Donald. “Only that first one scores.”

“Assuming I don’t get closer.” Nomik hefted a shoe identified by a single spot of red still clinging to a heel, held it sideways, level with the ground, took one step, and pitched a perfect ringer.

“Lucky start,” said Carol.

“No kibitzing,” said her father.

“That wasn’t kibitzing,” said Carol. “That was commentary.”

Nomik threw his second shoe. It landed on the first and slid tight against the stake.

“Double ringer!” said Carol. “Six points.”

“No commentary,” said her father. “Don’t you and Will have something to do?”

“I’m multitasking.”

“And Ian, tell your partner about the no magic rule.”

“I do not believe that was magic, Donald.”

Nomik assumed an attitude of being mildly offended. “Magic, Detective, would hardly be in the spirit of the game.”

Ian and Suzie both threw reasonably well. Suzie scored a point. “Wizards up by five,” observed Carol.

“Your old man can count points,” said Donald.

Nomik threw a double ringer exactly as he had before. The game continued in this manner until Nomik and Ian achieved an easy victory. Suzie asked Uncle Ian, “are you sure Nomik’s not using magic?”

“Positive.”

“So how does he pitch like that?”

“Skill. Great players often get double ringers.”

“Yeah,” said Suzie, “but he’s not just pitching double ringers. He’s pitching the same double ringer every time.”

“What do you mean?” asked her father.

“You probably can’t see it from over there, but every shoe he tosses comes down in exactly the same spot. The first one lands dead center on the stake. The second lands squarely on top of the first, almost bounces over the stake, but catches and scores a double. It’s like he’s a machine.”

“Consistency is the key to horseshoes,” said Nomik. “That is why it makes a drab spectator sport. The higher the quality of play, the harder it is to tell players apart.”

“I’m enjoying it,” said Will. He and Carol had apparently completed their phone calls. At some point during the game, Mrs. Broome had brought out lemonade and plates with cheese, crackers, and sliced fruit.

“Even the best players don’t make ringers every time,” said Donald.

“I have unfair advantages,” admitted Nomik.

“Such as?”

“I began pitching horseshoes as a youth, perhaps a hundred years ago, but the Eighth Doll has seen to it my body lacks the usual failings of one with such long experience. Additionally, I have the awareness brought by my wizardry.”

“Assuming you don’t break the rule against magic, how would being a wizard help?”

Nomik held a pair of horseshoes in his hands, tapping them together lightly as he spoke, producing metallic tings to emphasize remarks. “My mentors began their careers as time wizards.” Ting. “During their lifetimes, they came to understand that what they manipulated with their magic was not time. It was spacetime.” Ting. “Time does not exist independent of space. Thank you, Dr. Einstein.” Ting. “A time wizard like myself must have an awareness of his medium. As a painter notices light, or a detective has an instinct for clues, I have an intense awareness of the time and space around me.” Ting. “So must your son.”

“Denny can’t pitch shoes like you do.”

“Did he pitch today?”

“No.”

“You may find his skill increased.” Ting. “One cannot cast an accurate teleportation without deep understanding of both the origin and termination of the teleport. I watched Denny practice knowing places.” Ting. “The reason he came here today was because years inside this house gave him a target he could visualize completely in his mind. Let me show you something.” Nomik pitched a perfect ringer.

“We’ve seen that before,” said Suzie.

“Tell me, Detective, how you would score this shoe.” Nomik held his second shoe differently than he had the first, pitching it end over end in a high arc that came down exactly on his ringer. It bounced up and came to rest on top of the stake, where it hung in an inverted U.

Will, Carol and Suzie clapped. “I guess,” said Donald, “I’d have to call that a double ringer.”

“You would be wrong. The rules state a shoe is only a ringer if a straight line connecting the heels does not intersect the stake. On that shoe, such a line would pass through the heart of the stake. A leaner. Added to the ringer, four points.”

Donald considered the hanging horseshoe and nodded. “That’s right. I think I need a beer.” He took two steps toward the house, recalled his manners, and stopped to ask, “Can I get a beer for anybody else?”

“I’m fine with lemonade,” said Will.

“Us, too,” said Carol, speaking for herself and Suzie. Ian shook his head.

“I think I would enjoy a beer,” said Nomik.

Donald nodded. He went into the kitchen, where he was greeted by his wife. “How’s the game going?”

“Great.” Donald took two bottles from the refrigerator. “Nomik asked for beer. Thought I’d join him.”

“You remembered what I said?”

“Don’t worry. I’m going easy on him. He’s winning.”

Mrs. Broome gave her husband a peck on the cheek. “Knew I could count on you.”

“When’s dinner?”

“As soon as Denny gets here, I’ll have it in a jiffy.”

“Any word from him?”

“He may have his phone turned off.”

Donald doubted that but saw no profit in saying so. Returning to the backyard, he tossed a beer to Nomik, who caught it with a grasp that matched the falling arc of the bottle, minimizing shaking of the brew.

“Thank you, Detective.”

Donald twisted the cap off his bottle and took a deep swig. “Technically, it’s incorrect to call me Detective anymore.”

“I am sorry. I thought you and Ian were still doing that. Have you retired or taken up a new profession?”

“I’m a detective, but the title went with my old job.” Don sipped his beer. “When I was with the police force.”

“My apologies, Donald. Perhaps I should call you Gumshoe.”

Donald laughed. “Sure. That’ll be fine. And no need to apologize. Easy to misunderstand.”

“Nonsense. It was thoughtless of me. How could it have slipped my mind that . . .” Nomik stopped like a wind-up toy that had come to the end of its spring. He stared at Donald.

“Really. Don’t worry about it.” Donald moved his head from side to side. Nomik’s eyes did not follow him. “Are you all right?”

“Mrs. Broome, get out here.” Nomik’s voice brought her from the kitchen at a run. “You said Denny was going to fix things around the house. What sort of things?”

“Well.” Mrs. Broome had to think a moment. “We’ve been having trouble with the water heater.”

“There’s nothing wrong with the water heater,” said Donald. “I’ve told you that.”

Nomik looked doubtfully between the Broomes.

Suzie came over to explain. “Mom likes her bath really hot, but Dad’s afraid we’ll all be scalded.”

“There are very reasonable limits on how high a water heater should be set,” said Donald.

“So, why is the water tepid no matter how you set it?” asked Mrs. Broome.

“I need to know Denny’s exact words,” said Nomik. “Did he mention the water heater? Did he specifically say he would be helping around the house?”

“He said . . .” Mrs. Broome stopped to think again. “He said, ‘Mom, I am going to fix things for Dad.’”

Nomik pulled out his phone and made a call. It was answered almost instantly. “Jinasu? Where would I find Orrin Viderlick these days?” Pause. “Still? But with nobody who can teleport, the gates should be idle. What would a man like Viderlick do with himself in Beowawe for a decade? Did they not close the brothel?” Pause. “Fine, I will ask him. Has his number changed?” Pause. “Thank you, Jinasu. My greetings, as always, to Sancho.” Nomik ended the call and began another.

“What’s going on,” asked Mrs. Broome.

“I know where your son is going.”

“Where?”

“Hello, Orrin,” said Nomik into the phone.

Mrs. Broome pulled on Nomik’s arm to place her head between his face and his telephone, trying to press her ear as close as possible. Nomik pulled the phone away. Suzie reached over his arm and tapped a button on his screen. The phone went into speaker mode. Everyone could hear a voice say, “Nomik Motchk, I might have guessed you would call.”

With its volume increased, Nomik winced and pulled the phone away from his face. “What tipped you off, Orrin?”

“I had a visit from your apprentice.”

“My apprentice?”

“Denny Broome.”

Mr. and Mrs. Broome exchanged glances.

“He has been there already? How is that possible?”

Ian looked sheepish. “A couple of our old haunts were near the airport. Denny could have teleported to one and been flying to Nevada while we were coming here.”

“Orrin, you have to keep him there.”

“Too late, I am afraid. Very much too late.”

“Do you know where he went?”

“Heaven, I hope,” said the voice on the phone. “He is certainly no longer on this world, and I hate to contemplate the alternative.”

Mrs. Broome shrieked. Her husband took her in his arms, but his legs gave out beneath him as he did. He only succeeded in dragging her to the ground. This, as much as the news of their brother’s death, set both the girls crying.

Ian wiped a tear from his eye. Nomik’s voice held both disappointment and relief as he asked, “How did Denny die?”

“No, no!” said the voice on the speakerphone. “Not that Heaven. The other one.”

Part Two: Space

13 — Bridge to Heaven

The Caius arrived in space seemingly from nowhere. The spaceship automatically pushed away severed ends of disposable ceramic arms, pieces of the structure that had held the craft before its launch. A cube of air accompanying the ship dissipated into vacuum. The pilot checked his computer monitor. “Gentlemen, we’re here.”

“Always a safe observation,” said Nomik.

“And good shooting, Mr. Motchk. Not bad for a first interstellar teleport. The computers will do the math, but it looks like we should be about three weeks away from Heaven.”

“Usually not a safe observation,” said Ian. “Will the nanobots help you?”

“I’m afraid I don’t speak nanobot.” The pilot glanced at Nomik, knowing the wizard held that arcane technological collective in one of his pockets. “Our ship’s systems will be adequate, although it will take a moment.”

Like all pop-and-drop ships, the Caius had an open space for the caster of the Spell of Teleportation. Nomik detached straps that had done what they could to stabilize him while he had moved through the casting process. Now he took his seat between Donald and the pilot. “Too bad Hilsat did not have the nerve to come. A mathematician could have assisted.”

“Is Dr. Hilsat afraid of space?”

“Will is afraid of anything that carries him above the ground. He drives all day to avoid an hour’s flight.”

“Just as well he isn’t here, then.”

“He is keeping an eye on Donald’s household in case Denny returns while we are in transit, so not entirely useless.”

“Was that it?” asked Donald. “Are we really off the Earth? Other than weightlessness, I never felt a thing.”

“Welcome to teleportation,” said Nomik. “One of its curious characteristics is that nothing moves. The magic simply induces the universe to change its mind about what is next to what.”

“Do we unbuckle seat belts now?”

“You may,” said the pilot. “Although you’ll have to put them on again in a moment.”

“Why did we buckle them in the first place?”

“In case the nanobots and I were wrong about our target,” said Nomik. “No telling what could have happened.”

Donald had gained just enough experience of practiced weightlessness during the weeks leading up to this trip that he was succeeding in keeping breakfast down. He unhooked his harness and moved carefully toward a window. “Where is the planet?”

The pilot joined Donald for a moment to indicate three bright dots, each a different color on a field of darkness. “Those are Heaven’s stars. Heaven is a speck over there.”

“That orange one?”

“No, below it.”

“Down that way?”

“Down is toward the stars. The dimmer blue speck.”

“Ah, I see. No wonder it’ll take weeks to get there.”

“Could have been worse. The original mission to Trantor teleported to an arrival point a year’s flight away.”

“Were you the pilot?”

“I’ll never forget it. Put quite a strain on the recyclers keeping everyone alive to planetfall. We should have it easy. Thanks again, Mr. Motchk.”

“You can thank the nanobots. I only followed orders.”

The pilot could tell from Nomik’s voice that following orders was not the young wizard’s favorite thing to do.

“How soon do we accelerate?”

“A moment.” The pilot consulted a monitor. “Yes, we have the numbers. Mr. Broome, if you’d strap in again, we can be off.”

Donald turned and immediately regretted doing so. He had drifted more than he had realized while stargazing and was not at the angle he anticipated. By the time he was back in his seat, the embrace of the harness provided a welcome reorientation. The acceleration of the Caius’s engines added a sense of down, even if that down was actually up as they accelerated toward the triple stars. “Now this feels more like a rocket should. Like we’re really getting somewhere.”

“You won’t care for the next bit then,” shouted the pilot over the engine roar.

“Why not?”

“Hang on!” The pilot’s attention was focused on a monitor. For a time, all four men listened to the engines. Then the pilot threw a switch, and silent weightlessness returned. “We’re still getting somewhere, but you won’t feel it now. Until we enter orbit, it’s just this for three weeks.”

“Wouldn’t it be faster to keep the engines on?”

“Yes, if we had that much fuel.”

“Nomik, couldn’t you teleport us closer?”

“Or farther away. Or into a star. I am unfamiliar with the territory. The only reason I hit the spot I did was because the nanobots had been in this system before and managed to translate their awareness of our arrival point into my mind.”

“They couldn’t have picked a closer spot?”

“The last time they were here was many years ago. That we came in as close as we did is a tribute to their capacious memory and the reliability of physics. The chosen spot was intentionally far from the planet to assure our safety. The only safe way to teleport to a significantly closer location is to fly there first.”

“There must be some way to use your powers.”

“It is possible to cast a looping series of tiny teleports, but that would move us slower than our current velocity. The technique of pop-and-drop was well worked out during the era of colonization.” 

“So, what do we do now?”

Nomik reached into a pocket. “Card games are famously effective for passing time.”

“All right. I’m up for that. Ian, you in?”

The Scottish wizard undid his harness. “Ryan, do you play bridge?”

“As a matter of fact,” said the pilot, “I do.”

“Splendid. That gives us a foursome. A few weeks should be no problem, then.”

“Nomik, are you a bridge player?” asked Donald.

“I was thinking more of poker, but yes, I play bridge.”

“Playing poker on the way to Heaven,” said Ian, “hardly seems the thing to do.”

“We’ll have time for bridge and poker and crazy eights,” said the pilot. “One of the things we had to let go in order to meet your schedule was installing a library. All we have to read or watch are technical manuals and ACT corporate documents on the history of the colonies.”

“I have skimmed those histories,” said Nomik. “Dry stuff.”

“Grand opportunity to get to know each other,” said Ian. “If you will forgive my saying so, Ryan, you do not look like an Irishman. How did you come by the name?”

“My ancestry is Arabic. That’s not how the name is properly pronounced.” The pilot said his name, stretching syllables and shifting emphasis. “But it’s close enough to Ryan that I gave up correcting people.”

“I’ll remember that,” said Ian. And he did.

Nomik fanned the cards. “Looks like a normal deck today.”

“Is that unexpected?” asked Rayyan.

“These cards have a mind of their own, but as long as we anticipate four standard suits, that is what we will get.”

“Are they some kind of magic?”

“Not at all. This deck of cards is the nanobot collective.” Nomik shuffled and then began handing cards around, the best way to deal in a weightless environment.

When Nomik passed a card to Rayyan, the pilot took it from him gingerly. “You mean to say this playing card is some kind of little robot?”

“That playing card is more robots than you could count in a lifetime.”

“Is it safe to handle? I mean, being made up of all those complex subunits?”

“So are your fingers.”

“But how do nanobots feel about being used like this?”

“The same way cells feel about being in your finger.”

“What about the collective as a whole?”

“The nanobot collective has no consciousness. As a whole, it feels no more than it does as parts.”

While Rayyan took a second card from Nomik and then a third, he still appeared uncomfortable. “They helped us evolve intelligence. They led us to the stars. Handling them this way seems disrespectful.”

“The nanobots chose this form. Structures in these cards draw energy from manipulation. Back in the years when I was the regular possessor of a deck, my secretary feared for my sanity because I played so much solitaire. It seemed to him I was compelled, and he was correct. My suggestion of this game today was almost certainly their idea.”

“You say they chose this form,” said Donald. “That implies agency. Yet you claim they have no consciousness.”

Nomik finished dealing. “The agency of the thermostat. We say a mechanism decides to turn on the furnace when it gets too cold, but there is no conscious choice.” Nomik fanned his hand of cards. “These mechanisms are vastly more complex but have no more consciousness. In fact, that is why they came to Earth, helped us to evolve and to establish colonies at other stars.”

“I do not understand,” said Ian.

“The nanobots’ late unlamented designers gave their robots the purpose of exploring space to inform conscious beings but wisely denied them, in their fundamental structure, any hope for consciousness of their own.” Nomik reorganized the cards in his hand as he spoke. “Not that they hope.”

“So, they make decisions without awareness that they decide?” asked Donald.

“Just so. You open the bidding.”

Donald opened with one heart. Over the next three weeks, the four men played a great deal of bridge. Donald enforced the rules. He was particularly strict that whichever player was dummy could only touch the card the declarer told him to. “We learned early to enforce that one with the kids. Not sure it’s in the bridge rulebook, but if you don’t mind, I’m used to it.”

“May dummy speak?” asked Nomik.

“Only if he makes no mention of the game. Other than that, talking is encouraged. Some bridge clubs frown on conversation, but I feel they’re missing the point of cards.”

“We bow to the authority of the former policeman.” 

The weeks progressed. The men conversed while playing bridge, poker, crazy eights, and other games as they recalled them, teaching their old favorites to each other. The more they played, the more they felt like playing. Each had his turns at victory. Time passed pleasantly for everyone on board, including the nanobots. When the radio crackled into life, it came almost as a surprise that a planet was looming outside the viewing port.

“This is the Authority of Heaven. Do you read us?”

“Loud and clear, Heaven,” answered Rayyan. “Sorry we didn’t contact you first. Guess we got into range without realizing it.”

“I’m patching through Mr. Godot. Please wait.” There followed a delay long enough that a few more cards were played.

“Did he say Godot?” asked Ian.

“I believe so,” said Nomik.

“Do you realize what that means we are doing?”

Everyone laughed. By this time, they had come to know each other well enough that explanation of Ian’s sense of humor was unnecessary.

The radio came alive again. A new voice asked, “Is Dennis Broome on board?”

“At least we know he got here,” said Ian. This news brought a smile to Donald’s face but not to Nomik’s.

“No,” said Rayyan. “Mr. Broome is not with us, although his father is.”

“Who are you, then?”

Nomik took the handset from Rayyan. “This is Nomik Motchk. Who are you?”

“The Nomik Motchk?”

Nomik clicked off the microphone. “My reputation precedes me. I hope that will not be a problem.” Everyone in the spaceship chuckled. Click. “This is Nomik Motchk, Director of ACT and all her colonies.”

“What an honor, sir. I am Samuel Godot, Chief Administrator of the Authority of Heaven. I don’t suppose that little ship of yours is crammed with radioactive materials?”

Nomik clicked off the microphone again. “What kind of question is that?” Everyone looked baffled. Click. “No, Mr. Godot. Our cargo is not especially radioactive.”

“What about my daughter? Is she on board?”

Ian rolled his eyes. Donald’s mouth fell open, but no words came out. Nomik snorted and then took a moment to regain his composure. “No, Mr. Godot. No women on board.”

“Have you heard from her?”

“We were unaware of your daughter.”

“Dennis didn’t mention her?”

“We have had no communication with Denny Broome since he left Earth two months ago.”

“That explains a lot. Come on down, then.”

Nomik returned the handset to Rayyan, who began exchanging landing information with the ground.

“Well,” said Nomik, “sounds like Denny has been busy.”

“I can hardly wait to hear the story,” said Ian.

Denny’s father only shook his head.

The procedure for approaching the planet, entering orbit and landing, took long enough that more cards were played, although no bridge, because the pilot was distracted by his duties. The ride down through the atmosphere was a dazzling rush of fire and multi-colored clouds. Finally, the door opened, and four men climbed down a ladder. One by one they stepped off, turned and gasped in astonishment.

Before them spread a gleaming city on a plain divided by a luminous river whose islands held either fascinating dwellings or marvelous churches. Beyond the city, the land was flat, with shades of green and gold speaking of various crops. Then, so suddenly as to be astonishing, rose cliffs with delightful waterfalls reflecting and refracting the colors of three suns in dazzling coruscation. Thus decorated, a range of dark mountains thrust magnificently skyward.

And what a sky! Each visitor thought similar thoughts. As if I had never seen clouds before. The forms were much like those of summer days on Earth but with shapes discovered and disclosed in ways no single star could manage, with each curve expressed in a gradient of colors chosen by the sun or suns reflected or obscured.

“No wonder they call it Heaven,” said Ian.

“Wait till you see sunset,” said the man who met them.

“Marvelous, I imagine,” said Nomik.

“Different in each year and season, depending on the order in which suns go down. Sunrise reverses that order for a whole new show.”

“You have night here? Even with three suns?”

“Unlike many triple systems, our suns are a trinity we orbit at a distance. Yes, we have night, though always shorter than our day and almost never entirely black.”

“Grand as it is, we have come to Heaven for the company rather than the climate. We would like to speak with Mr. Godot.”

“Of course. He would insist. A levicar is waiting.” The man eyed Rayyan. “Your pilot will, I hope, remain with your ship. I assume he has duties to perform.”

“Does he?”

“I do,” said Rayyan. “In case you want the Caius ready.”

The drive through the city was distracting. The architecture of even the lowliest object was intentionally grand. “Absolutely everything is fluted,” said Nomik. “This place has the loveliest dumpsters in the universe.”

“I can’t get over the shadows,” said Donald. “Even concrete blocks would be beautiful in this light.”

“Heaven,” said Ian. Then he sighed and said it again.

The levicar glided to a stop. When not moving, it floated magnetically above the ground, solid as a rock. The men stepped out before an edifice that might have been a cathedral. “Our humble capitol building, gentlemen.”

Nomik laughed.

“Is something funny, sir?”

“Sorry. I missed the humility.”

“Yes, I see. But you must understand the glory, even in our civic structures, is all to God.”

Donald nodded. Ian smiled.

“Is that God there?” Nomik indicated a giant head looming above a wall.

“That is Noah Godot.”

“A relative of the Chief Administrator?”

“Samuel Godot’s father. The concept of our Heaven was born inside that head.”

Nomik contemplated the balding profile with its large lips and weak chin. “What thoughtful stone that must be.” They were led to a gate passing through the wall. Inside the courtyard, they beheld the full statue of Heaven’s founder carved from pure white rock and clothed in dark blue metal. “Nice suit.”

“Expensive tailor, I bet,” said Ian.

“It’s a neat effect,” said Donald, “the metal clothing on the stone statue. Why don’t we see that more often?”

“Expansion coefficients. I understand the engineering was a challenge.” Their guide turned to indicate a second statue on the opposite side of the courtyard. “Particularly on her skirt. Our Beloved Mother of Heaven is fifteen and a quarter meters high. The skirt is seven meters.”

“Ruby!” As Nomik identified the statue, he gave the R a Spanish trill. “Taller than I recall, but the artist has perfectly captured her face.”

“What?” asked Ian. “You mean the Ruby who . . .”

“Donald,” exclaimed Nomik loudly. “Are you all right?” Donald Broome was pale and trembling. Nomik reached to prevent him falling. “The atmosphere, I imagine. Even on an earthlike world, the mix of gases is unfamiliar. Not to mention this disorienting light. Some people are more sensitive than others. He needs time to adapt. May we have a place to sit inside?”

“This way,” said their guide.

The interior managed to be spare yet sumptuous. Nomik and the guide helped Donald to a chair, insisting that he sit and catch his breath. “I’m fine. Really. It was . . .”

“Nonsense, Donald. You are still pale. May we have a glass of water?”

The guide gestured through a doorway to some hidden servant. “It’s coming.”

“His skin is clammy. I will cast a heartening spell. Meanwhile, perhaps a blanket could be found.”

The guide stepped through the doorway to call additional instructions to the servant seeking water. Nomik spoke strange words and waved his hands. “Ian, Donald, stay exactly where you are. I have cast a time bubble, so we can talk in private.”

“A what?” asked Ian.

“A technique my old friend Peregrine taught me when we were boys. Time now passes at a different rate for us. We have a few minutes to chat. When I release the spell, nobody will be the wiser.”

“What did you want to chat about?”

“The fact that a gigantic statue of Ruby sits at the heart of the capital of this planet.”

“Yes, we saw that.”

“I thought it worth remembering that one of us once put a bullet through that woman’s beloved head.”

“Yes. I see.” Ian sat on the arm of Donald’s chair. “Conversation could get awkward. Thank you for pointing that out.”

“Stand up, Ian. In order to avoid suspicion, you must remain where you were when the spell was cast.”

“Oh, right. Sorry.” Ian stood and tried to position himself properly.

“Close enough. I chose to cast in an instant when no one was looking directly at us.”

Ian looked about and realized he saw only sides and backs of heads on their unmoving hosts. “Good thinking.”

“Donald, you really did turn pale. Are you all right?”

“I’m fine, now. It took me by surprise. The day it happened, I was looking up at Ruby from below. Looking up at the statue, I flashed back on that moment.”

“Understandably upsetting. I imagine a policeman never forgets his kills.”

“I only ever had the one.”

“The point is, we do not know what these people know about it. Did Denny even tell them Ruby is dead? We must not let ourselves be caught out in a lie. We should avoid offering too much information.”

Donald nodded. “We keep quiet.”

“Play it by ear,” said Ian.

“Let me do the talking. Anything else we need to say?” Donald and Ian shook their heads. “Fine, then.” Nomik broke the spell.

The guide returned. “We’ll have that blanket in a moment, too.”

“Thank you.”

“Honestly, I don’t think it will be necessary.” Donald took in and expelled a deep breath. “Needed to sit a moment, I expect. And that heartening spell is a wonder. Wouldn’t want to keep the Chief Administrator waiting.”

“You’re sure?”

“Nomik and Ian will watch over me, for which I am truly grateful.”

The Chief Administrator’s office, reached by way of a private spiral escalator, carried forward the theme of spare sumptuousness. Two comfortably padded couches, upholstered in white and gold damask, faced a desk of blonde wood. The Chief Administrator’s chair was high and narrow and empty.

“Oldest trick in the book,” whispered Nomik. “Establish your importance by making people wait. He is probably in the next room watching us through a keyhole.”

As if on cue, a door opened. The man who entered could have been the model for the statue in the courtyard, an easy comparison to check as the giant profile was visible through the window behind the desk. In living color, his large red lips produced a disturbing contrast against white skin. “Chief Administrator Godot,” said the guide, “allow me to introduce Nomik Motchk, Donald Broome, and Ian Urquhart.”

Hands were shaken. “Gentlemen, please be seated.” Rather than sitting at his desk, the Chief Administrator joined them on the couches. “Welcome to Heaven.”

“Thank you, Chief Administrator,” said Nomik.

“Please, call me Chief. Everybody does.”

“Splendid. And you may call me Director.”

This offer set the Chief off balance for a moment. “Yes. Director of ACT. You look so young. Magic, I presume. What brings you to Heaven, Director?”

“We are seeking Donald’s son.”

“Dennis? I wouldn’t mind finding him myself.”

“He has been leading us a merry chase.”

“A leisurely one. You are trailing him by quite a bit. He was here for more than a month and left, along with my daughter, a week before you arrived.”

“Yes. He took the one ship ACT kept ready in case a teleporting wizard should appear. We had to wait while another craft was taken out of mothballs.”

“Why was only one ship kept ready?”

“There has been a shortage of wizards who could teleport. As Orrin Viderlick explained it to us, the one was kept fully functional for political reasons. Powerful families have relatives on the colonies. The government wanted to appear prepared to contact them if and when that became possible.”

The Chief nodded. “Makes sense. Had I been there after Ruby’s death and the collapse of the teleportation system, I might have done the same.”

“You know about Ruby’s death, then.”

“Dennis told us. Shot by a policeman, he said. Dennis is so inherently kind that he tried to excuse the man’s foul act, but it came as dreadful news to us. Heaven observed three days of mourning. Reactions were passionate. There were many suicides.”

“What a noble gesture. Thank you.”

Donald was becoming pale again. Ian reached to steady him. The Chief gave Donald a sympathetic pat on the hand. “My dear sir, I see the memory of it still affects you even though you must have heard the news of her death many years ago. She was an amazing woman.”

“Yes,” said Donald. “Her death affected more people than I could have foreseen. And at greater distances.”

“Particularly here on Heaven. When so much of the world rejected my father’s vision, Ruby understood. She shared his dream and worked in secret to make that dream come true.”

“Secret indeed.” Nomik stood and walked to the window to contemplate the statue of Noah Godot. “I must admit that I am unfamiliar with your father’s dream.”

“Yet you see it all around you.”

“The dream of a world of flying cars and well-lit fluted architecture?”

“The dream of a world united in its race.”

“Race to what, exactly?”

“Our race. The white race. Have you not noticed? You will see no taint of dark-skinned men on this blessed globe.”

Nomik turned in time to see Donald and Ian exchanging horrified glances behind the Chief’s back. “No, I had not noticed. How unexpected.”

“So you really were unaware of our founding program. Did Ruby keep our secret even from her fellow Directors?”

“She did. I saw nothing in the corporate history.”

The Chief looked worried. “There was much objection to my father’s views on Earth. I must ask, do you share that objection?”

Nomik looked out the window again. “It is your world. What you do on it is entirely your business.”

“Wise words,” said the Chief. “As I suspected, your bringing a dusky Arab among us was an innocent infraction.”

“Dusky Arab? You mean Rayyan? Our pilot does not strike me as particularly dark.”

“I’m told he is the blackest man on this planet. It’d be best if he stayed aboard your ship.”

“We will keep that in mind.”

“Is he a Muslim?”

“I did not ask, although now that I think of it, I believe he did some quiet praying during our flight.”

“With things the way they are on Heaven now, that might be a greater offense than his skin. It could put him in danger if he walked abroad.”

Nomik looked to Donald and Ian. Each seemed to struggle to withhold comment. “On Heaven now, Chief, how are things?”

“Our dream has met with difficulties, but when Dennis brings us the radioactive materials he promised, our problems will be solved. That’s why the sight of your ship in our sky particularly excited us, although what we’re really looking for are those big teleportation containers that appear directly on the ground. Whole buildings full of nuclear materials would mean so much.”

“I wonder about that.” Nomik looked out the window again. “You use vehicles that float on magnetic levitation. You keep them in the air even when they are parked. Your architects favor continuously running escalators over elevators. I have, by paying close attention, convinced myself that on a world which experiences only limited hours of darkness, you keep your street lamps on all day. The lights in the courtyard intended to illuminate those statues appear to be on right now.”

“Your point, Director?”

“This does not strike me as a world starved for energy.”

The Chief laughed. “Hardly. Ruby granted us a planet awash in the stuff. Those three suns drive an active ecosystem. The life forms native to Heaven are primitive, but there are plenty of them, and their substances are easily converted to fuels. Along with the obvious solar capacity, wind and water power are abundant as well. We have seen to it that the only way to find darkness in the cities of Heaven is to intentionally block out our light.”

“Then why have you asked Denny Broome to bring you radioactive materials? Why would you even think of nuclear power plants?”

“We don’t think of them, Director.”

Nomik turned back to look the Chief in the eye. “Weapons? You want atomic bombs?”

“We certainly do.”

Behind the Chief’s back, Donald and Ian exchanged startled glances once again.

“What on Earth . . .” Nomik caught himself. “What on Heaven for?”

“For the bloody Catholics.”

“Catholics?” asked Ian. “What have you got against them?”

“Before I answer that, may I ask your religion?”

“Presbyterian.”

“And Mr. Broome, Dennis has told us your family are Methodists. I understand, Director, you come from Mexico.”

“Which is a largely Catholic country, but I was brought there by my mentors. We were a non-denominational household.”

“Good. That will make it easier to relate our history.”

Nomik rejoined the men on the couches. “I always enjoy a history lesson.”

“Heaven seemed a true paradise at first, a world of natural bounty inhabited by men united in their grand vision and superior heredity. It did not take long, however, for us to recognize the flaw in our scheme. We had concentrated so much on bringing a pure race to this world that we had forgotten purity of faith. Considering the name we had chosen for our planet, that must seem unbelievable.”

“Not at all. Men of vision like your father often focus too intently on a single goal.”

“Kind of you to say so, Director. And it is the truth. It was conservative Jews among us who pointed out our mistake in bringing atheists from Earth. Ironic, considering that once we corrected that error, it was those Jews who were the next to go.”

“Go where, exactly?”

The Chief hung his head a moment and sighed. “Another flaw in our plan. Earth is a hostile cesspool of miscegenation. Ruby and my father had agreed Heaven would be safer on its own in the universe, so once we were established, she sent no further teleportation containers. Our spaceport was entirely closed, inactive for decades until the arrival of your son, Mr. Broome.”

Donald nodded weakly. He saw where this story was going. “Did you have nowhere you could put them?”

“Concentration camps? Reservations? Such evil places would be a permanent scar on the face of Heaven. No, better to solve the problem straight away.”

“A final solution,” said Nomik.

“Exactly. The Jews led the elimination of the atheists, along with a handful of light-skinned representatives of other faiths, and then my father led the elimination of the Jews. At that point, on a planet entirely white and Christian, we thought our problems were solved.”

“Your naivete was charmingly consistent.”

“Director, that observation is so insightful. The innocence of honest men. When Catholic bishops began electing cardinals, a hierarchy to compete against the legitimately constituted civil authority, it came as an utter shock to my father. They chose as Pope a man who had worked shoulder to shoulder with us in wiping out the Jews. We were appalled by this betrayal of our trust.”

“So, you are working toward yet another final solution.”

“Not as easily, this time. It was astounding how large a Catholic population we had.”

“Yes. I would have anticipated mostly Southern Baptists.”

The Chief’s expression brightened. “My own faith and that of my father. What happened with the Catholics was an all-out war.”

Nomik looked toward the windows. “Your city shows no sign of one.”

“The Catholics had anticipated conflict. The Irish occupied the mountains. We have reason to believe there are a handful of surviving Jews among them.”

Nomik clucked his tongue and shook his head.

“The rest of the papist mob absconded to the southern continent, stealing most of our seaworthy craft. It took us years to build a fleet to follow them. Today, we are trapped in an endless round of naval battles, plus border skirmishes with the micks. Bounteous as Heaven is, it proved lacking in much of the materials required for modern warfare. At sea, you will find us using ropes and hooks in boarding wooden vessels and fighting hand to hand with swords.”

“That sounds inadequate for a final solution.”

“Exactly, Director! You do understand our need for atomic bombs. With them, we can take control of this planet and establish the Heaven of my father’s dream.”

“Did you tell Denny about the bombs?” asked Donald. “Did my son know what you intended to do?”

“He certainly did. We are already drawing plans to add a statue of your son in that courtyard. When he returns with the promised nuclear resources, he will be one of Heaven’s greatest heroes.”

“And with your daughter,” said Nomik.

“Yes. With Dulce. Once we can build those bombs, we’ll write Dennis’s name in eternal glory across the skies of our southern hemisphere.”

“You are a man of grand vision, Chief. The enormity of your plan takes away my breath, but you must understand we take a personal interest in the status of Denny Broome. I can tell his father is aching to ask about this relationship with your daughter. Dulce, was it? Is that an Italian name?”

The Chief hung his head. “You are touching very much on the personal.”

“Forgive us,” said Nomik. “We are strangers here.”

“You will hear the story somewhere. May as well be from my lips. Dulce Maria’s mother, my wife, was the daughter of the man who now styles himself the Pope.”

“Where is Dulce’s mother now?” asked Nomik.

“She is no longer with us.”

“You mean she has gone into the mountains? Or to the southern continent?”

The Chief raised his head and looked defiantly at Nomik. “No, sir, I do not. My wife was given the opportunity to remain loyal to the Authority of Heaven or to stand with her precious Pope.”

“A dilemma. Her husband or her father.”

“Her white nation or her misguided faith. She chose unwisely and paid the ultimate price.”

“Are you saying you had your own wife executed?”

“Could I have granted my wife privileges I would not grant another man’s? The example of justice was essential to Heaven’s future.”

“I understood there was mercy in Heaven.”

“We will be able to afford mercy when our world is safely united. Security demands justice.”

Nomik nodded. “Leadership includes the burden of difficult decisions. You have my sympathy at the loss of your wife. How did your daughter take it?”

The Chief looked toward the ceiling and sighed. His heavy lips pursed and then worked as if whispering a silent prayer. At last, he said, “She was a child. It was difficult to make her understand. She came around eventually. I am proud of her.”

Donald started as if to stand, but Nomik waved him back, quickly saying, “Chief Godot, we have had a long journey, and this has been an emotional conversation for us all. Rest, time to think, perhaps a meal is called for.”

“Of course, gentlemen. You must think me a poor host.”

“Not at all. You have had so little opportunity to welcome visitors from off your world.” Nomik rose and gestured for all to join him. The Chief mirrored his gesture.

The guests were fed and seen to their rooms in a nearby hotel. The triple sunset was as magnificent as promised.


In the dim light of midnight, a man in a dark uniform entered the capitol building and rode the spiral escalator.

“Chief?”

“Ah, I’ve been waiting for this. What does research have for me?”

A single page was slid onto the desk.

“What am I looking at?”

“A photocopy from a schoolbook. According to a label in the front, Denny Broome’s social studies text. He brought it to catch us up on the years of Earth’s history we had missed.”

“And this page?”

“The story of Ruby’s assassination.”

“And?”

“Look at the circled words and the note in the margin.”

The Chief did as directed. He gasped. “Oh, my dear God!”

“Please, Chief. Not the Lord’s name in vain.”

The Chief looked up, his face decisively fixed. “Nothing vain about it. We’ve got them. But we must be careful. That arrogant boy, the Director, is a powerful old wizard. He, or Dennis Broome, or both of them, are our hope for victory in this war.”

14 — Coffee with Dummy

Exuberant lettering on the cafe door pleased Ian. He would be satisfied even if Nomik were not inside, but upon entering he found the double reward of a delightful coffee aroma as well as the person he was looking for.

“How did you manage to track me down?”

“We each have our skills, old man. You know tracking is one of mine.” Ian joined Nomik at the coffee bar. “Cappuccino.”

“Hush.” Nomik pressed a finger to Ian’s lips. “On Heaven, we do not use the name derived from the brown robes of Catholic Capuchin monks.”

“You cannot be serious.”

“Never more so.” Nomik raised his voice. “My friend will have a thick coffee with steamed milk foam.”

“Yes, sir. One Noah coming up.” The barista snapped into action. “An honor to have you with us, Mr. Urquhart.”

“If you say so.”

Nomik chuckled. “Did you actually track my spoor across the city?”

“Not difficult.” Ian indicated the television behind the busy barista’s head. “We are in the news. I am recognized wherever I go. They tell me my friend was here. I ask where he went. They point.”

“You doubled my route all the way from the hotel?”

“In and out of everywhere. I began to fear you would never stop for coffee.”

“Where is Donald?”

“He decided to spend the morning in.”

“Probably a good idea, all things considered.”

“I know how you spent your morning,” said Ian, “but not what you had in mind. Why were you pestering businessmen at dawn?”

“Businessmen tend to be more candid before business hours. No offense.”

“None taken,” said the barista. “You’re right.”

“The customer always is, which is why I learned more truth in the time before I became a customer.”

“And what have you learned?” asked Ian.

“That the Chief Administrator is a great leader.”

“Oh, really?” Ian looked doubtful.

“Ask our server what he thinks of Catholics.”

“No need to ask,” said the barista. “I hate ‘em.”

“And when did you start hating them?”

The barista handed a cup of Noah to Ian. “I’ve always hated Catholics. Not the people, you understand. We don’t hate people on Heaven. I should have said, I hate their sinful ways.”

“Thank you. We will take our coffees to that table by the window.”

“You’ll like that spot, sir. Plenty of suns this morning.”

“Might I have a scone?” asked Ian.

“Fresh ones coming up, sir. I’ll bring it over.”

“Lovely.”

Nomik and Ian sat. Steam from cups cast multicolored shadows on the tabletop. Ian kept his voice low. “What, in that display of religious bigotry, makes you think Mr. Godot is so great?”

“A good leader convinces others to believe as he does.” Nomik sipped his coffee. “A great leader convinces them that his ideas were theirs all along.”

Ian scowled. “I see nothing good in that.”

“Perhaps I should have said effective. Judgments of good and evil are not ours to make here.”

“Because we are on another planet?”

Nomik focused his attention outside the cafe window. “Exactly so.”

“Do you not believe there are universal moral truths?”

“I do not.”

Ian put his coffee firmly down. “Now I understand how you were once convinced to try to wipe out the human race.”

“Excellent example. It was a complicated situation. As a member of that race, you can be expected to view my position with bias.”

“What? And now you unbiasedly share Godot’s biases?”

“I did not say that. I simply remarked upon his skill.”

“I begin to wonder if Ruby was the only Director of ACT responsible for this fluted nightmare of a planet.”

“I told the truth when I told Godot I had no knowledge of Ruby’s work with his father. By the time the first colonies were being established, I was a doubly silent partner in that enterprise, neither speaking nor listening.”

“I thought you were the public face of the outfit.”

“Ruby, Dexter Toole, and I were the three founders. And funders. I was world famous as the wizard who had revealed the existence of real magic. Dexter was prominent only in business circles. Ruby, who really ran the place, was shrouded in mystery, which was the way she liked it.”

“I heard, before ACT, she ran a brothel.”

“The most expensive in the world, and that was only one of her income sources.”

“What else? Drugs? Murder for hire?”

Nomik laughed. “Sort of.”

“So, she was the kind of monster needed to dream up this Heaven, and you let her do it.”

Nomik shrugged. “As I said, I was no longer active in the business when Heaven was colonized, but I was aware of Ruby’s views. She and I had many a chat as ACT was being initially created. She made good points. Fascinating woman.”

Ian huffed over his coffee. “I do not think I would have liked her.”

“She would have liked you.”

“Because of my race and religion?”

“Not at all. Ruby was no bigot. On the contrary, she had a clearer insight into human nature than anyone I ever met.”

“Gentlemen,” said the barista as he placed Ian’s scone upon the table, “your friend is in the news.”

“We have been in the news all morning,” said Ian.

“Not like this. He’s been arrested.”

“Oops,” whispered Nomik. “That was quick.”

“What for?” asked Ian.

Nomik answered loudly enough for anyone in the coffeeshop to hear. “Undoubtedly an infraction of some minor local ordinance, the bane of travelers everywhere. Surely the authorities will let him off with a warning.”

“I doubt it,” said the barista. “He’s been arrested for the attack on Our Beloved Mother of Heaven.”

“What?” asked Nomik. “They think he vandalized the statue?”

“The real woman. The charge is murder. They’re saying he’s the policeman who shot Ruby.”

“Nonsense,” said Nomik. “That was more than a decade ago. Ian, you know Donald Broome so much better than I do. He was never a policeman, was he?”

Ian opened his mouth. Nomik could almost hear the gears grinding away inside the Scottish wizard’s head. “Yes,” said Ian. “He was.”

“I do not understand what would make you say that.” Nomik meant it.

“Only this morning, I was telling the clerk at our hotel how I was Denny Broome’s mentor for all those years.”

Nomik immediately saw the dangerous corner Ian had painted himself into by bragging up his association with Heaven’s new hero. Ian had admitted to a witness that he was a long-time friend of the Broome family. He had probably told a truthful tale or two.

“And Donald was a policeman back then?”

Ian nodded.

“But surely you were unaware of this alleged association with the tragic death of my fellow Director at ACT?”

Ian’s gears were turning again. What would Donald tell the authorities? What did they already know? Yesterday, Nomik had said they must not be caught out in a lie. “Not entirely unaware.” Ian became aware of a change in the room. Other patrons had been stealing glances their way since he came in. Now, they were openly staring. “It is a complicated situation.”

“We must seek out Chief Godot immediately and tell him everything we know,” said Nomik. “What do we owe for coffees and a scone?”

“Nothing,” said the barista.

“You are too generous.”

They walked into the sunslit street, Ian carrying his scone. “That was nice of him about the coffees.”

“He may not want to be seen taking money from accessories to history’s greatest crime.”

“Oh, dear. I suppose not.”

“Oh, dear, indeed. Ian, when we get to the Chief Administrators’ offices, let me do the talking. In fact, I should speak to the Chief alone. You stay in the courtyard. Make sure you are visible at all times. Admire the statues with sincerity in case we look down from the window. Above all, refrain from using magic.”

“Nomik, are we in trouble?”

“Not if we play our cards right, but it is a tricky hand.”

“And I am playing dummy?”

“To my declarer? Yes, that would be best.”

Ian did as he was told. In the courtyard, he ran through a scenario of being a man who respected the achievements of the founders of Heaven. It got confusing when he came to how he would feel about somebody who murdered one of them. He did not want to look like a co-conspirator, but neither did he wish to appear disapproving of Donald Broome. He decided it was best to move away from the statues and admire flowers. He hoped this would work with Nomik’s plan. Some local insects genuinely fascinated Ian. He did not look up toward the Chief Administrator’s window so never knew that nobody was looking down.


“Prisoner 59301, you have a visitor.”

Donald was startled and could only stare in response. He was led from his cell, down a long corridor, up an escalator, into a room filled with empty chairs and tables. The people in the room were a dozen standing guards and Ian Urquhart. “Thoughtful of you to drop by, Ian. It’s been at least a week. Shall we sit?”

“Donald, what happened to your eye?”

“It’s healing. Apparently, I resisted arrest. Somewhat ironic. Rules against police brutality are lax on Heaven.”

“They have you in chains.”

Donald clanked as he sat. “Yes, they have.”

“Do they think you would try to run for it?”

“The thought has occurred to me. It’s my first time on this side of the law. Surprising how my mind keeps drifting back to the spaceship, wondering if Rayyan has it ready to take off. I suppose most of the criminals I arrested must have felt this way.”

“Donald, you are no criminal.”

“That point is in dispute.”

“And anyway, a breakout would be useless. Even if the Caius was meant to lift off from the ground without magical aid, which it was not, it has now been disabled.”

“What? Why?” Donald held up a heavy link. “Do they doubt the strength of these?”

“Nothing to do with you. The authorities found out that everything except the engines was powered from a nuclear battery. They confiscated the plutonium.”

“Good Lord. Was it enough to make a bomb?”

“Nomik thinks not.”

“What does Rayyan say?”

“No idea. They are holding him aboard the Caius.”

“Holding him? Is he charged with anything?”

“Being what he is. Islam is enough.”

“So, without the battery, could he take off at all? Jury rig a short hop to another continent?”

“No. They never refueled the ship. Rayyan is being held in a dead shell. They will not bring him here because they do not want prisoners to be forced to share facilities with a dark-skinned Muslim.”

“Of course not. Wouldn’t want to make us murderers uncomfortable. Any good news?”

Ian smiled. “You are to be tried by a tribunal of three justices in the High Court of Heaven.”

“What an honor.”

“Nomik will be serving on that panel.”

Donald stared. “What are you talking about?”

“The colonies were all chartered by ACT. Heaven uses that charter as the foundational document of their government. Godot’s position as Chief Administrator of the Authority of Heaven comes directly from it.”

“So?”

“One of the charter provisions is that a Director of ACT is automatically an ex officio member of any and every government body. Nomik knew that. All he has to do is ask, and they have to let him in.”

Donald smiled. “I imagine a death penalty case on Heaven must require a unanimous vote.”

“No. Simple majority.”

Donald’s smile weakened. “Still, if Nomik convinces one other judge, I’m off.”

“Sorry. The ex officio member is non-voting and also non-speaking. When the three justices meet, he will just sit with them.”

Donald huffed. “What’s the point of that?”

“As Nomik explained it, the provision was originally written in by Ruby. Before she got into teleportation, her particular magical skill was the manipulation of minds. Once she was in the room, she could control the outcome.”

“Clever.” Donald looked toward a barred opening above the heads of guards. He had not seen an outside window in days. “Can Nomik do that kind of magic?”

“Afraid not. He was recently upset because he found out a mentor had used mind control on him a hundred years ago. He hates that sort of thing and never learned it.”

Donald leaned close and whispered, “And you?” A guard stepped forward, raising a nightstick as he did so. Donald leaned back.

“No,” said Ian. “Nothing like it. I have never even known someone who could read minds. Although, I am pretty good at guessing what an animal will do next.”

Donald eyed the guard but decided to withhold comment. “Ian, I’m going to need legal representation. Have you and Nomik been working on getting me someone?”

“I am to have that honor.”

Donald felt his mind come to a halt. “Say again?”

“The Chief Administrator asked me to serve as your attorney. I agreed to do it.”

Donald’s startled stare was getting a workout today. “Why?”

“You said yourself, you need representation.”

“Ian, I need a lawyer. Have you studied law?”

“Quite a bit this week. It was last night I came across the regulation saying they had to let me talk to you.” Ian proudly smiled. “That is how I am here this morning.”

“Well done, but have you had any experience in court?”

Ian looked down at the floor. “There was that time you arrested me for the triple homicide.”

“That’s true. I’d almost forgotten. Not really what I had in mind, though. If you’ll recall, you had the advantage that you were innocent, but you hired a real attorney anyway.”

“Yes, Donald. I understand.” Ian looked up. “You need a real attorney, but what you have is me.”

“Why do I have you, Ian? Why not a professional?”

“Because no professional wants to be seen defending the murderer of the Mother of Heaven.”

“Nonsense, Ian. There’s always a lawyer willing to take on a big case like this. It’s a boost to the résumé.”

“People are not thinking like that.”

“At the very least, the court must appoint a qualified attorney. That’s the law.”

“On Earth. In the United States. This is Heaven.”

“Funny, it doesn’t feel like it.”

“Donald, you have to understand, I am doing everything I can. I tried to get you a real lawyer, but you are the most hated man on this planet.”

“Time’s up.” said a guard. The rest of them immediately closed on the prisoner to lead him away.

“Do not despair, Donald. You are not alone. This card game is not over.”

“Thank you, Ian.” Donald managed a weak smile, but it faded quickly as he was taken from the room. “Must admit, though, I have a terrible hand.”

“Something bothering you,” asked a guard.

“He said I am the most hated man on the planet.”

“Oh, yeah. I hear people are lining up at the Chief Administrator’s door begging for the opportunity to be your executioner.”

“Seriously?”

The guard nodded. “Wouldn’t mind the job myself.”

Donald rode down the escalator in silence.


The High Court of Heaven deserved the name. The triangular chamber was Heavenly, at least in the sense that every upright surface was fluted, which emphasized the severe verticality. Each of the three judges had his own bench in a corner near the top of the space. The accused was in a central pit with justice looking down on him from all around. A domed glass ceiling let in the lights of Heaven’s heavens in such a way that the accused would be nearly blinded each time he looked up.

Donald waited in the pit. He and his guards had been the first to enter. The prisoner wore drab grey, while his guards were outfitted in special black and white checked uniforms for the day. They were joined by the prisoner’s black-robed legal representative.

“Where have you been?”

“Working day and night on your defense.”

“I’ve been worried sick, Ian. Couldn’t you have dropped in to tell me how it was going?”

“Oh, sorry. Last time we met, I forgot to mention the law only allows the accused’s attorney a single visit before trial. They want to be sure we are not conspiring.”

“Conspiring? With my own legal team?”

“The laws of Heaven, in my opinion, lean somewhat in favor of the prosecution. Noah Godot did not want guilty parties getting off on technicalities, so prosecutors can do whatever they please without fear of rule or regulation. The defense, on the other hand, is sharply restricted.”

“What about my rights?”

“Criminals are assumed to have denied the rights of their victims and thereby forfeited their own.”

“But I’m not a criminal. I haven’t been tried.”

“Ah, you are thinking of the presumption of innocence. Noah Godot felt that presumption was a bias against the rights of victims. It is banned from Heaven’s legal system.”

“So, I’m presumed guilty.”

“Not at all. We disapprove of any presumption.”

“We?”

“Oh, sorry, Donald. I have spent so much time in Heaven’s law book that I almost feel myself a citizen.”

“Law book? Not books?”

“They only have the one. We like things simple here. I understand now why the Chief Administrator believed I could represent you. The law of Heaven is a quick study.”

“What about legal precedent?”

“The colony has existed for a single generation. As the Chief says, the burden of our past is a light one. They intend to keep it that way. On the assumption that times change, all legal precedent more than ten years old is to be disregarded. Not necessarily a bad idea.”

“You sound like you’re starting to like the place.”

“This bigoted madhouse? Goodness no.”

“That’s a relief.”

“I think Nomik may settle here, though. He fits in. He spends more time with the Chief Administrator and members of the White Body than he does with me.”

“The what?”

“The White Body. Sort of the Chief Administrator’s cabinet and legislature all rolled into one.”

“Is there no separation of powers between executive and legislative branches?”

“Nor judicial. Your three judges will be members of the White Body.”

Donald sat back into his chair. “Good that Nomik is spending time with them. Winning them over to my side.”

“Yes,” said Ian. “We could hope that.”

“How’s that going? Does Nomik think he can get me acquitted?”

Ian hesitated. “He does not talk about it. In the rare moments I have had with him, he generally enthuses on one or another wonderful thing he has found on Heaven. The other day, I ran into Nomik and a few of the Chief’s men in a rug merchant’s shop. Nomik wants me to travel with him to the lake country. Chief Godot is supposed to have a marvelous lodge that hovers above the water. Nomik is invited for a weekend.”

“Swell. Am I included in the invitation?”

Ian considered. “Now that you mention it, I do not recall your name coming up in that conversation.”

“Great. After my execution, the two of you can have a lovely time with your new friends.”

“Do not be ridiculous.”

“A few weeks ago, I was afraid I might not see my son again. That now applies to my wife and daughters as well. Denny may be home by now.”

“Assuming he is not out gathering nuclear materials.”

“What is going on with that?”

“No idea.” Ian’s expression was puzzled. “It does not seem like him.”

“Neither does running off with someone’s daughter. When you see him, you must ask about that.”

“When we see him.”

Donald shook his head. “When you see my family, tell them I was thinking of them.”

“You must not talk like that, Donald.”

“Then you and Nomik get me out of here. These people clearly respect their own laws. How are we going to get across to them that I was a law enforcement officer following the laws of my own land?”

“Good point.” Ian pulled a notepad and pen from his robe and jotted down a memorandum. “I must mention that when I present your case.”

Donald leaned back and looked up toward the ceiling, sighing in something close to an acceptance of his fate. “Am I seeing movement up there?”

“That would be the judges, in red, green and blue robes, each representing one of Heaven’s stars.” Ian squinted against the glare from the dome. “Kind of hard to see from here. After they are seated, the prosecution will arrive. The level between us and the judges belongs entirely to prosecutors and their witnesses.”

“What about the public? Where do they sit?”

“No public. Trials on Heaven are held entirely in secret. Noah Godot believed testimony would be more candid if the public was not listening.”

“Of course,” said Donald. “I should have guessed. At least it’s not a show trial.”

“Well, it will be videoed. The Chief Administrator has the option of releasing it to the public later if he feels that will be in Heaven’s best interest.”

“Like if I lose. Will my execution be televised?”

“Yes,” said Ian. “I saw that on the schedule for the station I was watching last night.”

Donald started to stand, but two guards stepped forward to push him back down into his seat. “My execution is already scheduled?”

“I have confidence they will have to make a substitution when the time comes.”

“What else did you see on television?”

Ian grunted. “Their fiction consists of weak storylines threading together scenes of violence.”

“And their factual programming?”

“Mostly religious services.”

“Why were you watching television, anyway? I thought you were studying the law.”

“There is only so much law to study. Everyone needs a break now and then. Oh, here comes the prosecution’s team.”

A line of white-robed individuals entered and took seats behind long tables arranged in a triangle surrounding the pit. “What a mob. Ian, they can’t all be prosecutors.”

“Prosecution witnesses wear white as well, but I understand quite a number of prominent citizens have honorary prosecutorial status in this case. It was highly sought after.”

“Everyone wants a piece of me.”

“Yes.” Ian stood to get a better view of the arriving prosecutors and their witnesses. “Good Lord!”

“What is it?”

“Is that Nomik?”

Donald looked where Ian pointed. Nomik Motchk was taking a seat. He was wearing a robe matching those of the woman to his right and the man on his left with whom he was engaged in animated conversation. “That’s him. Does this mean something?”

Ian sat again. “Not sure. The judges’ benches are really chairs. I suppose Nomik could not sit in a justice’s lap. I guess I had not thought of where he would be.”

“Were you expecting him down here?”

Ian caught Nomik’s eye and waved. Nomik frowned and did not wave back. “Possibly. I certainly was not expecting him to be robed in white. Although, his position is an unusual one. Perhaps they have no special robe for ex officio members of the tribunal.”

“The prosecution will please begin,” declared the red-robed justice.

“They get right down to business in this court,” said Donald.

“We pride ourselves on a lack of ritual,” said Ian. “They, I mean. They. Not we.”

Above them, a white-robed man sitting across from Donald and Ian rose. “Your honors, we shall begin with introductions.”

“That is the Chief Prosecutor,” whispered Ian. “He is also Chairman of the Judiciary Committee of the White Body and a key man in this town. According to this morning’s news, he and Nomik were spotted dining together last night. I hope Nomik had some influence on him.”

Donald sighed. “And not the other way around.”

Much of the morning was taken up by the Chief Prosecutor introducing members of his team, each of whom made a speech explaining why, in his or her position, he or she was particularly appropriate for assisting in the prosecution of such a horrific crime against humanity.

“They have high hopes this trial will eventually be released to the public airways,” whispered Donald.

Ian nodded. “One does get that sense.”

Next, the prosecution began its case with a series of witnesses testifying to the character of the murder victim. They spoke from where they sat behind the tables above the defendant’s pit. This had Donald and Ian listening as voices from their right and left, in front of them and from behind, droned on seemingly endlessly about how wonderful Ruby was and what fine things she had done for Heaven and its people. And not only Heaven. It was asserted that elsewhere in the universe a planet existed where everyone was dark-skinned, another of Ruby’s programs. The occupants of Heaven did not see themselves as prejudiced against those people. They honestly believed each race could achieve happiness only on a planet of its own. This was Noah Godot’s vision, and the beloved Ruby had understood.

“Would I be exhibiting a bias,” whispered Donald to his legal counsel, “if I wished I was on that planet right now.”

“They might be just as likely to arrest you.”

Donald nodded. “Probably the case.”

The praise for Ruby continued as Donald watched the suns cast colored triangles of light that crept around the walls. Witnesses ran out of good things to say about the Beloved Mother of Heaven so took turns repeating each other’s comments and complimenting each other on them. This went on so long that the process had to be interrupted for lunch.

Donald ate with his guards in a small room adjoining the defendant’s pit. When Ian returned from lunch, he was good enough not to discuss his meal, and Donald did not ask. The trial resumed with further praise for the murder victim.

At last, the Chief Prosecutor stated, “We now offer physical evidence opening an important window on this crime. Your Honors are each being presented with copies.” The prosecutor looked down into the pit. “The defense should also receive two pages.” He spoke loudly enough to alert Ian, who was nearly nodding off.

As papers were handed to them, Donald asked his legal representative, “Have you seen this before?”

“Of course not, Donald. That would be cheating. The prosecution has not seen our evidence, either.”

“Do we have evidence?”

Ian shook his head as he scanned the pages and muttered, “Oh, dear.”

“Your Honors, the sheets before you are exact reproductions from this book.” The prosecutor hoisted a hefty text with brightly colored lettering and images on its front and back covers.

“Do you recognize that, Donald?” whispered Ian.

“One of Denny’s old textbooks, I think. What was it called?”

“It is titled Your World and Ours,” declared the prosecutor almost as if he had overheard the whispers in the pit below him. “The first photocopy is taken from a bookplate inside the cover. It indicates the owner to be Denny Broome. Dennis brought it during his visit to our small planet and presented it to the World Library. He hoped it would, in his words, ‘bring us up to date.’ We will be presenting testimony that the defendant, Donald Broome, was identified to us on his arrival here as the father of Denny Broome.”

“Never denied that,” said Donald.

“We may want to,” muttered Ian.

“The second photocopy,” said the prosecutor, “is taken from page 239. Below the heading Colonies Lose Contact, note the highlighted sentence, ‘During the investigation of the murder of a teleportation engineer, Director Ruby of ACT was killed by a police officer.’ I draw the court’s attention to the fact that the words a police officer have been circled in blue ink. In that same ink, in the margin of the page, at the end of the line containing the circled text are written by hand the words My Dad.

Murmurs filled the courtroom. “That’s hearsay,” whispered Donald. “Denny isn’t present so can’t be questioned as to exactly what he meant.”

“Noah Godot,” whispered Ian, “believed it was wrong to exclude evidence against a criminal just because the witness was unable or unwilling to testify in court.”

“He would. I’m really beginning to dislike that man.”

“Anyway, what Denny wrote is true, is it not?”

“Well, yes, but . . .” Donald looked around the room in exasperation. The prosecution called an expert to testify that the marginal note in the textbook matched samples of Dennis Broome’s handwriting. The man produced a seemingly endless series of enlarged images comparing letters, one to another. 

“What is Nomik doing?”

Ian stood to get a better look. “He has his cards out. He appears to be playing some sort of solitaire.”

“I can’t blame him.”

From high above, the green-robed justice called in a voice that echoed off the walls. “Does the defense rise to some purpose?”

“Ah,” said Ian. “Yes. Purpose. Well, we were thinking this evidence is hearsay.”

“But our handwriting expert is present,” said the Chief Prosecutor. “And anyway, our Founders wisely allow hearsay in the Courts of Heaven.”

“Yes, we know that. But without having Denny Broome available to testify, it would be difficult to ascertain exactly what he meant when he wrote My Dad.”

“I should imagine that he meant his father.” This remark by the blue-robed justice drew laughter which was quickly suppressed with a tap of the red judge’s gavel.

“The defense makes a fair point, Your Honor,” said the prosecutor. “It is for this very reason that we will hear our next witness. The prosecution calls Nomik Motchk.”

“That explains the white robe,” whispered Donald.

As Ian sat, he nudged Donald in the ribs. “This is going to be good.”

Donald winced away from the nudge. “What’s good about having one of the only people on this planet who doesn’t hate me testifying for the prosecution?”

“There is a reason I take my best apprentices to Nomik Motchk. Your son, like Cory Lariston before him, reached an age when he was too smart for me. Nobody is too smart for Nomik.”

“You mean . . . what?”

“I mean, Nomik is about to play this prosecutor fellow like a cheap fiddle. Sit back, Donald, and enjoy the show.”

15 — The Testimony of Nomik Motchk

“You mispronounced my name.”

“I’m terribly sorry. Perhaps you’d like to enter the correct pronunciation into the record.” The prosecutor indicated his microphone to remind the witness that each seat had its own mic. Since they were not amplifying sound, Nomik understood this must be for recording. Lights in front of him and the prosecutor indicated both their mics were on.

Nomik Motchk stated his name, softening vowels and tightening the consonant cluster to a single sound.

“Not sure I could pronounce that,” said the prosecutor.

“Understandable,” said Nomik. “It is an old Caucasian name that would not come easily to a tongue unfamiliar with the languages of the region.”

“Ho ho.” Ian nudged. “Did you catch what he did there?”

“Yes,” said Donald. “Could you please stop poking me? My ribs are tender.”

Ian looked concerned. “Did they beat you again?”

Donald observed the light on Ian’s microphone. It was off, but could it be trusted? Donald opted not to answer. He realized he was less concerned with what the judges heard than with what his guards were thinking.

The prosecutor asked, “Mr. Motchk, please tell us how you first became acquainted with the defendant, Detective Donald Broome.”

Ian jumped up. “Objection, your honors. The prosecution is putting words into the mouth of the witness.” Donald noticed the light by Ian’s microphone had come on as he spoke. How was that being controlled?

The prosecutor looked puzzled. “What words?”

“Nothing has been introduced into evidence to suggest that Donald Broome is, or ever was, a detective.”

“Oh, good point,” said the prosecutor. “Allow me to rephrase the question. Mr. Motchk, how did you first become acquainted with Donald Broome?”

Ian nodded his satisfaction at the new wording.

“My first contact with Detective Donald Broome,” said Nomik, “came when he called me on the telephone in his role as a police detective.”

Ian was no longer nodding.

“He was investigating the death of my apprentice, Cory Lariston.”

“Our apprentice,” said Ian.

“Now who’s putting words into the witness’s mouth?” asked the prosecutor.

“Oh. Sorry.” Ian sat again.

“Ian is absolutely correct,” said Nomik. “Cory was our apprentice, first Ian’s and then, at the time of Cory’s death, my own. But I am sure Ian still felt a strong connection.”

“I certainly did.”

“I remind the defense counsel,” said the red judge, “that he is not the witness at this time.”

“Sorry again, your honor.” The light by Ian’s microphone flickered and went off.

The prosecutor nodded his gratitude up to the red-robed justice. “What questions did Detective Broome ask you, Mr. Motchk?”

“He asked about my relationship with Cory and what I knew about the spell that killed him. He wanted to know if it were possible that Cory’s death had been an accident.”

“Was that possible?”

“I doubted it. Cory was too skilled to make such a mistake. Detective Broome asked who could have killed Cory intentionally. I told him it had to be one of three people: Dr. Hilsat, Ruby, or myself.”

“Would that be Ruby, Our Beloved Mother of Heaven?”

“Yes, that Ruby.”

“And Dr. Hilsat would be the famous co-inventor of magical teleportation?”

“Mathematician, wizard, inventor. Yes, Dr. Will Hilsat”

“Why those three people?”

“Cory Lariston was killed by a spell only we could cast, or so I said. Detective Broome suggested suicide, and I had to admit that was a possibility. Four suspects.”

“Cory could have cast the spell that killed him?”

“He had that skill. I taught it to him.” Nomik’s voice was tinged with regret.

“Do you believe Cory Lariston was responsible for his own death?”

Nomik’s voice dropped to a whisper. “I do.”

“Could you repeat that, please, so our judges can hear.”

Nomik cleared his throat and firmly stated, “I do believe that Cory Lariston initiated the circumstances leading to his own demise.”

Ian squirmed in his seat.

“Did you have further conversations with Police Detective Donald Broome?” The prosecutor put emphasis on the detective’s title.

“I did.”

“About the Lariston case?”

“Yes.”

“What was the content of those conversations?”

“I gave Detective Broome information about the spell that killed Cory. I guided him to witches, including Ruby, and wizards who could tell him more.”

“What did he find out?”

“He learned that Cory was an extremely powerful wizard, probably the most powerful who ever lived.”

“More powerful than the great wizards of old?”

“Knowledge accumulates and power with it. Just as legendary armies of ancient days would be no match for a well-outfitted modern division, so an ancient wizard brought suddenly forward into our times would find himself overmastered on all sides.”

“Magic has made that much progress?”

“As has any science.”

“I see. What else did Detective Broome learn from you and the people to whom you directed him?”

 “He learned that Cory possessed a spell capable of tremendous damage to the human race. And he learned that Cory Lariston had become almost entirely insane.”

“Are you saying that Lariston was dangerous?”

“By himself, he was a greater threat to Earth than all the Catholics are to Heaven.”

“Mr. Motchk,” said the prosecutor, loudly enough to quell the murmurs that were running through the courtroom, “how did you learn of the death of Ruby?”

Nomik closed his eyes and took a deep breath, seemingly taking a moment to collect himself. “Like most of the population of the Earth, I heard it initially through the news media.”

“We on Heaven were cut off from that earthly media. Enlighten us. What did they report?”

“That Detective Donald Broome had killed Ruby in the line of duty.”

“There you go,” said Ian to Donald.

“What did they mean by ‘in the line of duty?’” asked the prosecutor.

“The claim was that she was in the process of casting a deadly spell against a wizard.”

“Was that usual for the police to interfere in a—I believe they are called—a magical duel?”

“Such interference had never happened before. To my knowledge, it has not happened since.”

“What brought about this unprecedented action?”

“We were told that Ruby was suspected of killing Cory Lariston and was threatening to kill Ian Urquhart.”

“The very dangerous Cory Lariston. And are we speaking of the same Ian Urquhart who is counsel for the defense?”

“We are.” This brought another murmur in the court.

“What was the relationship between Detective Broome and the wizard Ian Urquhart?”

“Ian was the mentor of Detective Broome’s son Denny.”

“So, would Urquhart also be a friend of the family?”

“At that time, the mentoring relationship had not been formally established. Ian was primarily a friend.”

“And Detective Broome interfered in a magician’s duel on the side of his friend.”

“No,” said Nomik. “It was not like that at all. The media accounts were scanty, but some months ago I had the opportunity for a long conversation with Detective Broome in which he revealed to me the full details of the tragedy.”

The prosecutor raised an eyebrow so dramatically that Ian and Donald could easily see his doubt. “Only months ago he recounted the entire story of an event from the previous decade. That seems a rather happy coincidence for our trial.”

“No coincidence. Our presence on Heaven today and Donald’s telling me the story then both grew out of Ian’s decision to ask me to take on Denny as my apprentice.”

“I’m not sure I understand that decision. Cory Lariston’s apprenticeship ended in his madness and death. Why would Urquhart bring you another apprentice after that?”

“You would have to ask Ian. Or is that allowed, what with him being the defense counsel?”

“On Heaven, prosecutors face no restrictions in their pursuit of truth.”

“How very wise.” Nomik’s voice, as far as Donald could tell, held no hint of irony, and Donald was trying hard to find a hint. “In that case, with the prosecution given such broad discretion, would torture of the defendant be precluded?”

“Of course not,” said the prosecutor. “We wouldn’t have a criminal go free simply because his jailers became overzealous.” Donald gingerly fingered his aching ribs. “What did Detective Broome tell you about Ruby’s death in that long conversation you mentioned?”

Nomik looked down at Donald in the pit, the first time he had done so. The wizard’s expression communicated nothing. He seemed only to be drawing up memories. “The Detective related telephone calls he had received from Will Hilsat and from Sapphire, who was Ruby’s key assistant.”

“Everyone on Heaven knows of Sapphire. She met with all the colonists before they came here.”

“I am sure she did,” said Nomik. “With Ruby nearby. They were a most efficient team.”

“What did Sapphire and Dr. Hilsat say in these calls?”

“As Donald related it to me, each made rather vague suggestions that Ruby might have murdered Cory, although they refused to accuse her directly.”

“Did Detective Broome have any proof of these vicious slurs against Our Beloved Mother of Heaven?”

“To my knowledge, none at all.”

Ian looked to Donald for confirmation or dispute, but Donald’s eyes were fixed on Nomik Motchk.

“Did you personally ever hear proof of this slander?”

“Never. I did not need to.”

“But of course. You have already told us that you believe Cory Lariston committed suicide.”

“I said Cory was responsible for his own death. There is no doubt in my mind that Ruby killed him.” This statement produced much more than a murmur. It took some time to gavel the courtroom back into order. Ian was grinning broadly through the din, but Donald only stared at Nomik.

“Mr. Motchk, I cannot imagine you understand how such an accusation against Ruby sounds to a citizen of Heaven.”

“Accusation? Cory Lariston was insane, yet not entirely so. A part of his mind knew what was happening to him, and the danger he posed to the human race. He also knew that only a witch of Ruby’s skills had any hope of stopping him. Cory used her as his weapon. He called her to him and placed her in such a position that she would have but one chance. When Ruby killed Cory, she saved us all. Heaven is not the only planet whose population owes its existence to Ruby. So does Earth.” This speech, rather dramatically delivered in Ian’s view, drew first a silence and then wild cheers from the courtroom. The judges took their time suppressing the outburst.

“So, Ruby was the hero of the human race, but Detective Broome did not know that?”

“He knew.” Nomik finally returned Donald’s stare, his tone unmistakably accusatory. “When he pulled that trigger and blew my business partner’s brains out, he knew exactly who he was executing.” Ian winced, but Donald was a stone.

“I don’t understand,” said the prosecutor. “Why would any man do such a thing?”

“As Detective Broome related it to me,” said Nomik, “he did it to save the life of his son.”

“But the story he supposedly heard was that Ruby was a threat to Ian Urquhart. How was Denny Broome involved?”

“At the key moment, Denny was leaning on Ian’s knees. The spell that Donald thought Ruby would cast could kill Denny along with his mentor. Donald told me he saw Ruby already casting and knew he had only a moment to save his son. He had a choice: either shoot Ruby or shoot Ian.”

The prosecutor was shocked. “Why shoot Ian?”

“If Ian were dead, Ruby would have no reason to attack.”

“But if Detective Broome shot at Ian, wasn’t there a danger he might hit his son instead.”

“Donald was the best shot on the police force. He was indoors where no wind would interfere. He knew he could hit Ian without posing any danger to Denny.”

The prosecutor nodded. “A difficult decision. Ian was his innocent friend, yet he did know that Ruby’s seeming crime had saved the entire human race.”

“He knew more than that. He had learned that very day of an accusation against Ian.” Nomik pointed down into the pit. “Denny’s mentor was wanted in Scotland on charges of commission of a triple homicide.”

This revelation created an uproar in the court, over which Ian could be heard shouting, “I was exonerated.”

“Very true,” said Nomik. “Ian was found innocent. The real murderer was Cory Lariston, or so the court decided, but Detective Broome would not know that until weeks later.”

“Are you telling us . . . ,” began the prosecutor, but he had to wait until conversations in the courtroom were gaveled into silence. “Are you saying Detective Broome, motivated by the desire to protect his son, had to choose between killing the woman who had saved the human race or the man wanted for three murders, and he chose to kill the woman?”

Nomik paused to think. “Funny thing,” he finally said, “Ruby had actually helped to save the human race twice before.”

“Did Detective Broome know of these noble actions?”

“Yes. I and others had told him. Despite this, he chose to kill her rather than a wanted murderer.”

Everyone in the court now looked at Donald Broome, contemplating the monster. Perhaps they expected him to rise and twist in a frenzy of guilt, shouting his confession, but he only stared at the witness who had condemned him.

By now, the three triangles of light that had spent the day arcing down the walls of the courtroom and back up again had begun to fade. “Are we through yet with this witness?” asked the green justice.

The prosecutor turned, but Nomik beckoned him to wait. White-robed attorney and witness held a whispered conversation. At last, the prosecutor looked up to the judge and said, “No, your honor. And considering the time, we suggest the court adjourn for the day. Mr. Motchk has much more to say.”

“Very well. We will reconvene at nine tomorrow morning. Court adjourned.”

Before he left the courtroom, Nomik paused to sweep up playing cards he had laid out on the table. He did not again look down into the pit.

“What is the matter with me?” asked Ian. “I trusted that man with Cory, and Cory died insane. I trusted him with Denny, and now Denny has wisely fled. God help us, I trusted him with you, Donald. I keep making the same mistake.”

“Maybe he lied to you about not being able to control men’s minds.”

Ian shook his head. “We wizards and witches learn in youth how to protect ourselves from such magic. My only excuse is my own stupidity.”

“I was just as stupid, and I’ll pay for it with my life. Ian, remember, if you ever get back to Earth, tell my family I was thinking of them every moment.”

“Do not talk like that. Nomik is not the only wizard on this planet. I will get you out of this.” At Ian’s words, guards seized Donald and lifted him nearly off the ground despite his heavy chains. Rough handling exacerbated injuries. He groaned as they hurried him from the courtroom. Ian called after them. “Courage, Donald. This card game is not over yet.”


By the time Ian reached the spaceport, only the blue sun remained above the horizon, casting long shadows. The color suggested cold, but the blue sun was the hottest and had kept the evening warm. Ian found this paradox added to his growing dissatisfaction with Heaven.

When the travelers had arrived, their attention had been toward the city and its surrounding landscape. Now that Ian took a good look at Heaven’s spaceport, he realized how limited it was compared to Earth’s facility at Beowawe. Only three vehicles were visible. The largest by far was the vast squat teleportation container, a structure that had brought the final colonists from Earth decades ago but which had never really moved. Ian had been told of the way magical teleportation reorganized the universe without motion. He never understood it. He thought a sphere would be the natural shape to teleport, but, for technical reasons, the engineers preferred rectangular boxes.

The remaining vehicles were two rockets. One was the Caius in which Rayyan was now held prisoner. The other, well, what was that?

“The Triumph brung Noah Godot to Heaven,” said the spaceport’s caretaker. “Ruby did the teleport her own self and once stood on this very spot. She give us the ship so we could make a commemorative of it.”

“How generous of her.”

“Well, they ain’t all that expensive. These pop-and-drops only have to land, so the engines are pretty small compared to the monsters men once used to reach Earth’s Moon.”

“Are you saying the Triumph cannot take off?”

The caretaker shook his head. “Never could of, and today, it’s gutted to make room for museum displays. Same as what we’re doing with the ship you come in.”

Ian turned and looked up at the vessel that had brought him to Heaven. “Do you mean they will disassemble the Caius?”

“Well underway. Started days ago. Hope to use the parts in a smaller missile to carry a warhead someday.”

“The disassembly must be disturbing for Rayyan.”

The caretaker looked down at the ground. “Your pilot ain’t here no more.”

“Where is he?”

“They took him.”

“Who?”

“The Chief Administrator’s bully boys. Same crew what used to round up atheists and Jews. We had a few white Muslims, too, back then, though most Sons of the Prophet ended up on the darker Heaven.”

“Where did they take Rayyan?”

“His grave, I should imagine. Those boys don’t lead folks nowhere else.”

At a loss for words, Ian kicked at the pavement.

“Don’t take it so hard. Your Islamic type would never fit in here. This Heaven ain’t meant for such as him.”

“You seem like a decent man. How can you say a thing that is so hateful?”

The caretaker shook his head. “Ain’t no hatred in it. We don’t hate Muslims, or Jews, or even atheists. But once you have a planet cleaned of such folk, you have to protect yourself against their wicked ways. It’s only their ideas we hate. Love the sinner, hate the sin.”

Ian needed nature. He sent his taxi home empty. As he walked back to town, he decided that even if nobody on Heaven would admit to hating here, it was a hateful place. Ian hated it.

For one thing, as he confirmed on his walk, Heaven had no native animals. The climate was so conducive to life, and that life so young on this world, that nothing had evolved a brain in order to compete. Even the insects were more a kind of flying plant. Passing through a cloud of them was like being in a leafy breeze. They neither bit nor stung. Perhaps a magical botanist could make use of such creatures, build them into a smothering swarm, but Ian’s animal magic had no effect on them. On Heaven, he may as well not be a wizard.

Although, he knew, he still had running spells. He could get away. Go into the hills to join the Irish Catholics. But that would be no help to Donald. And would Catholic bigots be any better company? With no spaceship and no pilot, how could Donald and Ian escape this world? “If you ever get back to Earth,” Donald had said. For Ian, that if was just now sinking in.

The sky was dim and Ian tired when he got back to the hotel. He took dinner in his room, not wanting to face the disapproving stares he would undoubtedly draw in a restaurant. After eating, Ian stepped onto the balcony. Far below him, someone was splashing in the pool. Was that Nomik, relaxing after a day's foul work? Ian turned back to his room in disgust. He turned on the television. The evening news included scenes from the trial. Apparently, the Chief Administrator felt things had gone so well that he could release the video even before the inevitable guilty verdict.

There must have been a camera mounted near the dome. Some of the footage was shot almost straight down. Ian saw the cards Nomik had laid out before him. It was no ordinary solitaire Nomik was playing. Three sets of cards were fanned face down, and a fourth, the dummy, laid out in columns by suit. Throughout the morning testimony, Nomik had been playing bridge, needing neither partner nor adversaries. I wonder, thought Ian, does he imagine he can forget what is in each hand long enough not to cheat?

Other camera angles showed the end of Nomik’s testimony: key remarks and their disturbing effects on the court. Ian got to watch himself become visibly more dour as he had realized how Donald had been betrayed. Then a justice asked if the testimony were over. Nomik and the prosecutor held their whispered conversation. In the courtroom, it had been inaudible, but their recording mics were on. The television audience got to listen in.

“Not yet,” said Nomik.

“I really think you’ve done enough. You’ve put Broome’s neck on the block for sure.”

“Broome, yes. Tomorrow I can do the same for Ian Urquhart, but I need time to prepare.”

“Is that really necessary?”

“The Chief Administrator believes it is.”

“Oh, very well, then.”

The television news cut back to the anchor desk. The attractive blonde reporter spoke. “A terrible day for the alleged murderer of Our Beloved Mother of Heaven, and it looks like tomorrow will be just as bad for his attorney, a man once accused on Earth of triple homicide.”

16 — Magic Carpet

The previous day’s comments about overzealous jailers had proven inspirational. Donald waited in the defendant’s pit, nursing fresh bruises but not so obviously as to satisfy his captors. The courtroom was dimmer today. Despite sore muscles, it was easier to look up. He overheard guards discussing the approaching rainy season. One spoke of how the children liked this time of year when heavier clouds produced blobs of colored sunslight that chased each other merrily across the landscape. Another said his kids were crazy about those. It was odd for Donald to hear these brutes speak as loving fathers.

When the council for the defense entered, Ian’s woebegone expression was almost enough to make Donald smile. “Cheer up, Ian. None of this is your fault. We’re leaves blowing in a storm.”

As Ian sat, he leaned close. “This storm has taken its first victim. Rayyan is dead.”

Donald blanched. For a moment, he was speechless, looking to Ian for words that did not come. At last, he asked, “You saw the body?”

“No body left to see. Already buried, I believe.”

“Of course, they’d kill the Muslim first. No trial needed, and it shows respect for my religion.” Beyond Ian’s shoulder, Donald saw a guard nodding agreement.

Donald leaned back and looked up. He could see so much better today. The judges’ benches were smaller than he had thought, three pulpits in corners high above the prosecution level. “Yesterday, the judicial panel came in before the prosecution.”

“They will again today,” said Ian. “A sign of the court’s respect.”

“But not before us. No respect for the defense?”

“That is not Heaven’s tradition.”

Above the benches, Donald saw the glass dome with clouds beyond blocking sunslight but still tinged with merry colors. “Even an overcast day here looks like a party.”

“An effect that is wearing on me,” said Ian.

The glass dome curved in interesting ways to be a triangle at the bottom but a circle at the top. “Is there some symbolism in the three-sided courtroom? I mean beyond the planet having three suns?”

“It is all about the Holy Trinity.” Ian’s voice was weary. “These people like everything in threes. That is why the idea of adding a statue of Denny in their courtyard holds such appeal for them. Maybe that is why they plan to execute me after Rayyan and you.”

“Execute you? What makes you think that?”

“It was on the news last night.”

“But why?”

“For being your attorney, I suppose.”

“That’s no reason.”

“More reason than they had for poor Rayyan. Today, Nomik intends to testify against me.”

“Do you suppose he was involved in getting rid of our pilot? They are trying to keep us here no matter what.”

“The lack of a pilot would not matter. The spaceship never could take off and is being disassembled as we speak.”

Donald realized to what extent the existence of the rocket had stood in his mind as a final hope, if not for an escape to Earth then at least to the southern continent. Despairing gloom settled in his heart. The thought he did not express, perhaps not even to himself, was that his doom was deserved. But not Rayyan’s. Not Ian’s.

Above them, judges arrived. As the green- and red-robed men looked down, Ian nodded back with more respect than he felt. The blue-robed justice did not look. White-robed prosecutors entered with Nomik. Many of yesterday’s witnesses had not returned. Their work was done.

As Nomik sat, he began dealing cards onto the table in front of him. He said something to a prosecutor. Both men laughed. Beyond them, Ian saw the judges, the dome, and the sky. He longed to see a solidly white cloud. Perhaps he never would again.

“The prosecution will please resume,” declared the red-robed judge.

“Your honors, we beg the indulgence of the court. We will depart somewhat from usual procedure.”

“With what purpose?”

“The pursuit of truth and justice.”

Three judges nodded in unison. “Proceed.”

“Nomik Motchk, while continuing his testimony, will also join our prosecuting team.”

“Not sure what you mean,” said the green judge. “Why?”

“Mr. Motchk wishes to be recognized as a prosecutor so that during his testimony he may call witnesses of his own.”

“What the hell?” asked Ian out loud. This brought a shocked rumble through the courtroom.

“I remind the attorney for the defense,” said the red justice, “that this is a civilized court in which propriety is expected. Its opposite will not be tolerated.”

“What?”

“Watch your language.”

Ian gathered what little tolerance he could find remaining within himself. “Sorry, your honors. I was taken by surprise. I find it difficult to imagine how Nomik Motchk can be a prosecutor and at the same time serve as ex officio member of the team sitting in judgment on this trial. That must lead to a conflict of interest.”

“Justice is our shared interest,” said the blue judge.

“Yet Ian has a point,” said Nomik. “It is for this very reason I will forego my right as an ACT director to sit with the judicial team. I have complete confidence that you three gentlemen can reach a fair conclusion without my interference. It is far more important I join the prosecution, a position from which I can bring to this court extremely valuable evidence dealing with the death of Ruby at the hands of Donald Broome.”

“What manner of evidence?” asked the green judge.

“Yesterday, we made it clear that Broome’s explanations for the shooting, both official and unofficial, make no sense. To execute a suspect before her arrest or trial is hardly action in the line of duty. A father seeking to protect his son had a choice between shooting the woman who saved the human race three times or shooting a man living practically in the bosom of the Broome family while hiding the fact that he was a fugitive from justice suspected of triple homicide. The detective’s lack of explanation for why he killed that woman exposed the great puzzle of this case. We have means and opportunity aplenty. We lack a credible motive.”

“That could benefit us, could it not?” Ian asked Donald. “Prosecutors need to prove a motive.”

“I wish him luck. I have no idea why I did it.”

Nomik should not have been able to hear their whispers in the pit, but he chuckled and then stood, raising his voice so it rang from the courtroom’s triangle of walls. “It is my intention today to demonstrate the death of Ruby was nothing less than a political assassination, a plot founded in a vile conspiracy of religious bigotry with interstellar scope.”

“He cannot be serious,” said Ian.

“And for that purpose . . .” Here Nomik had to wait while the red judge gaveled down rising courtroom murmurs. “For that purpose, I must ask the court’s particularly wise indulgence while I call upon the testimony of Rayyan Abd Al-Rashid.”

This brought gasps from almost everyone, including the attorney for the defense. “Perhaps I was wrong. Unless the dead are allowed to testify, this is good news.”

“The dead could speak where hearsay is allowed,” said Donald, “but we can hope.”

“I will not ask the witnesses for the prosecution to share floor space with a Muslim.” Nomik signaled. A door below was opened. Guards brought in Rayyan. “The false believer will be questioned in the pit of the accused.”

“Most appropriate,” said the blue judge.

“I will join him there.”

“Must you lower yourself, Director? I am sure he can hear you from where you are.”

“I must, your honor. This testimony involves a physical demonstration of guilt which I will personally coordinate.”

Rayyan was led to the center of the pit, directly in front of the table where Donald and Ian sat. The pilot had a fresh scar on his cheek. Donald sighed in empathy. After him came four men carrying a large rolled carpet. They placed it on the ground.

Nomik descended a stairway to the level of the defense. At his painstaking direction, the carpet was unrolled. He tugged its corners into position with great care. “Rayyan, do you recognize this object?”

“What? The rug?”

“Do you recognize what kind of rug this is?”

“No idea. I’m not much on textiles.”

“The pattern.” Nomik walked around the carpet, keeping his voice loud enough to be heard by the judges high above. “How would you describe it?”

Rayyan examined the rug. “A square of squares. Black trimmed in gold. Three by three. They look to be about a meter on edge, so nine square meters total, more or less. Are we playing tic-tac-toe?”

“And the asymmetric element?” Nomik bent low to brush his fingertips over the design of interest.

“One of the edge squares has a white circle in it, with points inside, sort of like a compass. Both X and O.”

“Exactly like a compass. The pointer at the leading edge is green. Does that not suggest the carpet’s purpose?”

“To cover the floor?”

“Notice the marks on that floor. I had them taped there last night to assure the carpet’s correct orientation at this exact hour.”

Rayyan looked at the marks which squared the carpet’s corners. A straight strip extended from the green lozenge. He shook his head to indicate a lack of comprehension.

The red judge said, “For the sake of the record, the witness will respond aloud.”

“I have no idea what he’s getting at,” said Rayyan.

“I consulted an astronomer,” said Nomik. “The green pointer indicates the direction toward the Earth. What does that suggest to you, Rayyan Abd Al-Rashid?”

Rayyan shook his head again. “Nothing.”

Nomik looked up. “Your honors, what are we to make of a Muslim man who fails to understand the purpose of a rug oriented toward Mecca?”

“Oh, I get it,” said Rayyan. “It’s a sort of prayer rug.”

“A sort of Muslim prayer rug.” Nomik’s tone was mocking. The men who had brought the rug stepped away as though fearing contamination. So did the guards. “Now you recognize the object. I suppose this court can understand your reluctance to acknowledge a tool of your particular faith.”

“I didn’t see what you were getting at. It doesn’t look like any prayer rug I’ve ever seen.”

“But you do know how such a rug is used?”

“I do.”

“Please, demonstrate.” This request produced expressions of shock throughout the courtroom. “I beg your honors indulgence,” said Nomik. “Reluctance to see this sort of thing within Heaven’s court is understandable, but in the interest of bringing forth the truth of the conspiracy that took the life of Our Beloved Mother of Heaven, I assure your honors it is necessary. The Chief Administrator has approved this line of questioning.”

“Although this is a most distasteful proposition,” said the green justice, “if the Chief Administrator approves, proceed.”

“Rayyan Abd Al-Rashid, kneel upon that rug.”

Rayyan stood unmoving. Ian slowly shook his head. Donald clenched chained fists beneath the defense’s table. Nomik signaled to the guards. They lifted Rayyan onto the middle of the rug and forced him to his knees. He glared up at Nomik.

“You tap your head against the ground, do you not?” Rayyan did not respond. At Nomik’s signal, guards held back Rayyan’s arms and forced his forehead against the carpet. “Go ahead. Deep breath so we can hear you. Pray for us.”

Rayyan breathed deeply but spoke no word.

Nomik stepped onto the carpet. “Nice rug. Thick and soft. I had it made especially for you. The local weavers do good work.” Nomik waved the guards away. They withdrew again from the zone of threatened Islamic prayer with visible relief. Nomik stepped over Rayyan’s back, straddling him. He raised one foot and kicked Rayyan’s flank with his heel, like a rider spurring on a horse. “Pray, boy.”

Rayyan only continued to breathe deeply, as though in a state of rage.

“Perhaps you need a call to prayer.” Nomik threw back his head and sang toward the ceiling in imitation of a muezzin on a minaret. “Allah, Allah outs in free.”

Ian noticed the red judge waited until he had finished guffawing before gaveling down the rest of the courtroom’s laughter.

“Ian, bring your client over here.” Nomik beckoned them to leave the defense table. His voice bordered on the tone of magical command. “I want him to get a good look at this and render his opinion of the proceedings.”

“This is despicable. We will have no part in it.”

“You heard me, Ian. Do not waste the court’s time.”

“Do what you wish. We will not participate.”

“The defense will accede to the prosecution’s request,” said the red justice.

Nomik sat down on Rayyan’s back, like a child riding a parent as a horsey. “Ian, I do declare, you are a dummy.”

Ian stared at Nomik, at Rayyan, and at the square of carpet. “Donald, get up.”

Donald indicated the guards. “I doubt they’ll let us walk out of here.”

“We are not walking out. The justice has said accede, and accede we will. Get up, and do as Nomik tells you.”

“You said this was despicable, and you were right.”

Ian stood. “As your legal counsel, I advise you now to do as the prosecution asks. It is in your best interest to obey the court. Accede!”

Donald did not stand. Ian gestured to the guards. They lifted Donald from his chair. Nomik indicated the spot where the green lozenge met the carpet’s edge, and Donald was forcibly placed there. “Ian, on the other end, behind me. I want both of you to have a view of our Muslim’s antics.” 

Ian stepped onto the rug behind Nomik and Rayyan.

“Donald Broome, you would know a Muslim prayer if you saw one, would you not?”

“Not really. I mean, I’ve seen clips on TV, but I’ve never been inside a mosque.”

“Is that so? Closer, man. I want you to have a good look.” Nomik reached forward and bunched up the front of Donald’s prison uniform in a tight fist. He tugged. Donald was aware of Nomik’s age and always thought of the Mexican wizard as an old man despite his appearance. In fact, Nomik was extremely strong. Donald was yanked forward until he stood over Rayyan’s head. Guards took the opportunity to withdraw a third time. Nomik slapped Rayyan’s shoulder. “Pray your nonsense prayer!”

Rayyan raised his head quickly in response, bringing it up hard into Donald’s crotch. Donald winced in pain. The court erupted in howls of laughter. “Sorry, Donald. I didn’t mean to do that.”

“Ian, you get in here, too.” Nomik twisted back, grabbed Ian by the belt, and pulled him close over Rayyan’s rump. “I am sure you know the Prophet’s ways.”

Ian’s awkward crouch above Rayyan’s bottom added to the court’s amusement as he said, “Honestly, we do not see much of this sort of thing in Scotland.”

“None of the gibberish and the gestures? Nor the mumbo-jumbo and the pagan passes of the head and hands? I suppose you would claim to be unable to distinguish the real from an imitation?” With this, Nomik began to call again. He spoke his imitation gibberish and moved his hands through a broad series of mocking gestures.

“Breathe,” said Rayyan.

Donald had emptied his lungs in response to the painful blow from Rayyan’s head. He tried to step back, but Rayyan had dropped to his elbows and gripped Donald’s ankles.

“Breathe.”

Donald doubled over, leaning low above Rayyan’s back. “Nomik, get off the man. He’s having trouble breathing.”

“Not me,” said Rayyan. “You.”

Donald’s view at this point was Rayyan’s back, Nomik’s legs, and the prayer rug, which began to ripple. He felt it give beneath his feet as though it was no longer in contact with the floor. Had this poor imitation of an oriental rug become a flying carpet? For just a moment, it seemed it had.

But the carpet was not flying. It was falling. It hit the water hard. Nomik raised one foot above Rayyan, placed it on the pilot’s back, and kicked him to one side. Rayyan rolled off the rug as Nomik bent backward to push himself and Ian into the water and pull Donald down onto the carpet, which sank beneath the weight of the prisoner in his chains, enfolding him as it did, dragging him into airless darkness.

Breathe! It was too late. His lungs were empty, there was no air, and he was going down. Where had all this water come from? It had a pleasant warmth. Would this be the last thing he would feel?

No! He would fight for life. But it was not only water he fought against. It was a saturated rug. It was the chains around his wrists and ankles. It was the pain of all his beatings. And it was the shock of the unexpected. The rug rolled him. He lost all orientation. Donald Broome had gone from doom to doom.

But what was rolling him was not just the rug. It was a pair of hands. The rug opened and fell away. Donald saw the light above him, but that was not where the hands were pushing him. He was standing now on the bottom and was shoved forward beneath the water. He struggled to resist. Up! Despite his heavy chains, he must go up.

The hands behind him were unyielding. He tripped and painfully hit his shins on something hard. He looked. There was nothing there but water over mud, yet he felt the hardness. The hands pulled him to his feet and propelled him onward. He was forced to advance. Where he saw nothing, he felt a staircase that he stumbled up until his head broke the surface into air.

Donald screamed. It was the best scream he could manage with air going in instead of out. The sound was unsatisfying, failing to express his rage, but the satisfaction of air entering lungs almost made up for that. Almost. There were things he wanted to say, but as his friends pulled him up onto the rocky ledge, gasps were all he could manage.

“Where are we?” asked Rayyan.

“Ian can tell you that,” said Nomik.

“Can I?” Ian looked around them. “The reservoir? It is the reservoir. We are in Mexico. On Earth!”

“Really?” asked Rayyan. “I’ve never been to Mexico.”

“¡Bienvenido!” said Nomik. “Welcome!”

“Son of a bitch!” gasped Donald. He did not sound happy.

“Nomik has saved us,” said Ian.

“But I do owe some apologies. Rayyan, I must ask forgiveness of you, your ancestors, and your Prophet.”

Rayyan was admiring the woods around them, the rocky reservoir, and most particularly the blue sky with its single sun and traces of white cloud. “Nomik, you got me out of Heaven. My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. For the Prophet, I dare not speak, but personally, I say we call it square.”

“Ian, I feared for a moment you had forgotten you were playing dummy to my declarer.”

“In all honesty, I had.”

Nomik’s smile betrayed his pride in his performance. “You must have taken me for a monster.”

“Something like that.”

“Can you forgive me?”

“Nothing to forgive now that I understand. Most of it, anyway. I am sure you will explain the details of how everything contributed to our escape.”

“It will be my pleasure. And Donald?”

“Go to hell!” Donald struggled against his chains to stand. “You go straight to hell.”

“Donald,” said Ian, “the man just saved your life.”

“Twice in under a minute,” said Nomik. “In case anyone was keeping track.”

“Go. To. Hell.” Donald clanked into the woods.

Ian went after him, an easy task as Donald’s chains and weakened state restricted his velocity. “Nomik risked his life to pull you out of the water.” 

“Not really,” said Nomik. “I had a similar experience a few years back and had since prepared a bit of time magic that turns water into a staircase. Nothing my old friend Peregrine would be impressed by, but it met my purpose.”

“Quick thinking, anyway.”

“I had it planned. For my first surface to surface interplanetary teleport, I wanted a target I had hit before and one where I could err a bit without disaster. If you will recall, I teleported to a spot above this reservoir on the day Denny ran away. From experience, I knew we would be getting wet. Although, the carpet took on water faster than I anticipated. The weight of Donald’s chains, I suppose. Fortunately, I practiced a soggy staircase spell last night in the hotel pool. Today, we walked out easily.”

“Speaking of which, can we get those off of him?”

“Have you a spell for breaking chains?”

“No.”

“Me neither.”

“Go to hell!” Donald put all his strength into leaving his companions behind.

Nomik held Ian back. “Let him go. He needs time to himself. In his condition, we will not lose him.”

“I am sorry about this,” said Ian. “He is still confused about the rescue. And he has had a terrible week.”

“He is not confused.”

“Of course he is. Otherwise, he would be thanking you.”

“He would not.”

“Why not?”

“Because of my testimony yesterday.”

“But that was just to make Godot’s people think you were on their side. You said those things so they would trust you today.”

“Correct.”

“Then why would Donald still be angry?”

“My purpose in that testimony was deceitful, but every word I spoke was true. Donald understands that.”

Ian stopped trying to follow Donald. “What? You think he should have shot me instead of Ruby?”

“That would be difficult to say. I merely pointed out his justification for the choice was unsupportable. He knew that already but had not truly faced it.”

“Oh, dear. An even worse week for Donald than I thought. Can we do something for him?”

“The hacienda has a blacksmith. If we can carry him there, we can at least get those chains off. Do you have a spell that might let you do that much?”

“I know one called Strong Like Ox.”

“Sounds like just the thing.”

“I’ll do my own walking,” called Donald.

“Fine.” Nomik sounded doubtful. “Shuffle along, then. Rayyan, are you coming?”

Rayyan took in a wide view of completely unfamiliar territory. “Yeah, I suppose so. Lead on.”

Nomik pulled a device from his pocket. He frowned. “Does anybody’s cell phone work?”

Negative responses followed, including from Donald in the distance, “They took mine away.”

“Would have been ruined anyway. They can make these things waterproof, you know. The choice not to is a marketing strategy. We get one wet; they get a sale.”

“It would be nice if we could let the Broomes know we are back,” said Ian.

“And ask if Denny has shown up. You do remember our original mission, I trust. The moment we reach the hacienda, I must call Will Hilsat. If Denny has not come home, then I will call Orrin Viderlick to see if the boy returned to Beowawe.”

“Let us hope our laddie is still on Earth. One trip into the heavens was more than enough for me.”

17 — Hard Bounce

The removal of the irons was enough of an ordeal that Donald lost consciousness at one point. In addition to the blacksmith for the chains, a doctor was called to tend to bruises and, as it turned out, fractured ribs. The Panzas prepared a healing meal that Donald found quite welcome. He was not alone.

“My questions are unanswered,” said Nomik. “Hilsat has heard nothing and neither has your family, Donald, although they were glad to learn of your return. Your wife wishes to speak with you as soon as possible or sooner. Orrin Viderlick is not answering his phone, and ACT will not speak freely with me despite the fact that, technically, I run the place. They claim they are tracking Orrin down. In the meantime, you may have questions for me.”

“What are we eating?”

Nomik examined the table. “Fruits and vegetables. A sweet lentil salad. The local cheese.”

“I mean what meal? What time is it?”

“Yes, you were with the doctor for some while. We arrived on Earth at 11:27 in the morning. It is now 4:48. High tea, I suppose.”

“You know our arrival time to the minute,” said Ian. “Despite the failure of our mobile devices?”

“I always know what time it is. The last few weeks, I have had the odd experience of mentally tracking time on two planets at once. I had to, so I could make the eventual teleport back home.”

“Sounds challenging,” said Rayyan.

“Not so bad. Both planets are in the same relativistic reality. In my work with the Eighth Doll’s pocket universe, I have cast spells involving two entirely independent time dimensions.”

“Wow!” Rayyan took a bite of lentil salad, enjoying flavorful dates and unexpected spices.

“How did the prayer rug figure in?” asked Ian.

Nomik smiled the smile of reason with perhaps a hint of smirk. “I must admit, I was rather pleased when I thought that up. Teleportation from the surface of one planet to the surface of another is generally assisted by the fact that a well-demarcated volume is transported between zones of known orientation.”

“Right,” said Rayyan through a mouthful of lentils.

“My first thought was to somehow get the four of us into Heaven’s teleportation container at the spaceport at a time when nobody was watching. The problems were that Donald and Rayyan were being held in two separate facilities and that we were always being watched.”

“Were we?” asked Ian.

“The morning Donald was arrested, I noticed the man following you and the one following me were chatting together across the street while you and I had coffee.”

“Is that right?”

“Most importantly, one of them lit a cigarette using magic instead of a match.”

“Wizards?”

“If you needed someone to follow a wizard, who would you send?”

Ian bobbed his head in agreement with the line of reasoning.

“We were always being watched by wizards looking out for any sign of magic on our parts. For that reason, between my casting of a time bubble—so we could have a private conversation after we first saw Ruby’s statue—and the time of our departure from Heaven, I used no magic at all.”

“Me neither. But not as part of any plan. I never found a good spell to cast.”

“Which was just as well. I wanted the Administrator and his crew to stop thinking of us as two wizards but rather as one enemy and one ally.”

“You had me fooled, and him too, apparently.”

Nomik echoed Ian’s head-bobbing gesture. “I tried to imagine a scenario in which I could bring you, Donald, Rayyan, and myself together in a clearly defined rectangular space of known orientation with relation to both Heaven and Earth, and be able to cast a spell while any wizards watching would mistake my utterances and movements for having a non-magical purpose.”

“The public mocking of a foreign prayer. Cute.”

“While standing with you three on a measured, marked, and oriented square, I was free to say any words or make any gestures without arousing suspicion. It helped that Hilsat wrote the teleportation spell primarily in Mayan, a language not spoken on Heaven.”

“Rayyan, you knew of this?”

Rayyan shook his head. “We only had a moment together when I was brought in last night. The guards were everywhere. All he said to me was, ‘Stay where I put you, and breathe when I tell you to.’ It just sounded like he was being bossy. I had no idea we were going to get wet, although I guessed this morning, when he emphasized the breathing again, that we were about to go airless.”

Nomik nodded. “An inflatable raft, instead of a rug, would have been convenient, but I doubted I could pull that off without arousing suspicion. The former is so clearly a vessel for transportation, whereas the latter is expected to remain on the floor where it is laid.”

“Brilliant!”

“Thank you, Ian.”

“Not so brilliant.” Donald’s tone was accusatory. “Why not use your time magic to bring all the occupants of Heaven to a stop while you and Ian broke me out of jail, went out to the spaceport to pick up Rayyan, got into the teleportation container that was waiting there and brought it home? You could have done that the day I was arrested.”

Nomik adopted a condescending smile. “Magic is not wish fulfillment. It follows rules. A reliable time bubble on that scale, with the necessary gaps, might be possible to create but would take months to design. Believe me, Donald, I was aware of your difficult situation. Every option was considered. This was the best plan I could come up with that had a chance of working.”

“And it worked,” said Ian. “You saved our lives.”

“To be completely honest, I did not.”

Ian checked his pulse. “It feels like you did.”

“Your lives were in no danger. The Chief Administrator had no intention of killing any of you.”

“Then why the trial?”

“You would both be sentenced to death and held pending execution. Rayyan and I would return to Earth and track down Denny Broome. Denny would be persuaded to fulfill his promise of returning to Heaven with nuclear materials which he could exchange for the lives of his father and mentor.”

“They didn’t think he was coming back?” asked Donald.

“The fact that he ran off with the Chief Administrator’s daughter had raised doubts.”

“If they trusted you, why not simply send you to Earth to get a load of plutonium?”

“The founding of Heaven came well after the incident when I tried to eliminate the human race. They were aware of how unlikely it was I would be trusted with the materials they sought. Frankly, they shared those doubts. Getting them to trust me with a rug was the best I could manage.”

“So, they didn’t really have faith in you?” asked Rayyan.

“Nobody on Heaven really has faith in anybody or anything. It is, ironically, not in their nature.”

“Shooting Ruby was the right thing to do,” said Ian.

“How do you figure that?”

“A woman capable of creating such an evil place deserved to die.”

Nomik looked disapproving. “You entirely misunderstand the situation.”

“What is there not to understand about a planet dedicated to bigotry?”

“The planet did not create the bigotry. It hosted it. More specifically, it isolated it. Denny picked Heaven because it was the colony which had been the longest out of touch. That was intentional. Heaven was isolated well before Ruby died. Ruby discussed the general concept back when we were first organizing ACT. Her lifetime of looking into people’s minds had given her deep insight into the characteristics of the human race. She understood that certain people are innately prejudiced, always having a suspicion of the other. Always looking for those others, for groups to mistrust and fear and hate.”

“I thought prejudice was learned behavior.”

“A principle more wished for than demonstrated.”

Ian bobbed his head, but just one bob, a single point weakly conceded. “But why give such horrid people such a lovely planet—peaceful, beautiful, rich in agricultural and renewable energy resources? I have heard about colonies. Some of them put the term hardscrabble to the test. Why not send that batch of despicable bigots to one of those God-forsaken rocks?”

“She wanted volunteers. When Sapphire gave colonists their orientation, I have no doubt that Ruby sat somewhere in the room, wandering in and out of every mind. When she came across the person looking with deep suspicion at his fellow travelers because they were members of some classification he disapproved, she took him aside. ‘I know you are scheduled to go to Bacab,’ she might say. ‘A fine planet, as far as it goes, but you strike me as a person who is meant for better things. I have someplace wonderful to offer you and your family. You will find it irresistible.’”

“But that planet? Only the best is good enough for our worst? Those people should have been forced to toil in the asteroid mines or something.”

Nomik laughed. “Heaven is not a penal colony, and Godot’s followers are not prisoners. Humanity owes those people a tremendous debt. That we no longer want them among us is a cruel betrayal.”

“Whatever are you talking about?”

“Neanderthals. Denisovans. Flores man. Homo erectus. God only knows how many other archaic competitors of homo sapiens vied for the rule of Earth. We beat them all and took this planet for ourselves. Why? Because we had among us men who carried the gene of suspicion. Men who knew that if their daughters were to be safe, those other fellows had to go. Men who let their bigotry lead to deadly violence.”

“Violence is abhorrent.”

“When I go for a walk in the woods, I like knowing the animals are animals and the men are men. I don’t want something out there that blurs the lines. I feel safe. I owe my safety to those bigots.”

“What a horrible idea!”

“An attitude you can safely take now that the battle for the world is over.”

“So you like those people? You really are their ally?”

Nomik shook his head. “Once they had served their purpose, the feature that had made them so valuable to us became humanity’s greatest curse. They could not stop themselves from looking for others to hate. Men like Godot are natural leaders. With no near-human primate enemies, they divided us on lines of skin tone, religion, nationality, or anything they could find. The urge to bigotry will not be denied even after its evolutionary function has passed. If Godot ever succeeds in wiping out the Catholics, or they him, the survivors will split again along whatever characteristics they have left. If that planet whittles itself down to a set of identical twins, and one of them has a taste in music the other does not share, they will go to war.”

“So Ruby gave them a planet of their own.”

“Two planets. The strongest appeal she could make was to their prejudices. She did the easy split on skin color.”

“Yes. The dark Heaven they mentioned. But can a dark-skinned person be as bigoted as a white one?”

Nomik laughed heartily. “Only a man who has lived his life in white-dominated lands could ask such a question. To believe that a gene for bigotry is paired to a gene for skin color is itself a bigoted idea. No, I suspect the dark Heaven is as well populated as the light.”

“And just as nice a place?” asked Ian.

“I sincerely hope so.”

“You’re saying,” said Donald, “that Ruby took the founding of Earth’s colonies as an opportunity to sort humanity into piles.”

“So I assume. I was not active in the process, but I was aware of her social theories. It was the sort of thing she might have done. The particular magic she learned from QiLina focused on the manipulation of human beings.”

“With no regard for the desires of those beings?”

“On the contrary. Identification and amplification of human desires was at the core of their process. Ruby’s application of magic was always in the service industries.”

“So, she went from prostitution to building worlds for bigots? What a charmer.”

“Other worlds, as well. It should be interesting seeing what else she came up with.”


At Miguel Panza’s suggestion, Donald spent the early evening in the courtyard, admiring the fountain. It was a spot conducive to mental calm, or so Miguel had hoped. The fountain took the form of a pyramid of pyramids. A drop of water bubbling out the top would slide down one of four faces. At the next level, or falling with a tiny splash to the one below, it would find another pyramid to slide down. Roughly equal quantities of water would descend each face, although breezes influenced liquid choices, a fact made visible in shimmers across surfaces. Ian found Donald staring at the water. “Penny for your thoughts”

“I was thinking about decisions.”

“What decisions?”

“Any decisions. We make choices, and once they’re made, we’re stuck with the consequences.”

“No going back,” said Ian. “Yes, I have noticed that.”

“I had no problem with it. My choices were my own. I’d take those consequences like a man. A single man. But I got married, and suddenly my consequences weren’t mine alone. Then the children came along.”

“Although not a parent, you know I understand.”

“Yes. Cory.”

“Sometimes, I also wonder about specific choices. If I had chosen differently, would Cory be alive today?”

“Your asking Nomik to be Cory’s master would be one of those specific choices.”

Ian sighed. “Exactly.”

“Yet when my son graduated from high school, you talked us out of college and brought him here.”

“Donald, this is all going to work out. We will not let anything happen to Denny.”

“Things have already happened. We’re chasing him across the galaxy. I’ve been in prison. My boy has promised to procure materials so bigots can make weapons to wipe out half a planet. And he kidnapped someone’s daughter.”

“I doubt it was a kidnapping. Sounded like more of an elopement.”

“So, Samuel Godot will be the other grandfather to my grandchildren? No Grandma on that side because Grandpa had her executed. What will family dinners be like?”

“I had not thought of that,” said Ian. “Awkward.”

“I need to be careful in my decisions. I don’t want Godot as a relative, and I don’t want my boy’s future dependent on the whims of a man like Nomik Motchk.”

“Donald, he did save our lives. Sort of.”

“You believe what he said about the limits of time magic, that he couldn’t rescue us sooner?”

Ian expelled a breath slowly toward the fountain, attempting to affect a shimmer. “Not being a time wizard myself, I really could not say. Nomik is admittedly difficult to read. But we are safe because of him.”

“Are we? He said Heaven has wizards of its own. What’s to stop them from coming after us?”

“Teleportation is restricted. Without guidance, only Nomik and Will Hilsat can do it. And Denny, now. Without its secret, Heaven is centuries of space away, and nobody would teach its secret to the magicians of Heaven.”

“Assuming Ruby didn’t teach them.”

“If she had, would they not have been popping back and forth between Earth and Heaven before now?”

“Not if they treasured their precious isolation. But they might use teleportation in avenging the death of the woman who taught it to them.”

“I am sure she would not teach them. ACT was very strict on that. Will, Ruby, and Nomik formed a pact to keep it secret because they understood how dangerous it was.”

“Yet Cory was taught how to do it.”

“By Nomik, not by Ruby. And anyway, if Ruby created Heaven specifically to keep those people away from the rest of us, teaching them to teleport would defeat her purpose.”

“OK, but what’s to stop them from figuring it out for themselves?”

“They do not have a Hilsat.”

“What’s that supposed to mean?”

“Will Hilsat was unique in the history of the human race. He had a lifetime as a professor of mathematics and a parallel lifetime in an alternate reality as a master of spacetime magic. No one man could possibly know everything Hilsat knows.”

“Then how does he know it?”

“For some time, he was not one man. He was a mathematician who suddenly found a ring on his thumb that added the memories of a wizard. Cory explained it to me. The details were complicated, but the point is that Hilsat cannot be duplicated. Cory was a genius who could learn teleportation and develop it in new ways, but he could never have come up with it on his own. Even Hilsat could not have done it without the phenomenal circumstances that brought him about. Those idiots on Heaven will never do it.”

“Back when I was working Cory’s case, I got to know Hilsat a little. Genius? Maybe. Unique? I don’t know. But I’ll tell you one thing; I’d rather be working with Hilsat than with Motchk.”

“Honestly, Donald, Nomik is not as bad as you think.” Ian looked around the courtyard. He noted a pair of doors at the end of an archway. “Let me show you something that may change your mind about him.” Ian stood and, with some coaxing, got Donald to follow him. The doors were locked. Ian opened them with a spell. “The lock is just to keep the children out. Nomik would not mind.”

“And if he does?”

“I will explain it to him. He knows he has made things difficult for you these last few days.”

“Does he?”

“He realizes he forced you to think about Ruby’s death and how you had not faced your responsibility.”

“I pointed a gun at her head and pulled the trigger. I’m painfully aware of my responsibility.”

“He knows you had not really thought through your choice between shooting her or me.”

“I only think about it every night. Say, what is this?”

Large windows faced north. The sun was low. Ian had thrown the doors wide, partly to let in more light but partly to dispel the appearance of sneaking in. “This is Nomik’s studio.”

“He paints?”

Ian believed that palettes and racks of color-splotched tubes, the paintings on the walls and half-finished ones on easels, provided adequate response. He looked around the room, seeking a specific painting in the fading light.

“I would never have guessed he painted, but so did Hitler.”

“Donald, you cannot seriously compare Nomik Motchk to Hitler.”

“No. Hitler only murdered millions of people. Nomik tried to kill them all.”

Ian grimaced. “True. But he thought he was doing the right thing.”

“So did Hitler.”

“Oh, look at this one.”

Donald came to where Ian stood. “The orange?”

“Yes. It is a painting of the courtyard.”

“OK. I can see that. Mostly an orange, though.”

“That is interesting. I see it as a painting of the courtyard with an orange in front of it, and you see it as an orange with the courtyard behind it. Perhaps this reflects something in our ways of thinking.”

“A surprising amount of detective work involves seeing the obvious thing in front of you, but maybe the difference in our thinking is why we’ve worked well as a team. I admit, we need to listen to each other.”

“Exactly. Now, let me see.” Ian began flipping through canvases leaning in a stack against a wall. “Where is the one I wanted to show you? It was up the day I came in here, but apparently, he moves them around as he works. Oh, here is a good one.” Ian pulled up a painting and held it out for Donald to see. “What do you think?”

“I don’t know. What is it?”

“The great hall of the hacienda.”

“You sure?”

Ian leaned the canvas against the base of an easel so he could come around it to point things out. “This dark vertical is the chimney on the fireplace. That brown horizontal line is the mantelpiece.”

“What’s the blue splotch?”

“A bird.”

Donald tilted his head as he considered the image. “The angle is weird. What makes you think that’s a bird?”

“I was there. In fact, these three splotches are me. The angle is the view from the balcony, from where Nomik stood as he came in. Those are the Panza children. There is Denny. In fact, now that I think of it, this would be the very first moment when Nomik saw Denny. That is interesting. It was so important to him that he painted it.”

Donald looked at the splotches indicated to be his son, trying to pull either a positive or negative impression from them, but they were only splotches.

“I am looking for one I really want you to see. A more realistic portrait.” Ian thumbed his way into another stack. “Nomik has done an awful lot of work here. Being a time wizard, I suppose he has the time. Oh! Good heavens! Is this what I think it is?” Ian pulled out a picture and rested it over the image of the great hall. “It is. I am sure of it.”

Donald examined the painting: a golden thread binding spheres, each containing a distorted landscape. “What is it? Christmas ornaments?”

“Scrying stones. A cluster of them. They are magical devices intended to grant a vision of things far away. Note the bigger sphere in the middle. This was Denny’s innovation allowing one to view multiple places at once while carrying a single stone. That boy is so creative. And clearly, Nomik was impressed by that creativity. I had not seen this one before. This canvas is Nomik’s creativity in praise of Denny’s.”

“You’re sure this is praise?”

“Positive. You wait until I find the portrait.” Ian was flipping through canvases again. “Then you will understand exactly how Nomik sees your son. Ah, here it is.” Ian lifted out a canvas from behind a stack and placed it in front of the painting of the scrying stones. “What do you think of that?”

“You’re kidding.”

“No, really. What do you think?”

“What do you think?”

Ian looked at the portrait and let out a yelp. “Good God! What has he done to Denny’s eyes?”

“Is this how Nomik sees my son?” 

“No. Well, yes, obviously. But no.”

“Was this his reaction to learning that Denny could teleport and posed a threat?”

Ian thought a moment. “That could not be. He and I came directly to your house. Then we were in Beowawe. He used magic nearly continuously to hurry along the preparation of our ship. Then Heaven. This is the first day he has been back in Mexico.”

“You’re telling me Nomik saw my son as a leering red-eyed demon even before he thought Denny was dangerous.”

“Leering? Yes, leering. Oh, this is fascinating. I think the only thing he changed was the color of the eyes. He captured Denny’s curiosity, but after he changed those eyes, it suggests much darker interests. I wish you had seen it before the change.”

“If the change came before Denny knew how to teleport, why did Nomik change it?”

“Oh. Funny story. An incident involving a local girl.”

“Another girl?” Donald now recognized the portrait as a lustful monster. “I’m not sure I want to hear this story.”

“It was completely harmless. Sort of a magical version of sexting.”

“Sexting?”

“That thing where kids send each other suggestive comments and images on their cellphones.”

“I know what sexting is, Ian.”

“Well, of course you do. As I said, it was totally harmless. And Denny was very good about it. Appropriately humiliated. He apologized to everybody. The girl and her friends all took it well. Laughed, you know. All except her brother.”

“What did her brother do?”

“Nothing to worry about. Just some grumbling. I believe Denny apologized to him privately, and they made up.”

“And this?” Donald pointed to the portrait.

“Yes. Well, Nomik is old-fashioned when it comes to sexual matters. Come to think of it, I do not recall Nomik ever mentioning a girlfriend. Or a boyfriend. Miguel once mentioned to me that, when Nomik was master here, he required females working in the house to wear shapeless uniforms. They all hated it. Nomik is uncomfortable with how women dress today.”

“This portrait is his reaction to Denny sexting?”

“And he made himself invisible to us for a period of months. He tolerated no communication. In fact, the day Denny teleported was the first I had seen of Nomik in quite some time.”

“Ian, you do understand that you’re not winning me over here on the subject of Nomik Motchk?”

Ian looked at the red-eyed portrait and sighed. “I suppose not.”

“Let me tell you a story. While the blacksmith was taking off my irons, I passed out.”

“Did you? Sorry I was not there. Nomik was making telephone calls, and I wanted to hear whatever he learned about Denny.”

“I woke up in the doctor’s office. He was concerned I might have suffered a concussion so asked questions to test my memory. He asked me to recount our rescue. I got up to the place where Nomik was apologizing to people. I could remember that I had said something to Nomik, something important, something I felt he needed to be told, but I couldn’t recall what I’d said.”

“Ah. Yes.”

“You remember what I said?”

“I do.”

“So did Rayyan. He reminded me. I had told Nomik Motchk to go to hell. As soon as I heard that, I realized it was exactly what he needed to be told.”

“Congratulations, Donald!” Nomik was standing in the doorway. “Your wish is my command.”

“Nomik,” said Ian. “Sorry about breaking in, but I wanted Donald to see your work.”

“Not a problem in the studio. Do the same in my study, and you would not live to speak of it.”

“Well, of course not.”

“What’s this about my wish being your command?” asked Donald.

“I am going to Hell. Alone if you insist, but I expect you will want to come along.”

“You’re kidding.”

“Apparently, your son is intent upon dragging us through an allegory. Although Viderlick tells me the girl chose their next port of call simply because she liked the name.”

“Do you mean to say,” asked Ian, “that there is a colony called Hell?”

Nomik nodded.

“And we are going there? I am not certain I am ready for that.”

“No problem. We get a break while they prepare another ship. Orrin was not happy to hear we had left the last one behind. Denny brought his back; Orrin thought we should have done the same. What is wrong with us?”

“There,” said Donald, “is a question.”

18 — Poker to Hell

“The dark red one. A small star with a big gas giant companion. Almost a binary. Not that far away, either.” Rayyan, having expressed confidence in Nomik’s leadership despite all that happened on Heaven, had agreed to continue in the role of pilot. He was pointing out Hell’s star, one whose name was a bureaucratic string of numbers and letters. “Great shooting, Nomik. We should be there in a week.”

“I shall pass your gratitude on to the cards.”

“Wait a minute,” said Ian. “I thought you left those cards in the courtroom on Heaven.”

“So did Heaven. I shoplifted a similar pack while I was there, designed in imitation of the ones I made famous. No nanobots, of course. Godot’s people knew the cards were important to me, so leaving a duplicate deck scattered on the table added to the impression that I was going nowhere.”

“Shoplifted?” asked Donald.

“I needed to acquire cards without my observer’s observation, using neither money nor magic. I grabbed them while nobody was looking.”

“Are you an experienced shoplifter?”

“No, but being a time wizard gives one enhanced temporal senses. I can make the world seem slow to me simply through concentration. If my magic ever fails, I could have a career in crime.”

“Or in poker?” asked Ian. “Seems the appropriate game to play on our way to Hell with a petty thief.”

Nomik acknowledged the insult with a smirk. “Let Rayyan get the ship accelerated. Then we can play cards.”

“Right.” But it was not easy for Donald to pull his eyes away from the window. Denny might be down there somewhere. And what else?

“Everyone strapped in?” Rayyan waited for confirmation before starting engines. “Gentlemen, the Handbasket is on its way to Hell.” The ship’s official name was the deMores, but Ian had nicknamed it during the weeks while the craft was being prepared for flight.

Over the next week, perhaps due to the psychological effect of knowing they were going to Hell in the Handbasket, poker exclusively was played. Donald did particularly well. At first, this pleased him, but after a few days, he began to wonder if Nomik was intentionally letting him win. Even when he got a good hand, he was suspicious of the cards themselves. To what extent did Nomik control them? Or they Nomik? Who manipulated whom to manipulate him? Or was he only imagining things? Did all former prisoners have these paranoid thoughts?

Conversation ranged widely. Three men learned of Rayyan’s beloved family in Morocco, three of Ian’s early magical experiences with Cory in Scotland, three of raising Donald’s daughters and son in the United States, and three learned of Nomik’s mentorship in Mexico, including, after some initial reluctance to speak of it, the period of his injury and recovery following his failed effort to acquire a magical staff from a favorite birch tree. Rayyan found it marvelous that the athletic youngster had been so incapacitated a century before. “Will wizards someday make all of us magically healthy enough to live forever?”

“Only if we first make ourselves magically foolish enough to try.”

“Nomik doesn’t approve of eternal life,” said Donald. “He told me years ago, although I never fully understood his objection.”

“What is today?” asked Nomik. “Thursday? Yes, I think we have time. Allow me to pose a philosophical question about identity.”

“If you must,” said Ian.

“Rayyan, if a witch cast a spell that moved your memories into Ian’s head and Ian’s into yours, so the mind in Ian recalled every detail of your family and loved them and knew how to fly this ship and could recite a Muslim prayer with full sincerity, and the mind in your head could be brought to tears by the memory of Cory Lariston, was a master of animal magic and a moderately observant Presbyterian, where would you say Rayyan was?”

“In a quandary.”

“So, solve it. One body looks like Rayyan but is capable only of Ian’s memories, the other looks like Ian but recalls exclusively Rayyan’s life. Which one are you?”

“I suppose the one that looks like Ian. I’d say your witch had switched our bodies.”

“So would I. But let us imagine now the witch’s switch had gone awry. She mispronounced a syllable. Your memories went into Ian’s brain, but Ian’s were entirely misplaced. Ian’s body now speaks proudly of your father’s poetry, quoting verses as you have done for us, while your body sits with a glazed look, responding to all prompts for speech with ‘I don’t know,’ or ‘Who am I?’ So, where is Ian?”

“Gone, I guess.”

“Yet there is his body with your memories enlivening it. How can he be gone?”

“Without his memories, that body isn’t him.”

“Exactly! Now, let me lay out my predicament. I am into my second hundred years. The Eighth Doll has improved my health. I have the brain as well as the bones of an active twenty-something. My memories are reasonably sharp, but so is my capacity to reason. I know my brain was designed to store the recollections of approximately one century. What will happen when I have lived two?”

“Based on listening to you,” said Rayyan, “I suspect you’ll have two lifetimes' worth of memories to draw on. Quite an advantage.”

“Perhaps. Although, to be honest, I find things slipping my mind already. I suspect this will only grow worse. In preparation for that eventuality, I have begun accumulating exosomatic memory.”

“What’s that?”

“Let me guess,” said Ian. “Exo would be outside of something. Insects have exoskeletons. Psychosomatic illnesses are the brain influencing the body. Exosomatic: outside the body. Are you keeping your memories outside your head?”

“I am.”

“Everyone does that,” said Donald. “My office is full of file cabinets and my computer full of documents. I keep notes on my cell phone. Lost quite a few when I left it on Heaven.”

“Sorry about that.” Nomik sounded sincere. “With files in all those places, before losing the phone, did you ever misplace information? Do you find yourself unsure which of your various exosomatic memories to search?”

“It happens, although my wife helps me keep them straight. She’s a librarian, you know.”

“How handy. For myself, in addition to a lifetime-plus of normal personal experience, I have records from my magical career and from the decades when I was a figure in the petroleum industry. I have it all in my computers. With the help of a couple of the more technically adept Panza cousins, we are developing a cross-referencing system that is quite sophisticated.”

“Sounds nice.”

“Also, entirely futile.”

“Why futile?” asked Rayyan.

“Imagine I create a system so marvelous it lets me instantaneously recover any fact from a thousand years of living. Imagine we interface it directly into my brain and store the data in some secure way on that cloud that allows me to recall it anywhere at any time.”

“Marvelous.”

“Then imagine that I live two thousand years.”

“You need twice as much storage space. At the rate storage advances”—Rayyan tapped a panel behind which sat the ship’s recently installed memory upgrade—“in two thousand years, that should be a breeze.”

“The trouble is the system for accessing that storage. In order to pull a memory, I must have some sense that it is there to pull. Somewhere in your conscious mind is a means of knowing what you know even before you search your memory for it. I doubt a system to hold a thousand years will actually work, but even if it does, I will have that second thousand years to organize, and then the thousand after that, and so forth. Inevitably, either my consciousness is bogged down in organizing, or I must abandon my memories. A million years from now, and then a billion, my body is still alive, but who is living in it?”

“Wait. Do you really expect to live that long?”

“He does,” said Donald. “The witch watching over him will make sure of it.”

“Is that the Eighth Doll you mentioned?”

Nomik grimaced. “My daughter’s purpose for existing is to keep me safe: an error of my own design. She will watch over me forever.”

“So, she also has eternal life?”

“No. That may be the most unfair element of the whole scheme. She forces me to live while she gets to die.”

Rayyan was so distracted by this thought that he almost forgot to ante. “But if she eventually dies, she won’t be watching over you anymore. Then you can do whatever you want.”

“Yeah,” said Donald. “What about that?”

Nomik dealt cards as he spoke. “An understandable misunderstanding. My daughter exists in a pocket universe entirely disconnected from our own except through magical channels.”

“Where is it,” asked Rayyan, “this pocket of hers?”

“It is in no direction. You cannot navigate to it. Her dimensions do not connect to ours.”

“Weird.”

“That includes her time dimension. Any instant in her universe coincides with every instant in our own and vice versa.”

“How does that work?”

“I have had brief glimpses of her world. My only way to see it was all of it at once, from her birth to her death. In every moment of her life, she sees our universe the same way, from big bang to however it all ends.”

Rayyan examined his cards and folded. “I don’t get it. How can she see anything other than the current moment? The past and future don’t really exist, do they?”

“Am I to believe our pilot does not know his Einstein?”

“Sure I do! I can run the math on relativity, but it’s just math, isn’t it? It’s not real.”

“The mathematics of relativity reflect an underlying reality. The past and future exist to exactly the same degree as this moment. Your birth, your death, and everything in between, are visible to the Eighth Doll. You think of yourself as existing in this single instant, a point of consciousness moving through spacetime, but she sees you as you really are, a line composed of unmoving points, unchanging unless she decides to change them.”

“So, you believe I’m here in this spaceship but also back on Earth before takeoff? And standing on the surface of Hell, assuming it’s Allah’s will we get there? Past, present and future all equally real?”

“I do more than believe. I know. Through the Eighth Doll’s perception, I have seen it. People look into the sky and think how vast is the universe, but they only see its depths. They miss the time dimension. Reality is a vastly larger vastness, and my daughter sees it all.”

“Is there some way for me to communicate with my past or future selves?”

“The past self, no. There are magical ways to disrupt that past but not really to communicate.”

“And the future me?”

“Write a note. I do it all the time.”

“Yeah. OK. I should have seen that. But how about a back and forth conversation?”

“That would involve a future Rayyan communicating into the past, which, as I said, is impossible. Time, in a very real sense, is defined by cause and effect. You do not get to cheat on that.”

“These Rayyans in the past and future, are they really me, or are we a bunch of different people?”

“Believe it or not, philosophers were arguing about that long before Einstein.”

“And what did they conclude?”

“Nothing. They are philosophers.”

“Good point,” said Ian. “I have had enough philosophy for today. Donald, you won my money this afternoon. You should be more cheerful.”

“Sorry. I don’t think I like that star growing outside the window.”

“You should,” said Nomik. “Your son will be down there.”

“That’s what I thought last time. Considering what a treat Heaven turned out to be, I’m having trouble working up enthusiasm for Hell.”

“Your anxiety is understandable. I realize what you suffered in Godot’s prison. I promise to keep a better eye on you this time. With the Eighth Doll watching over me, Hell should hold no danger for either of us.”

“I’ll try to take comfort in that thought.”


At the end of the week, the ship landed. The door opened. The men looked out. Nomik said, “If you will recall, our first impression of Heaven was totally misleading. Perhaps the same will hold for Hell.”

“Let’s hope so.” Donald’s attention had fixed on a river of lava glowing in the middle distance. It was difficult to be sure which of the volcanoes it was flowing from.

“How?” asked Ian.

“How what?” asked Rayyan.

“How can a place with so much smoke and fire be so chilly?”

“We have a saying here on Hell,” said the man who greeted them. “If it’s not too hot, then it’s too cold. If it’s not too cold, then I’ll have whatever you’re drinking.”

Ian asked, “Is it always like this?”

“Nope. See that huge dark patch in the sky with the bright ring around? That’s Roz, the gas giant we orbit, blocking out the sun. We’re in eclipse just now. A moon close to a big planet gets plenty of eclipses.”

“Hell is a moon?”

“Yup, a big one. Still, smaller than Earth. You should notice that you’re lighter here. Roz is blotting out the sun now but lets it in most of the time. Drives some interesting weather, not to mention geological activity.”

“So, an active climate,” said Donald.

“We have another saying here: if you don’t like the weather now, then run for your life, ’cause it’s only gonna get worse.”

“Rayyan, you did not mention Hell being a moon.”

“Thought you knew. Or you could have looked out the window. Gas giants close in to stars are pretty common. They often have a flock of moons. They give Earth some of its best colonies.”

Nomik scanned the moon-filled horizon and the hellscape below it. “Best, you say? I suppose there are interesting places to hike.”

“Sure are,” said the greeter. “When Ruby was killed, and teleportation was cut off, we lost a lot of tourist business.”

Ian frowned. “I find that difficult to picture.”

“Director Motchk is right. Worth braving the weather. Take that lava river. It ends at the Grand Chasm. There is an icy wind in that chasm. The lava pours in like a burning waterfall, but by the time it hits bottom, it’s a shower of rocks. You won’t believe the noise it makes.”

“Really?” asked Donald. “You’d think the chasm would fill up.”

“We don’t call that chasm grand for nothing, and it’s growing faster than the lava rocks could fill it. Most of our features are active.”

“You know,” said Nomik, “that might actually be worth seeing. But first, our mission. We are looking for Denny Broome.”

“That’s his spaceship over there.” The greeter indicated a vessel nearly identical to the deMores. “I’ve been keeping an eye on it from time to time since it landed. His pilot is staying in town, but the last I heard, Dennis was traveling.”

“Would you know where?”

“No, but somebody in town will.”

The spaceport had long ago been abandoned. Their greeter was also their driver. The small bus had an agile military look, including a gun mounted on the roof. “Are we at war?” asked Nomik.

“Nope. That’s for hunting.”

Nomik was not sure how to respond so probed on other subjects. “When did Hell get the news of Ruby’s death?”

“There was a colony transport scheduled, so we got the word that week. That transport going back was our final contact with Earth for over a decade, although we didn’t realize it then. My daughter went back to Earth on that swap, attending college. I’d love to know how she’s doing. When Dennis Broome arrived, and now you folks, you can imagine how excited my wife and I were. Will we be getting regular transports again?”

Nomik cocked his head. “Excellent question. One of the subjects I need to take up with Denny.”

“I hope you guys understand how much it would mean to some of us out here.”

“We will take that into account. When the news about Ruby arrived, how was it received? Is there animosity toward the police officer who was forced to shoot her?”

The driver was quiet for a moment. Then he spoke hesitantly. “That was Dennis’s father, wasn’t it? One of you guys? Dennis told us he’d be coming.”

“It was me,” said Donald.

“Well, I mean, you had to have your reasons, didn’t you?”

“You’d think so.”

“We took it as bad news here, losing access to Earth, but I don’t recall much talk about you. We sort of saw it like any disaster, and if there’s anything we know how to do on Hell, it’s move on from disasters. If you’re worried people here will be angry about it . . . Pell!” The driver hit the brake and climbed up on his seat, his upper torso disappearing through the hatch in the roof. The burst of gunfire was quite loud, followed by a curse. “Missed.”

The four travelers looked out various windows. “Is that it?” asked Rayyan. “The big bird?” He pointed. Donald, Nomik and Ian leaned to look. The bird escaping was indeed large. It appeared to have four legs and flew in an ungainly manner.

“Yup. Heavy one. Farm robber. Grain-fed Pell, and I didn’t get it. Don’t tell my wife.”

“I thought colonies lacked native animals,” said Ian.

“They do, generally.” The driver resumed his seat, pulled the hatch shut and got the bus in motion. “Pell are a hybrid based on animals from Earth. Named after Dr. Pell. He’s a genetic engineer. Works with a witch. Magico-biologic cooperation, they call it. They’ve done wonders.”

“Really?” Ian was leaning over Rayyan’s lap to keep an eye on the creature rapidly fading into the dark sky. “What sort of wonders?”

“Hell is a difficult climate. We raise cattle indoors, but they wanted something that might survive outside. Early efforts got killed by weather. Flamenadoes and such.”

“Flamenadoes?”

“Yeah. You don’t want to get caught in one of those. Murder on livestock.”

“I can imagine.”

“Dr. Pell decided to make a sort of flying cow, something that could evade disasters. The witch was brought in to help him move things along.”

“A time witch?” asked Nomik.

“Growth magic. Not that I’m any kind of expert. Anyway, the next generation of cattle was worse than the first. They could fly, but they didn’t. They’d stand there chewing, wings folded, looking stupid while one deadly disaster or another descended on them. So, Dr. Pell tried to make them more active. The new ones were. I once saw a herd of them drawn into a lightning wall like moths to a flame. I guess they used bug DNA in that batch.”

“Fascinating idea,” said Ian.

“Problem was innate behavior. Most animals on Earth avoid dangers because they’re descended from earlier creatures who avoided those same dangers. Evolution builds instinct really slow. Dr. Pell couldn’t reproduce it quick enough, so he and the witch decided to make the cattle smarter. Blended in some human DNA.”

“Good Lord,” said Donald. “That would be illegal on Earth.”

“Hell hates a bureaucrat. We like loose laws. Dr. Pell used his own DNA, so we call them Pells. The breed was smart enough to make decisions and keep themselves away from danger. Problem was, they figured out we were a danger. We planned to eat them, after all.”

“So, they flew away?”

“Sometimes a storm will force them into range, but other than that, the things that brings them here are grain and curiosity. Pell can’t resist seeing something new. I brought the gun buggy because activity at the spaceport has drawn them in.”

“Curiosity killed the cattle,” said Ian.

“Only this one got away.”

“It did not look like a terribly good flier.”

“Trade-off between flight and meat, I guess.”

“The extra legs could be a problem. Birds get by with two.”

“I understand they could get rid of them, but there’s concern an animal with both intelligence and two legs would be harder to think of as food.”

“Yes,” said Nomik. “I can see how that might lead to reluctance among hunters. Not to change the subject, but will you be taking us to someone who will know where Denny Broome is?”

“I expect so. The Boss is pretty good at keeping tabs on things.”

“The Boss?”

“That’s his place on the next hill there.”

The foundation of the place on the hill looked like the sort of blocks that puzzle archaeologists. How could such massive stones be moved? And why? Above them rose comparatively delicate walls and arches, crenellated parapets and towers.

“I thought you said you were not at war.”

“What? You mean the castle? It’s just for show. The Boss is like that. You’ll see.”

19 — Romance Waits

Ian stepped out onto pavement and looked around. “This is a bigger parking lot than you usually see at a castle.”

“I’ve never seen a castle before,” said Donald. “Not in person, anyway.”

“Scotland is full of them.”

“In Morocco,” said Rayyan, “we stayed in a beautiful palace the year my father was poet-in-residence.”

“My friend Peregrine owns a small castle in England,” said Nomik. “I have passed many pleasant days there.”

“Amazing,” said Donald. “You guys manage to make a man feel provincial while he’s standing on his third planet.”

“Quite a few busses here,” said Rayyan.

“Most of those are mothballed,” said their driver. “Note the weather tie-downs. Don’t want them blowing away. We keep a couple running for the local trade, but if we get teleportation going again, we can have that fleet rolling in a month.” With a gesture upward, he launched into his tourist spiel. “The castle is a fanciful reproduction of Earth’s Neuschwanstein, the construction of which bankrupted King Ludwig II of Bavaria.”

“Mad King Ludwig,” said Ian.

“The engineers who worked on this reproduction might agree. The original Neuschwanstein incorporated four hundred thousand bricks, two thousand cubic meters of wood, fifteen hundred tons of sandstone, and four hundred tons of marble. Our copy makes use of scaled-down quantities of analogous local materials.”

“Still, must have been expensive.”

“We had the advantages of lower gravity, newer construction techniques, and a whole moon’s supply of unclaimed resources. Had Ludwig lived on Hell, he might not have gone broke.”

“What about those blocks the castle is sitting on?” asked Donald. “They’re huge! I find it hard to imagine moving them. Did you use magic?”

“Non-magical magic. The stones are replicas of those found beneath the Roman temple of Jupiter at Baalbek, the largest megaliths ever carved and placed by ancient human beings, probably Phoenicians or their ancestors.”

“And what non-magic did you use in carving and placing these?” asked Nomik.

“The magic is that these were neither carved nor placed. They’re in situ bedrock. Soft stuff. We smoothed off a rectangle and cut deep grooves into it to create the illusion of carved blocks. I don’t always tell the tourists that, but as a partner, you should know what’s really going on.”

“A partner, am I?”

“This place did great business in the past.”

“And you want to flood it with people from Earth again?”

“With their money. And not just Earth people. We had customers from all the colonies. Not directly, of course. ACT required every transport to go by way of Earth, but a hundred rich Trantorians or Bacabites at a time would make the bounce to get here. Travel was cheap. I hope you intend to keep it that way, Director. Profit is in your cut of the trade.”

“You are well ahead of me, but I will hold this all in mind. Are you the person I would be dealing with?”

“Me? I like my simple life. You want to see the Boss.”

“Good idea. When?”

“Looks like right now.” The castle doors were opening. Between them walked a woman, the sort to make men’s hearts skip a beat. She was not naked, but as she stepped into glaring lights, it took a second glance to confirm that fact.

Nomik gasped. This gasp struck Donald and Ian almost as much as the woman’s beauty. In their experience, Nomik was not a man to gasp at anything.

“Is this the Boss?” asked Ian.

“His new girlfriend,” said their driver. “Worth knowing, though.”

“I am sure she is,” said Nomik.

“Only been on Hell a month, yet she’s already running the show. The Boss will give her anything she wants.”

As the Boss’s new girlfriend stepped forward, it became apparent she was wearing a leather collar from which hung a leash that extended back into darkness between the doors. Ian snorted. “She does not dress like a master.”

“Don’t be so sure,” said Donald. “A woman who looks like that and submits to wearing a leash can drag a man anywhere she wants.”

“You have seen this before?”

“During my police work. A lot of criminals, especially the ones holding leashes, don’t realize their girlfriend is in charge. Admittedly, this is a spectacular example.”

“Speaking of spectacular,” said Nomik. The other end of the leash had emerged from the shadows in a scarlet hand attached to an arm revealed to belong to a giant, nine feet if he was an inch. His glossy skin was obscured only by leather pants and a cape. Black horns looked oppressively heavy, but the thick muscles of his neck were clearly up to the task of supporting them. The golden eyes were not small but seemed so in comparison to deep brows, mighty fangs, and sharply projecting chin. Last to emerge was a pointed tail long enough to wave above his head.

“Jesus Christ!” said Donald.

Ian snickered. “I very much doubt that.”

“Gentlemen,” said their driver, “I give you the Boss.”

“Does he always dress that way?”

“I think black leather looks good against his scarlet skin. So does his girlfriend. So does my wife, for that matter.”

“I mean the rest of the costume?” asked Ian. “The horns and hooves? The tail?”

“That’s no costume. That’s him.”

“Not human, then?”

“Oh sure, but with modifications. Dr. Pell worked with his parents. The witch did her part. And surgery. And technology. Notice how his hooves strike up sparks on stone. They do the same on carpet if he likes. When he laughs, there’s fire in the back of his throat. Real smoke curls from his nostrils. It smells of sulfur.”

“Impressive,” said Nomik. “Most impressive.”

“You like it? The whole look is modeled on the Lord of Darkness from some old movie.”

“Inhabiting a mad king’s castle with a beautiful maiden. It does seem a Hollywood effect.”

“Not sure about the maiden,” said Donald.

“You recognize her, of course.” Nomik attempted to sound casual. The men walking toward the castle were close enough now to make out details. Their hosts had stopped to strike a pose and be admired.

“No. Should I?”

“We have never met, but her lips, her chin, her complexion?” Did Nomik’s voice tremble? “On her father, they were disturbing, but on her? Well, disturbing.”

“Of course,” said Ian. “If she’s only been on Hell a month, she has to have come with Denny. That must be Dulce Godot.”

“Samuel Godot’s daughter? That’s the girl Denny ran away with?” Donald’s voice could not disguise a bit of awe at his son’s achievement. “Then where is Denny?” And a bit of disappointment at such a beauty apparently won and lost.

“Yes, where is Denny?” asked Nomik. “The question we must keep foremost in our minds.” Guests and hosts were almost close enough to speak. “What is the proper form of address in this circumstance?”

“Boss,” said the driver. “Everybody calls him Boss. Don’t worry. It’s not as high a rank as Director, and he knows that.” They climbed the steps from the parking lot to the castle gate. “Boss, this is Nomik Motchk, Director of ACT. And these are Donald Broome, Ian Urquhart, and their pilot, Rayyan Abd Al-Rashid.”

“Director Motchk, Detective Broome, Wizard Urquhart, and Captain Abd Al-Rashid, it is an honor to have you as guests of Hell’s Castle.” The Boss’s tones were not merely deep. They resonated in ways that were almost musical. Donald ignored the incorrect use of detective and instead thought of that magnificent woman hearing his son’s merely human voice and comparing it with the Boss.

“It is our honor to be here,” said Nomik. “And our pleasure, although this is not a pleasure trip. We are looking for Detective Broome’s son, Denny. Do you know how we might reach him?”

“Dennis is on the grand tour. Seeing Hell’s sights.”

“How soon can we expect him back?”

“No idea. The grand tour doesn’t follow a set pattern. How grand it is depends on the whims of the grand tourist.”

“Who took him?” asked the driver.

“Your wife.”

“Be some time, then. She’ll want him to see everything.”

“How much time would you estimate?” asked Nomik.

“Weeks,” said the driver. “A month? Maybe more.”

“We will want to see him sooner. Would it be possible to intercept him on this tour?”

“If we can find out where he is. I’ll make some calls.”

“Can you call your wife directly?”

“She hasn’t been answering her mobile of late. Could be poor reception. Hell’s atmosphere often interferes.”

“I believe it has something to do with the planet,” said the Boss. He gestured with a horn to indicate Roz’s ringed shadow in the sky. It struck Donald that this action had an unusually masculine effect. Poor Denny.

“Can we get those calls going?” asked Nomik.

“I’m on it,” said the driver.

“In the meantime,” said Dulce Godot, “Director Motchk, you and your companions must join us for refreshments in the castle.” Her voice was not as deep as the Boss’s but had similar charms. Donald wondered if it was always like that or if she had borrowed her new boyfriend’s technology.

“Thank you,” said Nomik. “We would be delighted. But first, might we play the tourists for a moment, take some photographs, shoot a little video since you have gone to so much trouble to create a worthy scene?”

The Boss laughed and struck a mighty stance. “Of course, Director. Whatever you like.”

Nomik took out his new phone, the replacement for the one drowned in the Mexican reservoir. The Boss and his lady obligingly posed for him, including another effective laugh with fire and real smoke.

“Would you be so kind as to recreate your entrance?”

“You mean when we came out of the castle?”

“Yes, please. Dulce, you came first. Then there was a delay. It was terribly effective. I want to have a record of it.”

Dulce froze as much in attitude as position, an effect that made her admirers suddenly aware of how chilly she must be in that scanty costume. “You called me Dulce. You know who I am.”

“We have had clues.”

“Then let me make something clear. I’m never going back to Heaven.”

“Neither are we, dear.” Nomik raised his camera. “Now, could we have that marvelous entrance once again? Dramatic footage may inspire investors in our plan to revitalize ACT and bring back Hell’s tourists.”

Dulce thawed. She waved the driver over, unhooked her leash and handed it to him. “Stand in for me while I check the lighting.” She came down the steps to Nomik and took his camera. She seemed more familiar with its photographic controls than he had been. She waved the driver forward half a step to bring him closer to a lamp and then made a camera adjustment darkening him to a richer hue on the screen. “Boss, take a few steps back inside.” The horned giant obeyed. “Stop. Now flip that little light in the archway.” She held the camera up for Nomik. “This is how to frame the still. Take a couple. When we shoot the video of our entrance, we’ll end on those same marks.”

Nomik considered the composition. “A lot of dark brick at the top of the image.”

“That’s where we put the text for the poster. ‘Romance waits for you on Hell.’ Something like that.”

Nomik nodded. “Got it.”

Dulce returned to her position, shooed the driver away, reattached her leash and confirmed that the Boss was properly posed. “Take it.”

It was only after Nomik shot the picture and was examining it on the screen that he saw how well the camera settings had rendered the Boss an inchoate mass emerging from the darkness, with the additional light picking out his eyes and horns, the threatening power behind the alluring beauty. Nomik looked up, but Dulce and the Boss were gone. “Where are you?”

“Inside.” Her voice was enhanced by the echoes of a courtyard the visitors had not yet seen. “Once you’re rolling, cue us for our entrance.”

He did. It was grand, but after she reviewed the footage, Dulce had them reshoot it two more times, trying variations. She declared the final take perfection. Nomik had to agree it truly was.


Dinner was a family affair. Dulce had done the introductions, including a hug and kiss for each of the Boss’s parents, whom she introduced as Mort and Sylvia Rosenfeldt. They were, considering the appearance of their son, surprisingly normal. This couple were the owners of the castle, having built it at the time of their arrival on Hell. The whole thing was funded by investors back on Earth. “We’re ten years behind on payments, but what could we do?”

Mort patted his wife’s arm. “I’m sure our investors will understand. Either ACT will reestablish contact, in which case the money will flow again, or they won’t, in which case we go back to not being able to do anything about it, and so do the investors.”

“But that’s not what we want,” said Dulce. “Restoration of the teleportation routes will be of benefit to everyone. Not just Hell but to Earth as well. I wouldn’t be surprised if Director Motchk himself, by way of ACT, was an investor in this business.”

“Not I,” said Nomik. “Not directly. But quite possibly my associates. The Panza family put a fortune into ACT and could well be part owners of this castle.”

“And you wouldn’t want those associates to be let down by missing an opportunity to restore their anticipated dividend income.”

“Of course not,” said Nomik. “There must be similar situations on many colonies. What would you think about restoring transportation to Heaven, for example?”

Dulce struck a thoughtful attitude. “Hmm. That’s a different case. As I understand it, once Heaven was established, they never wanted trade with Earth. They see outside influences as a contaminating factor.”

“I am sure they do, yet I seem to recall an interest in acquiring off-world nuclear resources.”

Dulce shook her head. “That idea wasn’t well thought out.”

“We heard that Denny Broome had promised to bring those resources back with him.”

Dulce laughed. The sound echoed off castle walls in a way that was strangely charming to the guests, although Denny’s father was obviously uncomfortable with this turn in the conversation.

“You find the notion of nuclear war amusing?” asked Nomik.

“Dennis would never help Heaven build bombs.”

“Your father said otherwise.”

“By the time Dad asked for that stuff, I’d already told Dennis about my father murdering my mother and how much I hated Heaven. Dennis had agreed to rescue me.”

“To the southern continent? To join your grandfather, the Pope?”

“Rescue me from that entire horrible planet. Dennis had told me how much freer life was on Earth. We had already planned our escape. And our little joke. What Dennis promised my father was that he wouldn’t come back to Heaven without the nuclear materials, and he won’t, because he’s never going back.”

Donald breathed a visible sigh of relief at the lifting of a burden he had carried for weeks. Ian shot him a disapproving glance. The mentor had had more faith in the boy than had his own father. Donald shrugged, a gesture intended to convey both explanation and apology, which, somehow, it did.

“Agreed,” said Nomik. “Ruby’s original compact with Noah Godot was for Heaven’s isolation. I think ACT should honor that founding program.”

“Absolutely,” said Dulce. “But that’s no reason to leave other colonies cut off from Earth and from each other.”

“Of course not. I must ask, though, what was the founding program of this world? What is the strategic plan for Hell? More than simple tourism, I trust.”

The locals around the table exchanged glances. The visitors turned to the Boss, who shrugged his massive shoulders, a gesture conveying almost nothing. “Mom? Dad?”

“We lack a strategic plan,” said Mort. “We don’t have a mission statement, either.”

“Hell,” said Sylvia, “is the place to come if you want to get away from that kind of junk.”

Nomik nodded. “I see.”

“But that’s not to say we can’t do great things,” said Dulce. “There’s tremendous potential to be developed here.”

Nomik gave her a long look. “Obviously.”

The driver came in from outside at a trot.

“Where have you been?” asked the Boss.

“Tying down busses. Bit of weather predicted.”

“Bad?”

The driver nodded. “Best to sleep in the dungeons tonight, I expect.”

“The dungeons?” asked Donald.

“Don’t worry,” said Sylvia. “Some of our nicest suites are below ground.”


Ian’s preparations for bed were disturbed by Donald’s rap on the door. “Thought we might debrief.”

“As if we were on a case?”

“Something like that. I wanted your assessment of our situation.”

Ian glanced into each of his rooms. “My situation looks nice.” Having already poured a whisky before Donald’s arrival, Ian poured another and handed it to his guest. “How’s your situation?”

“My suite is similarly grand. Sylvia wasn’t kidding.” Donald sipped from the offered glass but only enough to be polite. “I was thinking of our situation overall. The planet? Denny? Nomik? Dulce? The Boss?”

“The planet looks like a painting from someone’s nightmare. But we have only seen it in the dark, so far.”

“The eclipse is supposed to end during the night. Sylvia told me to close my curtains if I want to sleep in because mirrors in the lightwells track sunlight from above.”

“Yes, I got that warning.” Ian took a sip that was more than enough to be polite.

“What about Denny?”

“Strange how quickly one gets used to interstellar space. I feel really close to Denny now because, for the first time in months, we are on the same planet. But he is even closer than that. His pilot is staying in this town. In case Denny doubles back, Nomik intends to order that pilot not to take off without our permission, and Rayyan will stay here to keep an eye on him. We should catch Denny on the road.”

 “What about Nomik?”

“I noticed he is in an unusually good mood. I know you have been worried about a conflict between him and your son, but I think the panic Nomik experienced at the discovery of Denny’s new abilities has finally worn off.”

“Yeah, Nomik is in a great mood, and I know why.”

“Why?”

“I wanted your opinion. You tell me.”

“You want me to tell you why you think what you think?”

“I want you to confirm my opinion, so I’ll know it’s not just my opinion.”

“Without my knowing what your opinion is?”

“That’s how I’ll know it counts as confirmation.”

Ian took a long, slow sip, the kind conducive to thought. “Why is Nomik happy? We are getting close to Denny.”

“Besides that. A more immediate cause.”

“More immediate?”

“Having to do with being on this planet.”

Ian refreshed his glass and took another thoughtful sip. “You think he fancies volcanoes?” 

“I think he fancies Dulce Godot.”

Ian almost spat out his drink, although his ancestry would not allow such waste. “Nomik?”

“Didn’t you notice the way he looked at her? Taking all those photos? The time they spent with their heads together after dinner?”

“Discussing business. Remember, Nomik once made a fortune. He speaks that language. Dulce hopes to restore the trade on which her new boyfriend’s family depended.”

“Un-huh,” said Donald. “Dulce has demonstrated a willingness to use her charms to get what she wants. Nomik, as Director of ACT, has what she wants. She has what Nomik wants, and it isn’t money.”

“What does Nomik want?” asked Ian.

“Her charms. I mean, just look at her.”

“I did. Nomik Motchk disapproves of women who wear T-shirts in public. Her entire costume has less material than that. And what keeps it on? Is it glued to her? I was honestly asking myself at one point if it was only paint. Nomik is repelled by that sort of thing.”

“Sexual repulsion is often fueled by sexual attraction.”

Ian tipped his glass as he considered this declaration. “You mean like how those politicians who write anti-homosexual legislation usually turn out to be gay?”

“Exactly. The reason Nomik disapproves of women in scanty costumes is that he finds them, as he put it, disturbing. They stir something within him.”

“Donald, Nomik is old enough to be Dulce Godot’s grandfather. Great, great grandfather, in fact.”

“That’s how we see him because we’re familiar with his history. Dulce lived on another planet and only met the man today. She sees a handsome, athletic fellow who appears to be about her age yet is famous for his wealth and power.”

“What? You think the attraction is mutual?”

“All that time he spent with her? She was spending it with him as well.”

“Discussing business. And what business is it of ours?”

“Ian, we are on another planet. Nomik Motchk is our ticket home. That ticket is making time with the girlfriend of a horned devil who looks like he could throw an ox over a wall without needing a deep breath.”

“Calm down.” Ian indicated Donald’s glass. “Have another sip. Even if you are right, and I do not say you are—but if—remember that the Eighth Doll protects Nomik everywhere he goes.”

“From death. If the Boss puts Nomik into a coma for a few years, it might make her work easier.”

“Nomik is not our only way off this planet. Denny can take us home.”

“If we catch him before he leaves.”

“Denny’s pilot has his orders.”

“People at ACT haven’t always followed Nomik’s orders, have they? Orrin Viderlick wasn’t supposed to let Denny get off Earth again. And even if Denny’s pilot does as he was told, Denny could teleport to Earth without a pop-and-drop ship, the same way Nomik got us off Heaven.”

“You believe your son would abandon his pilot on Hell?”

“Sure, if he thought Nomik could bring the pilot back.”

“You have thought this through, I see. Building up worst-case scenarios in your mind.”

Donald finally took a good drink from his whisky. He paced the room. “Maybe I have. But worst cases happen.”

“You are casting Hell in a bad light because of your experience on Heaven. Worst cases can happen, but so can best cases. What almost always occurs is something in between. I say we finish our drinks while we talk of other things. Get you calmed down. Then you can go back to your suite and we can all get some sleep. Just think how nice it will be having a whole bedroom to yourself after a week of the four of us sleeping together in the Handbasket.”

It would be nice. It was. Eventually, Donald slept alone in his own room. So did Ian. So did Rayyan. Nomik’s suite was even roomier than theirs, but he did not sleep alone.

20 — Dr. Pell

As their driver brought them around a towering cliff, and the gun buggy found pavement again, the passengers breathed a sigh of relief. “Another private road?”

“Belongs to the university. They’ll let us ride for free.”

Donald rubbed sore ribs, the rough ride reminding him of his recent treatment in the hands of Heaven’s justice. “If you would pardon my saying so, Hell’s transportation network leaves a great deal to be desired.”

“Sorry about the bouncing,” said Dulce. “That happens on the shortcut. We knew you wanted to hurry to catch Dennis.”

“We don’t get enough traffic now to make toll roads pay,” said the Boss. “Hell’s paved roads generally lead to the businesses of the folks who paved them. That’s why the university paved this one.”

“If your path is smooth,” said their driver, “both your heart and your wallet will be light. It’s a saying here.”

“It might help,” said Ian, “if this thing had seat belts.” The Boss and the driver replied with laughter. Apparently, this was not a suggestion to be taken seriously on Hell.

“What are we doing at a university?” asked Donald.

“Last information I was able to track down,” said the driver, “was that Dennis Broome toured Dr. Pell’s facility. Someone there may know where he’s gone next.”

“Dr. Pell?” asked Ian. “The geneticist? The one responsible for flying cattle?”

“That’s him.”

“I would love to meet him.”

“You’ll have your chance, then. We can ask if he knows where our quarry went.”

“I’d appreciate it,” said Donald, “if you wouldn’t refer to my son as if he were a hunted animal.”

“Sorry,” said the driver.

“I’m sure he meant no offense,” said Dulce.

“That’s right,” said the Boss. “We wouldn’t hunt Dennis. Not enough meat on him.”

After a pause, Donald weakly joined in their laughter. The smooth road was flanked with trees, a sure indication of approaching human habitation. The visitors had already noticed the odd diversity of leaf colors on this planet, but standout plants still caught their attention. “What’s with the black trees? Are they dead?”

“Nope. Those are the healthiest in the bunch. Dr. Pell designed a modification of photosynthesis that makes use of our sun’s full spectrum. Since they use all the light that falls on them, they reflect almost nothing.”

“We call them Pell’s zombie trees,” said the driver.

Donald nodded. “Good name. With the black leaves against the orange sky, I was thinking Hell is decorated for Halloween.”

“The planetary holiday!” said the Boss. “My folks tell me Christmas is bigger back on Earth. Is that true?”

“It is in the United States. Other countries have other holidays, depending on the local religions, I guess.”

“The Day of the Dead is big in Mexico,” said Nomik, “but it has a wider color palette.”

“I have noticed,” said Ian, “that the longer I am on this planet, the more colors I see.”

“Mom says that’s a mental effect,” said the Boss. “Visitors from other planets think everything here is orange or red, but the longer they stay, the more variety they notice. I guess the human brain can adapt to anything.”

Hearing a horned demon refer to his mother as “Mom” struck Donald oddly. Intimidating as the Boss appeared, he was really just a kid like Denny. In a way, that made him more worrisome. At that age, emotions could overwhelm reason in an instant. As a police detective, Donald had often seen the results of a young man’s sudden anger.

“Here we are,” said the driver.

The sky was orange. The trees were black. The bricks were blue. The grass was purple. The scene reminded Donald of a photographic negative, but aside from chromatic anomalies, it looked like any college campus anywhere on Earth. “Why didn’t you send your daughter here?”

“I wish we had.” The driver sighed. “But she wanted to study geology. She said Hell was begging for research. Figure out where our groundwater comes from, how our volcanoes outgas so much oxygen, how a moon smaller than Earth maintains a thicker atmosphere, things like that. She went to California. Berkeley has a great program. Gosh, I hope she did well.”

“I am sure she did,” said Nomik. “And what is this school famous for?”

“Engineering. Agriculture. Dr. Pell’s genetic research. When Ruby set the place up, she said it was for solving local problems.”

“Ruby founded this university?”

 “Sure did. They named it after her.” The driver pointed as they drove past the sign. Welcome to Ruby University, Home of the Fighting Hookers.

“Believable,” said Nomik. “Ruby’s education was informal, but she was astonishingly well-read.”

The driver indicated a building near the center of campus. “Ruby made sure the QiLina Library was the finest on the planet.”

Donald was not sure how to take that news. QiLina had been Ruby’s mentor. Funding libraries had been QiLina’s passion, but at the time Donald had killed Ruby, QiLina had spent years imprisoned in Ruby’s basement. In fact, she must have been there at the time this structure was named for her. Was that an honor or a cruel joke?

“Wow!” said Ian. “Will you look at that?”

Donald, on the other side of the gun buggy, was not sure what Ian was seeing. It was not until they got out that he became aware of the astounding tower, a complex network of colored blobs extending into the sky. “Does it have a top?”

“In theory,” said the driver.

“What is it?” asked Nomik.

“Dr. Pell’s DNA.”

“What? All of it?”

“In theory.”

“Why do you keep saying, ‘in theory?’”

“You’ll see. Let’s go climb it.”

“You have got to be kidding.”

The driver, always acting in his role of tour guide, led them to the base of the tower. “Would anyone care to guess the height of this work of art?”

Ian whistled. “It looks like it goes up forever.”

Donald asked, “Is it something special related to this planet? Does your lower gravity allow the construction of taller towers than anything Earth could manage?”

Nomik looked out away from the tower. “I see no guy-wires, yet we know you have terrific storms. Does it hang from space attached to a satellite?”

“I like that guess,” said the driver, “but no.” A staircase wound its way up between the giant atoms. The driver began to climb. “If you would, please follow me.”

“Wait,” said Ian. “How high are we going? I am a wizard, but also an old man. There is a limit to what I can manage.”

“We’re going to the top. Don’t worry. I’ll get you there.”

The driver spiraled higher between the atoms. The Boss gestured with a mighty arm for visitors to follow. They hesitated. Dulce took Nomik by the hand and led him up. This sight stirred Donald into action. Ian shrugged his shoulders. “I will go as far as I can.”

The Boss followed close behind them. “That’ll be more than enough.”

Their climb was short. About the time they came even with the rooftops of the buildings around them, the tower above was gone. Ian, who had been looking up as he climbed, had seen the giant atoms above them slowly fade into orange nothingness. “What just happened?”

“Projectors?” asked Nomik.

“Yup,” said the Boss.

“Targeting your retinas,” said the driver. “The system is driven by computers always calculating exactly where to send photons to sustain the illusion. We got above their range as we climbed, which is why the illusory part of the tower faded. While it looks like magic, and was planned with the aid of a wizard, the whole thing is technology.”

“Which wizard?” asked Nomik.

“One from Earth. Lalo Kabrak. You know of him?”

“I was thinking it might be Lalo. His restaurants are full of these tricks, and he worked quite a bit with Ruby.”

“Kabrak designed the university’s cafeteria. Students say it’s the best food on the planet.”

“Great view up here,” said Donald. He marched across the top of the platform, passing directly between Nomik and Dulce, forcing them to release each other’s hands. “I suppose we can see the whole university.”

“We can.” The driver joined Donald to point out various campus highlights.

“Which one is Dr. Pell’s lab?” asked Ian.

“This one right here. He’ll be expecting us. Shall we go down and meet him?”

“Yes, please.”

As they turned, Donald saw the Boss was at the far side of the platform, staring into the distance, apparently unaware that Nomik and Dulce were holding hands again. Donald retraced his march between them. “Let’s go. Don’t want to waste time with our quarry so far ahead.”


Dr. Pell’s facility turned out to be a compound with multiple offices, laboratories, barns, enclosed pastures, ponds, aeries, and a network of tunnels beneath. It had been a decade since he last had the opportunity of giving a tour to a director of ACT. He seemed compelled to show them everything. Ian was particularly eager to see the animals. 

“You’re just like Dennis Broome,” said Dr. Pell. “He insisted I display examples of my entire bestiary.”

“Do you know where Dennis went after he left the University?” asked Nomik.

“Do we know that?” asked Dr. Pell.

An assistant in a lab coat shook her head.

“Can we find that information?”

“On it,” said the assistant. She disappeared down a corridor.

 “Good gal. She’ll find out for you. Good research instincts. Much like your son, Mr. Broom. That young man has tremendous curiosity. Although it took me days to get Dennis interested in my fungus.”

“Fungus?” asked Nomik.

Dr. Pell nodded vigorously. “Hell is a fungal planet. Not really, of course. Different evolutionary systems. But our hellacious forms fill a similar niche, surviving on decaying organic matter rather than photosynthesis. On Earth, fungi are neither plant nor animal. On Hell, where no animals evolved, they had the top niche all to themselves.”

“Where does this organic matter come from?”

“Some from photosynthesis. I’ve been improving the native plants I found here.”

“So we saw. The black trees.”

“And a hundred other forms. But the real foundation of Hell’s life is hydrothermal vents. We have oceans above and below ground. Plenty of heat down there. Chemical energy is converted by the local equivalent of bacteria. Been going on forever. Kilometers deep in places. None of this was directly edible to us. Creating intermediaries, things we could eat that could eat the local life, has been my life’s work.”

“Things like those flying cows,” said Ian. “The ones they named after you.”

“Oh, dear. I fear my name will be forever tied to that bit of folly.” Dr. Pell led them down a stairway and opened a door into a vast underground chamber. The aroma of a multiplicity of life poured out. “But this, my real achievement, keeps Hell’s human population alive.”

“And what is this, exactly?” asked Nomik.

“Layers. Lots of layers. Things above eating things below. The right chemicals being introduced in the right places, times and quantities. Things from Hell, from Earth, and from my imagination. Half the lifeforms in this room sprang from my mind, with DNA worked out on our computers. Chambers like this, much larger and more productive, are spread around the planet. If you’ve had a meal on Hell, you’ve benefited from our work.”

“Do you mean to say,” asked Donald, “that you’ve been creating entirely new lifeforms? You just draw one up and whip it out? Make it do what you want? Even give it intelligence?”

“I know what you’re thinking. Am I playing god? And I know much of what I’ve done would be illegal back on Earth or at the very least would require approval by enough committees that it couldn’t be done in a lifetime. But this is Hell. This was necessary.”

“Why necessary?” asked Nomik.

“We made the mistake of letting the colony grow faster than we could sustain it, supplementing our food supply with shipments from Earth. Cheap teleportation made that possible. We intended to spend centuries establishing our independence, but the teleportation network failed. We were faced with mass starvation in a year.”

“Understandable that you would bend humanity’s rules, but evolution has rules, too. How could this all be done so quickly?”

Dr. Pell beckoned to the back of the crowd. A number of lab-coated individuals had been following the tour. A woman came forward. “Gentleman, this is Jade Pham, the only member of my team who is truly magical.”

“Ah, yes. We had heard you had a witch.”

“Jade was recommended to me by the founder of our university. Without her powers, we could not have kept this colony alive.”

Jade blushed. “Please, Doctor. Without your knowledge and ideas, all I could have done was bury us in the inedible.”

“Ruby recommended you?” asked Nomik.

“It was Ruby who discovered me and took me from my family to be trained in witchcraft.”

“I had no idea Ruby had apprentices.”

“She was only briefly my mentor, but Ruby found the key to my future. Once she recognized my passion for life magic, she sent me to study with a witch more suited to my interests. Ruby believed that a girl should be able to choose her own path.”

“Yes, Ruby’s path was chosen for her. I can understand her desire not to subject apprentices to such a fate.” Nomik and Dulce exchanged a glance. There seemed to be much in it, a fact which Donald noted with discomfort. Nomik noticed this noticing. “Donald, you must approve of that. Your oldest girl clearly became a mathematician because she has a passion for it.”

“I guess that’s true.” The hesitation in Donald’s response had nothing to do with his daughter. “I sometimes think the reason freshmen have trouble picking a major is that, by the time they get to college, we’ve driven their true interests out of them. My wife and I were careful to avoid that. Young women must be independent.”

“Good parenting.” When Nomik said this, Dulce gave his arm an approving squeeze. 

This was not what Donald wanted. To his relief, the Boss was examining a brightly colored fungal patch and missed the episode. Yet any instant, he might look up. Realizing this, Donald stepped forward and simply pulled Dulce’s hands off Nomik. “All this talk of food,” Donald declared, “has made me hungry.”

The Boss looked up. “Me, too. About lunchtime, isn’t it?”

“So it is,” said Dr. Pell. “And the cafeteria would be a fine place to sample our final products.”

Nomik and Dulce smiled at Donald. Their expressions failed to convey guilt or fear or any of the emotions he felt they should be feeling, as if they thought nothing important had just happened.

Donald’s own expression was that of a disapproving parent, but it seemed to be noticed only by the Boss. “Don’t worry, Donald. They’ll feed us well.”

Dr. Pell led his guests up, out, and across to a busy blue-brick structure. They entered, selected food, and ate, with the bioscientist lecturing the whole time. They learned why the grass was purple and even why the bricks were blue, the result of a particular bacteria in Hell’s clay. As for food, they heard the story behind every mouthful.

“What do you think?” asked the scientist.

 “The cafeteria is lovely,” said Nomik, “light, well organized, seats a crowd, yet each table has a sense of intimacy. I see Lalo’s hand everywhere.”

“Yes, Mr. Kabrak did a splendid job. How about the food? And I want you to be brutally honest. Science only works when it gets accurate data.”

“Not bad. Certainly plenty of it.”

“A fact of which we can be proud.” Dr. Pell allowed himself a brief smile. “But the flavor?”

“Fine.”

“Fine? Damning with faint praise? Honestly, what would Lalo Kabrak think if he ate here today?”

Nomik looked down at his plate, taking time to consider.

“Your silence, Director, speaks volumes. No need to fear we are insulted. In fact, you’ve made my point. We hope you’ll re-establish regular teleportation. That would give me the opportunity to work with plants that produce spices. Edible nutrition was my original goal. Then came the collapse of the teleportation system. We were aware of our dependent status, but when we ran the numbers, I saw the full extent of our troubles. All my work then went into increasing calorie production, with eventual success, although those first years were difficult.”

“Gosh, I’ll say,” said the Boss. “The era of light snacks.”

Dr. Pell pointed to him. “That man, boy back then, saved this planet.”

“How so?” asked Nomik.

“We had to ration what we had until we raised enough to eat, but Hell has an independent streak. We’d assigned calories per person, but our persons didn’t play along.”

“I can picture that,” said Ian.

“I had known the Boss’s parents back on Earth. It was their plan to give him an inheritance that included not only a business but the body to go with it. I did their genetic work.”

“Damned good work, too,” said the Boss. He flexed his arms as he picked up the leg of some large bird to chew on.

“With the castle going up near the teleportation port, and parents who were his promoters, everybody on this planet got to know the little Boss. When food ran out, his family got the same allotment as anybody else, but their son was perhaps the growingest growing boy in history.”

“I imagine he was starving,” said Ian.

“Nope,” said the Boss, “but my parents were.”

“They gave him almost everything they had,” said Dr. Pell, “denying themselves, at least until neighbors figured out what was going on. Word of their situation got out. A planet that had refused to follow rationing proved willing to do that and more in order to save extra for the little Boss. We used him in an advertising campaign. It was, after all, what he was made for.”

“I was kind of the planetary mascot,” said the Boss.

“You still are,” said Dulce. Donald was glad to see her looking admiringly at the right man for a change.

“And you kept everyone alive?” asked Nomik.

“Nearly ninety percent of them,” said Dr. Pell after a telling pause.

“A tremendous achievement,” said Jade, the lab-coated witch, “all thanks to Dr. Pell’s genetic research. The original forecast was for less than sixty percent survival.”

It was Dr. Pell’s turn to be modest. “We did have the advantage of the final shipment.”

“What was that?” asked Nomik.

“Food concentrates. Large quantities. Lucky break for us. They were already scheduled before Ruby’s death, almost as if ACT had anticipated the disaster. A happy coincidence.”

“Life,” said Nomik, “is full of suspiciously happy coincidences.”


The afternoon was taken up with further touring of the university. Ian felt he was right that Nomik’s frenzy to catch Denny seemed to have entirely dissipated. Donald had other worries.

Nomik had no objection to learning all about Hell’s engineering feats. Various professors explained how they had helped local industries get off the ground. Toward the end of the afternoon, Donald was finding it difficult to stay awake through the latest presentation. He wondered if Nomik would say something to move things along but then realized Nomik was no longer in the room. Neither was Dulce. Donald was up in a moment.

“Question?” asked the speaker, an expert on Hell’s industrial production systems.

“Just need to stretch my legs.”

The speaker nodded and continued his explanations. The hall they were visiting had windows overlooking the heart of the campus. Donald made his way to one. Ian, seeing Donald’s agitation, joined him. They held a whispered conversation like two schoolboys.

“I understand your discomfort, Donald. The university, the witch, the famine, a planet eating bland food for a decade, all those reminders of Ruby and her consequences.”

“What? No. I’m worried about Nomik and Dulce and their consequences. Where the hell are they?”

“Restrooms, perhaps. These professors have not been giving us much in the way of breaks.”

“Wait!” Donald peered out the window. “What’s that?”

“Where.”

“Pell’s DNA tower. It’s them.”

“Who?”

“Nomik and Dulce, of course.” Donald glanced back into the lecture hall to confirm the Boss’s presence. The red giant was deeply engrossed in an explanation of how key pieces of equipment had been brought from Earth at the colony’s outset, providing the industry needed to develop other industries.

“At the tower?” asked Ian.

“The perfect place for trysting. Hide in the heart of everything. Do whatever your heart desires while projectors mask your crimes. I saw a flicker about where the platform would be.”

“A flicker? Which one of them was it?”

“I couldn’t tell.”

“How could you not tell?”

“I told you. It was just a flicker.”

“Donald, will you listen to yourself? You saw a flicker in a tower made of light and decided that two people who went to the restroom are up there secretly carrying on an affair.”

“I’m a detective, Ian. Working from clues is what I do.”

“I have worked with you, detective. Jumping from insufficient data to overblown conclusions is most certainly not what you do.”

It had become apparent to the lecturer that he no longer held the attention of any off-world guests. “Gentlemen, is there something you wanted me to explain?”

Donald saw the Boss turning to face the window where he and Ian stood. “No! Mr. Urquhart and I were just discussing how fascinating your presentation is.” Donald returned to his seat, dragging Ian with him. “Please, do go on.” Inspired by this profession of interest, the lecturer did go on, and at great length. Nomik and Dulce eventually returned, but it seemed to Donald they had had an extraordinarily long bathroom break.

21 — Eat at Joe's

Breakfast the next morning was hardy, though not much else. The university’s cafeteria packed a lunch of sandwiches for the road: some meat, some cheese, some fungus. They threw in a stack of the Boss’s favorite, an aromatic local version of peanut butter and banana. Word was that Dennis Broome had gone to the Grand Chasm. The Boss and the driver were delighted by this news. They hated the thought of visitors to Hell missing this premier attraction.

The road between Ruby U and the chasm was smooth, at least by Hell’s standards. Businesses along the route maintained their individual stretches. Mandatory stops were made, patronizing as a show of gratitude. Tiny purchases satisfied the merchants, a fact the driver found disturbing. “We’ve gotten too used to getting too little.”

“That won’t last forever,” said Dulce. “Hell is heading for a renaissance. Isn’t that right, Nomik?”

The youthful wizard nodded in a way that reminded Donald of how old Nomik really was, experienced enough to express affirmation with a subtle lack of commitment. “No doubt.”

“That’s good to hear.” The Boss was up front beside the driver, the only spot in the vehicle with room for him. Even so, he was cramped, his horns brushing against the hatch giving access to the gun.

“No doubt at all.” Dulce had not missed Nomik’s shade of meaning and shaded back. “I can’t imagine ACT would again abandon Earth’s colonies. Not now that you’ve gotten to know us.”

“That decision will rest with Dennis Broome, but I have reason to believe he might be talked into taking up Ruby’s tasks.” Nomik tilted his head to look out between the occupants of the front seat. “What is that structure ahead?”

“Our destination,” said the driver. “Ye Knight’s Rest at Ye Grand Chasm.”

“Ye gods,” said Ian from the far backseat. His angle of view emphasized the size of what was already sizable. “That must be the largest mock Tudor structure in the universe.”

“D’you think so? I’ll have to remember to add that claim to our spiel. The timbers are not real wood. I never tell the tourists that. Joe did the whole thing with concrete block trimmed in plastic.”

“Is Joe the owner?” asked Donald.

“He is,” said the Boss. “Joseph Ubaba arrived on Hell about the time my folks were finishing the castle. He loved it and said he was going to do something similar. Mom says Joe missed the aesthetic entirely, but we like him anyway.”

It was Joe who met them at the front door and then went around behind the desk to check them in. He was wearing an Elizabethan collar that looked as out-of-place on him as his Tudor hotel did on the edge of Hell’s Grand Chasm, but there was a genuineness about his joy in having clients that made up for flaws in presentation.

“Good to see you, Boss. How’s the folks?”

“Great as always, Joe. Put everything on their tab.”

“No way, Boss. Director Motchk and his friends stay free. It’s not like I don’t understand what this visit means for Hell. I’m afraid you missed your son, Detective Broome, but I have an idea which way he was going. Should have news in the morning. Meanwhile, hope you folks brought swimsuits. If you didn’t, we have some you can use.”

“What?” asked Nomik. “We heard there was a lavafall. Are we expected to dive in?”

“If you want,” said Joe. “But I wouldn’t recommend it. Not before dinner, anyway.”

“Are you telling us the pool’s good today?” asked the Boss.

Joe kissed his fingertips, flicking the kiss into the air. “Perfection.”

“What is this about a pool?” asked Nomik.

“You’re going to love the geysers,” said the Boss.

“I could go for a swim,” said Dulce.

“Swimming in a geyser?” asked Ian.

“Yeah, that’ll be safer than lava,” said Donald. “We’ll die slower. Are you sure this is a draw for tourists?”

The locals laughed, but rather than explain things, Joe went to work on room assignments. As in the Boss’s castle, everyone got suites. This put no strain on Joe since Ye Knight’s Rest was never more than a quarter full these days. They heard the whole story of how Joe had built the place just in time for the collapse of the teleportation system and the tourist trade. As with the castle, Joe’s investors were on Earth. He saw his job being one of maintenance until planetary connections were restored. “Owner, general manager, assistant custodian, and groundskeeper. That’s me. The reason the pool’s so good right now is because I went out and moved the rocks around.”

“You going to explain that?” asked Ian.

“You’ll see.”

The driver and Joe’s staff handled bags while Joe led his guests outside to an overlook.

“Jesus Christ!” said Ian.

Joe jumped up onto a low wall at the edge. “Only as wide as Earth’s Grand Canyon.”

“Only?”

“Yet deep as the Valles Marineris on Mars and as long as both laid end to end. We like to say that one of Roz’s moons was cracked, and that’s the one we settled on.”

The visitors leaned over the edge. “Can we see the bottom?” asked Nomik.

“Not easily here. There’s places farther along where it’s more visible.”

“And where is the lavafall?”

Joe pointed across the canyon. “It used to be right there.”

“Used to be?”

“Funny thing I found out after we started construction on this place: lava rivers move. Any time one slows down, it freezes. By the next big flow, the old bed is full of rock, so the lava takes a new course. It wanders around all over the plain on that side of the chasm. Just as well. It was awfully noisy. Guests would have had trouble sleeping. Quite a break for us, really.”

“A break?” asked Ian. “You built a hotel at a natural attraction, and that attraction wandered off.”

“A short drive away. Tomorrow’s day trip. And this side of the chasm has its charms.” Joe gestured for the visitors to follow him along the edge. He stayed atop the wall, a choice Donald saw as foolhardy. Joe halted when he reached a break at a path winding down the cliff face to a broad ledge that cupped a large pool. A sheet of water poured from the cliffs above, flowed gently across the ledge and over the pool’s edge into a lower sheet that became a spray and then a rainbow-speckled mist that vanished into the chasm.

“Does that water ever reach the bottom?”

“Some days. Other days it becomes a cloud that may eventually rain itself away into the depths or just evaporate. On the coldest days, it snows.”

“And this is the pool you said was good for swimming?”

“You really must try it. Ye Knight’s Rest guarantees the temperature to be perfect.”

“That is quite a claim.”

Joe jumped off the wall and led the visitors up a flight of stone steps wrapped around one end of the hotel. He took them inside, up an elevator, through an extension of the lobby, and out on a balcony that overhung the pool and the cliff above it. “Lady and gentlemen, our geysers.”

“Wow!” In the distance behind the cliff, a geyser spouted. A moment later, a second joined it, filling basins overflowing into channels that wandered among boulders, joined and separated and joined again, eventually forming the sheet of water that poured over the cliff onto the ledge to feed its pool.

“What you see here is a phenomenon of nature as marvelous as the lavafall, but, with a little tweaking, much more comfortable.”

“Tweaking?” asked Nomik.

“One of those geysers is carbonated water, icy cold, and the other is nearly boiling. When I found this place, the two streams poured side by side onto the ledge. The resulting pool could be pleasant if your timing was lucky and you were careful not to get too close to either fall. I decided to improve on nature.”

“People often try,” said Ian.

 “It’s hard work,” said Joe. “With the aid of heavy equipment, I became a plumber of boulders. I learned how both sources ebb and flow with the seasons. I found how to make a shallow pond to cool water at night or heat it in the daytime. I made deep ponds for storage. Those two geysers and I have had a conversation over the years, one written in water, mud, and stone.”

“This is how you guarantee the temperature?”

Joe nodded proudly.

“I don’t know,” said Donald. “I like a tepid bath, but my wife prefers her water scalding. How can you please every tourist?”

Joe smiled. “Because I understand not only geysers but my clients as well. The sheet that pours over that cliff is tuned to perfection. The near side is ice, the far side fire. You enter the pool on an underwater ledge, walk until you hit the temperature you like, and dive in. Whatever you prefer, you’ll find it.”

“Joseph,” said Nomik, “I believe you are a genius.”

“What about environmental effects?” asked Ian. “Were things living in those streams before you got here?”

“You sound like Dr. Pell,” said Joe. “Fortunately, Hell isn’t burdened with regulation. The Doc was down on me in the early days, all about not tinkering with nature, but when he had to tinker more himself, he came around. He still made sure I never wiped out any species he might need later. He helped me figure out what to grow in each mixing pond.”

“Fungus?”

“A lot of that. We found one that’s pleasant to walk on. The Doc added genes to make it tolerant of temperature extremes. I lined the bottom of the swimming pool. It’s kind of like a non-slip bathtub mat.”

“So,” said Donald, “if my wife and I came swimming here, we’d be at opposite ends of the pool.”

“Maybe,” said Joe, “but in my experience, couples with the desire can find a spot that’s good for both. Love conquers all, even temperature preferences. Well, I’ll let you folks relax in your rooms. Remember, we have swimsuits at the desk if you need them.”

Once he was in his room, Donald decided to try the bed just to gauge its comfort. Through an open window, the sound of water splashing among rocks proved surprisingly soothing. He kept thinking he really should get up again, but more than an hour passed before he managed it.

Donald left his room to look around. When he got to the balcony off the lobby, the sun was lower over the Grand Chasm. The planet Roz was a giant opal set against the red velvet sky. Water falling through the stony mixer plashed, glinted, and then shimmered over the ledge into the swimming pool. It occurred to Donald that he and his wife might actually find their perfect spot somewhere in that lovely pool.

Ian came up behind him. “This quest of ours, admittedly difficult at times, has allowed us to see things of which I never dreamed.”

Donald sighed deeply. “You’re right. I’ve been under a strain, but in this place, I’ve finally found a moment’s rest. It really is beautiful.”

In that restful moment, a form emerged from behind the curtain of water at the base of the cliff. Ian was visibly startled. “Oh, my! Is she completely naked now?”

Donald turned to look. “From this distance, in that mist, considering what she usually wears, hard to say for sure.”

Dulce stepped farther out of the mist, rising as she did, climbing a hidden underwater surface. All doubt about her clothing, or lack of it, was removed.

Ian chuckled. “Too bad Nomik is not here with his camera. That photo would bring tourists to Hell.”

A second figure emerged from behind the falls. Donald made a noise in his throat suggesting the restful moment was over. “There he is. In broad daylight! The top of the tower wasn’t enough for them.”

Ian chuckled. “They appear to have ignored Joe’s generous offer of swimsuits.”

Donald shook his head. “What is the matter with that man?”

“Not much, by the look of him. The Eighth Doll really has been keeping him healthy.”

“Hi, guys. What’s up?”

Donald turned to see the Boss stepping out onto the balcony. “Pell!”

Ian winced away from Donald’s shout. “What?”

“Pell!” Donald pointed over the Boss’s shoulder. “Right there!”

The Boss turned. “Where?”

“Just disappeared around the corner of the hotel,” said Donald. “Flying low. We should go look.”

The Boss required no more urging. His hooves did not spark, but they proved highly effective as a means of locomotion. Donald and Ian trailed far behind. “I saw nothing,” said Ian.

“Me neither,” said Donald. “The idea is to make sure the Boss sees nothing. Particularly at the pool.”

“Ah.”

When the Boss reached the end of the balcony, he let out a shout. “There they are!”

Donald and Ian trotted up behind him. To Donald’s great surprise, there actually were winged herbivores browsing in the distance.

“You boys up for a hunt?”

“Yes!” said Donald before Ian had the opportunity to respond. “Great idea. Let’s go.” Donald had expected preparing for a hunt might take a while, but it turned out the Boss and his driver were always ready for such action. In little more than no time, the gun buggy and its four occupants were on the trail of Pell.

“Ways off there,” said the driver. “How’d you spot ‘em?”

“Donald saw them,” said the Boss.

“Good eye, Donald.”

“Yes,” said Ian, “good eye.” He and Donald were in the second seat, so the driver and the Boss did not witness Donald’s bemused shrug. The gun buggy nearly flew. Apparently, on a hunt, the driver treated the accelerator less as a continuously variable selector and more as a switch. Speeds were either as fast as possible or full stop. They soon drew parallel to Pell. The buggy slowed just long enough to execute a turn. The Pell took flight.

“We’re off the road,” said Donald.

“Pell don’t follow roads,” said their driver.

“We’re not Pell!”

“No worries. This buggy is built for hunting.”

Considering the bouncing they were getting, Donald had his doubts. He found himself wishing seriously for seatbelts. He grabbed the edge of their bench to pull himself down. Ian had one hand on the back of the Boss’s seat and the other on the door handle. “You thinking of getting out?” asked Donald.

“Possibly,” said Ian. “One hunts birds from blinds, not by chasing them. We will never catch them.”

“Sure we will,” said the Boss.

“Pell are only good for short flights,” said the driver. “Just enough to get out of the path of a natural disaster.”

The Boss laughed. “We’re an unnatural disaster. We persist. They won’t get away.”

“On this surface,” said Donald, “I’d be willing to abandon the chase.” After another hearty laugh, the Boss and the driver both expressed sympathy with the bouncing the backseat occupants were getting. Nevertheless, they persisted. And they were right. Eventually, the Pell were too exhausted to continue. Flying became running and then walking and then collapse. The winged animals had stopped on the far side of a ravine.

“Foot,” said the driver.

“Hoof,” said the Boss. He threw open the ceiling hatch, stood up through it and came back down with the detached gun in his hands. Donald noticed the Boss had not needed to climb up on the seat to get through the roof; a stretch had been enough. The big gun was an awful load to carry, but as the Boss climbed out of the buggy, he held it in one hand.

“Come on,” said Ian. “I want to see this.” Donald followed not so much because he wanted to see Pell in the wild but because he welcomed any excuse to get out of the buggy. The Boss was down the ravine in three jumps and came up the other side as easily as climbing stairs. “That man is part goat.”

“Correct,” said the driver. “Dr. Pell once told me the exact species, but I don’t recall.”

“So, here Pell’s creations confront each other.”

The driver laughed. Across the ravine, the Boss raised the gun. A Pell struggled to its feet.

“Get it!” shouted the driver.

“Will do,” replied the Boss.

“Please,” screamed the Pell, “don’t shoot,”.

The Boss shot. The Pell fell. The rest of the animals made a dive into brush farther along the ravine. The Boss looked for a moment as though he might give pursuit, but he checked the fading light, the single vehicle, the off-world visitors, and decided one kill was enough. He brought the gun across the ravine and handed it to the driver, who handed back a large knife.

“It spoke,” said Donald.

“You remount the gun. I’ll go dress my kill.” The Boss crossed the ravine again. He gutted the Pell surprisingly quickly, as if it were a pheasant.

“It said don’t shoot,” said Donald.

“They do that,” said the driver. “Some vegan college students taught it to ‘em.”

The Boss threw the Pell over his shoulder. Burdened with the animal, coming back across was a struggle. He picked his path more carefully. Ian and the driver reached to help him as he came back up.

“It never crossed my mind that they’d talk,” said Donald.

“Well, they do,” said the Boss. “But they’re not much for conversation. If you sneak close enough to overhear them, all you ever get is chat about how good the forage is.”

“Or the young bucks insulting each other,” said the driver. “Or telling the females how pretty they look. Mothers telling calves not to go too far.”

“Not a poet in a herd,” said the Boss.

“It said please,” said Donald.

“They always say please,” said the Boss.

“That’s what the vegans taught ‘em,” said the driver. “No more polite than parrots.”

“But they communicate among themselves?” asked Donald.

“So do chickens.”

“Chickens?”

“They do,” said Ian. “All animals communicate.”

“This doesn’t surprise you? You expected them to talk? To beg for their lives?”

Ian shook his head. “I was as startled as you when I heard it, but if you think about it, these have some human DNA. Not impossible.”

“Dr. Pell did it on purpose.” The driver was helping the Boss strap their kill over the top of the buggy. “He wanted them to shout warnings to each other. ‘Go left to escape the flamenado.’ That sort of thing. More than just a squawk.”

“A moment ago, it spoke to you, and now you just tie its carcass onto the roof.”

“The hotel has facilities for hunters. We’ll hang it there. Let Joe’s kitchen prepare it. Let’s go, gentlemen.”

The drive back to the hotel was a straighter route than the chase. Donald watched a trickle of blood run down a window. In his work, he had seen blood before, but never from something he had personally heard beg for mercy.

Joe said his kitchen staff would be appreciative. “We stock the ponds with species of fish that originated on Earth, but since we have fresh Pell, we’ll dine like kings of Hell.”


Once properly prepared, the Pell had the flavor of a beefy bird. Donald found himself wishing quiet fish had still been on the menu. Ian had no difficulty with dinner, but Donald found each bite of meat dropped like a lead ball into his belly. The Pell’s plea echoed in his mind. “It doesn’t bother you?”

Ian swallowed. “What?”

“That we heard this meal talk.”

“Nature is red in tooth and claw and full of animal chatter. Your son would understand.”

Donald nodded. “I suppose he would.”

After dinner, guests retired to the hotel lobby. Nomik pulled out his cards and asked Dulce and the Boss to teach him local pastimes, but neither Hell nor Heaven had come up with much in the way of new card games during their decade cut off from Earth.

“Colonists are busy people,” said the Boss.

“Do you know any card tricks?” asked Dulce.

“I am not that kind of magician,” said Nomik.

“Sure you are,” said Donald. “I remember the day you made the announcement to the world of the existence of real magic. You did a card trick then.”

Nomik snorted. “That was neither stage nor real magic. That was technology. Nanobots playing around.”

“Still, you told us how you shoplifted a deck of playing cards despite the watchful eyes of your observers on Heaven. That was a card trick of sorts.”

“Oh, that.”

“You shoplifted?” Dulce giggled.

“With his special skills.”

“Show us how.”

Nomik placed a card on the table: the three of hearts. “Two of these hearts point toward me and one away. That means this card is upright in relation to me. Now, watch closely.” Donald, Ian, Dulce and the Boss all stared at the card. For some time, nothing happened. Then suddenly, Nomik reached out and turned the card around, snapping his hand back to his side in an instant.

“You strike like a snake,” said Ian.

“Yes, that was very fast,” said Dulce.

“But we saw you,” said the Boss.

“I used no magic. Without it, even the fastest gestures can be seen under close observation.”

“I don’t know,” said Donald. “That looked way too fast to be natural.”

“I have the trained reflexes of a time wizard.”

“How do we know you didn’t use just a little magic?”

“He did not,” said Ian. “I have watched him cast before. He is quick, but there are always words and gestures.”

“So, it’s impossible for a magic user to cast a spell without giving himself away?”

“Yes,” said Ian.

“Usually,” said Nomik, “but not always. Magic is not a matter of using sounds and waving hands to move air around. Words and gestures are a means of focusing the mind. I have known two magic users whose mental discipline was such that they could perform spells while bound and gagged. The first was Peregrine Arnold.”

“Your English pal,” said Donald.

“A most dangerous enemy. In a duel, I watch my opponent, recognize his spells and choose my own to match what is coming. With Peregrine, I had to wait until his magical assault arrived before I knew what it would be.”

Dulce’s eyes widened at the word duel. Donald had seen women react that way before. He did not like it, particularly in this situation.

“Wait,” said the Boss. “Was this Peregrine friend or foe?”

“Friend. Then foe. Now friend again. It has been a long relationship.”

“And you fought a duel with him?” asked Dulce. “But you both survived?”

Nomik nodded. “Wizard’s duels are often like that. In every one I have fought, all parties came away alive, although not always in good shape. My fight with Peregrine nearly killed us both. His ability to cast without word or gesture was a great advantage for him.”

Dulce was clearly excited by this talk of Nomik’s dueling. Donald wished to direct conversation elsewhere. “You said two magic users had that advantage. Who was the other?”

“Ruby. Peregrine taught it to her.”

“What? Our Ruby?” asked the Boss. “Founder of the university? The one who brought us to this world?”

“That Ruby,” said Nomik. “That witch. These gentlemen have seen me cast a teleportation. It is quite a show.” Ian and Donald nodded confirmation. “I have seen Ruby sitting in a chair, reading a book, in the process of turning a page, vanish with no hint a spell was being cast, simply because she remembered in that instant a thing she needed to do somewhere else. She was frightening to watch.”

“Did you ever face her in a duel?” asked Dulce.

“Never directly.”

“Bet you wouldn’t want to.”

“No, I would not.” Nomik looked at Donald, the man who had somehow defeated Ruby with a simple gun. “Although I have my skills.”

“Such as?”

Nomik sat back in his chair. “The card is facing my way.” Sure enough, the three of hearts again had two points toward Nomik.

“Now, how did you do that?” asked the Boss. “Did anybody see him?” Shaken heads indicated no one had.

“The same way I stole that deck of cards on Heaven. I waited for an instant when nobody was looking directly at either the card or at me.”

“I was watching the card the whole time,” said the Boss.

Nomik smiled. “Not when you blinked.”

22 — Pellacious

The Pell in Donald’s stomach was restless. The former police detective—Would people never understand that former distinction?—had a devil of a time finding sleep. When he finally did, it was only to drop into a familiar nightmare, the one where he and his old boss, Auggie Kalonimos, were in the car rushing to the mall.

Donald had read somewhere that dreams exist to distract the mind while the body works on necessary nighttime maintenance. Donald’s extension of this theory was that frustration dreams, the ones in which the dreamer is constantly prevented from action, occur because they are an easy way to achieve that purpose. An endless river of repetitive obstruction does not require much mental effort. As long as the driving dreamer is held back by endless traffic, the mind postpones the effort of advancing the plot.

In this nightmare, Donald was trying to save his son’s life. That fact was terribly motivating. Donald tried to treat his children fairly, never playing favorites, but the way he did this was by equal favoritism. As each child was born, that one became the one he loved the most. Averaged across their childhoods, he was fair, but in any specific moment, he had a favorite. He was reasonably successful at covering this up, but once his son was born, Donald knew nothing in this life could be more dreadful than harm to Denny.

The witch was going to kill Denny. Will Hilsat and Sapphire had each as much as told him so. Ruby’s ultimate target was Ian Urquhart, but Denny was in Uncle Ian’s care. Donald and Auggie had to get to them before a teleportation spell sent Denny and his mentor to their deaths deep below the ground or in the cold vacuum of space. But there was so much traffic.

Only there wasn’t. In reality, the roadway had been clear that day. This traffic was nightmare frustration, distraction for a lazy dreamer. Once Donald realized that, the dream moved on.

Now, he was in the shopping mall. He had come in the wrong door. That much was accurate, but in the dream, the mall was mobbed. Crowds flowed in every direction, faceless pools of people whose purpose was to get in the way. The space between the shops grew narrower, the pathways twisted. Progress was impossible until Donald focused his mind again on the fact that the author of his dream was once more avoiding the task of scripting further plot. This nightmare was too familiar. The dream director surely knew where it went next.

Sapphire was there. She pointed the way. Auggie had fallen behind. Alone, Donald stepped into the clear. Above him on a walkway, Ruby cast her spell. Donald followed her gaze and saw little Denny with Uncle Ian. They were enjoying ice cream. Donald knew he could save his son by shooting Ian or by shooting Ruby. Either way, the spell would stop. Both magic users were suspected murderers. Both were deceivers. Both deadly. Both weird. Donald felt as if the entire universe rested on his choice. He made his decision. He turned to Ruby.

Her hands waved broadly. She chanted rhythmically. In reality, the mall’s food court had been noisy. Donald had seen the witch’s lips move but had not heard her chant. In past nightmares, he never heard her. It was time to pull the trigger and blow her brains out.

But this time was different. This time, Donald heard and understood exactly what she chanted. “Please don't shoot.” Donald felt the weight of the trigger growing on his finger. The witch waved her arms, twisted her hands and recited over and over, “Please don't shoot.”

She was not alone. Donald looked around him. Here and there in the crowd were people with nooses around their necks. Donald recognized some of them, people he had arrested, murderers against whom he had testified, chanting in unison with Ruby, “Please don't shoot.”

Others joined them. These were desperately thin, like survivors of the Nazi death camps. Donald always dreamed in color, but these were black and white like the old photographs that inspired them. They moved toward him like zombies, never arriving but always getting closer. “Please,” they moaned, “don’t shoot.”

The entire crowd was chanting now. They had become so thin they were mere skeletons, starving in a food court. Their bones rattled. Their gaping jaws hung open as they intoned, “Please don't shoot.”

Donald felt his finger pull despite him. With the perceptions of a time wizard, he watched the bullet slowly leave the gun. It was too late. The mall, the world, the universe screamed, “Please don't shoot.”

It was too late. His bullet hit. Ruby’s skull came apart. He saw colors spinning in the air: white of bone, red of blood, and pulsing gray of brain. It was too late. 

Donald woke up. He did not scream. That fact surprised him. He wished he had screamed. He wished he could.

The sound of splashing water drifted in the window. It did not sound like anything but water. He went to the bathroom and splashed cool water on his face. By the time he got back to bed, he had forgotten the nightmare.

He had to forget it. Denny needed him.

23 — Satan's Tourists

“Is nobody going to say Jesus Christ?” Nomik had not needed to shout, but he had anyway. Donald and Ian stared at the river of lava plunging over the cliff to illuminate the astounding depth of the Grand Chasm. Glowing orange liquid pooled on ledges before vanishing into a stony mist. “Fine, then. I will say it. Jesus Christ! That is the most distracting thing I have ever seen.”

“Well worth the trip for tourists,” said Dulce.

“The lava is miles away,” said their driver, “yet you can feel the heat. That’s because it warms the air at the bottom of the Chasm, which expands to come up and flow over us.”

“Very effective,” said Nomik. “Good contrast against the general morning chill. It looks like much of the lava is still liquid at the bottom, although at this distance, it is difficult to be sure.”

“You could be right,” said the driver. “The volume of lava flowing varies from day to day, as do temperatures.”

“Denny got to see this?” asked Donald.

“He sure did,” said Joe. “Your son loved it.”

“When this is over,” said Ian, “we should come back here with the whole family.” Donald looked uncertain about the idea but finally nodded.

“You’ll all be welcome,” said Joe.

“Absolutely,” said the Boss. “Bring friends.”

“You’ll always find friends here,” said Dulce.

The visitors had lunch with their new friends. Donald avoided the sandwiches with meat. During the meal, a messenger arrived. Joe’s face darkened as he read the note. “Donald, we know where your son went next. You’re not far behind him.”

“Great,” said the Boss. “Where is he?”

“He’s gone to see Satan.”

“Oh,” said the Boss. “Why would he do that?”

The driver looked downcast. “Could be my wife’s fault. Back in the old days, tourists often thought, as long as they were on Hell, they should meet Satan. She might have mentioned that to Dennis.”

The Boss nodded.

“Wait a minute.” Donald was looking suspiciously at the Boss. So was Ian. Even Nomik appeared quizzical. “Who did you say Denny’s gone to see?”

“Satan.”

“So, back to the castle?”

The Boss snorted. The driver laughed. “Guys, the Boss is the Boss. I mean, looking at him, your confusion is understandable, but Satan is a totally different person.”

“Satanists don’t even like me,” said the Boss.

“I find that hard to believe,” said Dulce. “In my admittedly brief experience here, everybody on this planet likes you.”

The Boss and the driver shook their heads.

“Who is this Satan?” asked Nomik.

“A fallen angel,” said Ian. “The snake in the Garden of Eden. The great seducer of mankind and advocate against the human race.”

“Yes,” said Nomik. “I know that. I mean who is he here on Hell? Not a real angel, surely.”

“Hardly,” said the Boss. “Satan is an elected office.”

“You mean he is your leader? The head of government?”

“We don’t really have a government,” said the driver. “Satan is elected by the Satanists. They have a community.”

“So, sort of a mayor. Or an elected divinity?”

The Boss and the driver both laughed.

“Neither,” said the driver.

“I suppose you’ll want to follow Dennis,” said the Boss.

“We certainly will,” said Nomik. “Is that a problem?”

“No problem,” said the driver. “We go back out to the main road and south. Joe can return home with his people and then send our luggage along. Don’t you worry. Our bags will catch us, and we’ll catch my wife and Dennis.”

As the buggy was being prepared, Donald pulled Ian aside. “How do you feel about this?”

“Feel about what?”

“Ian, you’re the only person here I can reliably consider to be a fellow Christian. How do you feel about Denny going to see Satan?”

“It is not really Satan. It is just some fellow elected by some other fellows. They may call themselves Satanists and him Satan, but he is no fallen angel, just as this moon is not really hell.”

“I know that, Ian! I’m not an idiot. But don’t you feel a wrongness here? I can’t shake the feeling a terrible event is looming over us. At first, I was afraid Nomik would do something to Denny. Then, back on Heaven, I was worried for my own safety and for yours. On Hell, our prudish Nomik has transformed into the soul of indiscretion, and my son has gone looking for Satan. You know my boy as well as I do. I’m asking how you feel about this.”

“Honestly? I feel curious. I expect Denny felt the same way. On a planet that already has a red giant with horns and a tail, I have to wonder what Satan himself will look like. If the Boss’s castle is just a tourist trap, if towers can vanish into the sky, what will a community of Satanists have put up for the subject of their adoration on this high-tech, low-gravity world?”

“OK, I can see that. But I’m not sure I really want to know. I just want to take my son home.”

“And that is what we are going to do. Denny is stretching himself. Out on his own for the first time, he is exploring the world. Worlds, rather. But we are catching up to him. When we do, we will have a nice chat about all that we have seen. We will take him safely home. You will both have stories to tell his mother.”

“I don’t know. I can’t shake this dread.”

“Donald, I know magic. Of the witches and wizards who tried to see the future, none ever succeeded. Premonitions are emotions, not insights. Relax. Enjoy the tour.”

That tour headed south. Again, they stopped at every shop to spend money in gratitude for the road. Donald found these delays irritating. He proposed that shopkeepers might pool their resources for construction. This was bound to lead to cost savings and a welcome consistency of pavement. Travelers might make a mandatory annual contribution, greatly speeding their journeys. Those funds could be used for additional types of public transportation and even other services. By the time Donald was done suggesting improvements, he had pieced together a system of government and taxation. He liked his plan, but the local Hellions rejected it with laughter. “Sorry, Donald. Maybe for Earth, but that’s not our way.”

They knew they were approaching Satan country when the tourist shops began carrying wicked geegaws and knickknacks. Travelers had the opportunity to buy Satanic Bibles, blasphemous coffee mugs, and buttons of Baphomet. Ian spotted a Justification Pennant, black cloth with dark gray lettering. He carried it to the shop window for light to read by. One side said, Everybody else is doing it, and on the other side, If I didn’t do it, someone else would. White lettering on an attached tag identified the manufacturer. “As in every tourist trap back home,” said Ian, “most of this stuff was made in Asia.”

Donald checked the tag on a Hail Satan tee-shirt. “Sure enough. Must have stocked up years ago. Probably crates in a back room waiting for the return of the interstellar tourist trade.”

“Boss, have a look at this guy.” The driver held up a plastic action figure. “He looks just like you.”

The Boss laughed. “That’s how we know the owner of this shop is no true Satanist.”

“Why is that?” asked Donald.

“I told you, they don’t like me.”

“Why not?”

“You’ll have to ask them.”

Back on the highway, when a road sign pointing the way to the city of Szandor appeared, the Boss became noticeably quiet. Donald wondered what made a horned giant apprehensive. Coming over a rise, they saw Szandor filling the valley ahead. “What’s the population?”

“A hundred thousand, give or take.”

“This city, or the whole colony?”

“This city. The colony of Hell is about a million. Szandor is ten percent of us.”

Donald looked out over the community. “All Satanists?”

“No, but they’re the dominant group in this town.”

Even if they did not all worship the Devil, the size of this place bothered Donald in a deep way he could not explain even to himself. Another premonition? If his son was in this city, Donald wanted him out as soon as possible.

“I suppose Satan’s palace is at the bottom?” asked Ian.

“Nope,” said the driver. “Satan lives in a suburb.”

It took some time to find the specific Church of Satan they were looking for. The driver apologized for the delay. “Don’t come here often. Got a little lost. It doesn’t help they have so many nearly identical churches.”

“You guys go ahead,” said the Boss. “I’ll wait in that park across the street. Take all the time you like. Looks like it will be a pleasant evening.”

“No need to wait alone,” said the driver. “We’ll find an acolyte to take in anyone who wants to meet Satan.”

“Wait,” said Donald. “You’re not coming with us?”

“We’ve been before. You’ll be fine.”

“Fine? In a pack of Satanists?”

“These people follow strict rules of hospitality. As long as you give them no trouble, they’ll give you none.”

“And if we do give them trouble?” asked Nomik.

“Then they’ll give you a beating.” The Boss smiled. “So, be on your best behavior. Dulce, you coming with me?”

Dulce glanced between Nomik and the Boss. Donald offered a silent prayer, but it was not answered. “I’ve never seen Satan. I’ll go with Nomik.”

The Boss shrugged massive shoulders. “Suit yourself.”

The driver went into the church. It looked to Donald like nothing more than a private home that had been painted black. The driver came back out having arranged their local guide. “He’s a young and inexperienced novice.”

“Is that a problem?” asked Nomik.

“In this crowd, that’s what you want. See you soon.” With that, the driver crossed the street to wait with the Boss.

The novice came outside and down black steps two at a time. He wore blue jeans. His tee-shirt did not say Hail Satan but instead promoted a local band. “You the guys who want to make the pilgrimage to the Devil’s house?”

“That’s us,” said Dulce.

The novice gave her an appreciative look. Dulce clearly was not dressed for church. She smiled. He smiled back. “Follow me, sinners.”

“Does he have to call us that?” asked Donald.

“Christianity holds all men to be sinners,” said Ian.

“I suppose so.”

The novice led them down the church’s driveway, through a gate, and into what appeared to be a perfectly normal backyard, except where one would have anticipated perhaps a barbecue, they passed close by a raised stone slab. “A place for sacrifices?” asked Nomik.

“You mean like the old Hebrews? We don’t go in for that kind of thing.”

Donald was already aware of this and would not have asked Nomik’s question. A former homicide detective knows how difficult it is to hide the signs of slaughter. Nothing had ever bled upon this stone. “What’s it for, then.”

“When we have an outdoor service, a naked woman lies on it?”

“Why?”

“Gets everyone to pay attention to the altar.”

“That would do it,” said Dulce.

“You would know,” whispered Donald under his breath. Ian nudged him in the ribs. It only hurt a little.

They came to a gate, passed through it, and entered an alleyway bordered by other yards. Light from the lowering sun was at their backs. Leafy branches, a few black, but mostly yellows or reds, hung over their heads. Gravel crunched beneath their feet. Each yard had a trash container, but the containers were all different, plastic bins, metal cans, and in one case just a pit. “How does the city of Szandor pick up garbage?” asked Donald.

“The city of Szandor doesn’t pick up anything. Some people subscribe to a private service. Most of us just haul it to the edge of town when it gets rank.” The novice pointed to the pit. “Or bury it on site.”

“Not terribly sanitary.”

The novice bristled. “My dad buries our garbage.”

“Standard practice on Hell,” said Dulce. “There’s a big pit behind the Boss’s castle. It’s far enough away the tourists usually wouldn’t smell it.”

“No lovely fluted dumpsters here,” said Nomik. “As a former occupant of Heaven, how have you adapted?”

“I do all right.”

Initially, Dulce and Nomik’s exchange held a hint of tension, but that turned to playful glances in a way Donald found disappointing. “Are you sure this is really the way to Satan’s palace?”

The Satanic novice chuckled. “The back way is the quickest. If you’d wanted limousine service to the front door, you should have requested it.”

“Quick is fine,” said Nomik. “After the long drive here, I am enjoying the walk.”

“Me, too.” Dulce gripped Nomik’s arm. “Nice to get some air and sunshine. How far is it?”

“Next block.”

This took the travelers by surprise. The next alley did not look different from the one they were in. They looked up and saw nothing unexpected, except they were expecting quite a lot. “Is Satan’s palace underground?”

“Why,” asked the novice. “Do you think that would be appropriate?”

“Perhaps we are a bit confused,” said Nomik, “but lead on. We are being tourists. I imagine finding nothing outside the guidebook is a bore. The true joy of tourism must come in surprises.”

A block later came the surprise. The novice swung a rusty gate, walked across an ill-kept yard, and opened a back door that needed paint. “This time of day, we’ll probably find him in the living room.” The novice had been carrying a bag. He pulled out a six-pack and put it into the refrigerator. “Take a cold one for yourself, if you like.”

Nomik looked around the sketchy little kitchen. “Welcome to Satan’s palace?”

“If you like.”

Nomik hesitated but then pulled a pack that still held four beers out of the refrigerator. He handed one to Dulce and one to Ian. Donald waved them away. Nomik kept one for himself and offered the last to the novice, who Donald would have guessed to be about eighteen. The boy refused the offer with a sheepish grin.

“Your mother would disapprove?”

“Yeah.” The novice led them across the corner of a small dining area into the living room where a hefty middle-aged man wearing khaki pants and an almost-clean white shirt sat on a sagging sofa. He had a beer in his hand. He needed a shave. He was staring at the wall across the room and seemed not to notice their arrival. The wall, as far as they could tell, held nothing worth staring at.

“Behold Satan?” Nomik pointed toward the sofa, his hand wavering in doubt. Faces in the room suggested this attitude was shared.

“Yup.” The novice was amused by the visitors’ reactions.

“What is the proper form of address in this circumstance?”

“Anything you like. Doesn’t matter. He won’t answer.”

Nomik tried anyway. “Good afternoon, Satan. We are visitors from Earth.” For the first time since their arrival on Hell, this announcement brought no reaction. After days of being received with at minimum respect and sometimes joy, Satan’s staring seemed almost an insult. Or perhaps it was something else. “Is he all right?”

The novice reached down to tug at Satan’s beer. Satan pulled it away from him. The novice nodded. “He’s fine.”

Nomik waved a hand in front of Satan’s face, drawing no reaction. “I mean, does he hear us? Does he understand?”

“Sure.”

“And the lack of response?”

“He doesn’t care.”

“About?”

“You. Me. Anything except his beer.”

“So, a master of focus?”

The novice laughed. “You could say that. In fact, that is exactly what he is.”

“What he is?” Nomik looked at Satan. “What is he?”

“Satan is the exact opposite of God.”

“How do you mean?”

“Any of you guys Christians?”

“Donald and I are,” said Ian. Donald frowned at this. “And Dulce, I believe.”

“Have been in the past,” said Dulce. “Not sure these days.”

The novice smiled at this news. “But you’ve read the Christian Bible?”

“Yes,” said Ian and Dulce.

“Cover to cover?” asked Donald. “Must be at least a thousand pages.”

“Since Christ died for our sins,” said Ian, “I thought the least I could do was take the time to read his book.”

“Do you know that part about the numbered hairs?” asked the novice. Ian nodded.

“Even a poor sinner like me knows that one,” said Donald. “God counts every hair on your head.”

“Why?” asked the novice.

“It means he cares about you.”

“Does he? What do you know about God?”

“I don’t know the number of hairs on his head,” said Ian.

“I mean, what are his superpowers?”

Donald found the question irreverent, but it did not seem to bother Ian. “He is omniscient, omnipotent and omnipresent.”

“Omniscient,” said the novice. “That means he knows more than every hair. He knows the dead cells that make up those hairs. He knows the molecules that make up the cells, and the atoms and subatomic particles, and the quantum waves that make up all of that. Not just in theory, he knows every single wave individually. He has to. Otherwise, he wouldn’t be omniscient, would he?”

Donald was reminded of the fact that Denny had not been particularly obnoxious as a teenager. Some of Denny’s friends had, though. This was probably a good kid, for a Satanist, but being lectured by a kid is never pleasant. “Your point?”

“God knows everything about everything, hair or not.”

“The point of the Bible verse,” said Ian, “is that God cares about each and every one of us as individuals.”

“Exactly,” said the novice. “And Satan is the opposite.”

“He does not care about us?”

“What were you expecting of Satan?”

“I think,” said Nomik, “we were expecting something more like the Boss.”

The novice scowled. “That walking advertisement? Do you know why he looks the way he does?”

“His parents had him made that way.”

“Why?”

“For commercial purposes. You are correct about the advertising angle.”

“And what is the purpose of any advertisement?”

“To make money.”

“How would the Boss’s looking that way make money?”

“Through the impact his image would have on the minds of potential customers.”

“Exactly!” The novice’s habit of saying this was beginning to grate on Donald. “The Boss cares about what you think. His whole existence is a demonstration of his interest in your thoughts. The Boss cares about the impression he makes on you because he cares about you. The Boss is no better than God. But this?” The novice indicated the man slouched on the sofa. “This is someone who doesn’t give a damn about you.”

“If the goal is to be unimpressive,” said Ian, “congratulations. The purpose is achieved.”

“And that’s disappointing, isn’t it?” The novice was enjoying his role.

“It is,” said Dulce. “We were expecting more.”

“I know what you Christians were expecting. You wanted a powerful demon lord, a huge, impressive monster, one with a deep voice, living in a castle. You wanted the Boss. In fact, now that you’ve seen the Boss, you wanted an even bigger boss.”

“The boy has our number,” said Ian.

Donald grimaced. Dulce laughed.

“You wanted that dark lord to try to win you over. You wanted that demon to offer you”—here the novice looked Dulce up and down—“to offer you the world and Turkish delight in an effort to seduce you away from God. And then you would prove your Christianity by remembering your Savior’s sacrifice and overcoming Satan’s wiles.”

Ian chuckled. “Now we know what they teach in Satanic Sunday school.”

“Admit it. His appearance is the least of your disappointments. It never crossed your mind that Satan wouldn’t care about you. You honestly believe the master of Hell engages in combat with the creator of the worlds over your precious soul. How egotistical is that? You have such delusions of grandeur that you think the most powerful beings in all the universe have nothing better to do than spend their days plotting how to win your affection.”

“He has a point,” said Nomik.

“He misses the point,” said Ian. “God fights for us because he loves us as his children.”

“That’s his business,” said the novice. “Satan holds no love for you or any man.”

“Satan fights for us to spite God.”

The novice indicated the man on the sofa. “Not this guy.”

“No, I would not expect him to fight for much of anything.”

“You’re disappointed in our Satan because he isn’t mighty enough or petty enough to fight for you.” The novice’s voice was rising to near anger.

Nomik intervened. “He will not speak to us, but will Satan speak to you?”

“Nope.”

“Is there someone in authority he speaks to? A high priest, perhaps?”

“Satan speaks to nobody.”

“When he issues his commands, to whom are they directed?”

“He doesn’t issue any commands.”

“Then how do you know what he wants you to do?”

“We don’t know, and we wouldn’t care if we did.”

Nomik chuckled. “There is an easy divinity to work with. You worship him in any way you please, then go away and please yourselves.”

“It’s even easier than that. We don’t worship him.”

“Because you worship the real Satan,” said Ian.

“This guy is the only Satan we have,” said the novice.

“I mean the fallen angel. You worship God’s true adversary.”

“Nope.”

“Hang on,” said Donald. “Are you saying the Satanic church doesn’t worship Satan?”

“Exactly!”

“Well, what do you worship, then?”

“We don’t worship anything.”

“What goes on in your churches? Why do you have an altar with a naked lady on it?”

“We have rituals.”

“Empty rituals?”

“No emptier than yours. The difference is we know that ours are empty. We have rituals for their own sakes. If we worship anything, it’s reason. We appreciate the power of the human mind. But really, we don’t worship that either.”

“Why call yourselves a church?”

“For the same reason they call this fellow Satan,” said Ian. “To mock other religions.”

“Exactly!”

“You have given us a fine lesson,” said Nomik. “When Dennis Broome visited here, did he and Satan talk about anything?”

“I doubt it. I wasn’t here, but Satan never talks to anybody.”

Nomik eyed the man on the sofa, who chose this moment to belch. “In his case, a wise policy, I think. Is there anyone we might speak with who was here when Dennis visited?”

“Everybody’s gone to supper. That’s why I’m your guide.”

“Supper? Good idea. Any recommendation where we might eat?”

The novice considered this a moment. “What kind of food do you like?”

“We are tourists. Somewhere with a local flavor. Somewhere we might meet your fellow Satanists.”

“Yeah. I can take you to a place.”

“Lead on.”

They followed the novice out Satan’s front door and down the street. Satan did not notice their departure, or if he did, he gave no sign.

24 — Last Resort

Donald considered—if any crime were to happen here, which seemed a likely prospect—how he might describe The Last Resort in an official report: dank working-class bar and grill frequented by healthy young women and men, many of whom happen to be Satanists; food simple, portions large, no vegetarian entrées. Donald ordered only a side salad, which he suspected marked him in the waiter’s eyes.

Why do these young people look so healthy? Not a weakling in the bunch. Where are the runts of the litters?

A black curtain stretched across the back of the large room. A good deal of scaffolding hung overhead. Dark objects were suspended above the diners. Lights? Not many on. Speakers? Yes, of various sizes. Ventilation? It had been a long time since Donald had seen, or smelled, so many tobacco users in one place.

Prerecorded music was inaudible. Despite the larger speakers, only occasional chirps or booms rose above nicotine-and-alcohol-fueled conversation. Donald had insisted their driver be informed of their whereabouts. Their Satanic guide spoke with someone and then assured Donald his parents would easily take care of it.

“Does your family live near the church?” asked Nomik.

“In it,” said the novice.

“Really? You live in a church?”

“Most of our churches are private homes.”

“Not anticipating large congregations?”

“We prefer small cabals. My Dad says, ‘Get to know a few fellow Satanists well rather than a big bunch badly.’”

“Is there a chapel, or do you perform rituals in the living room?”

“We’ve got rituals for every room in the house. We make new ones all the time.”

Ian winced at this revelation. “You acknowledged these rituals to be empty and your Satan to be, in essence, non-existent. I do not see the point. Does one need to mock religion in the laundry room?”

“Our rituals are empty of false faith in false divinities, not empty of meaning.”

“How much meaning can you get from reciting the Lord’s Prayer backwards?”

“We don’t recite prayers in any direction. What would be the point?”

“I have always found prayer comforting.”

The novice laughed. “Crazy people may get comfort from conversations with their hallucinations. I prefer to talk to someone real.”

“We call it the Lord’s Prayer because the Lord gave it to us, which he could not have done if he were not real. He is who we talk to.”

“If he’s omniscient then he must already know what you’re going to say, so why bother to say it?”

“The Lord’s Prayer is a beautiful statement designed to direct our thoughts to higher levels and our behavior toward the good.”

“I know it well. It sucks.”

Ian turned to Donald. “I doubt he knows a syllable.”

Dulce asked the novice, “Do you really know it?”

“‘Our Father,’” said the novice. “Two words in, and you’ve already made two mistakes.”

“How so?”

Our instead of my. The prayer is plural. Everything is about the group. Your religion oppresses the individual.”

“A selfless expression of shared faith,” said Ian. “Nothing oppressive about that.”

“Self is the core of Satanism.”

“I do not doubt it.”

“You said two mistakes,” said Dulce.

Father. You have a single deity who only procreates without sex, yet you assign that deity a gender. Why? So people can argue about it? Feminist theologians change the word to Mother. They give the error a new flavor instead of correcting it.”

“And how would you correct it?”

“Why not, Creator? No gender needed.”

“A valid point,” said Nomik.

“But how will you deal with that Creator’s pronouns?” asked Donald.

“Pronouns are used to shorten names. God is a short name already. Let god be your god’s pronoun. Instead of saying, ‘He made the world,’ say, ‘God made the world.’”

“God is not actually God’s name,” said Ian.

“So, it’s already the divine pronoun.”

“Some sentences could get awkward.”

“They couldn’t be more awkward than endless arguments about God’s gender.”

“He has another point,” said Nomik.

“Conceded,” said Ian. “But I am keeping our.”

“Our Creator who art in heaven,” said Dulce.

“And there’s your next mistake. Where is your God? Where is heaven?” The novice pointed toward the ceiling. “By putting your God in the clouds, you give away your religion’s origin: desperate farmers imagining they could change the weather by pleading with the sky.”

“Where would you put God?” asked Nomik.

“You already answered that today.”

“Did I?”

The novice pointed to Ian. “He did.”

“Did you?”

Ian nodded. “He is right. When asked for God’s superpowers, I said he was—pardon me—I said God was omnipresent.”

“So, our Creator who is . . .”

“Everywhere,” said the novice. “When humanity was confined to a single planet, people might think God was up, but even then, that meant people on opposite sides of the planet were looking to God in opposite directions. Now, we are floating somewhere in what you from Earth would think of as the sky. This bar is in your heaven. And your homes are in ours. Earth was always in the heavens, and if God is omnipresent, he was always there.”

Nomik nodded. “Another good point.”

“Conceded,” said Ian.

“Our Creator who is everywhere,” said Dulce.

“Are we really letting a Satanist rewrite the Lord’s Prayer?” asked Donald.

“He is doing rather well.” 

“I’ll rewrite it for you,” said the novice, “but I won’t pray it. Your God told you to pray that God’s name be honored and that God’s will be done. Then God told you to pray for bread. Not even a sandwich. Pretty slim pickings from an omnipotent being. You should pray for steak.” The novice looked at Donald’s plate. “Or at least for salad.”

“That passage,” said Ian, “is to remind us that any bounty we enjoy on Earth is a gift of the Creator. The next line, ‘forgive us our debts as we forgive our debtors,’ is the heart of Christ’s message. We may feel that someone owes us something, but no debt owed to one of us can compare to the debt we owe already for our very existence.”

“Never ask for more than bread because you owe me for your skin. No wonder masters like their slaves to be Christian.”

“Another valid point,” said Nomik.

“Not conceded,” said Ian. “Slave and master are equally indebted to the Lord. Both must be ready to forgive if they would be forgiven.”

“I’m sure the masters are forgiving,” said the novice. “Their whips must gather dust.”

“We don’t do slavery anymore,” said Donald.

“After two thousand Christian years of it. Now, you just have wage slaves.”

“Admittedly,” said Ian, “Christ’s message has taken time to sink in and still has far to go, but mankind is better for it.”

“Fine. You ask for bread for the community. As a Satanist, I will ask for more, and I will ask it for myself.”

“And of whom will you ask it?”

Donald set his chin and nodded. “Good point.”

“I ask it of the world. And then, I take it.”

“What if I ask for something I cannot have?” As Nomik spoke, his eyes flicked toward Dulce. Donald saw this. Ian, apparently, did not.

“That’s where the magic comes in.”

This Ian noticed. “Magic? What magic?”

“We Satanists use magic to bend the world to our will.”

“Real magic?”

“Depends what you mean by real.”

“Ian is a wizard,” said Dulce. “A real one. So is Nomik.”

“You mean like the teleportation engineers who brought us here?”

“You would have been a child,” said Nomik. “Do you recall those engineers?”

“I remember the one who brought my family. He used an electronic gadget attached to his face. He did a lot of calculations. It looked more like science than magic.”

“I know a wizard who might agree with you. He uses a good deal of mathematics in his magic. In fact, it was he who originated the teleportation spell.”

“Math. Science. We Satanists have real magic.”

“What sort of magic?”

“We use strong rituals to strengthen ourselves. We master our own minds, and with that power, we change the world. Your magic is just another tool. Tools are held by hands. Our magic controls the hands.”

“I would like to see some of that magic.”

“Looks like you’ll get your chance.” The novice gestured toward the center of the room. Donald had already noticed that tables and chairs had been folded and moved away as diners on the lower level finished their meals. A large space had been cleared. The inaudible background music stopped, more noticeable by its absence.

“Are we to witness a black mass?” Nomik asked this question as the curtain at the back of the room parted. A roar went up from the crowd.

The novice’s response was barely heard, and even then, only because he shouted. “Not a mass. A concert.”

A single spotlight in the scaffolding above illuminated a man standing on a stage. He held a guitar in his hands and plucked a simple tune, silencing the crowd. The melody was upbeat, the key major. The crowd acknowledged this apparently familiar number with nods and smiles. One by one, other instruments joined in, musicians barely visible on the dark platform.

The man began to sing. His voice was strong, his diction perfect. He told the story of a worker in the communication industry. The song presented details of this hero’s daily struggle to keep everyone connected despite a world whose tectonic plates were shifting, whose weather was powerful and unpredictable, and whose sky was dominated by a giant planet generating disruptive magnetic fields. The music made each challenge manifest, while a pizzicato flute represented a digital signal struggling to get through.

But in each verse, the happy melody would take a minor turn. Words spoke of success, yet music hinted there was something wrong. In the final verse, it became apparent that this master of our communication was unable to make himself heard to the one person in the world to whom he wished to speak. He carried messages from her lovers in his hands but could not find the words to tell her of his love.

The singer handled this beautifully. The music backed him up. The crowd was silent. Donald found himself straining to resist a tear.

“Do you feel the magic?” asked the novice.

“Certainly an effective song,” said Nomik. “I suppose one might say it had cast a spell.”

“Just wait.”

The song had ended, the spotlight faded, but the flute refused to stop. The sound began to move about the room, up and down the walls, across the ceiling, plunging to the floor. One could not see how this was managed as the room was in total darkness. It occurred to Donald that this moment could not happen on his planet because of safety codes. A crowded room must always have a little light. Hell undoubtedly had no such regulations.

A droning instrument joined the flute. Tiny flickers on the walls now followed the pizzicato course of the persistent signal, although the flutist was still invisible. The drone seemed to produce a glow joined by swirls in both light and sound, building in power and intensity as drums arrived, and horns, and instruments Donald could not identify. The drummer had found an insistent beat in the signal, one much faster than the song from which it had emerged. This brought the crowd to its feet. The removal of the tables had been to make room for dancing.

Light and music expressed a set of contrasts. A long note would provide the background for a sudden burst of sharp tones. A quiet sound would vanish in a storm of noise but would survive the passing of that storm. A steady rhythm kept the dancers moving, swaying while a pulse of hue or intensity would become visible in the light that fell upon them. Through it all, signal and drone continued.

And then the drone became a word. Donald realized now that all along the drone had been a woman’s voice. Her song was slow, lyrics drawn out, and not many of them. The gist was that she was in love, although no mention was made of the lover. Perhaps it was not that she loved a man but loved love itself.

Dulce asked Nomik to dance.

Donald’s sense of danger increased. As a police officer, he had often responded to calls from clubs like this. One, or two, or all three corners of an eternal triangle would be bleeding, dying, or already dead. He tried to send Nomik a disapproving look. It was too late. The couple was already merged into the swaying crowd. Nomik and Dulce were dancing, and the Boss had been informed, at Donald’s own insistence, of where to find them.

Think of the devil, here he was. “Hi, guys. How did you like Satan?”

“Unimpressive,” said Ian, “but I gather that was the intention.”

“We had our impact on you,” said the novice.

“Once is plenty, right?” asked the Boss.

“Absolutely.” Ian’s head nodded in time with the music.

“Told you.” The Boss was holding two beers. He must have picked them up on his way in. He drained one and started on the second.

“Where’s our driver?” asked Donald. “Is that his beer you’re drinking?”

“He’s staying with the buggy. This time of night, this neighborhood, we thought it would be best. As for the beers, I got thirsty in the park. In fact . . .” The Boss flagged down a passing waiter and put in his order for a third.

“What’s wrong with this neighborhood?” ask the novice.

“Nothing in particular. Just, you know, a bar. Start of the weekend. The buggy has a gun. Don’t want to be responsible for any trouble. Say, where’s Nomik?”

“Dancing with his girlfriend,” said the novice.

Donald recalled dance clubs like this, designed to be lit dramatically, but with glaring ceiling lights turned on so policemen could photograph a crime scene while shaken customers were interviewed. It was so horrible. They were so young. I guess I kind of saw the trouble coming, but I didn’t see what I could do to stop it.

Donald had to do something. Redirect aggression? “So, Boss, why do you suppose the Satanists don’t like you?”

“I don’t know. Maybe this one will explain it.” The Boss nudged the novice.

“You’re a commercial that never ends,” said the novice. “You mock the powers of reality. You promote a false religion every moment of every day and night. I mean, look at you right now. It’s the weekend. We’re all just trying to relax. You could at least take off the horns.”

“I can’t.”

“Contractual obligation? Management would object?”

“They’re my horns.”

“Then you should have the right to take them off.”

“I mean they’re attached to my skull. They grow there.”

“Seriously?”

The Boss nodded. With the enhancement of his horns, he had an effective nod. “Dr. Pell’s work. I’m part bull.”

“You’re a Pell?”

“Certainly not! No bird in me. Some goat, though. And some cat. Big cat. The fangs are cat.”

“How? Why?”

“The folks wanted me to have a reliable profession. They were thinking of having a child when they heard about the opening of the colony on Hell. Dr. Pell was already a friend of the family. In fact, they’re the ones who convinced him to emigrate. He worked with them to make me.”

“So, your career in tourism was picked out before you were born?”

The Boss sipped his beer. “Pretty much.”

“That’s harsh.”

“My folks just wanted the best for me.”

“I don’t doubt that, but still, they didn’t consult you.”

The Boss finished his second beer and glanced around to see if the third were here. It was. He took it from the waiter, who he told to keep them coming. “They couldn’t. I wasn’t born yet. But I see what you’re getting at. Truth be told, I’m thinking of leaving the Castle. Maybe go to college.”

“Good idea,” said Donald. “You could always come back to the Castle later if you like. A young man like you should keep his options open. Don’t let yourself be tied down to any one plan. Or person.”

The Boss smiled. “Dulce said the same thing.”

“Dulce?” asked the novice. “You mean Nomik’s girl?”

Donald inhaled a sharp breath. “She’s not Nomik’s girl.”

“You sure? She acts like it. Been hanging on him all day. And look at how they dance.”

The Boss turned to look. Donald tried to read the reaction on his face. There did not seem to be a reaction. Donald took this as a bad sign, perhaps an indicator of smoldering rage.

The song of love had been slowing for some time. Dulce and Nomik had fallen into each other’s arms. Dulce’s movements were suggestive to the point that Donald could think of places where they would be illegal. He wished he had the authority to make the arrest and was contemplating how he might intervene without it when the music changed. Streams of light ran up the walls. The beat increased, its insistence driving couples apart and into intense individual action. Initially, Donald welcomed this effect.

The male singer returned, but his style was new. His song was a complaint of how his friends were changing. Instead of being men who enjoyed a variety of adventures, they could speak only of one thing: Valeria. The fools saw this woman as perfection. Valeria was all that they could talk about. They bowed down before her beauty. These once proud heroes now wasted days waiting for the faintest hint of Valeria’s approval. Judging by the music, they waited in a highly energetic fashion. The powerful beat belied the singer’s whining tone. The dance grew frenetic. Nomik Motchk and Dulce Godot became the center of a human whirlpool.

Donald pulled Ian close. “Did you know Nomik could dance like that?”

Ian watched as Nomik spun Dulce around him and then lifted her into a passing shaft of light just as the singer spoke the name of the woman in the song who was the focus of all attention. “No, but it makes sense. Like most time wizards, he is musical. Their skills make them hypersensitive to rhythm. Nomik plays guitar.” Ian had to lean close to Donald’s head to make each observation heard. “He is naturally graceful. Thanks to the Eighth Doll, he has the body of a young god. And you have seen his paintings. Although deeply rational, Nomik is, at heart, a man of passion.”

Donald looked at Nomik’s face. Was there passion in it? “Oh, my God!” Donald checked the table. The novice and the Boss were engaged in an intense discussion about the intersection of commerce and religion. Donald placed his mouth an inch from Ian’s ear. “Nomik is in love with her.”

“How would you know that?”

“Experience. A homicide detective saves time on an investigation by figuring out who is really in love with whom. I know that look. This isn’t a dalliance. Nomik loves that woman.”

Ian watched the couple. “Still not sure, but if you say so. Is she in love with him?”

Donald studied Dulce’s face as best he could, considering her lively movements. “I don’t think so.”

The song was building to a climax. It now became apparent that the singer, the one complaining of his friends’ infatuations, was himself the most infatuated, as guilty as the idolaters he denounced, justifying this by describing how magnificent was the object of his adoration. His whine of complaint became a hymn of praise. The woman’s name, Valeria, began every line. Nomik and Dulce seemed to have worked out a procedure to their dance that placed her at the focus of the lighting in the room each time that name was spoken. Or was the lighting engineer doing that? Was he, too, fixated on Dulce’s charms?

“Every woman in the room,” said the novice.

“What?”

“That’s the magic.”

Donald was baffled. “What are you talking about?”

“Every woman in the room is Valeria. Every man worships her.”

Donald found this doubtful, but as he looked around, he saw that Dulce was not the only focus of attention, not the only woman bathed in light at key moments in the music. Young men’s faces were inflamed by desire. “Is this the purpose of your magic? Is it all about getting people into bed together? Is your target reproduction?”

“Hell is smaller than Earth,” said the novice, “but not by much. Earth has billions of people. Our population is one million. We lost a hundred thousand to famine, but we’ve solved the food shortage. We have excess now. Houses are empty. A world waits for conquest, but immigration is cut off. We use our magic to do what must be done.”

Ian had been watching the dance with a certain amount of envy in his eyes. “Hell is a young man’s paradise.”

The novice nodded enthusiastically. It occurred to Donald that he had been missing something terribly important. “You don’t think Denny will want to stay here, do you? Become a Satanist?”

“No worries,” said the Boss. “He’s already gone. Our driver’s wife showed up. She told us.”

“Gone? From Szandor or from Hell?”

“From Hell. She said to ask the band if we want to know the details.”

“Ask the band?”

When the band took a break, Nomik and Dulce returned to the table. Before unwanted conversation could get started, Donald demanded that the Boss repeat his news. Nomik, who had once been so focused on reaching Denny, needed a moment to pull his thoughts together.

“If you’ll recall,” said Donald, “our goal was the saving of the universe. That must be our first priority.”

Nomik laughed. “And all this time, I thought your goal was to protect your son from me.”

“My goal as a policeman was to maximize the number of people left alive in any situation. That still holds. I want all of us, including Denny, to come out of this all right.”

“You are correct, of course. We must seek the band while they are free to talk.”

It turned out Dennis Broome had visited this very club the night before. He had held a lengthy conversation with the musicians. “Our birds are descended from Earth imports,” said the flutist. “Your son knows every bird call I know and a hundred more I’d never heard before. I wish he could’ve stayed to teach them to me, but he said he had to move on to another planet. Then he vanished.”

“What do you mean vanished?” asked Nomik.

“Dennis is a wizard. Didn’t you guys know that?”

“We knew. Are you saying Dennis teleported?”

“Guess so. Did a little song and dance, and he was gone. One second here, the next, poof.”

“And you said his destination was another planet? Did he say which one?”

“Nope. Just said he was looking for a place that had a happier story. He felt bad about what happened here.”

“What happened here?” asked Donald.

“You know, the famine and everything.”

“Oh, right.”

“You are sure he gave you no hint of his destination?” asked Nomik.

“I don’t remember a name. He had a place picked out, though. He said it was going to be real nice.”

The vocalist leaned in. “He said it would be peachy.”

“Peachy?” asked Nomik. “You are certain that was the word he used?”

“Yup. I remember noticing it because you don’t hear that phrase much anymore. My grandad used to say things were peachy keen.”

“Is that what Dennis said? Peachy keen?”

“Nope. He just said peachy.”

“Boss, lead us to the buggy. I know where Dennis went.”

“If he is teleporting,” said Ian, “we will not catch him with a car.”

“Peachy is a planet. Dennis has never been to Peachy before, so he will need his spaceship. We, too, will teleport. We will take the buggy with us. We may need it when we get to the Castle.”

“You can teleport to the Castle?”

“I memorized a location in the parking lot for that very purpose. I suspect Dennis did something similar. Congratulations, Ian. Our apprentice is thinking like a spacetime wizard.”

25 — Peachy

“Jesus Christ!” This time, it was the Muslim in the party who said it. That he shouted it while performing his duties as pilot made it doubly disturbing.

Nomik braced himself against straps in the teleportation engineer’s chamber. “Is there a problem?”

“Yes! You’ve finished your teleport. It’s rocket time. Get over here into your seat and buckle in. Everybody else, stay in your seats. The computer and I need to think.”

“Anything we can do to help?” asked Ian.

“Be quiet.”

The passengers put their faith in the pilot’s skills. Two of them put additional faith elsewhere. They had only a moment to silently pray, but it still seemed an eternity. Nomik also had an elsewhere, but what he felt was less faith and more fatalistic certainty. The Eighth Doll would never let him die. No prayer required.

“Got it. We’re going to pull some G’s. You’ll probably pass out. Let it happen. It won’t last.”

“But you won’t pass out, right?” asked Donald.

“I sure will.”

The rockets fired. Donald realized they had never fired in earnest before, never let on what they could do if someone gave them the authority. Rayyan let them strut their stuff. The roar was deafening. An elephant or two landed on Donald’s chest, on all of him, in fact, even on his toes. The view through the window was limited from his position. Stars spun by. Then something else. A planet? Stars again. Lots and lots of stars outside the ship. And inside as well. Then, no stars.


Donald woke up. “Are we all right?”

No response. An alarm was beeping.

“Rayyan? Are we OK?”

Additional lack of response.

“Nomik? Ian?”

Donald raised his head to look around. This was easy. The elephants were gone. In fact, he hardly had to raise his head at all. He was weightless. Almost, anyway.

“Anybody?”

The stars outside the window were spinning. Did something need to be done about that? By moving his limbs, Donald determined that the slight difference between weightlessness and what he was feeling was probably the result of centrifugal force caused by the ship spinning end over end. He tried not to panic. The alarm did not help. Alarms call for attention. To what should he attend?

There were a lot of buttons and switches in front of Rayyan’s seat. Most of them had labels. Donald was too far away to reach them. “Is anyone awake?”

Donald waited what he considered to be a rational interval for response and then undid his harness. He crawled over Nomik, who looked to be unconscious. Breathing? Yes. So was Rayyan. Donald glanced back toward Ian. Crawl backward to check, or let it go for now? He let it go.

The labels on Rayyan’s control panel were not helpful. To be fair, they were probably helpful to Rayyan. To Donald, they fell into two categories: repetitive or inexplicable. There was some overlap.

Rayyan’s computer monitor had a lot of windows open. Things were happening in them. None of them made sense to Donald. Perhaps, if he flipped one of those switches for just a moment then switched it back, he could see if the result was more or less spinning. If it was less, he could try it again. If it was more, he could try a different switch. Or a button. Or maybe, because he had no idea what he was doing, the elephants would come back.

“You thinking about playing pilot?” The voice was Nomik Motchk.

“My God, I hope not,” said Donald.

“I concur. Let us wait until Rayyan can give his opinion. What is happening outside?”

Donald swam to the window. He was almost there already, but the task was not as easy as he remembered it to have been. “A planet.”

“Is it getting larger?”

Donald considered the grayish ball that moved into and out of view as the spaceship spun. “I don’t think so. I have a sense that it was bigger earlier. It looks far away now.”

Nomik sighed. “Both good and bad news.”

“How so?”

“I was hoping to beat your son to the surface. I may have teleported a bit too close. If Rayyan moved us away, we have lost our advantage. Perhaps it was necessary.”

“No.” Rayyan sounded groggy. “Not necessary. Could have come down right away. Not survived, but down.”

“Rayyan,” said Donald, “it is extremely good to hear your voice. Are we all right?”

“Depends. Is Ian still alive?”

“Yo.” Ian sounded groggier than Rayyan.

“And did I hear you say the planet looks smaller?”

Donald pointed out the window at the gray ball sliding past. “You did. It is. We’re spinning. There’s an alarm.”

“We’re fine, then. Assuming the computer did its job and didn’t burn through all the fuel.” Rayyan consulted gauges. He tapped a button. The alarm stopped. Passengers waited apprehensively for news. “Yeah, we’re fine.”

“Have we lost time?” asked Nomik.

“Sure have.”

“We were so close.”

“Nomik, have you ever studied orbital mechanics?”

“No.”

“Didn’t think so.”

“I wanted to beat Dennis to the surface.”

“Let me tell you about orbital mechanics. If you’re on a satellite and want to drop an object to the planet, what direction would you throw it?”

“Down?”

Rayyan laughed. “Do that, and there’s a fair chance later it will knock you on the top of your head. Orbital mechanics are tricky. Closer isn’t always closer.”

“I suppose I should have consulted my pilot.”

Rayyan nodded.

“Exactly how much time have we lost?”

“Knowing that will take observation and calculation. I’ll give you the information when I have it.”

“My apologies, gentlemen. The cards gave me a target. I hedged it by what I thought to be a tiny amount. I should not have done that.”

“You left out my favorite part of any apology,” said Donald.

Nomik considered for a moment. “I will never make that mistake again?”

“There you go.”

“Do you think we’ll have time for a game?” asked Ian.

Rayyan replied without looking up from his computer monitor. “We will.”

Nomik sighed as he pulled out the cards.

Rayyan tapped keys and checked gauges. “Buckle in first, Donald. I need to do some maneuvering. Nothing that will knock us out again. Sorry if I got a little overwrought back there.”

“You had a job to do,” said Donald. “You did it.”

“Part of my job is professional communication in all circumstances. Shouting Jesus Christ like that was inappropriate practice for a pilot.”

“Not to mention the religious issue. I thought you were a Muslim.”

“I have heard,” said Ian, “that Muslims revere Jesus.”

“We do,” said Rayyan. “Jesus—peace be upon him—is a great prophet. But that’s not why I picked his name to shout.”

“Why did you?”

“Where I come from, people often say his name in trying circumstances.”

“Where do you come from?” asked Nomik.

“Omaha.”

“Nebraska? Seriously?”

“Yeah. Are you surprised to learn that I’m as American as you are?”

This brought laughs, especially from Ian. “Nomik is not American at all.”

“Well,” said Donald, “North American. But not USA American. He comes from Mexico. You’ve seen his home.”

Rayyan kept his eyes on his monitor as he spoke. He flipped switches. Small jets hissed. The ship shuddered. The rotation lessened and then stopped. “Nomik, you have absolutely no accent. I assumed you were an American who moved to Mexico. Do you use some kind of magic spell when you speak?”

“No spell, but magic is involved. I have a good ear. I pay attention to the sounds I make. Those skills are of benefit to a wizard.”

“True,” said Ian.

“So, you were born in Mexico.”

“Raised there. I was born in Africa.”

Now Rayyan glanced up. “You don’t look it. Well, maybe a little. Missionary parents? Engineers? Archaeologists?”

“I have no idea.”

“You didn’t know your parents?”

“I did, but only when I was very young.”

“You lost them, then?”

“I was taken from them. That was how magic users did things back then.”

“We did,” said Ian.

“What do you remember of your parents?”

“Nothing,” said Nomik.

“Nothing at all?”

“Absolutely nothing. And that is what they would have remembered of me. My mentors saw to that. I only know I came from Africa because one of my mentors mentioned it during a visit to that continent. We went there to find me a magical staff.”

“But Dennis knows his parents.”

“He does,” said Ian. “By the time I took Dennis as my apprentice, the world of magic had changed. Changed thanks to Nomik. But he is right about the old days. When I took Cory Lariston from his family, I took their memories of him and his of them. Magic was kept secret back then. We had no choice.”

“We had a choice,” said Nomik.

Ian would have disputed this, but Nomik’s tone was stern enough that he decided a change of topic would be better. “Tell us about this planet we are going to.”

Nomik’s voice remained stern. “This planet we are going to because ACT’s pilots cannot obey an order.”

“I didn’t know Dennis was in town,” said Rayyan. “I tried to stop him at the spaceport after I learned of activity there.”

“Not just you. Dennis’s pilot had clear instructions not to let the boy off the ground.”

“Dennis is a wizard. We are not. He can do things. Like move people where he wants them.”

“You mean he teleported you?”

Rayyan nodded. “More than once.”

Nomik glowered. “He should not be doing that.”

“And he can fly.”

“You mean he can pilot his own ship?”

“No. I mean he can get around people by going over them through the air.”

“Wizards cannot fly. We have tried and failed for millennia.”

“He went over us as if he could.”

“Ian, can Dennis fly?”

Ian considered for a moment. “You know how creative he is at combining spells. I taught him how to leap like a grasshopper and how to glide like a webbed squirrel. He put them together. It is not controlled flight, but it works for short distances.”

“Fine. He is both a creative animal mage and an accomplished spacetime wizard. That still does not explain why his pilot disobeyed orders and agreed to take him to Peachy.”

“He may not have agreed,” said Rayyan. “Once Dennis had teleported him onto the ship, and the ship into space, he wouldn’t have had much choice.”

Nomik scowled. “I suppose I can see that.”

“And anyway, Dennis can be persuasive. He made a lot of friends on Hell. Even when I called on the good name of ACT, I had quite a time getting folks from town to help me try to stop him. It was, at best, a reluctant posse.”

“All right. You still have your job.”

“Good thing,” said Ian, “since our lives depend upon Rayyan's skills.”

“My life, too,” said Rayyan. “I’d land the Handbasket even if I was fired.”

“Is it still the Handbasket if we’re not going to Hell?” asked Donald.

“That brings us back to my question,” said Ian. “What kind of place is Peachy?”

“Peachy is peachy,” said Nomik. “From what I read in the corporate reports, Peachy should not have faced the problems others did when they were cut off. The planet already had earthlike plants before we got there. Insects. Edible native fruits and vegetables. Compatibility with introduced crops from Earth. Peachy was the first colony to export food. It was not as independent as Heaven but would not have suffered as Hell did for lack of contact after Ruby’s death.”

“I like the sound of that,” said Donald.

Ian nodded. “At last, Dennis will have led us to a nice place to visit.”

“I enjoyed Hell,” said Nomik.

“It was too hot or too cold every moment,” said Rayyan.

“Nomik enjoyed the people he met,” said Donald.

Ian chuckled. “‘Heaven for climate, hell for company.’ Mark Twain said that.”

“He did,” said Nomik. “I once heard him say it. Though the thought was not original to him.”

“You knew Mark Twain?” asked Rayyan.

“Not personally, but I attended an event at which he spoke.”

“What event was that?”

Nomik looked down at his feet as if the past lay with them. “It was long ago. I was a boy. I would have to check my records.”

“But you enjoyed Hell?”

“He sure did,” said Ian. “Donald thought he had fallen in love. He expected Nomik to ask Dulce to join us on this trip.”

Nomik looked back up again. “Did you, Donald? Where would we have put her?”

“You could have given her your seat and strapped into your spell-casting space,” said Ian.

“That would violate regulations.” Nomik grinned. “Rayyan would not allow it.”

“No, I wouldn’t.”

“And anyway, Dulce would not have come. She is in love with the Boss.”

Donald snorted. “It didn’t look that way when you were skinny-dipping in Joe’s pool at the Grand Chasm. And I wasn’t the only one who saw the attraction. That Satanic novice noticed it.”

“You saw Dulce showing a good time to a man she needed for the fulfillment of her economic plans for Hell.”

“Economic plans?”

“And political and social. The first night we were there, that young woman came to my room and sketched out the next hundred years for her newly adopted world.”

“Kept you up all night talking, did she?”

Nomik nodded. “Think about it. Her father is Heaven’s planetary administrator, and his father founded the colony. On her mother’s side, her grandfather is a Pope. If there is such a thing as a gene for leadership, she has it.”

“So, no hanky-panky?”

Nomik smiled. “Some, perhaps. She knew I would be leaving Hell eventually. She wanted to make sure ACT’s director would never forget the place.”

“I suppose you won’t.”

“Not immediately. Did you spend our whole stay there worrying about Dulce and me?”

“He did,” said Ian. “Worrying that the Boss might break you in half. And worrying that Dulce had broken Denny’s heart. And worrying about the Pell’s rights not to be hunted. And worrying that Denny would become a Satanist.”

“Donald, you worry too much.”

“I have been telling him that.”

“Heaven was rough on you, but nothing bad happened on Hell. Now we are only . . . How far behind Dennis are we?”

“I make it a day,” said Rayyan. “Possibly less.”

“That close? Wonderful! Soon we will be in the company of your son on a planet populated by successful farmers with no known extremist views.” Nomik pulled out his deck and began to shuffle. “Less worry. More cards.”

Donald laughed. “I guess Ian’s right. Sorry if I’ve been a drag on our holiday since I got out of prison. Let’s finish saving the universe and make this a vacation to remember.”


When the door opened, nobody said anything for a long time. It was Ian who broke the silence. “Perhaps the planet is not all like this.” His voice was transmitted via radio from his spacesuit to the others.

Rayyan, after checking environmental sensors, had insisted on the suits. “I think it may be.”

“Why would you think that?”

“Coming down, I was looking out the window. Peachy has this gray color everywhere.”

“What do you suppose happened?”

“Environmental disaster,” said Nomik. “Perhaps there was some hidden incompatibility between Peachy’s plants and those of Earth.”

“You said they got along.”

“At the time of the last report, they had. That was many years ago. Anyway, I am only speculating.”

“Whatever it was,” said Rayyan, “it looks pretty universal. Do you think anything is alive? Has the colony moved underground?”

No one had an answer for that, but Nomik had a question. “Where are Dennis and his pilot?”

“Is this place safe?” asked Donald. “Maybe they are hiding in their ship. Maybe we should hide in ours.”

“In these suits, we are as isolated from the atmosphere as we would be in the ship.”

“We had no more radio response from Dennis than we did from the planet,” said Rayyan.

“Are you suggesting they’re incapacitated?”

“Maybe.”

At that moment, a fifth voice joined the radio conversation. “We are fine, but there is nothing worth seeing here. Get back in your ship.”

Donald felt his heart leap. “Denny, is that you?”

“Get out of here, Dad. I will meet you back on Earth.”

“Is your pilot all right, then?”

“Affirmative,” said a sixth voice. “We’re both OK.”

“Where are you?”

“Here.” As the pilot spoke, a spacesuited individual stepped from behind a building and waved his shiny glove. “This is me.” The building was a typical ACT teleportation container, the size of a large warehouse, but this one was unusually painted, covered in brightly colored images of balloons and stars, confetti and party streamers.

The new arrivals moved to join the pilot. “No,” said Dennis Broome’s voice. “Go back.”

“Are you in danger?” asked Nomik.

“We are fine,” said Dennis, “but there is nothing to see here.” His voice was strained, as if he were exerting himself.

“We can’t see you,” said his father. “Where are you?”

The pilot waved again. This did not satisfy Donald, who picked up his pace to a trot. The pilot disappeared back around the corner of the party building.

“Dad, there really is no reason to see anything on this planet. It all looks the same.”

Dennis Broome had never been much of a liar. His father recognized the strain in Denny’s voice as more than simple exertion. His son was trying to keep something from him. Donald would certainly not turn back, not before he saw Denny’s face.

The man who came around the corner was not only a father; he was a professional detective with many years on a police force. That experience came back to him now. He saw his son adopting a stance intended to appear casual, or as casual as a man can appear inside a spacesuit. He saw the reason for his son’s exertions. Denny had been moving heavy barrels. Scuff marks on the gray dust coating the ground made this apparent. He had been moving them to a position where they would block a door.

Inside his spacesuit, Donald rolled his eyes. How many times had Detective Broome seen this? How often had he and his fellow officers headed straight for the stolen goods, or the illegal drugs, or the concealed corpse because they immediately spotted the feeble efforts of the criminal to block a path? “Get those barrels out of the way.”

Ian, Nomik, and Rayyan came up behind him. “What is going on?” asked Nomik.

“Something is being hidden from us.”

“Dad, we need to leave this planet.”

“And we will, right after that door has been opened.”

“There is nothing in there, Dad.”

The instincts of the police detective were only heightened by this lie. Donald had seen enough of this sort of thing to know that the longer it went on, the worse it would be for the criminal. Whatever had happened here, he sincerely believed it would be better for his son if the truth were revealed as quickly as possible. “Move those barrels.”

Donald Broome was not a magic user. He had no spell of command, but he did have the practiced voice of authority, a result of his police training and experience. This voice was effective even over spacesuit radio. Everyone, Denny reluctantly included, worked to clear the doorway. With so many hands, it did not take long.

Teleportation containers are spaceships that never move. They are disconnected from one location and reconnected to another. They are often filled with cargo and colonists. They are never intentionally relocated into space. They really are just buildings. They may have skylights. This one did, but those skylights had been covered with the same gray powder that coated this entire planet. There was light inside but filtered down by dust into a dimness. Donald’s eyes required time to adjust.

His first impression was that the grayness outside continued inside. The floor was oddly irregular, textured, covered with what? Bones? Yes, the detective had seen human bones before. But never so many. So many! Adults. Children. So many children!

“Dad, you did not do this.”

Something dark was suspended over Donald’s head. It had been hanging there for a long time. Years. Donald had brought it with him. Everywhere he went, every minute of every day, he had always known that it was there. At the same time, he had never allowed himself to truly understand. His son’s words brought this dark thing down upon him. This thing was the truth. It was much heavier than the elephants.

“So many,” said Ian. “Why all packed in here?”

“This is the teleportation container,” said Nomik. “This was their only hope of escape from what happened.”

“What happened,” said Donald. It was not a question. He knew what had happened here. Not the science. Not the ecology or whatever it was that had turned a planet’s biosphere into a layer of gray dust. But he knew what had happened to the people in this room, people waiting for a teleport to save their lives. To save their families.

He had happened. Detective Donald Broome had happened. He had put the bullet into Ruby’s brain. He had ended teleportation. He had killed these people. And a few on Heaven. And a hundred thousand more on Hell. Of all the colonies, they had visited only three. So far, he had killed people on all of them.

Gruesome as this sight was, it could not be everyone who had lived on Peachy. Most must have died elsewhere: at home, at school, at work, in green fields turning gray. These few were the ones who tried to escape the inescapable. They came here for their rescue. They had painted the building in its party theme. They celebrated having gotten this far, the spaceport, so close to Earth. Too far away.

People were talking. Donald was not listening. Then it struck him. Some of the conversation was outside the spacesuit radio. Some of it came from the bones.

Donald had never experienced a hallucination. Or a vision. Yes, this was a vision. It had to be. A hallucination would have been deceptive. Donald was not deceived. He knew that only he would hear these voices. He knew that only he would see what happened now, the people rising from their bones. This was just for him. He knew it was not real, but he went ahead and saw it anyway.

They came toward him. They were not coming for him. It was just that he was standing by the door, and they were leaving. It had been necessary for him to arrive before they would understand that they had no hope. Now that he was here, the dead had no reason to stay. They would abandon this party box and return to their homes, their fields, their businesses, their schools.

They walked past him. They went outside and walked away. They did not look at him, or at any of the men in spacesuits. They wore the clothing of their daily lives. They looked normal. Families out walking. Parents leading children. So many children. Babies carried.

But they spoke to him as they passed, each and every one of them. Even the babies spoke in their high little voices. That might have seemed impossible, but since this was a vision, it was allowed. They all said exactly the same thing.

“Please don’t shoot.”


It was good that Dennis and Nomik were now familiar enough with teleportation between worlds. Both already knew the Beowawe teleportation gates. Orrin Viderlick was delighted to see ACT’s pop-and-drop ships returned in fine condition. Denny and Nomik had important things to work out between them, but Donald had become the most immediate concern.

The trip home had taken only an instant. That was good. Otherwise, someone would have been trapped inside a can with Donald for days or even weeks. Refusing sedatives, he remained awake for five days and nights after the return to Earth. When people talked to him, he seemed perfectly all right, but as soon as there was a lull in the conversation, he would begin to mutter. “Please don’t shoot. Please don’t shoot. Please don’t shoot.”

It did not stop until the night of the fifth day, at about two o’clock in the morning. Donald collapsed and slept peacefully for one hour. At three, he awoke with a smile on his face that lasted only an instant. Nobody was watching the transformation, but Donald felt it. He recalled what had happened, and his lips began to move again. He would have to work on that. He would have to work on sleeping, too. Otherwise, they would all suspect.

The family took turns staying with him. The next night, Donald was talking. He had become very talkative. “You told me premonitions were emotions. You were right, Ian. Before I could think about what was coming, I could feel it. I thought something terrible was going to happen, but it already had. The terrible thing was me.”

“Donald, you are not terrible.”

“Tell that to my victims.”

“You did not kill those people.”

“I pulled the trigger. They died.”

“You thought you were doing the right thing. You were saving Denny’s life and sparing mine. Would you have us both dead?”

“Yes. So would you. If you and Denny and I could kill ourselves to save the lives of everyone who died on Peachy, and on Hell, and on all those other colonies, would we hesitate for an instant?”

“I might hesitate.”

“But you would do it.”

“I suppose so.

“I would shoot all three of us.”

“Donald, tell me you are not going to shoot yourself.”

“Ian, I would cut off both hands before I would take a life again, but if it would bring back those lives I ended . . .”

“It would not! And you did not end those lives. You had no way of knowing what would happen.”

“Of course I did. While investigating Cory’s death, I interviewed Grover Hughlings and Orrin Viderlick. I visited the Beowawe teleportation gates. I read up on Ruby. She never told me anything, but she didn’t have to. I knew who she was and how her system worked. I knew what and who depended on her.”

“You were not thinking about that. You were doing your job. You knew she had murdered Cory.”

“As a policeman, that was reason to arrest her. But I chose to be judge and jury and executioner.”

“To save our lives.”

“And to end others all over the galaxy. Ian, I’ve never told you this, but while I was on the force, I kept a running total of the lives I’d saved. I was up to twenty-eight when I killed Ruby. That day, I subtracted one, but I added three.”

“Three? Dennis. Me. Who else?”

“I added QiLina, Ruby’s mentor, the woman Ruby kept locked in her basement. I felt unsure about that one. QiLina’s life was not in immediate danger. Ruby kept her alive and healthy, but because Ruby had suppressed QiLina’s will, it was like a living death. I finally decided to count her. I felt a bit like I was cheating, but I did it anyway. That took the total to an even thirty. I neglected to subtract a million.”

“We do not know that it was a million.”

“No. Could have been more.”

“Or less.”

“Great. Maybe it was only hundreds of thousands. Thanks for that thought.”

“Donald, you have to stop doing this to yourself.”

Donald looked at Ian, aware of what the Scottish wizard could not understand. Or hear. Or see. “Of course I do. Thank you, Ian. You are a good man.”

“So are you, Donald. Never forget that.”

“I won’t, Ian.”

The conversation ended. Donald was silent. He did not have to speak. The crowd spoke for him, making his point as they poured past. He was no longer on Peachy, but he did not need to be. Anyway, many of these came from other worlds. They looked different. They dressed differently. Some were pale from living underground, some tanned by foreign suns. Some were genetically modified, as the Boss had been. Of course, the Boss was not among them. The Boss was still alive.

All of them said exactly the same thing.

Part Three: Destiny

26 — The Lizard of Truth

“Donald, have you time for a walk? Perhaps a chat?”

“Of course, Ian. A good conversation is the best thing in life. Absolutely nothing better than a nice walk with a friend on a sunny day.”

“I am not saying it has to be right now. Shall we go after your program?”

“This?” Donald indicated the television with a wave. The local public access channel was covering a preliminary hearing on proposed improvements to the city’s water treatment system. Donald turned the volume down, although not quite all the way. “It’s a rebroadcast. I’ve seen it before. We can walk now.”

In the front hall, Donald pulled on a hooded sweatshirt, arranging it so his face was barely visible. Mrs. Broome nodded to Ian as they left the house. Ian gave her a reassuring smile. After the men stepped outside and closed the door, Mrs. Broome turned off the television.

Donald drew a deep breath of chilly air. “Sunshine on a brisk fall afternoon. What could be better? My Lord, it has been nice spending a summer back here on Earth. I think I’ll stay here from now on. A day like this, it’s good to be . . .”

“Yes.” Ian led the way down the front steps, autumn leaves crunching beneath his feet. “Yes, it is.”

“You know, I hadn’t thought about it before, but I believe I may have become a detective just for the conversations. The job involves a lot of interviewing.”

“You do meet interesting people.”

“That’s for sure. That’s how I met you, remember?” Donald hesitated but then did not seem able to stop himself. “Interviewing you after you broke into . . .”

“The morgue. After Cory died. I recall the day.”

“Sorry. They say everybody has a tale to tell. As a policeman, I get to hear that tale. Sometimes, I get to hear it even when they don’t want to tell it.” Donald and Ian reached the end of the walk and turned onto the boulevard. A breeze brought down more leaves. “That’s the job.”

“A policeman can demand compulsory conversation.”

“Of course, it’s inconsistent. We ask a person caught with the drugs in his pocket where they came from, and despite the fact that I’m holding the evidence in front of his face, he insists he has no idea what we’re talking about.”

“As is his right.”

“Oh, absolutely. But sometimes, you stop a person who simply appears lost. You ask if he needs any assistance, and he launches into the complete story of his life, which may include the full confession of a crime or two.”

“Cannot stop himself from telling all?”

“I’ve seen it happen.”

“I wonder why that is.”

“Burden of guilt.”

“You are saying that burden compels speech?”

The hooded sweatshirt nodded. “It sure can.”

“Your wife tells me you have been quite the chatterbox lately.”

“Ah,” said Donald. “Where are we going?”

“Anywhere you like. Just a conversation.”

“Straight ahead then?” They had come to an intersection.

“Around the corner, I think.”

“Are we just walking around the block? I’m in the mood for a longer stroll.”

“We can walk as long as you like, but there are some asters blooming down this way. See them?”

“Yes. They’re pretty.”

“Bravely flowering so late, they deserve a closer look.”

“If you say so.”

The asters were a mixed bed in purples, pinks, and whites, past their prime, yet many blossoms remaining. Ian bent low and took a deep breath. “Pleasant aroma.”

“Is it?”

“Try it for yourself.”

Donald bent at the waist. In the cool breeze, he could not smell anything in particular, but to be polite, he said, “Yeah, it’s nice.”

Ian got down on one knee. He reached to spread the flowers apart and brushed away some leaves. “Well, is this unexpected?”

“What is it?”

“There is a lizard down here.”

“Is there?”

“Have a look.”

“Oh, so there is. Cute little thing. Doesn’t seem to be the least bit afraid of you.”

“You know, I think his eyes might be two different colors. Check it out. Tell me if I am right.”

“You think I’m still bothered by what I saw on Peachy.”

Ian looked up. “What?”

“I remember that lizard, Ian. It’s the one you used to make me tell the truth after someone put a hex on me.”

“You remember that, do you?”

“I do.”

“That surprises me. Most people forget the lizard.”

“It was all Denny talked about for days.”

“Oh, yes. I suppose he would. He always loved the lizards. You should see what he has done recently with geckos. Amazing work.”

“Ian, you don’t have to use magic on me. What is it you want to know?”

“Sorry, Donald. Your wife has noticed changes in your behavior.”

“What? That I talk too much?”

“Not too much. But she tells me you no longer read.”

“That’s the librarian in her.”

Ian gathered up the lizard and put it in his pocket. “Perhaps.”

“Not true, anyway. I’m reading a book right now.”

“She tells me you used to have one with you every evening before bed and that this is no longer the case.”

“I’m reading William Shirer’s Berlin Diary.”

“Really? I have not seen it around the house.”

“You wouldn’t. It’s on my phone.”

“A text file?”

“Audiobook. I listen every chance I get. Fascinating. He observes a disaster coming while the world sleeps.”

“Not reading, then, but listening.”

“Same thing.”

“Is it?”

“Of course it is.” Donald’s tone was surprisingly harsh. “You old wizards need to catch up with the modern age.”

Ian chuckled. “I suppose we do.”

In silence, the two men walked in and out of shadows.  Ian kept his hands in his pockets. Donald broke the conversational lull by asking if anything else had been troubling his wife.

“She mentioned that you watch a lot of television. She says you used to be satisfied with the evening news, but now you are addicted to twenty-four-hour stations.”

“No books. Too much TV. Is she afraid I’ll become illiterate?”

“She says you have it on all the time.”

“I don’t think so.”

“She is worried you are not getting enough sleep.”

“I get all the sleep I need.”

“And you bought a waterproof radio for the bathroom.”

“Yes, I did. What of it? Is there a law against a man listening to the radio in the shower? It’s perfectly safe.”

“She says you listen exclusively to talk shows. Never music.”

“I find talk stimulating.”

“She says you argue with the reporters.”

“Lots of people talk back to talk shows. Someone expresses a view I disagree with; I respond. That doesn’t mean I’m nuts. I know they can’t hear me. It just feels good to let my opinion be heard, even if only by myself.”

“And by your family.”

“They should be used to it by now.”

“No, as a matter of fact.”

“What, is Suzie worried, too?”

“Suzie told me a story about watching you try to mow the lawn. She said you had to keep stopping the mower while you adjusted your headset.”

“Left earbud keeps going out. Hell of a bother. I need to get a new pair.”

“But as long as the old one is not working, why not mow the lawn without it?”

“Because I need words to drown out the voices. Is that what you want me to say? The mower is loud, but it’s only a drone. Music isn’t distracting enough. Books are silent. It takes other voices to counter the voices of the dead.”

There was a long pause during which both men were uncomfortable. “Is that really what you are doing?”

Donald did not answer. The two men walked on in silence. Silence for Ian, anyway. The lizard in his pocket had told him through its squirming to keep quiet. Donald was listening to the multitude passing in the street. He would be damned if he was going to say another word now. He could take it. But a plaintive tone in the voice of a child from some distant planet finally proved too much for him. He dropped to his knees on a neighbor’s lawn and wept.


“I thought Dad was supposed to be all right,” said Suzie.

“We all did,” said her mother. “At first, anyway. The doctors did their best, but your father was fooling them in the end. He felt he’d had enough, so he let them believe he wasn’t hearing voices anymore.”

“Or seeing people,” said Ian.

“Seeing?” asked Mrs. Broome. “Are you saying he has hallucinations? He never told the doctors that.”

“Visions, he says. He feels the distinction is important. He insists he knows they are not real, so he is not crazy.”

She nodded agreement with her husband despite his not being in the room. “He isn’t crazy.”

“Of course not,” said Suzie. “But he needs some kind of help. What good are the doctors if they couldn’t even tell he still has a problem?”

“Your father has had experience with skillful deceivers. Perhaps he picked up a trick or two.”

“If the doctors can’t help him, can magic? Uncle Ian, what do you know about fixing things like this? Do you have a spell you can use?”

“Me? I never go into people’s skulls.”

“What about Mr. Motchk?” asked Suzie. “Shall we call Denny and have him ask?”

Ian shook his head. “Best not to bother Dennis. He and Nomik are into some rather intense study just now. Anyway, I know for a fact that Nomik despises that kind of magic. No point in calling your sister, either. Will Hilsat does not like it any more than Nomik does. Cosmic irony, I suppose, that the person who could have helped your father is the woman whose death has caused his problem. Manipulating human minds was Ruby’s specialty.”

“Do other witches do it?” asked Mrs. Broome.

“I have heard some do. Certainly, it is uncommon, but Ruby has to have learned the skill somewhere.”

“That’s right,” said Suzie. “Who was Ruby’s teacher?”

Mrs. Broome’s face brightened. “Yes, Ruby’s mentor was that woman Donald saved when he got rid of Ruby. She was a prisoner for years in Ruby’s basement. She owes Donald a huge favor. Is that woman still around?”

Ian shrugged his shoulders. “We magic users are not all as long-lived as Nomik, but she could still be active. Or she may know of someone who practices those same arts.”

“Can we contact her?”

“Jinasu would know, I suppose. I could call.”

“Wonderful, Ian. See what we can do when we put our heads together? I’ll bet she’ll be eager to help. She’ll have Donald back to his old self in no time or else tell us who can do it. What was that woman’s name? The mentor.”

“QiLina.”


Jinasu had offered a telephone number, but it seemed to Ian this was a question not to be asked over the phone. Could you enter my friend’s mind and repair his debilitating guilt over having murdered your apprentice, and with her, perhaps a million others? How would a witch like QiLina take that? Ian recalled something about her having been a funder of vaccine research. A million deaths would horrify her. It would horrify anyone. Too easy to refuse.

Refusal would not do. On the flight, Ian had had time to think. Much as he loved his apprentice, it was the father who had helped Ian prove his innocence on murder charges and then taken him on as a partner. Dennis was Ian’s future, but Donald was his friend. Ian needed to be in the room with QiLina. He had to bring to bear in person whatever persuasive powers he possessed. Her answer must be affirmative.

Ian never got lost driving in a strange town. Outdoor experience kept him oriented. Anyway, he had the address and a map. He was sure he was in the right area, but the neighborhood was doubtful at best. Fences, yards, and the buildings themselves were all in need of attention. He passed a driveway with two police cars in it. An officer was having a conversation on the lawn with a man who appeared agitated. Ian imagined another officer inside, interviewing a weeping spouse. QiLina had been a powerful witch. Ian recalled hearing she had money. Would she live on a street like this?

Two blocks farther on, the indicated home was not remarkable, although the house and yard looked reasonably well kept. A young woman was working in the front garden, planting some sort of bulbs in a freshly turned bed.

“Excuse me, miss. I am looking for a person who may go by the name of QiLina. I was told she lives here.”

The young woman looked up. She was an attractive creature of a somewhat Asiatic cast. She brushed long hair back from her face. “Who told you that?”

“Jinasu Panza.”

The young woman nodded, indicating recognition of the name. “And who are you?”

“Ian Urquhart.”

She nodded again. “I thought you looked familiar.”

“Have we met?”

“Sort of. I am Sapphire. The last time I saw you, you were being arrested for a batch of murders. Did you beat the rap, or are you on the lam?”

“You do not seem the least bit nervous talking to a killer.”

Sapphire laughed loud and long.

“Well, as it turns out, I am not a murderer. I did ‘beat the rap,’ as you say. The guilty party is now known to the police and was himself the victim of a murder.”

“Are we talking about the man Ruby killed?”

Ian nodded. “We are. Cory was my apprentice.”

“Oh, there is the connection. I remember now. It was a confusing day for me. QiLina and I chose not to hang around sorting through petty details after Ruby’s death.”

“That death is the reason I am here. Donald Broome is suffering mental stress resulting from the consequences of having killed Ruby. Considering the fact that Ruby’s removal liberated QiLina, I hoped she might be willing to help him. Does that seem likely to you?”

Sapphire stared for some time before she spoke. “Ruby was the best friend I ever had in the entire world.”

This took Ian aback, but for Donald’s sake, he rallied. “Yes, we have learned that Ruby’s loss affected many lives. Donald acted to protect his son but now feels the burden of guilt so deeply it threatens to destroy him.”

This brought another laugh from Sapphire. Her obvious lack of sympathy had Ian abandoning all hope of making use of her. It may have been a mistake to talk to her at all. But then she said, “QiLina is out walking. No telling for how long. You can wait inside.”

“Oh.” Ian looked around, hoping perhaps to see QiLina in the distance. “Thank you.”

Sapphire went back to her gardening.

“Before I go in, I take it you are also a witch. QiLina’s current apprentice, perhaps?”

“Nope.”

“Not her apprentice?”

“Not a witch.”

“You do not look old enough to have been an adult at the time of Ruby’s death. I thought perhaps magic was involved in your appearance.”

“I was middle-aged then, but I’m no witch. QiLina does this for me. At least, I assume it’s her.”

“Ah. I see. Shall I wait inside, then?”

“That’s what I said.”

“All right.”

Ian sat in a chair. It was comfortable enough. From time to time, he got up and looked out the window at Sapphire gardening. Then he would sit again but then get up. He wandered the house a bit more than might be polite. The place was small, a single story on a slab foundation. Parts of it were tidy. Parts were not. Living room. Dining room. Kitchen. Utilities. One bedroom. One bed. Bathroom. Shower. No tub.

Something bothered Ian. It took him a few minutes to realize what it was. There were no books. They must watch television. But he found no TV or even a radio. No magazines. No newspaper. No computer. What on earth did these people do to keep themselves informed or even amused? Sapphire looked young. Perhaps she lived like a child on her telephone. But what of QiLina?

Ian never found anything to hold his attention. He sat. He waited.


“Sapphire!”

The shout jolted Ian’s eyes open. His heart pounded at the unexpected awakening.

“Sapphire, there is a strange wizard sleeping in the living room.”

The shouting woman, young and beautiful, was nothing like what Ian had expected, but considering Sapphire’s apparent youth, he guessed this must be QiLina. Ian wondered for a moment if he was doing something wrong in allowing himself to grow older. Was he bucking a magical trend?

“He is Ian Urquhart. Said he wanted to see you. I said he could wait.” Sapphire had entered from the kitchen rather than outside. Ian realized it was too dark now for gardening. How long had he slept? His heart was still pounding. He found himself gasping to bring his metabolism up.

“Told him to make himself right at home, did you?”

“He wants you to help Donald Broome.”

“Who?—The detective.—Oh, yes, of course.—Care for a whisky, Ian? You look a bit worn from your travels.

Ian was still pulling his waking mind together. Had QiLina asked and answered her own question, or was it Sapphire who had responded? Ian was not certain. A whisky? “Kind of you to offer. Bit early for me. At least, I think it is. What time is it?”

Don’t get me started on time.—Irrelevant. I have a light, peaty, small batch, Speyside single malt.”

“Seriously? Yes, as I see now we are on toward evening, I might allow myself a wee taste.”

They had more than a taste. While they drank, they discussed the beverage, its unusual character, its sources, and the natures and origins of similar and contrasting tipples. “I find this one unique.”

“There are challenges in this glass,” said Ian. He added a splash of water from a pitcher, swirled the drink and inhaled the resulting aroma. “Flavors even I have never encountered. Your American appreciation of it pleases and surprises me.”

“But you, Ian. A Scott with a deep interest in whisky is something of a cliché.”

“A burden I am prepared to bear.”

“Good man.” QiLina added to his glass from the bottle.

“Should we have offered?” Ian waved his hand broadly. “To your gardener or whatever she is?”

 “Sapphire? My companion. Personal assistant. Lover. Caretaker. Warden. Reformed alcoholic. No.”

“Got it.”

Ian, you came here with some purpose.

Ian sipped his whisky, considered it in his mouth for a moment, swallowed and placed the glass down firmly. “Donald Broome. I thought, considering the fact that he rescued you from imprisonment, you might be inclined to help him in an hour of need. However, I must now ask myself, or ask you, really, how you feel about him. He did kill your apprentice. I understand that loss.”

“You do. I get that.”

“Thank you.”

“You’re welcome.”

Ian opened his mouth to speak but held it as he considered an unexpected fact.

“Something bothering you, Ian?”

“You use contractions.”

“I do.”

“Witches are not supposed to do that.”

“So my mentor told me a thousand times. I was a rebellious pupil.”

“And Ruby?”

“Paradoxically, she was obedient to me and so shared in my rebellion.”

“Up until she imprisoned you.”

“My personal relationships have always been complex.”

“So I gather.”

Both magic users sipped again. “I hold nothing against Donald Broome, but neither do I feel beholden to him.”

“He needs your help.”

QiLina smiled. “The line of people waiting for my help is longer than you could possibly imagine.”

“Really? You perform your magic as a service?”

“I do indeed. Does that surprise you?”

“Frankly, yes, a little.”

QiLina laughed. “It came as a total shock to me.”

“Did it? How does that work?”

“Too complicated to explain.—However, I can help you.—Can I?—I will not go into Donald Broome’s head. Not yet, anyway.—I haven’t been inside a head in years. Stopped before I was imprisoned. Why would I start now?”

“Because Donald liberated you,” said Ian. “You might help him out of a sense of obligation or simple sympathy for a fellow human being’s suffering.”

He bears a burden of guilt.—Does he?”

“He does?”

“Guilt about what?”

“He understands that in killing your apprentice and bringing an end to the teleportation system, he inadvertently doomed hundreds of thousands, perhaps millions, of stranded colonists.”

“So?”

“So, that is a lot of blood for one man to have on his hands.”

QiLina laughed aloud. In the next room, Ian heard Sapphire join in the amusement.

“I fail to see what is funny.”

“Do you know what happens when you kill hundreds of thousands of people?”

“Tremendous suffering. Loss. Grief.”

“And a trillion other deaths.”

“A trillion?” Ian was baffled. “There are not so many people in the galaxy.”

“Not now but in the future. A hundred thousand would have given birth to millions and billions and trillions over time. Donald Broome killed more people than have ever lived.”

“I think that rather stretches the point.”

“Because you fail to appreciate it.—He can’t help it.—Of course not, but we said we could help him. How will we do that without going into the detective’s head? In my state, I doubt I could do it even if I wanted.—Don’t sell yourself short. Ian, I know the answer to your problem, but you are not going to like it.

Ian was having trouble following QiLina’s manner of speech. Perhaps it was the whisky, although strong drink did not usually cloud his head this much. “What is the answer?”

When I say you won’t like it, I’m not kidding. You’ll hate it. In fact, you’ll have a challenge deciding whether or not to take the answer back to the Broome family.

“Fine. Give me that challenge.”

There is only one person who can help Donald Broome, and only one person who can reach her. You must send your apprentice to talk to the Eighth Doll.

“Dennis? Why?”

Only she can answer that.

“No. Donald is haunted by memories. You could go into his head and take those memories away.”

“Spoken like a man who has never been inside someone’s head. These days, I can barely bear to be inside my own.—Trust me on this, Ian. If you care for Donald Broome, you must send his son to the Eighth Doll.

“And see another apprentice driven mad?”

Not necessarily.—But possibly?—There are two decisions here. Ian must decide whether to tell Dennis, and then Dennis must decide whether or not to go.—What about Nomik? I doubt the apprentice can get to the Eighth Doll without Nomik’s support.—Nomik will be delighted.—But why?—Because Dennis will be going to the Eighth Doll on a mission to kill her and destroy her universe.—Oh! Really? I rather like that idea.—I thought you would.

“Why do you do that?” asked Ian.

“Do what?”

“Why do you talk that way?”

“Oh, yes.” QiLina nodded understandingly. “A habit of mine. Thinking out loud.”

Sapphire called from the next room. “Infuriating, isn’t it?”

QiLina called back, “I thought you were used to it by now.”

“I am, but you can’t expect Ian to understand.”

All he needs to understand is that Dennis Broome can save his father from madness by asking the Eighth Doll for help. Donald is going mad, by the way. It’s getting worse every day. When a man’s partner is endangered, he’s supposed to do something about it. The Eighth Doll is Donald’s only hope. Ian, you must send the boy.

“I will not!” Ian’s face was flushed. “I cannot allow Denny to face the same fate as Cory. Once was enough for that horrible mistake.”

Your apprentice risks madness, or his father goes mad for sure. Is that your choice to make alone? Shouldn’t Dennis decide?—The whole family, perhaps?”

Ian rose and stalked to the door. He opened it, stepped out and then back in just long enough to say, “Damn you!” He stamped down the walk to his rented car. He sped off in the wrong direction, an error he would not notice for some time.

QiLina followed and watched him drive away. “Too late to damn me, Ian. Far too late.—Oh, don’t be melodramatic.

“You tell her,” said Sapphire.

27 — She Speaks

“Is the witch coming?”

“No. Sorry. QiLina is not all we had hoped for.”

Suzie looked up from the sketchbook in which she was drawing a picture of her mother working in the kitchen. Faintly, a talk show could be heard on a radio upstairs. “How do you mean, Uncle Ian?”

“I fear the time QiLina spent as a prisoner has affected her thinking. Her conversation is scattered. She is a weak old woman no longer capable of casting the spell to enter someone’s mind.”

“Did she recommend anyone who could?” asked Suzie’s mother.

“QiLina has no recent apprentice. Ruby was her last. Despite escaping Ruby’s basement, QiLina keeps herself isolated. She lives with a woman who is not magical. Neither of them is particularly sympathetic to our cause.”

“So, no benefit from the trip?”

“She stocks an interesting whisky with a flavor I have never experienced before.”

Suzie and her mother both chuckled. “Well, at least you got something out of your journey.”

“But nothing for Donald. Sorry.” Ian moved away from the counter where Mrs. Broome was cooking to have a look over Suzie’s shoulder at the sketchpad. “That is very good.”

“Thank you.”

“I have no artistic talent, but I enjoy watching artists work.”

“I’m taking Intermediate Drawing this term. My instructor has lots of good suggestions.”

“All the suggestions in the world cannot make up for lack of talent.”

“I think my instructor might disagree. Practice is the real secret.”

“I suppose that may explain why Nomik is so good.”

“Mr. Motchk draws?”

“Paints. He has been doing it for a century. Lately, he experiments in styles he has not tried before.”

“Really?” asked Mrs. Broome. “I had no idea.”

“Yes. Donald saw some of his work after we came back from Heaven, but I guess you never had that opportunity. I like Nomik’s stuff. Most of it. He does so many things. Not just art. I see Nomik as something of a Renaissance man.”

“A polymath,” said Suzie’s mother.

Ian nodded his head with vigor. “He is that. In fact, now that I think of it, perhaps I should have listened to your first suggestion. Nomik may be the person who can help Donald.”

“You said he didn’t do mental magic.”

“No, but he does so much more. I really should have gone to Mexico. I believe I will. Been too long away from Dennis, anyway.”

“If you think it might help.”

“I do.”

“Good.” Mrs. Broome had put the finishing touches onto a roast and slid it into the oven. “Why don’t you go upstairs and tell Donald you are going?”

“Yes.” Ian started from the room but pulled himself back in a movement that seemed somehow calculated. “Now that I think of it, it might make sense for Donald to go with me.”

“To Mexico?” Suzie’s mother shot a glance across the room to her daughter.

“If Nomik can help him,” said Ian, “it would be handy having Donald there already. If Nomik cannot help, the trip will do Donald no harm. A change of scene might be beneficial. Break up his cycle of dark thoughts. And Dennis will be happy to see him.”

“Shall we all go?” asked Suzie.

“You have classes, do you not?”

“She has,” said Mrs. Broome. “And I have work. No, you and Donald go. But stay in touch. Make sure we know what’s happening. Tell Denny he should call more often.”

“Of course. I will inform Donald of this proposal.”

After Ian left the room, Mrs. Broome came over to admire her daughter’s work. “You’ve made me ten years younger.”

“That’s because I haven’t drawn in all the wrinkles yet.”

“I think I just changed my mind about dessert.”

“You can’t. You know I was only joking.”

“I know.” Mrs. Broome gave her daughter a quick hug, being careful to choose a moment when the pencil was off the paper, and then went back to the counter to begin preparations for a blueberry cobbler, Suzie’s favorite.

Suzie continued working on her sketch. She did not add wrinkles. Not many. “Mom, was there something I missed in that conversation with Uncle Ian?”

“Probably.”

“What?”

“The same thing I missed. I think that witch told him something, but I have no idea what it was.”

“Should we be worried about Ian taking Dad to Mexico?”

“Your father told me how Ian stood by him on their journeys, even putting his own life at risk. I’m not sure what all is going on here, but I trust Uncle Ian.”

“So do I.”


“Is that wizard going to do what you wanted?”

QiLina frowned. “Ian and Donald are on their way to Mexico.”

“Is that bad?”

“Good. Wonderful. Exactly what we desire.”

Sapphire pointedly examined the witch’s face. “You don’t look happy.”

“I’m as happy as I can be.”

“Is there a problem?”

“There always is when people make their own decisions.”

“Did you at least get inside his head and push him in the right direction?”

“I told him the truth. The last time I was in anybody’s head it was my own. Look how that worked out: half a lifetime on a treadmill in a windowless basement.”

“Not half your lifetime.”

QiLina grimaced. “Nor yours, my eternal companion.”

“So, you stayed out of his head because you were afraid.”

“I couldn’t have gotten into his head even if I tried. He’s a wizard. They know how to protect themselves.”

“Only your personal charm to persuade him, then?”

“That and a powder I slipped into his whisky. Something to soften him up. That’s why I chose a distillation with an unusually complex flavor profile. In anything simpler, Ian might have detected it.”

“Powder of persuasion from your witch’s cookbook?”

“No. Science. It will be discovered in the future.”

“Something she told you about, then.”

“She did.”

“So, this is important to her?”

“This is important to everybody. Literally.”


Nomik heard a knock on his study door. “Come in, Ian.”

The door swung open. “How did you know it was me?”

“Rhythm. Everyone has their own repertoire of knocks.”

“Do we? I had not noticed.” Ian walked around the room, looking out the windows at the hacienda, its grounds, and the surrounding countryside. “How do you get any work done with such a distracting view?”

“When I work, the view may as well not be there. In truth, I sometimes look up and am surprised to note the sun has gone down. Or risen.” Nomik was not looking now. His attention was on the papers on his desk.

“I thought you always knew what time it was.”

“In an absolute sense, yes. Relatively absolute.”

“Oh.” Ian was not sure what to make of that. “Nomik, I need to ask a favor. A big one.”

“You have never hesitated to do so.”

Ian chuckled. “I suppose not. Nomik, I need to talk to the Eighth Doll.”

“So do I, Ian. There is quite a lot I wish to say to her.”

“Perhaps we could have a conversation.”

“Donald not enough for you?”

“That is defensive chatter, holding his demons at bay. No, I must speak with the Eighth Doll.”

“She no longer converses. At one time, I could connect with her in the Chamber of Eternities but that involved a spell cast simultaneously in our universe and hers. So long as she chooses not to cast, as she does not these days, all I get in there is exercise.”

“I believe she can help Donald.”

Nomik looked up from his desk, finally giving Ian his full attention. “What makes you think that?”

“I visited Ruby’s mentor, the witch QiLina.”

Nomik’s eyes widened. “Why?”

“We knew Ruby had the power to enter people’s minds and had learned it from QiLina. We hoped QiLina might be able to help Donald.”

“We?”

“Donald’s family and me.”

“From what I have heard about QiLina, she provides service when it suits her.”

Ian nodded. “She said there was nothing she could do for us, but she said the Eighth Doll would have an answer to his problem.”

“What would QiLina know of my daughter?”

“Enough to direct us to her, apparently.”

Nomik rose, walked to a window and looked out. “Where would she have even heard of the Eighth Doll? In all those years, I suppose Ruby might have told her prisoner anything.”

“I have no idea, but QiLina was insistent that Donald’s only hope was the Eighth Doll. QiLina is a strange witch. She has a way of making pronouncements that seem to come as surprises even to her.”

“A prophetess? A most unreliable source of information.”

“She said Donald would get worse. She was right. On the flight down, he began telling me new things the dead are telling him. He insists their final actions were to pray for our safety since they had no way of knowing why we did not come to save them. As they were dying, they feared for our lives. It brought a tear to his eye.”

“Could be true.”

“But he has no way of knowing that. He is imagining things and then believing them. He is on the road to madness, as QiLina predicted. His family is frightened, and frankly, so am I. We need to help him. We need to talk to the Eighth Doll.”

Nomik raised his hand and tapped his fingers downward. Ian recognized this as a call for silence. He waited, watching Nomik think. The ancient wizard opened his young mouth as if about to speak but then went back to thinking. At last he said, “Yes.”

“What?”

“I know, right? I expected myself to say no because there is no point in the effort, but we must make the attempt. Donald is our friend. You and I are friends. I am having trouble getting used to that. I have had hundreds of acquaintances, but Peregrine Arnold was the last real friend I made. We were children at the time.”

“I thought Miguel was your friend.”

“True, but that is an element of being in his family. I did not make him my friend. His mother did that when she gave birth to him. You and Donald are different.”

“And you will try to contact the Eighth Doll for him?”

“I said that.”

“I want to be there.”

“Of course, Ian. Perhaps Donald should be, as well.”

“Great idea.”

“And Dennis. If nothing else, it will be good experience for him.”

“No! Not Dennis.”

“Why not?”

“How many people are usually involved in one of these contacts? How many in the Chamber?”

“Usually one. Me. But that is not a requirement. I once had five uninvited guests who disrupted the proceedings, but contact was still made that day.”

“I do not see a need for Dennis. I am thinking his presence would add unnecessary complexity.”

“And I am thinking it is a teaching opportunity too good to miss. I may never cast this spell again.”

“Nomik, you must understand my reluctance. I do not want to risk him.”

“There is no risk, here, Ian. This is not like sending Cory Lariston to another universe. The connection is much more tenuous, and only I will actually be making it. You and Donald, and Dennis, will simply be observers. I insist.”

Ian sighed. “Very well.”


Despite the magnificent shielding of the Chamber of Eternities, a disturbing sound from behind the door had set Miguel’s teeth on edge. He felt a compulsion to run away but knew that Nomik would soon need him. For generations, Miguel’s family had put up with the discomforts that came from sharing quarters, knowingly or otherwise, with witches and wizards.

Miguel recognized a click and stepped well back from the door. Time was up. The men inside the Chamber were magically protected, but Miguel was not. When the door opened, the cloud of vapor that would pour forth would be very nearly steam. Miguel had no desire to be scorched.

The door opened. The cloud rolled out, and from it emerged two men supporting a third between them: Ian and Donald flanking Nomik.

Dennis followed. “That was great! Best spell casting I ever saw. I learned so much today.”

“And did she speak with you?” asked Miguel.

“She sure did.” Dennis was enthusiastic, but Ian glowered.

Donald told Miguel, “She said only one thing.”

“What was that?”

“Food,” said Nomik.

“I very much doubt that was what she said, but I understand your meaning. This way, gentlemen. Nomik always requires a restorative meal after these events. It is waiting in the dining room.”

“I could use some water,” said Donald.

“With a little whisky,” said Ian.

“You will find both downstairs.”

Getting Nomik down the stairs took effort. In addition to being exhausted, he seemed to have developed a limp. The dining table was laid with all that the men might have wanted. Nomik fell on a platter as if he were a starving wolf. Donald found a pitcher; Ian, a flask. The Scott took his whisky straight.

“So,” asked Miguel, after everyone was situated and Nomik was receiving sustenance, “what was this one thing that she told you?”

Donald, Ian, and Dennis knew the answer, but they turned to Nomik. He was the one who had actually heard her. 

“Damnedest thing,” he said. “She always communicates in images. She shows me events in our world. I was unaware that she could speak, but this time, she used words. Only words. Just a voice in a void.”

“What words?”

“She said, ‘Send me the boy.’”

Miguel looked to Dennis, who nodded somewhat sheepishly. Donald patted his son on the shoulder. Ian continued to glower as he downed his whisky.


“Donald, I am not sure I believe Nomik.”

Donald looked around the bedroom, confirming he and Ian were alone. Other than a multitude of the dead waiting for their turn to speak, it was just the two of them. “Why do you say that?”

“We have only Nomik’s word on what the Eighth Doll said. He wants to send Dennis to her the same way he sent Cory, as an agent of destruction.”

“You think Nomik wants my son to murder his daughter?”

“I do.”

“Well, I don’t. Dennis would never do a thing like that. Nomik must know him well enough by now to understand. Nomik is trying to help me.” The multitude nodded their heads in agreement.

“I am sure he wants to do what he can for you, Donald, but he wants to do what he can for himself as well. I hate to think of Dennis being put at risk.”

Donald needed time to consider this. Ian gave him that time. While Donald thought, members of the multitude took the opportunity to politely express the view that they would prefer that Donald not shoot.

“I have confidence in my son.”

“Well, of course, so do I. But the risk!”

“This Eighth Doll is supposed to be able to see everything. She wouldn’t be bringing Dennis to her if she thought he was going to attack. I believe she is doing this to help me.” The multitude again nodded their agreement. “Ian, I am begging you. I need this.”


“Nomik, this is too dangerous. You intend to send a second apprentice to wrestle with the witch who drove the first one mad.”

Nomik lowered his hands, choosing not to complete a spell that would have locked Ian in a time bubble. “I cannot believe you entered my study without knocking. The last person who did that was Will Hilsat. I tried to murder him in every manner of which I could think. He only survived because he invented teleportation to escape.”

“Oh, sorry. But this has me deeply concerned.”

“Yes, I can see that, Ian, but you are wrong. We are not certain what it was that drove Cory insane, but we both know a good part of it was inherent in his personality. Cory was unstable before you brought him to me. Dennis, on the other hand, is solid as a rock. In my dealings with him, I feel that I am the one who has been a bit erratic. Remember how I overreacted to his scrying indiscretion? And you did not see my panic on that day when I thought he was putting children’s lives at risk by letting them play on the ceiling. As it turned out, he had done everything correctly. I was the one in error.”

“You may be in error now.”

“Ian, this was not my idea. At your insistence, we asked the Eighth Doll how to help Donald. She said to send her Dennis.”

“Why ask for Dennis? If she had information for us, she should have told us then. If she needs to cast a spell, Donald is the one who needs help. Why not send Donald?”

“It does not work that way. We will not be sending Dennis. Dennis will be sending Dennis. Only the spell caster can go.”

“Teach the spell to me, then. Let me go.”

Nomik resisted the temptation to laugh. “Ian, you are a good man, and a good wizard, but not a time wizard. This spell takes a master of spacetime to cast it.”

“You go, then. You said you wanted a conversation with your daughter. The two of you have not seen each other since the day she was born.”

“I did not see her then. She was microscopic, a single cell, and did not remain in our universe long enough for a photon to bounce off of her.”

“Well then, it is high time the two of you got together.”

“Ian, I would love to follow your advice, but I cannot.”

“You mean you will not.”

“Cannot. As with Dennis, you brought Cory to me because he had gotten beyond you. I taught Cory everything I knew, as you had done before me. Cory and I went from being master and apprentice to being partners doing magical research. It was one of the happiest periods of my life.”

Ian smiled. “Jinasu said that boy would be good for you.”

“He was. But there came a day when he and I were discussing an odd result of a delicate experiment. Cory had a theory. He explained it to the best of his ability while I tried to understand to the best of mine. I decided his idea was nonsense. The next day, we tested his theory anyway. He had been correct, or so he said. We got the results he anticipated, but I did not see why. I still do not.”

“Are you telling me that Cory got beyond you?”

Nomik nodded. “And so has Dennis.”

“Dennis? So soon?”

“Only the timing surprises you? You knew he would?”

“Not necessarily, but it seemed a possibility. I told you he was bright. Still, I cannot imagine you have taught him everything you know in the past few months.”

“Not I alone. He has Cory’s notebooks. He had acquired another mobile device and downloaded the page images from that cloud before we deleted them. He was studying a copy all the time he was traveling. Once he had the magic, he used it to give himself more study time. He no longer needs his sister for the mathematics. When you first brought him here, I mistook his ignorance for inability. He is now able.”

“Able to do what, cast the spell to visit the Eighth Doll while you cannot?”

“Exactly that. Which means, if QiLina and the Eighth Doll are correct, Dennis is his father’s only hope.”


“Uncle Ian.” Dennis had been sitting by the fountain in the courtyard watching water droplets decide which pyramids to slide down, but on Ian’s arrival, he stood. “Have you come to talk me out of going?”

“Not at all, Dennis. Whatever gave you that idea?”

“Everybody. Even Miguel’s kids know you are worried the Eighth Doll will make me crazy.”

“Guess I have not been as subtle as I might.”

Dennis laughed. “You are doing this because you care.”

“Because I care for you and your father. I have a new idea, one I think might work better than this risky plan. Nomik tells me you are a master time wizard now. Even more powerful than him.”

“I very much doubt that.”

“He said you can cast the spell to enter the Eighth Doll’s universe, but he cannot.”

“Oh, yeah. That is weird. There is a part of it he cannot seem to grasp. I have to admit, it is a strange concept. You do not actually travel to that universe. It is impossible to transfer fully four-dimensional matter across the boundary.”

“I thought matter had three dimensions.”

“Not if you include time. The trick is to transition before your body has any temporal extent, before you can really be said to have existed in this world.”

Ian patted Dennis on the head. It was an action he had not taken in a number of years, and he found he had to reach up to do it. “Pretty sure you already exist.”

“I do. But for a moment, I will not. The spell will replace me with a new me. A very tiny me. That me will go to the Eighth Doll’s universe. There I will expand, taking advantage of time magic and the fact that her universe was designed to support such an arrival.”

“Is that right?”

“Because her universe has a different time dimension than ours and has access to every location in our universe from every location over there, I will be able to recover my memories from our universe’s past in the instant just before the spell was cast. It works differently coming the other way, since I will already have a body here. When I come back, I will enter my corpse and revive it. Since memories are physical objects in the brain, my old memories will still be here. My spell will only need to bring along new memories I formed while in the Eighth Doll’s universe.”

“Wait! You mean you actually die?”

“Just here. Just for a moment.”

“Oh. Just a moment dead.”

“Right.”

“And you say Nomik has trouble understanding this?”

“He is OK with most of it. The tricky part is how my new memories come back from the other universe. It really is tricky because that spell is cast over there. To cast it, you have to understand how the Eighth Doll’s universe works. It is different from ours in quite a lot of ways.”

Because he needed to, Ian sat. Dennis’s explanation of the spell had Ian’s head spinning. “How do you bring your memories back?”

Dennis joined Ian on the bench. “I wish I could tell you.”

“You do not know?”

“I do know, but I cannot explain. When I tell Nomik about it, I have to use a lot of terms he and Cory invented, and even then, he does not understand. For me to tell you, I would need to give you a month or two of lessons in spacetime, and even then, you probably would not get it.”

“So, you really are ahead of Nomik.”

“On this spell, yeah. I still have lots to learn from him, though. I bet he would beat me in a duel. In fact, he is counting on that. You know, in case I come back crazy.”

“Yes, but perhaps you do not need to go at all. I may have a better way.”

“Do you? I would love to hear about it.”

Ian leaned forward. “Dennis, are you taking me seriously?”

“I always take you seriously. Just because I have learned a lot of things from Nomik, that does not mean I have forgotten who my real teacher is.”

“Good to know. What I am thinking of is time travel.”

Dennis tried hard not to laugh. He failed. “Sorry, Ian.” Dennis composed himself. “After I go back in time to fix Dad’s problems, maybe I should murder baby Hitler.” Dennis lost all composure again, doubling over in mirth.

“I thought you were taking this seriously.”

“Trying,” said Dennis through his laughter.

“This does not sound like it.”

“OK, seriously, think about that for a moment. If it was possible to travel into the past and change it, would we still be reading about Hitler in the history books? Or do we assume that every time wizard is a Nazi sympathizer?”

“Damn! I guess I never thought about it that way.”

“Like most people. Any time I tell somebody I am a time wizard, the first thing they think of is that I can go back and change the past. Really, it is kind of odd it took you so long to get to that.”

Ian chuckled weakly. “I suppose I had been thinking of time magic as a good profession for you. Until now, I had not been looking for practical applications.”

“You are the best, Uncle Ian.”

“So are you, Dennis. But why is time travel impossible?”

“Time resists change. You know how a bolt of lightning is all jagged because it follows the path of least resistance between a cloud and the ground?”

Ian nodded. “I believe I am the one who taught you that.”

“Time change is like that. The path of least resistance is the shortest route between the change, the thing you do in the past, and the cause of that change, your having come back in time. It is like the grandfather paradox, only worse. You do not have to murder your grandfather to prevent yourself from coming back to murder your grandfather. All you have to do is breathe. In fact, even before you breathe, all you have to do is arrive.”

“I do not understand.”

“You cast your spell or fire up your time machine. You vanish from now and appear in the past. Just the fact that you are there displaces a volume of air. Your body gives off heat. Things are affected. Effects create other effects in a chain that runs along a path of least resistance right to the spot in the future where you are casting the spell or firing up the time machine, preventing it from happening.”

Ian still looked puzzled.

“Have you ever seen one of those little desk toys that is a box with a switch. You throw the switch, a lid opens, a tiny hand comes out and throws the switch back the other way.”

Ian nodded.

“A time machine is like that: a gadget with only one function, to turn itself off.”

“By preventing the inventor from being born?”

“Probably something much less drastic: the path of least resistance. The smallest possible detail changes in the inventor’s life to prevent the moment of invention.”

“Have people really invented time machines, then?”

“Hard to say, since any that have ever worked would have done so by preventing themselves from ever working.”

“I could swear I had heard something about Will Hilsat making changes to the past.”

“More than changes. He totally eliminated it.”

“How do you mean?”

“The big problem with time travel, beside it being impossible, is the butterfly effect. Do you know that one?”

“I know that butterflies drink turtle tears.”

“No, I mean the . . . Wait. What? Turtle tears?”

“There are butterflies in the Amazon basin that drink the tears of spotted turtles.”

“Why?”

“For the salt.”

“Oh, that makes sense. We should try to see that someday.”

“We really should.”

“After we get Dad fixed up.” Dennis smiled at this thought. “The unweaving spell was a special case. Rather than going back into the past and sending forward an unpredictable bolt of change, it starts from the present, entirely undoing an object’s path through spacetime. The object never existed. The path of least resistance is that objects path, chosen by the caster of the spell. The problem is that path is irresistibly large and has wildly unpredictable branches. It is like a super bolt of lightning so powerful that it destroys its reality.”

“I was thinking you could go back in time and stop your father from shooting Ruby.”

Dennis shook his head. “Too dangerous, even if it was possible, which it is not.”

“No, seriously. Imagine you are waiting by the walkway where Ruby was standing that day. She starts to cast her spell. I was in the mall, you know. I remember the scene. All your father could see of Ruby was her head above an opaque panel. You stay low and tackle her from behind. Now your father cannot see her to shoot her.”

“Yup, butterfly effect.”

“The turtle?”

Dennis laughed. “No, chaos theory and unintended consequences. Will Hilsat intended to save a person’s life. He made one small change in the past. Instead of saving her life, he completely rearranged it. In his effort to save her, he eliminated her, and himself, and everyone either of them had ever met, and a multitude of other people.”

“Will eliminated himself?”

“He eliminated the Will he was and replaced him with another one. A wizard became a mathematician. A witch became a prostitute. An old man living in a little house became a multibillionaire. And so much more. Nobody will ever know what all happened just because Will Hilsat eliminated a tree branch.”

“How does this apply to us?”

Dennis looked all around them. “Besides creating the reality we are sitting in? What was my Dad doing just before he shot Ruby?”

Ian thought for a moment. “Oh, yes. He was deciding whether to shoot her or me.”

“So, he is taking aim, and suddenly her head vanishes from sight, and he has no idea what happened to her, and he knows he has only an instant to shoot her or you to save my life. What does he do next?”

Ian frowned. “He blows my brains out.”

“Unintended consequences. But the fact is, taking into account chaos theory and the butterfly effect, we mess up a whole bunch of other stuff as well. How does it change my life, for example? I will have seen my Dad murder my beloved Uncle Ian. Do I forgive him? What kind of trouble do I get into in high school? Do I become a wizard? Does anybody ever teleport again? You were a good influence on me, you know.”

“Thank you.”

“Fortunately for both of us, even the spell Will Hilsat cast is no longer possible. It depended on a ring that has ceased to exist and cannot be recreated.”

“So, no changing the past.”

“Absolutely not.”

“But does it really make sense to risk a young man’s sanity to save that of an older man?”

“Yup. I have thought it through. If I decide not to go, what happens then? Do I watch Dad go mad? Do we end up putting him in an institution? Does he kill himself, or do we keep him tied up for the rest of his life so he cannot? How do I feel about myself after that, knowing I could have prevented it? Maybe my guilt overwhelms me, and I end up following him into madness. In which case, Nomik will still need to kill me to protect the universe. Nope, I have to do this.”

“Dennis?”

“Yes, Ian.”

“You are a good man.”

28 — Loomings

“You don’t have to do this.”

“I know that, Dad.”

“I can find another way to deal with my problem.” Donald looked around the room. To Dennis, his father seemed to be blindly searching for a solution, but Donald was only checking faces. The multitude looked doubtful.

“This is not just for you, Dad. This spell is the most interesting piece of spacetime magic I have ever seen. Cory Lariston’s notebooks have taught me a tremendous amount in principle, but when I watched Nomik casting a related spell in the Chamber of Eternities, I was thrilled by the practice. For me, casting this spell will be like walking onto another planet for the first time. You know what that feels like.” Dennis waved a hand high into the air. “An achievement! Like going to the moon! Even without your difficulty, I would still have to cast this spell.”

“I understand, but you aren’t the first man going to this moon. I saw Lariston’s body. And his brain. Don’t try to fool me into thinking you aren’t taking chances for my sake.”

“Try and stop me.”

Donald looked at his son for a moment as if considering taking him on. Then he shook his head. “I can’t. I had to make an effort to talk you out of it, but I appreciate this more than I can say.” The father embraced his boy.

The multitude appeared pleased that Donald had accepted his son’s decision. It occurred to Donald that they might not enjoy his company any more than he enjoyed theirs. He could not blame them for that. After all, he had murdered them.

Murder!

“Dennis, what about this spell to destroy a universe. Have you learned that one, too?”

“I have, Dad. I will need it.”

The multitude responded to this with expressions of despairing shock that were reflected on Donald’s face. “Do you mean you plan to kill her?”

“No, but it is the one spell I know that can protect me in her universe. Although large in its results, it is a quick spell to cast, with low initial energy demands, designed to work in any world. My plan is to talk to her, see what can be done for you and for Nomik as well. The killing spell will be used only if absolutely necessary.”

“Necessary for you or for Nomik?”

“That depends on what I find there.”

“Denny, you cannot kill a person for keeping another person alive.” Dennis’s face grew hard. Donald saw, perhaps for the first time, the adult in his son. This was not how he had imagined the moment. If he had ever imagined it.

“Yes, I can, Dad, and I may have to. I do time magic now. I know the difference between a million and a billion years. And a trillion. I do not just know. I feel it. I know what terrifies Nomik. I cannot let either of you suffer.”

The multitude shook their heads in disapproval. It was an amazing effect, hundreds of thousands of heads shaking in waves like wheat in the wind. Donald was distracted for a moment. He had to focus his attention. He had to tell his son how terrible it is to kill a human being, how it is better to be the victim of a murder than to be the murderer. In his work, Donald had spoken with the families of both. He knew. From his own experience, he knew. He had to tell Dennis the stories of every single case, but when he tried, all he could say was, “Please don’t shoot.” Then he said it again. And again. He was still saying it when Dennis left.


“Carol, turn on the camera. I want to see you.”

“Hang on.”

The small panel of darkness took a moment to blink into an image. Dennis always thought of Carol as his biggest sister even though Suzie was now the taller of the two. It was possible Carol outweighed her, though. He decided not to mention this. “Looking good.”

“My hair is a mess. So, what’s up?”

“You know that spell we were talking about, the big one with two universes?”

Carol’s image nodded. “Yeah. You going?”

“Sure am. That is why I called.”

“What do you need?”

“Nothing. I just wanted to thank you for all you have done for me. There is no way I could be the wizard I am now without your help on the math.”

“Sweet of you to say so, but I already knew that.”

“Yeah. That is why I called. I wanted to say, if anything bad happens, I order you not to blame yourself. I know what I am getting into. This is my decision.”

Carol started to say, “Well, sure it is, and who are you to give me orders,” but her sentence dissolved in tears.


Dennis was smarter with this mother. She suggested Dennis was calling because Ian had reminded him. Dennis could honestly answer that was not the case. She could tell this was the truth, and it pleased her. He had a long talk with her about everything and nothing. He had her put Suzie on, and they had a good conversation, too. He never hinted to either of them the possibility that this might be the last time they ever spoke. That was good. Nobody cried.


The door was ajar, so Ian walked into his apprentice’s rooms. Dennis was studying a glowing page of Cory’s notebooks. “Reviewing the spell?”

“No. I have that one. Looking at other ideas Cory was working on. He really was brilliant. I still cannot follow much of what he wrote, but I will get it all eventually.”

“That brilliance did not protect him.”

“Have you come to tell me to be careful?”

“I know you will be.” Ian lowered himself into one of the comfortable chairs in Dennis’s sitting room. He could see through the door into the bedroom. The hole in the ceiling over the bed, like the archway in the wall, was magically hidden. “I have been thinking. I want you to consider a possibility.”

Dennis put the tablet down. The page of Cory’s handwriting faded to darkness beneath the glass. “What possibility is that?”

“I want you to consider coming back before you have completed your mission.”

“Why would I want to do that?”

“You will not want to, but consider it anyway. We do not know when Cory went insane. It may have been the moment he arrived in the Eighth Doll’s universe, but it might have taken some time before seeing our universe from her viewpoint had its damaging effect. Our universe and hers have two different time dimensions, right?”

“That is correct.”

“That means we have no idea how long he was there. Could have been hours. Days, even. You want to get in and out again as quickly as you can.”

“I see what you are getting at. You want me to gauge how crazy I am going. You want me to pull out before the effect is irreversible.”

“I want you to do exactly that. You must understand that if you do go mad, any information you attempt to bring back will not help your father. Cory gibbered. No matter what the Eight Doll has to offer us, if you cannot communicate it on your return, we can make no use of it. I accept that you must go, but if you stay too long, if you sacrifice yourself to save your dad, your dad will not be saved.”

“That is a really good point, Ian. I will keep that in mind. Thank you.”


“Dennis, come in.”

“Nomik, you wanted to see me?”

“I do. Please sit.”

“Did you want to tell me to be careful?”

“I have no doubt you will be.”

“Did you want to ask if I am really going to kill your daughter for you?”

“You know what it is I want. You will make your own decision there. I must accept that.”

“So, what did you want to talk to me about?”

Nomik paused. The pause was long enough to become uncomfortable. Eventually, Dennis realized the discomfort was Nomik’s. At last, after a sigh, he spoke. “Dennis, when you are in the Eighth Doll’s universe, you will have access to every bit of information in our world. You will become omniscient. You will have the vision of a god.”

“Yeah. Pretty weird.”

“Weird in the oldest meaning of that ancient word. You will see our fates.”

“You want to know yours?”

“I want it changed, as you are aware, but that is not why I called you here.”

“Why, then?”

“I am not sure exactly what form your perceptions will take. In the Chamber, when I have seen things from the Eighth Doll’s point of view, that perception has been focused by her will and my own. I get a vague sense of the entirety of things but with a strong concentration on questions I have asked and answers she has chosen to reveal.”

“But I will see everything unfiltered.”

Nomik nodded. “In my communications with my daughter, back when we were communicating, there were subjects I never broached, realms I never entered.”

“Like what?”

“I never asked to see another person’s thoughts.”

“Whoa! Is that possible? Do you really think I will be able to look inside someone’s mind?”

“I honestly do not know. I dislike that kind of magic. But if one can see everything, thoughts are the emergent property of a physical reality inside the brain. With the vision afforded by the Eighth Doll’s universe, it may be possible to perceive them in some way. Seeing them may even be unavoidable.”

“So, I could look into Dad’s head. I might see his problem and how to fix it.”

“You might see that. That may be why she wants you there.”

“Cool!”

“And you may see other things.” Nomik’s portentous tone suggested this seeing would be a problem.

“Like?”

“Dennis, a human being is a complicated mechanism. We are multifaceted gems. We are ponds with hidden depths.”

“OK.”

“We are . . .” Nomik was running low on metaphors. “Sometimes our heroes have feet of clay.”

“Nomik, if you are trying to tell me something, I am not getting it.”

“I am a man of dark thoughts.”

Dennis nodded. “You want me to murder your daughter. You once tried to kill the human race. That you have dark thoughts is not exactly a surprise.”

“The degree of darkness may yet be shocking. I have experienced desires of which I am not proud. Violent desires. Sexual desires.”

Dennis stood. “Nomik, you do not need to tell me this.”

“Yes, I do. It occurred to me that what may have unbalanced Cory Lariston’s mind was discovering his mentor’s secrets. I have always tried to behave in a manner appropriate to the situation, while resting my decisions on a foundation of principle. Being only human, I have not always succeeded.”

“Nobody can blame you for that.”

“But in my mind, I have contemplated actions that would have been unforgivable. The contrast between my real and—shall we say fantasy life—has been extreme.”

“I suppose everybody has a naughty side.”

“Not all to the same level of depravity. I am attracted to women who are too young for me.”

“That would be almost all of them.”

“To young even for my apparent age. Far too young. And I have sadistic dreams.”

Dennis walked toward a window, toward the light. “Way too much information.”

“But unavoidable. It may be that when you arrive in the Eighth Doll’s universe, you will have this information in rich detail whether you want it or not. And not just about me. Perhaps Ian’s mind will have such dark recesses. Your father. Your mother. Your sisters.”

“Nomik, you are weirding me out.”

“Good. Best to get this out of the way while you are still here. You need to face this in our universe before it drops unexpectedly on you in hers.”

Dennis looked out the window to the mountains in the distance. He recalled the behaviors of animals, reminded himself that sex and violence were a part of nature, a thing he already knew. He drew a deep breath and expelled it slowly. His hands were trembling, so he drew another. “OK, Nomik. You had to do this. I can see why and that it was not easy for you. Thank you. I have been warned. I am prepared.”

“That is what I needed to hear.”

“Great. Could we get lunch now?”

“Good idea.” When Nomik rose and patted his apprentice on the shoulder, Dennis did not wince away. Considering the content of their conversation, Nomik took this as a good sign.


“Ian, come in.”

“Nomik, you wanted to see me?”

“I do. Please sit.”

“I was asked to tell you supper is almost ready.”

“I will not be joining you. Dennis and I had a good lunch. There are things I must prepare before he travels.”

“Things that cannot wait an hour?”

“Dennis intends to visit the Eighth Doll at dawn. He says his skills are at their best when he is rested.”

Ian expelled a breath as if the news of Dennis’s departure time came as a physical blow. “I suppose that is good. If he must go at all, he needs to be at his best, and he may be a better wizard in the morning.”

“On your excursions, I imagine you two have often watched the sun come up together.”

Ian nodded. “A new day is always a joy.”

“Ian, you know what I must do if Dennis returns insane.”

“You intend to murder our apprentice.”

Intend is the wrong word.”

“But murder you are OK with?”

“The reason Ruby had to kill Cory was because I let him get away. I have never told you the details of that day. After his return from the Eighth Doll’s universe, I saw the madness in Cory’s eyes, but I mistook it for excitement at his achievement. I stood idly by as he cast his teleportation. Even after he vanished, I was unaware of what had happened. It was not until he called me and gibbered on the phone that I realized he was mad and that I had released upon the universe the potential means of its destruction. From that moment until I received the news of Cory’s death, I kept looking to the sky, anticipating the arrival of unfamiliar stars, the disappearance of the sun, anything signaling the beginning of the end of everything.”

“The news of Cory’s death must have come as a great relief to you.”

“I am sorry, Ian. I know how that looks, but yes, it was a relief. I intend to avoid that situation with Dennis. If I detect a hint of madness, I will hold him in a time bubble until we can be certain of his mental status. If he has lost his mind, we will decide his fate together. Since his spell to visit the Eighth Doll would not work inside such a bubble, I must not cast until I know he has returned. I wanted you to know my plans. I cannot have you mistaking what I am doing and attempting to stop me. If you try to interfere in my effort to save the universe, it could become a duel between us that I would need to quickly win. I would.”

“Nomik, sometimes I think the most magical thing about you is your arrogance, but I see what you are saying. The danger is real. We are on the same side.”

“Even at the cost of the life of our apprentice?”

Ian nodded reluctantly. “If that is the only way.”

“This is what I needed us to agree upon. Go. Enjoy your dinner with the Panzas. Ask Miguel to have a small plate sent up here. The cook will know what I need. And Ian, I really will make every effort to spare him.”

“We both will. I will have supper with Dennis, confident it is not his last.”


“Exsomem, memo.”

A new memorandum window appeared on Nomik’s computer monitor.

“I have taken action to neutralize Ian Urquhart’s interference at the key moment. I have convinced him that I will be acting only to protect Dennis. I will, if possible, do exactly that. If needed, however, I will not hesitate to kill the boy, but I will do so with genuine regret.”


Dennis and Ian met on the way to fetch Donald. “Are you sure you would not like to wait until after breakfast?”

“I think better on an empty stomach.”

“I was not aware you were of that opinion.”

Dennis nodded. “I only figured it out recently. Maybe it explains some of my stupider mistakes.”

“I had attributed them to poor mentoring.”

“We blamed ourselves, and all along, it was Mom’s pancakes.”

Ian chuckled. “What was it Nomik wanted to see you about?”

“He wanted me to be aware that he is a man of dark thoughts.”

Ian huffed. “I think I could have guessed that.”

“Why did he want to see you?”

“Wanted to make sure I was all right. You know, Cory’s death, you repeating his attempt, all that.”

“Thoughtful of him.”

“Yes.”

They reached Donald’s apartment. Dennis knocked. A voice behind the door said, “Please don’t shoot.”

“That did not sound like your father.”

“He is doing their voices now. It gets creepy.”

“I had not realized.” Ian pushed the door open. “Donald, are you ready? It is time for Dennis to visit the Eighth Doll.”

Donald nodded. He stood. In a voice eerily imitative of a female child, “Please don’t shoot.”

Together, they walked along the balcony around the great hall. They turned and passed between Nomik’s bedroom and the music room. Ian started toward the gallery, but Dennis indicated the tower stairs.

“Are we not going to the Chamber of Eternities?”

“Unlike Nomik’s contact spell, this one can be cast anywhere. We thought his study would be more comfortable.”

“Good. I prefer a room with windows.”

Donald nodded. Deep voiced, “Please don’t shoot.”

At the top of the stairs, Dennis went ahead. Nomik was waiting at the open door. His desk had been slid against a wall. Four wooden chairs faced each other in the middle of the room. The first rays of dawn had caught the tower’s windows. It occurred to Ian that at some specific spot in the distant desert, a person could stand and watch the sunrise pass inside this tower. Ian’s shadow would be there now. He wished he was with it.

Nomik directed each man to a chair. Donald sat opposite Dennis. Ian and Nomik faced each other. The center of the room was empty. Ian imagined it occupied by the unimaginable: a witch formed like nothing in this world.

“Whenever you are ready,” said Nomik.

Ian wanted to say something but was not sure what. 

Donald said something, but it was not what he meant. Or perhaps it was.

Dennis rose. He said things no one present fully understood. He waved his hands and then collapsed. Ian and Nomik caught him and lowered him into his chair. Their apprentice was not breathing. His heart did not beat.

“Please,” pleaded a voice in the accent of an alien world, “don’t shoot.”

29 — The Tale of Farmer Dinger's Cat

Possum Child came running through the woods. She careened around a mossy stump and skittered along a damp log. Her running worried Swamp Owl. Possum children are not distance runners. Possum children sleep. They hang from trees by their strong tails. They lie down quietly and play possum, which means holding very still.

Swamp Owl did not see other children with whom she might be playing tag. Nor did he see Brer Fox chasing her. “What has you running, Possum Child?”

Possum Child stopped and looked up. “Swamp Owl, something terrible has happened.”

“Climb up my fine tree and tell me all about it.” Swamp Owl was proud of his tree. Brer Rabbit had found it for him after searching the whole wood. Brer Rabbit had done this to thank Swamp Owl for saving Brer Rabbit’s long white ears, which he believed he had lost in a bet with Brer Fox.

Possum Child scurried up the tree and then hung by her tail from a branch beside Swamp Owl. Her little upside-down face was right in front of his. She was panting from her run and climb.

“What is this terrible thing that has happened?” asked Swamp Owl.

“Farmer Dinger has come to visit Mr. Man,” panted Possum Child.

“That does not seem so terrible. Farmer Dinger is a friend of Mr. Man and a great thinker, as farmers go,” said Swamp Owl.

“Farmer Dinger has brought his cat,” panted Possum Child.

“That does not seem so terrible. Farmer Dinger’s cat is old and sleeps all day. Farmer Dinger’s cat causes no trouble,” said Swamp Owl.

“Farmer Dinger has put his cat into a box,” panted Possum Child.

“That does not seem so terrible. Cats like to sleep in boxes,” said Swamp Owl.

“Farmer Dinger told Mr. Man he put a glass jar inside the box,” panted Possum Child.

“That does not seem so terrible. To my knowledge, cats do not object to glass jars,” said Swamp Owl.

“Farmer Dinger told Mr. Man he filled the glass jar with deadly poison,” panted Possum Child.

“That does not seem so terrible. Farmers sometimes use poison. He put his cat and the glass jar into a box to make them easier to carry. So long as the glass jar is tightly sealed, the cat should be safe,” said Swamp Owl.

“Farmer Dinger told Mr. Man he put a hammer in the box,” panted Possum Child.

“That does not seem so terrible. Farmer Dinger knows the box contains a hammer, and a glass jar full of poison, and his cat. He will carry it carefully,” said Swamp Owl.

“Farmer Dinger told Mr. Man he put the hammer on a spring with a trigger so that when the trigger is tripped, the hammer will spring against the glass jar and break it,” panted Possum Child.

“That does not seem so terrible. A little odd, perhaps, but Farmer Dinger will be careful not to trip the trigger,” said Swamp Owl.

“Farmer Dinger told Mr. Man he wired the trigger to a positron detector that is watching a single particle of fluorine-18 with a half-life of two hours. If the particle decays while Farmer Dinger is visiting Mr. Man, the detector will measure that decay and trip the trigger. The spring will swing the hammer against the glass jar. The jar will break. The poison will get out and kill Farmer Dinger’s cat,” panted Possum Child.

Old Swamp Owl shook his head. “All right. That seems terrible. But I see what he is getting at. Farmer Dinger thinks too much. Climb up on my back, Possum Child. I will fly. You will guide me to this box.” The instant Possum Child was on his back, Swamp Owl began to fly. “When we get there, how will we find this box?”

“It will be easy to find. The box is at Mr. Man’s house. It is in Mr. Man’s garden,” said Possum Child.

“Mr. Man’s garden is very big,” said Swamp Owl.

“The box will be easy to find because all the animals are gathered around it,” said Possum Child.

“Is Brer Rabbit there?” asked Swamp Owl.

“Brer Rabbit is there,” said Possum Child.

“Is Brer Fox there?” asked Swamp Owl.

“Brer Fox is there,” said Possum Child.

“Is Brer Bear there?” asked Swamp Owl.

“Brer Bear is there,” said Possum Child.

“Are Brer Raccoon and his cousin there?” asked Swamp Owl.

“Brer Raccoon and his cousin are there,” said Possum Child.

“Then why has no one opened the box and let out Farmer Dinger’s cat?” demanded Swamp Owl.

“Everybody is afraid. I came to get you because I hoped you would know what to do. Farmer Dinger and Mr. Man are having a dispute,” said Possum Child.

“What are Farmer Dinger and Mr. Man disputing?” asked Swamp Owl.

“Farmer Dinger says either the particle has or has not decayed,” said Possum Child.

“What does Mr. Man say?” asked Swamp Owl.

“Mr. Man says that since the box has not been opened and the status of the system has not yet been observed, the particle is in a state of superposition, both decayed and not decayed at the same time,” said Possum Child.

“What does Farmer Dinger say to that?” asked Swamp Owl.

“Farmer Dinger says that is crazy. That would mean his cat is both alive and dead at the same time,” said Possum Child.

“What does Mr. Man say to that?” asked Swamp Owl.

“Mr. Man says that Farmer Dinger’s cat is both alive and dead,” said Possum Child. “That is why everybody is afraid to open the box. Mr. Man is almost always right, and nobody wants to find a cat that is both alive and dead.”

Swamp Owl laughed. “Nobody is going to find a cat that is both alive and dead.”

“Are you saying Farmer Dinger is right?” asked Possum Child.

“No, Mr. Man is right. Farmer Dinger’s cat is both alive and dead,” said Swamp Owl, “but nobody is going to see it.”

Swamp Owl could feel Possum Child shudder. She asked, “What would a cat who is both alive and dead look like?”

“Nobody will ever know,” said Swamp Owl.

“Because nobody will open the box,” said Possum Child. “Because nobody wants to see such a horror.”

By this time, Swamp Owl and Possum Child had reached Mr. Man’s house. They could see Mr. Man and Farmer Dinger sitting on Mr. Man’s back porch, enjoying a glass of lemonade and a nice loud argument. And they could see all the animals gathered around a cardboard box in the garden.

Swamp Owl flew straight down onto the box. With his strong talons, which are mighty claws that owls have on their feet, he tore open the top of the box. He reached inside and pulled out Farmer Dinger’s cat.

All the animals looked away with one eye because they did not want to see a cat that was both alive and dead. But all the animals kept one eye on the box because they did not want to miss seeing what a cat that was both alive and dead would look like.

Farmer Dinger’s cat looked very much alive. He squirmed and clawed the air. “What is the matter with you, Swamp Owl?” asked Farmer Dinger’s cat. “I was having a nice nap inside that comfortable box.”

“These animals want to visit with you,” said Swamp Owl. And this was true. The animals came up to Farmer Dinger’s cat and told him how glad they were to see him. They asked him if he was both alive and dead. He said he was only alive.

“Is that you, Brer Rabbit?” asked Farmer Dinger’s cat.

“It is,” said Brer Rabbit.

“Are you enjoying being king of the rabbits?” asked Farmer Dinger’s cat.

“Not really,” said Brer Rabbit. “It’s more work than I imagined.”

“Heavy is the head that wears the crown,” said Farmer Dinger’s cat.

Brer Rabbit patted his head with both paws. “I guess it is,” he said. “Good to see you all the way alive. You are all the way alive, aren’t you?”

“I am,” said Farmer Dinger’s cat. “What is all this about?”

“This is about Farmer Dinger being a man who has ideas,” said Swamp Owl.

“Oh, that,” said Farmer Dinger’s cat. “I can’t be bothered with all his nonsense. I have important things to do.” And with that, Farmer Dinger’s cat tried to crawl back into the box to continue his nap.

But the animals would not let him. They convinced him it would be nicer napping under the porch where Mr. Man and Farmer Dinger were talking. So, Farmer Dinger’s cat went under the porch and fell asleep while listening to Farmer Dinger saying to Mr. Man what strange owls they have in these parts.

Swamp Owl flew back to his tree. He had forgotten Possum Child was on his back. He was startled when she said, “That was very brave of you. You opened that box knowing that you might find a cat who was both alive and dead.”

“That would never happen,” said Swamp Owl. “By looking inside, I forced the quantum wave function to collapse. The cat would be alive or dead, not both at once.”

“Still, it was brave. You might have found a dead cat. That would not be very nice.”

“I did find a dead cat,” said Swamp Owl.

“No,” said Possum Child. “You found a live cat. We had a talk with Farmer Dinger’s cat. We watched him crawl under the porch to take a nap.”

“Yes, we did. But we also found a dead cat. At this very moment, you and I are talking about the fact that I found Farmer Dinger’s cat alive, and we are talking about the fact that I found Farmer Dinger’s cat dead.”

“I don’t understand,” said Possum Child.

“Imagine the world is inside a box,” said Swamp Owl. “We live inside that box. An observer outside that box has not opened it yet. To that observer, the quantum wave function inside our box has not yet collapsed. We found both a cat that was alive and a cat that was dead.”

“But didn’t your observation of the cat inside the box force that wave to collapse?” asked Possum Child.

“From our point of view, it did. But not from the point of view of the observer outside our bigger box. From that observer’s point of view, we are in a world that split. One world has us talking about a live cat, and another world has us talking about a dead cat.”

“So, Farmer Dinger’s cat won’t really be alive until that observer opens our box?” asked Possum Child.

“That depends,” said Swamp Owl.

“On what,” asked Possum Child.

“On whether or not that observer is inside a bigger box,” said Swamp Owl.

***

“That was a good story,” said Denny.

“Did it teach ye anythin'?” asked Uncle Ian.

“It taught me that things don’t really happen until they have been observed,” said Denny.

“Do you mean like how you won’t really have cleaned your room until I see it done?” asked Denny’s mother.

“I’ll take care of that right now,” said Denny. “Don’t open the door until I tell you to. We don’t want the quantum wave function to collapse too soon.”

Denny’s mother and Uncle Ian laughed as Denny scampered off to clean his room.


“Much better,” said the publisher. “This is just the sort of thing we’re looking for.”

“I had some doubts about vocabulary,” said the author.

“We often introduce new vocabulary in our stories. ‘Quantum wave function’ is a stretch, but children have to learn it sometime. The important thing is you resisted the temptation to drop a lot of math on them.”

“Or a lot of historical accuracy.” The author seemed downcast at this. “Denny didn’t learn quantum mechanics until around the time of his duel with Nomik Motchk.”

“When he came back from visiting the Eighth Doll?”

“Yes.”

“I’ve read a historical accounting. I must admit, I find Denny Broome’s understanding of the true nature of reality confusing.”

“That’s all right,” said the author. “So did Denny Broome.”

30 — Wizards Duel

Dennis Broome’s eyes popped wide. He jumped from his seat and rushed to the windows, stumbling on the way and falling against a pane, pawing at the glass, staring greedily out at Mexican countryside, producing sounds that were not words in any language, not even a spell. This sudden action, occurring only seconds after his seemingly dead body had been lowered into his chair, startled everyone. Rather than take chances, Nomik cast a time bubble trapping Dennis in a slow time field where he would be held like a statue until his masters could decide his fate.

To keep his fellow wizard informed, Nomik explained this fact aloud. “Dennis is behaving almost like an animal. We must assume the sight of the Eighth Doll’s universe has driven him insane, at least temporarily. Do you concur?”

Ian did not respond.

“I would like your input, Ian. Whatever happens to our apprentice next must be our joint decision. Ian? Ian!”

Ian still failed to respond. In fact, he failed to do anything at all. Nomik recognized what had happened. Like Dennis, Ian was trapped in a time bubble. Nomik was a precise user of magic. He knew where his time field had been placed. This bubble around Ian had to have been cast by another time wizard. Only one other was present.

Nomik spun, casting as he came about. For an instant, he saw the grinning face of his apprentice. Despite the time field that should have held the boy unmoving for a day, Dennis had turned around to face his masters. This inexplicable capability was disturbing in the extreme, which is why Nomik did not hesitate to complete his next spell: The Encapsulating Stone. Dennis’s grin was immediately obscured by the crystal in which he was now trapped.

Nomik rapped on the stone just to be certain, yielding a satisfying tone. This particular spell generated a block of rose quartz. It had a translucent quality allowing Nomik to visually confirm the presence of the wizard trapped within. The structure was form-fitting. Dennis would be unable to cast a counterspell. He would also be unable to breathe. Best to reach a decision quickly. Nomik turned and cast the spell undoing Dennis’s time bubble. Ian, and Donald for that matter, were free to move again.

“What happened?” asked Ian.

“Please don't shoot,” said Donald. Apparently, that problem was not yet solved.

“Dennis has returned. His actions and vocalizations led me to suspect . . .” Before Nomik could finish this report, the room was filled with a thick cloud of dust. Quartz dust.

It is one of the skills of an experienced time wizard to be able to think astoundingly quickly. As Nomik spun about again, he had the opportunity to contemplate his situation. The whole point of the quartz block spell was to trap a wizard in such a way that he would be unable to respond. This dust meant one of three things: Dennis had cast a spell breaking the quartz block, unlikely since he had been trapped in stone, or Ian had cast the spell, also unlikely since Nomik had been looking at Ian and had seen no casting gestures, or there was another magic user present.

It was something of a secret that one of the reasons Nomik never took on an apprentice on his own was that he was not good at finding them. His innate ability to sense the presence of magic in others was weak. Yet he did get a vague sensation of magic at a distance beyond the wizards in this room. Was this real, or was it only situational paranoia?

A thick atmosphere of stony particulates imposes limitations. Nomik might be expected to cast a spell to filter his air supply, but he had been about to deliver an oral report that was cut short. His lungs currently contained adequate oxygen. A second possible response to the circumstance would have been to cast a spell that cleared the air entirely, perhaps sweep a wall of water through the room, but this would have been as advantageous to Dennis as to Nomik. Better to let the boy choke on his own dust.

Nomik chose The Seeing Spell. Quick to cast, it should give him an advantage over his opponent in this obscuring atmosphere. As his eyes grew large, Nomik forced his eyelids to flutter, clearing dust off his pupils. What few photons made their way through the cloud would now, despite reflecting and refracting paths, be captured and reassembled into a dim but comprehensible picture.

Donald and Ian were still seated. Dennis was leaning back against the window ledge. His eyes were huge. Dennis had already cast the seeing. For an instant, two wizards stared at each other through a cloud dense enough that they would be invisible to anybody else. Dennis grinned. He shrugged as if to suggest apology for having gotten to this advantageous state ahead of his master.

Nomik cast The Forest Jaguar. This represented a brutal decision on his part. Ian’s input would be useless. Donald’s plea must be ignored. Dennis was not merely insane but insanely dangerous, having acquired new powers, perhaps during his travels among the stars. What obscure magic had he studied with wizards or witches on Heaven and Hell? 

Take, for example, the spell that powdered the quartz stone. Nomik knew at least three conjurations that might produce that effect, but each of them was noisy. Dennis had been freed in silence. There was magic in this room with which Nomik was unfamiliar. The jaguar, although intended to be fatal, was a necessary escalation.

The jaguar went straight from Nomik’s desk—he always kept one waiting in the wood—to Dennis’s throat. Nomik winced. He did not want to watch this, particularly with a vision-enhancing spell in place. It would be gruesome. He truly wished it had not been necessary to kill Dennis.

The jaguar coughed. Nomik was reminded of the quantity of dust in the room. Should dust affect a magic jaguar? Could be. After all, it was magic dust. The jaguar fell at Dennis’s feet. Dennis patted the struggling animal on its flank. The jaguar coughed again. Dennis waved a hand. The dust reassembled itself into a sculpture on Nomik’s desk, leaving air in the room pristine. Dennis scratched the jaguar between its ears. The jaguar purred. Big cats were not supposed to do that. Nomik recalled casting the jaguar on previous occasions with equally unsatisfying results. He needed to work on that one.

Nomik’s desk strained under the weight of the artwork. It was, after all, enough quartz to encapsulate a man. The sculpture was a flawless representation of Dennis Broome’s mother, seated on the work surface, her legs dangling over the edge, her body tense. Her face held an expression of mixed pride and concern, as if she were really in the room admiring her son’s skills while worrying about the outcome of the duel.

It reminded Nomik of the sort of thing Peregrine Arnold used to do with water, but Peregrine never did that in the heat of combat. Also, Dennis’s gesture to pet the jaguar served absolutely no magical purpose. In what Nomik saw as a battle whose outcome would be determined in thousandths of a second, Dennis felt he had time to spare. Either the boy was now incredibly powerful or mad enough to think he was.

Nomik recognized his error in throwing a cat against an animal magician. But what should he do? He recalled a spell he had only ever contemplated, one inspired by a misunderstanding many years ago. He had once falsely believed himself to be trapped in a transdimensional state. Although it had turned out he was only in the Nevada desert, the result of an unanticipated nighttime teleport, it had inspired Nomik to design a spell that might really relocate him to such a placeless place. Since he was not certain a return would be possible, he had never tested it. 

Unfortunately, he had also never worked out a way to apply that spell to another individual. If he used it to remove Dennis, the boy would not go alone. Nomik, too, might be forever trapped. He must try something else.

“Well, look at you!” Dennis was suddenly directly in front of Nomik’s face, nose to nose. “Look at you, Nomik! Just being there! Just there! There you are! Look at you!” Each phrase Dennis spoke was wildly emphatic, as if he thought it to be a great revelation.

“Nomik,” asked Ian, “what do you intend to do? Can I assist in some way?”

“Please don't shoot!” said Donald.

“Just look at you!”

“Please don't shoot!”

“There you are!”

Recognizing parallel madness in father and son, Nomik raised his hands to cast The Flaming Spear, an ancient spell he had learned from El Abuelo. The original version launched a shaft of devastating fire from the hands of the caster, but Nomik had worked out a variation of which he was somewhat proud. Rather than coming from him directly, the flame would emanate from a location to one side, flanking an opponent.

Dennis did a backflip, his feet passing within a hair’s breadth of Nomik’s face. Slapping his hands against the ground, he came around again, his body orbiting in a wheel with its axis on Nomik’s flaming shaft. He spun in this way, his back arched around the fire. Each time his face came opposite Nomik’s, he would say, “There you are!” Each time Dennis’s feet passed by Nomik’s nose, Donald would say, “Please don't shoot!”

Could Dennis cast another spell while spinning in the air this way? Nomik had yet to spot the madman casting anything at all. A third party must be present. Again he reached out with his . . . with his what? Nomik was not even sure what organ sensed the presence of magic, but he felt it there. There, not here. Downstairs. Outside. Approaching, but weak because of distance. Whoever it was could not be directly involved.

Dennis had done . . . something. The flame began to follow him as he looped in the air. Nomik saw Dennis pass by, head to foot, then a stream of fire until the face arrived again. “Well, look at you!”

“Please don't shoot!”

Dennis changed course, flying around the room, a comet with a flaming tail reflected in the windows. As if the situation were not mad enough, this was when the music began. It was the sound of a calliope, the sort that might sit at the center of a merry-go-round. Nomik recognized the tune, a popular song about a burning ring of desire. The music rose and fell as Dennis went round and round. How many castings did this make of magically wasteful acts?

Dennis slapped walls and floor to keep himself aloft, tiny movements necessitated by magic’s inability to produce true flight. With enhanced vision and time perceptions, Nomik witnessed every tap, but he observed no magical gestures, heard no arcane recitation. Dennis must be casting without them. This was another skill Nomik had observed in Peregrine Arnold. It was the reason Peregrine was the deadliest opponent Nomik ever faced. Fortunately, Dennis was wasting his new powers on nonsense, but the hallmark of madness is unpredictability. On a whim, Dennis might cast the spell to puree the universe, and Nomik would not know it had been done until it was too late.

Nomik cast The Transdimensional Transport. He had no choice. He refused to be the wizard who allowed the universe to end through his inaction. The room vanished. In order to capture the constantly moving Dennis, Nomik had found it necessary to enlarge his magical net. Ian and Donald were also taken. The furnishings were not. The fire died. The music stopped. A purring magical jaguar dissolved back into nothingness.

“Where are we?” asked Ian. It was a reasonable question. They did not appear to be anywhere. In a sense, that was exactly where they were.

Dennis had fallen to the ground. Well, not ground, exactly. There was no ground, but Dennis had fallen to it anyway, just as Donald and Ian sat on chairs that were not present. Dennis got up, looking both baffled and delighted. “OK, whatever this is, I didn’t expect it. It’s good to know my masters can still amaze me.”

“Master,” said Ian. “This one is all on Nomik.”

Dennis’s expression became, if possible, more puzzled. He began to cast a spell, at last using word and gesture. Nomik recognized the effort to be animal magic, Dennis falling back on reliable material from his past. Nomik cast a spell to counter it, a cage to trap the beast, but nothing happened. Dennis did not transform. No cage materialized.

“Doesn’t magic work here?” asked Dennis.

“No.” Nomik lowered his useless hands. “I suspected that might be the case.”

Ian muttered a quick spell. He got nothing.

“Please,” said Donald, “don’t shoot.”

“Don’t worry, Dad.” said Dennis. “Apparently, we can’t. Which is just as well. Nomik, we need to talk.”

“In contractions?”

“Sorry. Force of habit. The person I’ve been studying with doesn’t . . . does not object to those.”

“Oh? And how long have you been studying with this person?”

“That would be hard to say. I mean, really hard. Challenging on a fundamental level.”

“Why is that?” asked Ian.

“The Eighth Doll’s universe isn’t like this one.” Dennis looked at the nothingness around them. “I mean, not like our usual universe. What is this place?”

“It is not a place at all,” said Nomik. “We are in a transdimensional state.”

“Oh,” said Dennis. “That explains the lack of windows.”

Something in Dennis’s observation bothered Nomik deeply, but he could not put his finger on it.

“What is a transdimensional state?” asked Ian.

“Please don't shoot,” added Donald.

“That is another difficult question,” said Nomik.

“Like measuring time in the Eighth Doll’s universe,” added Dennis.

“Why is time there difficult?” asked Ian.

“You remember how her universe doesn’t share our time dimension? As with her spatial dimensions, there is no connection between her time and ours.”

“I recall. But why would measuring her time be difficult if you were there?”

“Because not much else is. Most of the time, the only thing there is the Eighth Doll. In our universe, there are all kinds of things that go around each other. Earth turns, so we have days. It goes around the sun, so we get years. The moon around the earth: months. We built clocks with spinning gears to give us hours. We can even make super accurate clocks because subatomic particles have cycles to give us femtoseconds. The Eighth Doll’s universe has none of that.”

“No subatomic particles?” asked Nomik.

“No atoms. No molecules. Nothing we have here.”

“So, was there time at all?” asked Ian.

“Of course, but if you ask me how long I was there, the only thing I have to measure it against is how long I was there. I was there one Dennis-visit.”

“Did you have a body there?”

“Not like I have here. It was possible to tell where I ended and other people began, but that was about it.”

“You could distinguish yourself from her.”

“And from Cory.”

“Cory!” Ian was not sure if he jumped up or sat down. He did something. “You saw Cory there?”

“Yeah. See, I used the same spell Cory used to get there. What with the different time dimension, I wasn’t sure exactly when to arrive so we wouldn’t be occupying the same location. Who knows what that might have done? I targeted a moment earlier than his arrival. Once her universe brought me into full existence, I moved out of his way. I was there to greet him.”

“And to see him lose his mind?”

“No, he was fine. In fact, he adapted better than I did. That was his problem in the end. He really was a genius. So quick. He understood in an instant things I never got.”

“Are you claiming Cory did not go mad?” asked Nomik.

“Not there. It was when he came back that he lost his mind. They knew he would.”

“They?”

“Cory and the Eighth Doll. They planned the whole thing. Uncle Ian, you blamed yourself for Cory’s death, and you blamed Nomik, and finally Ruby, but still yourself. The truth is that Cory Lariston committed suicide.”

Whatever Ian had done, stand or sit, he did the opposite now. “How? Why?”

“Cory understood that when he came back, his mind, having fully and fundamentally accepted the true nature of reality, could not confine itself to the inside of a human skull. He had to go insane.”

“Then why come back?”

“For Ruby.”

Nomik asked, “What did Cory want with Ruby?”

“The Eighth Doll needed her. Your daughter and Cory worked out a plan where he would return to our universe and go mad at the right time and place. Ruby would find him and enter his head. When she saw what was there, the power and the madness, she would have to kill him, but not before receiving the instructions planted in Cory’s mind by the Eighth Doll. Cory was the bottle for the Eighth Doll’s message. That was how he put it before he left. ‘She’ll send a message in a cracked bottle,’ he said. ‘Ruby will have to shatter me.’”

“He killed himself to carry a message?”

“He killed himself to save the universe. Cory Lariston was one of the greatest heroes who ever lived.”

Ian nodded. This he could accept.

“Please don't shoot,” said Donald.

“If the Eighth Doll wanted Ruby,” said Nomik, “she must have been disappointed when Donald killed her.”

“Not at all. That was part of the plan.”

“Are you saying the Eighth Doll murdered Ruby?”

“Sort of.”

Nomik looked sympathetically at Donald. “Then my daughter did this to your father.”

“Not directly. This was Ruby’s doing.”

“Why?” asked Ian.

“Bad luck. The Eighth Doll can see our entire universe, including futures, but when something moves between her universe and ours, what with the two timelines, it plays havoc on causality. That gives her a blind spot. She and Cory had a plan for what would happen when he got here, but he went crazy faster than they expected. He teleported away from Nomik, as was their plan, but to the wrong place. They’d originally picked a different guy to murder Ruby, a stone-cold killer from Ruby’s past who wouldn’t have felt a lick of guilt, but with Cory at his new location, the tapestry of reality didn’t have a thread, so to speak, to bring Ruby and her killer together, and the Eighth Doll was powerless as usual, or nearly so.”

“Powerless?” asked Nomik. “How do you mean?”

“You know. The best she can do is give an atom a kick. If a particle was about to decay, or not, she can nudge it to decay when she wants.”

“But with her ability to foresee all consequences, that is still power.”

“Very limited power. Remember, there are an awful lot of particles. One at a time is all she can manage from where she is.”

“How can she manage anything at all if she is in another universe?” asked Ian.

“She sort of is and sort of isn’t. Remember, she can see everything in our universe. That means, for every single object or event in our universe, there is a corresponding thought in her mind. Rather than create two complete universes, the spell that created her put our universe inside her head.”

“You mean to say we are in her skull right now?”

Dennis looked around at the transdimensional state. “Well, possibly not now. Nomik, there’s nothing here but us.”

“Of course not.”

“Did our clothes come with us?”

Nomik attempted to examine his clothing but found the effort useless. “Hard to say.”

“Can I assume from our conversation that you are now aware I am not crazy?”

“Frankly, our conversation is leading me to question my own sanity. Would you have an opinion on that?”

“You mean, while I was visiting the Eighth Doll, did I see your thoughts? Yes, I did.”

Nomik felt a moment of panic that made him aware of how little true panic he had felt up until now. “Without going into detail, did they affect your opinion of me?”

“Relax, Nomik. I saw everything, including every person’s thoughts. Once you’ve done that, you understand their actions are what matter.”

Nomik nodded. He was not sure if anyone saw his relief. Or saw him at all. Was he seeing them? Transdimensional space made everything difficult, and it was getting worse, as if they had brought patterns of reality with them, but here those patterns were dissolving like the jaguar.

 “If Cory teleported to the wrong place,” asked Ian, “how did Ruby find him? How did she even know to look?”

“Cory knew he would go mad. That much was inevitable. But he made an effort to hold a pocket of sanity inside his mind. He phoned Ruby. He could not hope to explain the Eighth Doll’s plan while gibbering nonsense, but he managed to get across that he knew Ruby’s secrets.”

Nomik nodded. Or perhaps he did not. “Ruby was a woman with extremely serious secrets. If she thought someone knew them, she would track him down.”

“Once in his apartment,” said Dennis, “she entered Cory’s mind using the techniques QiLina had taught her. She found the message the Eighth Doll had left. She also found Cory’s madness and the spell to destroy the universe. She did the only thing she could.”

“She murdered him,” said Ian.

“She had no choice. Cory and the Eighth Doll had seen to that. It was a great relief to the Eighth Doll when Ruby finally killed Cory.”

“Like father, like daughter,” said Ian.

“The alternative of universal destruction was very real. Ruby’s killing of Cory was another act of heroism. For the next such act, in order to carry out the Eighth Doll’s plan, Ruby needed to find someone to kill her at the right moment.”

“Please,” said Donald, “don’t shoot.”

31 Conversation in a Stateless State

“Wait a minute,” said Ian. “If the Eighth Doll gave you a window onto our universe, you should have seen the earth turning. You should be able to say how long you were there.”

“Nomik, you want to explain that one?”

“I could try. They would have seen our universe, Ian, but not as we see it. They would have seen it all at once, beginning to end with nothing moving. Instead of the earth being a spinning ball, it would be an unchanging spiral path.”

“Unchanging? You mean it does not move?”

“Yes. And nothing moves on it.”

“Sort of,” said Dennis. “It’s more confusing than that, but Nomik got the key point.”

“And I just realized,” said Nomik, “why you were saying, there you are to me so emphatically. You had gotten used to seeing us differently, as paths in spacetime instead of moving points.”

Dennis nodded, if he did nod. “That’s how Will Hilsat likes to explain it.”

“When would you have heard Will explain it?”

“Cory’s notebooks cited him. I downloaded and read his academic articles. But since then, from the Eighth Doll’s universe, I’ve heard him every time he ever explained anything.”

“I expect that would be tedious.”

“Not really. It’s another aspect of the way her universe works. In order to perceive as much as she needs to, there is a multiplicity of perception. I could have watched Hilsat’s entire life in the blink of an eye, if I had had an eye to blink.”

“And that is how you got used to seeing my life.”

“Seeing your life is most of what goes on there. You created the Eighth Doll to protect you. Her reality focuses entirely on you. Everything else is peripheral.”

“You were there long enough to really get to know me, then?”

“Way better than you know yourself, Nomik.”

“Disturbing thought.”

“You don’t like that I saw your thoughts.”

“They were only thoughts.”

“I saw you act upon them.”

“No!” The single word carried Nomik’s horror.

“I heard the screams.”

“Are you speaking of my future?”

“Mostly your past.”

“That is ridiculous. I have never done such things.”

“What are we talking about?” asked Ian.

“Please don't shoot,” said Donald.

“We are talking about the true nature of reality,” said Dennis. “The quantum nature.”

“Oh!” Nomik’s tone was relieved. “Multiple universes. That sort of thing?”

“Yes and no. You, and then Cory’s notebooks, taught me to see the universe as a four-dimensional continuum of spacetime, but the continuum has five dimensions. Just as space does not exist independent of time, there is no spacetime without quantum probability.”

“You are saying the two great systems in physics, quantum mechanics and relativity, really do come together.”

“How could they not? They both describe the same universe.”

“I had heard one worked at the scale of the very small and the other for the very large.”

Dennis laughed dismissively. “The dream of people unwilling to face reality for what it is, hoping somewhere there would be a bright line between the stability they perceive and the strangeness they abhor.”

“How is it, then, we do not perceive that strangeness?”

“Only a single location in the continuum, one place, one time, one possibility, is directly available to our senses. Rather than being aware of all the moments of our lives at once, in each and every moment we are aware of that one moment. It is the same with quantum variation. Physicists argue about what causes the quantum wave function to collapse. The truth is, it never collapses. All the possibilities occur, but in any single location in spacetime-probability, we can directly perceive only that one location.”

“Somewhere out there is an alternate universe where I am the emperor of ice cream?”

Dennis shook his head, or he did not. “You know the story of Schrodinger’s cat?”

“Of course.”

“One interpretation is that, when a particle undergoes some quantum action, the universe splits into two universes, one where the action happened and one where it didn’t. That story has a single particle and a single measurement generating a split reality, a cat both alive and dead.”

“Schrodinger told the tale to point out how crazy that idea is,” said Nomik.

“It’s even crazier than he suggested. Imagine two cats in two boxes. Open them, and you get the universe where the first cat is dead but the second is alive, and another universe the other way around, and one with both cats alive, and one with both dead. From two particles, you get four universes. Three particles would yield eight and that only if you restrict yourself to a single time for opening boxes. The number of particles in the universe is ludicrously large, and every one of them is capable of multiple changes in quantum states at any moment. The many-worlds interpretation creates an uncountable flood of new universes pouring out of each of the old ones in every instant of time. It is the least parsimonious scientific theory ever devised.”

“Please don't shoot,” said Donald.

“I am inclined to agree with Donald,” said Ian.

“What is really happening?” asked Nomik.

“First, quantum probability isn’t really probability. That’s just a way that we interpret it. It’s actually more like amplitude of various coexisting quantum states, although even that does not exactly match the reality, and probability is easier to say. Space and time are also only mental approximations, so probability is no worse than those.”

“You had to ask,” said Ian.

“Picture it like this. You know the theory that you are a path in spacetime?”

“I do,” said Nomik.

“Well, you’re not. You’re more like a cloud.”

“What is that supposed to mean?”

“Instead of picturing yourself as a series of events arranged on a line in a four-dimensional spacetime, you have to picture a set of events scattered in a five-dimensional spacetime-probability.”

“So, in addition to the me of a moment ago and the me of a moment from now, there is also a me over to one side somewhere?”

“Lots of sides. Some close. Some far away.”

“How far?”

Dennis hesitated. “You’re not going to like this part.”

“There is a lot I am already not liking. Keep going.”

“Oh, must he?” asked Ian.

“Please don't shoot,” added Donald. He sounded sincere.

“Imagine a person,” said Dennis, “who is different from you, has different characteristics, thinks differently, has experienced different events in his life, but who is enough like you that when you met him you would realize he is truly another version of yourself.”

“My doppelgänger.”

“No. A doppelgänger is a different person, although we may come back to that. Just as there is a path of connected person-events between you on your third birthday and you today, there is such a path from you to this version of you, a set of events starting with you just a moment ago, going back to some location in your past and coming forward again to that other person.”

“So, it really is me.”

“Yes and no.”

“But you have seen such a person.”

“Oh, yeah.”

“And that is where you heard the screams.”

Dennis paused for a moment. It was in this pause, waiting for Dennis to speak again, that Nomik became aware of how difficult it would be to say where Dennis actually was even though Nomik felt that he was looking at him. At last, Dennis sighed and said, “The Old Man, for example.”

Nomik nodded, or at least he thought he did. “I know that designation. Free Hilsat, the alter ego of Will Hilsat in an unwoven reality, was the Old Man’s apprentice. The Old Man was supposed to be me.”

“Yes and no, again. Hilsat’s unweaving spell forced a couple of realities to sort of crystalize out of your cloud. The Old Man was you but without the accident that injured you so badly. When he went to collect the branch from the birch tree that would become his first staff, he got it without incident.”

“Fortunate fellow.”

“He went on to learn the same secrets from stones at Dzibilchaltun that you did. He intended to unweave the Chicxulub asteroid from reality, to restore the dinosaurs and give them sixty-six million safe years in which to evolve, move into space, and save the universe, just as you intended.”

“A luckier, healthier version of me.”

“He also found the spell of the Eighth Doll. He created her but for a different reason. Not having suffered the attack that terrified you, he created her for her original purpose, to guarantee that the spell saving the universe would work.”

“And did it work in that alternate reality?”

“No.”

“I was expecting, ‘yes and no,’” said Ian.

“Why?” asked Nomik.

“Force of habit, I suppose.”

“No” said Dennis, “although in the long run it will turn to yes, but initially it didn’t work because it couldn’t. The Eighth Doll can foresee all consequences of all actions. She tried every variation. Each one ended in failure. Your plan, the Old Man’s plan that is, was to train enough apprentices in the unweaving that as a group they would someday cast the spell together and eliminate the asteroid.”

“I considered it,” said Nomik. “That alternative was doomed to failure.”

“The Old Man, spending so much of his time teaching, had less time for research. Although he did have the advantage of student partners in his studies. I guess the real reason he took a different course and failed to foresee its failure was because he really was different from you. He was more of a people person. Your plan, the lone individual casting with a vast reservoir of accumulated power, was more likely to occur to someone with the suspicious nature you inherited from your experience.”

“And my plan would have worked if not for those who interfered.”

“Will Hilsat knew your plan was no better than that of Free Hilsat’s master. He interfered to save your life.”

“Well then, what was the way to unweave the asteroid?”

“There was no way. It was too ancient and too effective. Chicxulub could not be unwoven from the fabric of existence. That was the Eighth Doll’s dilemma. The Old Man created her with a magical compulsion to save the universe in a reality in which it could not be saved. The only solution was teleportation, but in order to invent it, there had to be an individual who had a flexible young mind filled with a lifetime of training in time magic and also a lifetime of mathematics. She needed a way for just the right person to live two lives.”

“The ring!” said Nomik.

“Please don't shoot,” said Donald.

“I only recall this story vaguely,” said Ian. “What ring?”

Nomik turned to Ian, sort of. “In order to undo Crystal’s death, Free Hilsat cast an unweaving of his world. He wore a ring that carried his memories forward into the new reality.”

“Sideways, really,” said Dennis.

“Who is Crystal?” asked Ian.

“Crystal was Ruby in our reality,” said Dennis, “although she had a flock of other names.”

“Wait a minute,” said Nomik. “Are you implying the Eighth Doll arranged Crystal’s death so Free Hilsat would cast the unweaving?”

“She did. She used weather as her weapon. Weather is highly susceptible to tiny changes in initial conditions: the butterfly effect. She found a few particles that could be influenced in just the right times and places to create a gust of wind months later that hurled Crystal to her death during a flying experiment.”

“The same Crystal who was also Ruby.”

“Yes and no.”

“And later, the Eighth Doll had Cory carry a plan back to our universe that intentionally resulted in Ruby’s death.”

“Yeah.”

“The Eighth Doll has murdered Ruby twice.”

“Yup. I guess that’s true.”

“And in the process, murdered a million colonists. My daughter turned out more bloody-minded than I anticipated.”

“You should talk. After Free Hilsat unwove the Grandfather Staff, the Old Man was trapped in a time stub. He knew that his reality went nowhere and would be unwoven when the spell caught up with him. In that circumstance, he let all the darkness in your mind come out.”

“That would account for the screams,” said Nomik.

“Millions of them.”

“I simply cannot believe I would do such a thing.”

“You didn’t. But you did. In fairness, the Old Man truly believed the time in which he lived would be erased, would never have happened in the first place.”

“Yet you saw it.”

“No time is ever erased. That is the most important thing Einstein and Minkowski taught us. The Old Man’s time stub came to its conclusion, generating no further events, but every action—good, bad, or indifferent—is eternal. Every moment we create of pleasure or of pain exists forever.”

“We must be cautious, then, in all we do. I understand what you are telling me.”

“Do you really?” asked Ian.

“He actually has brought relativity and quantum mechanics together into one system.”

“No,” said Dennis. “I haven’t. But that’s the best I can do to explain it. The truth is more complicated.”

“I am a man who appreciates truth,” said Nomik. “Even painful truth. I want you to be complicated.”

“You would,” said Ian. His voice carried disgust.

“Please don't shoot,” said Donald. His voice, if he had a voice, was weak and hesitant.

“Donald,” asked Ian, “what say you and I withdraw for a conversation of our own?”

“An endless stream of please don't shoot strikes you as more amusing?” asked Nomik.

“Maybe,” said Ian.

“I’ll try to keep it simple,” said Dennis.

“And short.”

“When you look at the mountains outside Nomik’s windows, what do you really see?”

Ian looked around. “Nothing. Not even windows.”

“I mean when we were there.”

“Rocks. Dirt. Trees. Plants. Animals. Water. An ecosystem all piled up.”

“Light. Photons.”

“If you say so.”

“That’s all you ever saw. That’s all anybody has ever seen. Interpreting the information carried by photons is what eyeballs do.”

“I suppose I knew that.”

“Why do you feel like you saw mountains when all you ever saw was photons?”

“Because I know what mountains look like.”

“Exactly! More specifically, you have built a model of the world inside your head. Photons arrive at your eyes. The information is collected and carried into your brain where it is compared to that model. Your brain recognizes a familiar pattern and tells you that you are seeing mountains.”

“Good for my brain. Saves me a lot of work, apparently.”

“Your point being?” asked Nomik.

“That Ian has never perceived the world,” said Dennis. “Neither have you. Without the Eighth Doll’s perceptions, we would have no proof that world exists. All you ever perceive, all anybody ever perceives, are the models in our brains interpreting what we assume is sensory input.”

“And you have perceived the world directly?”

“That’s what the Eighth Doll’s universe is for. You should know. You created it.”

“To tell you the truth, I did not fully understand it when I made it. I was working from an ancient spell I found at Dzibilchaltun. I corrected it to make it work, but I did not originate it. The old wizards who wrote it may have understood it fully.”

“Nope. They understood some parts better than you, but you understood some parts better than them.”

“You mean to say that you saw those wizards?”

Dennis both nodded and did not. “Perceived. I’ve perceived everything. But we could say saw.”

“Everything?”

“Literally.”

“That explains how you learned to cast spells as Peregrine Arnold does, without word or gesture.”

“Yup. I watched Ruby learning it from Peregrine. Decades earlier, I watched Peregrine learning it from a Japanese water witch. Even earlier, I saw the witch devise the system in order to cast spells underwater. Peregrine improved it. So did Ruby. I know it better than all three.”

“Of no use to you here, though.”

“Apparently not.”

“I am still not sure what you are telling me about reality.”

“That you don’t understand it.”

“Me neither,” said Ian.

Donald did not say anything, which came as a mild surprise to everyone.

“I assume you have done the mathematics to support your new viewpoint,” said Nomik.

“All I’ve done is see it. I’ll leave the math as an exercise for Carol and Dr. Hilsat to work out.”

“If the universe is not as I perceive, what is it like?”

“You have hints already.”

“Do I?”

“A photon leaves the sun. It takes eight and a half minutes to strike the moon, traveling at the speed of light, which is as fast as anything can go.”

“Why is that?” asked Ian. “If we can send a man to the moon, why can we not send a faster photon, one that makes the trip in fewer minutes?”

“Because relativity is about things being different in different frames of reference. Remember when Nomik told me about the poker from his fireplace getting shorter if it went faster? From the point of view of a photon, that photon makes any trip in zero time because it travels zero distance. Faster than that has no meaning.”

“Are you saying the sun and moon are pressed against each other?”

“From our point of view, no, but from the point of view of a tremendous number of photons that are always making that journey, yes, which should tell you something.”

“What?”

“That distance, like time, is not what you think it is.”

“At this point, I am not sure anything is what I think.”

“Precisely,” said Nomik. “That is what Dennis is telling us. We perceive a model of the world in our minds, but the model is only that, a model. He is saying the underlying reality is very different.”

“I am,” said Dennis.

“All right,” asked Nomik, “what is reality then?”

“I never actually understood that.”

“Which is why you returned sane.”

“It is.”

“But Cory understood,” said Ian. “That is why he went mad, and ultimately, why he had to die.”

“Yes.”

“Did Cory ever tell you what it was he saw?”

“Yup. He saw a wave. The whole thing is a single tremendously complex wave.”

“A wave? A wave in what? What is waving?”

“If I had understood that part, I suspect I’d be crazy.”

“Cory saw the truth of all reality,” said Nomik. “But you chose to return before you figured it out?”

“Uncle Ian advised me to before I left.”

“Did you, Ian?”

“Yes, I guess I did. I told him to come back before he went completely mad.”

“And you are sure you are not mad?” asked Nomik.

“Positive.”

“Then perhaps we should go home,” said Ian. “The longer we stay here, the more uncertain I feel about my own existence. I am worried about Donald. He has stopped talking entirely.”

“You miss his madness?” asked Nomik.

“In so much as it was a symptom of his presence. I do not believe a transdimensional state is a good place to remain.”

“I could not agree more.”

“Shall we go, then?”

“I wish we could.”

This observation brought a pause.

“No magic?” asked Ian. “Is that the problem?”

“My intention had been to hold Dennis here safely until we could be certain of his sanity. Then I would take us back using a spell I had written for that purpose. Since magic does not work here, there is no purpose to that spell.”

“Try it anyway,” said Ian.

Nomik did. The spell was long. Nomik delivered it with care, although he had difficulty determining whether or not he had actually made the gestures. And was he really speaking or merely thinking. Had they been hearing each other’s thoughts all this time? At any rate, nothing happened.

“Are we trapped here?”

“I am afraid so.”

“Why did you bring us here if you were not sure we could get back?”

“It occurred to me that Dennis might cast the spell to destroy the universe, using his new abilities to keep the casting hidden from me. He was behaving like a madman.”

“My fault,” said Dennis. “I was excited about being back in our universe. I was happy I’d made the transition sane.”

“You behaved insanely to celebrate your sanity.”

“Yeah. In retrospect, not such a good idea.”

“Definitely not,” said Nomik, “but I share the blame. I should have found a way to test this spell ahead of time. Methods occur to me now. I might have left a magical device in our world to bring us back after a prescribed period.”

“But you did not?” asked Ian.

“Sadly, no.”

“I suppose I should be blaming myself in some way.” Ian sighed. “Perhaps I will later.”

Donald did not speak. People looked around. They had a sense that Donald was there but could not determine a direction. “Dad, where are you?” asked Dennis. “Dad, say something.”

“I think he is over here,” said Ian.

“Over where?”

“Where I am.”

“Where are you?”

“I am not sure.”

“Are you butt-naked boys ready to come inside?” This voice stood out clearly for multiple reasons. Firstly, it was a woman. Secondly, it had been accompanied by the sound of a door opening. Thirdly, it had come from an identifiable direction. The contrast with their talk made the men aware of how much their conversation had lacked direction, not only philosophically but physically.

They turned. Really turned. They saw the door. “That’s what this place needed,” said Dennis.

“Agreed,” said Nomik. “But who is this?”

“Ian, care to do the honors?” asked the woman.

“Nomik Motchk, allow me to introduce QiLina.”

32 — Interview with Nomik Motchk

While the pilot waited, the interviewer mentally noted characteristics of Zendakortha’s teleportation gates. Chambers were arranged not by destination but by size. Passengers might go to a nearby town while a similarly sized group departed from an adjacent chamber for another planet. The interviewer had seen this in the past, but not having traveled off-world before, e had not thought about it. Now, e felt such detail would add context to the article e was working on.

Or maybe e was only delaying. E felt nervous about beginning this journey, which was understandable, considering e was going to interview a god.

At last, the pilot had to say, “This way, please. We are on a schedule.” When e said, “we,” e meant emself, or perhaps eir industry, but it was true of the interviewer as well.

“Oh, yes. Sorry.” The interviewer joined the pilot in a windowless booth. The walls were white with black pinstripe sensors, as was the floor below them and the glowing ceiling, a design intended to make obvious any unwanted insect guests that might have chosen to accompany them. By ecosystem law, such creatures must be detected and removed.

The booth could comfortably accommodate a few people, but the interviewer was traveling alone. The pilot stood at a panel beside the door. “May I see your ticket?”

“Certainly.” The interviewer raised eir tablet so the pilot could view the screen. “I’m going to Caliban. Have you been?”

“I have, although I don’t really know the place. Just the gates.” The pilot examined the offered document. “No luggage?”

“None. Day trip. Doing an interview.”

“Fine then.” The pilot pressed a button on the panel. The light over their heads turned to amber. A low, steady tone began to sound. Outer and inner doors slid closed with clicks as bolts were thrown. The pilot held eir face close to a lens on the panel. E was identified. The amber light turned bluish. The tone changed pitch.

A number from the tablet transferred to the panel. The name Caliban and a string of additional information appeared. The pilot examined this and then pressed a second button. A device that was once thought of as magical pulled dark energy through the pilot to do its work. The blue light turned white. The tone stopped. Bolts were withdrawn. With another button press, the pilot opened the inner door. The outer was already tucked aside. “Here we are.”

“And now we’re on another planet.”

“Moon, actually,” said the pilot. “A moon of the planet Uranus, which orbits Sol. Same system as ancient Earth, the home of all humanity. Or so they claimed when Earth was habitable.”

“I felt very little motion.”

“That’s because we didn’t move. The universe rearranged itself around us.”

“I suppose I knew that, but I did feel something.”

“The change in gravity.”

The interviewer stepped toward the door. “Goodness. I’m light as a feather.”

“Caliban is a small moon. Not a lot of mass.”

“And that makes me light?”

The pilot nodded. “It does.”

“Where do I go next?”

“Down this corridor. Use the handrails. You should find an attendant at the desk.”

“Well then, thank you.”

“Have a good day.”

“You, too.”

The pilot closed the doors and responded to a call for transportation on another world.

The interviewer rolled the tablet and slid it into a tube attached to eir arm. E would not use its recording features. Later, when needed, a nanodrug would allow em to recall every word e heard with absolute accuracy, assuming e used it soon enough before the inevitable blurring of memory.

The corridor was lined with richly colored material that showed a veining pattern suggesting it was made from some sort of plant. The interviewer had read about this and seen images, perhaps of this very location, but it was exciting observing something as exotic as wood in person. The railing, also wood, ran the length of the corridor, offering handholds to help the interviewer keep eir feet on the floor. It was strange, and a little creepy, touching material that had once been alive.

The attendant at the desk wore stiff clothing that covered em from head to foot. Only eir face was visible. “You must be here to conduct the interview.”

“You know about that?” Through various apertures, the interviewer’s own clothing revealed a majority of eir skin, a fact of which e was suddenly more aware than usual due to contrast with the attendant.

“I do. You are on the schedule.”

“Good. How do I get to the home of Nomik Motchk?”

“You are in it. Welcome to Caliban, Fifth of the Temple.”

“Thank you.” The interviewer bowed in acknowledgment of this use of eir formal title. “Am I to understand that Motchk lives in the spaceport?”

“It would be more accurate to say that Caliban’s spaceport is inside the home of Señor Motchk. We are a small world here.”

“I see. When will I have the opportunity to speak with Señor Motchk?”

“Immediately would be best. E is painting in eir studio.”

“I’m sorry. I don’t mean to interrupt eir artistic process.”

“No interruption. E thought the studio would be an appropriate location for your conversation.”

“Very well, then. Am I acceptably dressed?” The interviewer waved a hand around eir thighs. “Is this too short?”

“That would be for the citizens of your homeworld to say. As far as we are concerned, you’re fine. Señor Motchk is waiting.”

“Which way?”

“Through that door.”

“Thank you.” The interviewer approached the indicated door. It did not open. E saw no control panel or detection eye. E stood before it for a moment, uncertain what to do next.

The attendant rose. “Here, let me.” E twisted a handle and pulled the door open. “There you go.”

“Thank you. How is that done?”

“You turn the knob,” The attendant demonstrated, indicating the movement of the bolt. “You swing the door on hinges. It is an ancient system. Señor Motchk is fond of such things. See this?” The attendant touched a switch protruding from the wall. When e flipped it down, it made a clicking sound. The lights above their heads went off. E flipped the switch again, and with a click, the lights came on.

“Fascinating.”

“What are you doing?” called a voice from far inside the room. Its source was hidden behind large canvases on easels.

“Sorry, Nomik. I was showing off your light switch.”

“I suppose someone wants it for a reliquary?”

“Could be. Your interview is here. We are entertaining a Fifth of the Temple of the Eighth Doll on Zendakortha.”

Nomik Motchk’s head appeared among the canvases. “Zendakortha? Where is that?”

“Mekalatasa system. In the Sombrero galaxy.”

Nomik moved between the easels. “Another galaxy? The Fifth has come quite a distance.”

The interviewer was struck by this use of the concept of distance to reference a teleport through space. E shared that unusual viewpoint and would be sure to include the quaint detail in eir article. “Yes, a long way.”

“Welcome, Fifth.” As Nomik approached, e moved with ease, ignoring available handholds. Of course, the interviewer realized, an inhabitant of this moon would be well used to the low gravity. Nomik extended eir hand. The interviewer did not raise eirs in response. Nomik frowned. “Do they not touch hands in the Mekalatasa system?”

“We do. It’s just . . .”

“Awestruck?” asked Nomik. “Is that it?”

“I suppose it is. I knew what I was getting into, but I’ve never met a god before.”

“Nor have I, despite the opinions of my worshippers.” Nomik lowered eir hand untouched. “Have you never met QiLina, then?”

“No.” The interviewer answered firmly. “Never.”

“Odd. That witchard gets around. Zendakortha a little out of the way, is it?”

“QiLina has visited there, but centuries before my birth.”

“Any plans to interview em after you do me?”

“That would be quite an . . .” The interviewer choked back the word honor before it could escape eir lips. “Quite an experience.”

“Oh, QiLina is an experience, all right. But so am I. Would you like to see what I am working on?”

“Working on?” The interviewer tried to keep the horror from eir voice. “You mean relative to QiLina?”

“No, no. Nothing like that. Nothing dangerous. No murder in the works today. I meant my art: a painting for one of my temples.”

This statement brought astonished silence on the part of the interviewer. Then e recalled eir profession. “I wasn’t aware that you did paintings for your own temples.”

“Almost nobody is. Until now, I have kept it fairly quiet. Anonymous donations.”

“How long have you been doing this?”

“Not long. A thousand years or so. Would you like to see the one I am working on?”

“Very much, if I may.”

“Come around here.” Nomik disappeared behind a large canvas. The interviewer followed. “I started doing these because I kept seeing work that, while well-meaning, ranged from inaccurate to fantastic. Over time, it was getting worse. A friend suggested, if I was so displeased with what the iconographers were doing, I had the skills to do my own.”

“A friend?”

“Yes, I have friends. That one is long dead of old age, but I have made others since. Does that surprise you?”

“No. I mean, I suppose I hadn’t thought about it.”

“Good that you are here, then. Find out what Nomik Motchk is really like. What do you think of this?” Nomik indicated the canvas.

“Oh, my,” said the interviewer. There was reverence in eir voice. “This is the moment when you first met QiLina.”

“It is.”

“Then, that would be your study.”

“Yes.”

“With the piles of clothing on the floor.”

“Exactly where they fell.”

“So, in the transdimensional state, you were truly all completely naked?”

“As the day we were born.”

“Was that part of the symbolism of the moment? Was your meeting with QiLina a rebirth for you?”

Nomik contemplated eir painting of four nude males being coaxed by a female toward a doorway into the world. “Never thought of it that way, but I can see where someone might.”

“This space around you and the others?” The interviewer waved eir hand over a white area on the canvas. “Will you be doing that in gray?”

“Do you think I should?”

“It is traditional.”

“I suppose it would be. Dennis Broome’s opinion would carry weight with you people. When we discussed it later, e did remember the transdimensional state appearing to his eye as a shade of purple-gray.”

“And you didn’t?”

“I recalled it being white, as you see here.”

“Is that right? What did the others say?”

“Donald was incapable of expressing emself at that time. Later, e said e remembered it as black, but that may have been a reflection of eir mental state that day. E was guilt-ridden.”

The interviewer nodded. “Because of eir assassination of Ruby.”

“I would not use the word assassination. And it was more the million colonists who died that bothered em.”

“What did Uncle Ian see?”

“Ian Urquhart insisted e had no sense of the transdimensional state at all, no color or form, which, when you think about it, was probably the more accurate report. We did not let em get away with that, though. We used to claim e had seen it in Scots plaid.”

“What?”

“A pattern associated with Ian’s ancestors. Brightly colored lines perpendicularly crossing.”

The interviewer laughed. “That would make for an interesting artwork.”

“It would. Should I do it? A twisting plaid, perhaps?”

“Would your clients appreciate that?”

“No. Despite my being an eyewitness to history, they will not take work that drifts too far from tradition.”

“History, yes. Do you see yourself as historical?”

“I always thought I would be.”

“Surely not always. When you attempted to preliminate the human race, you thought you’d be forgotten along with the rest of us.”

“I am always working to eliminate the human race, but that will take time now that we are spread so widely throughout space. And there is QiLina to kill first.”

“I mean the initial time you tried to do it, before the Assumption of QiLina-Ruby.”

“Oh, yes. The asteroid. I had almost forgotten that one. Well, aside from then, I had expected to be historical, but what took me by surprise was the theological interest.”

“Theology seems appropriate if you’d forgive my saying so. You created the Eighth Doll. E created our reality. You are the immortal Grandfather of Creation.”

“I created the Eighth Doll. Then e destroyed us both and recreated me. Then I created em again because e had arranged for me to be hurt so badly that I felt I had to. Then e created QiLina, or at least made QiLina what e is.”

“The Eighth Doll’s Avatar, Protector of Existence.”

“Right. And Will Hilsat is in there somewhere. I intend someday to uncreate the entire lot of us. So, yes, I get the whole gods and goddesses thing.”

“Goddesses?”

“Female gods.”

“Why would there be a word to distinguish female gods from males?”

“We used to do that sort of thing.”

“I see. When you first met the goddess QiLina, what was that like for you?”

“I was glad to see em. Can you believe that? E was rescuing us from my mistake. At the time, I did not yet know that e and Ruby were one being with the Eighth Doll. When I heard the whole story, how the Eighth Doll had mashed them together so e would have more power in our universe, I pointed out to QiLina that they had murdered a million people in the process.”

“How did e reply to that?”

“QiLina said I had to see it from the Eighth Doll’s point of view, to see everything across all of spacetimeprobability. The Eighth Doll knew those million people better than any of us ever would. E knew every hair on every head and cared about them all. But e also knew the trillions who would come after because of the extension of the human race through the Avatar’s interventions. E knew all of their hairs, too. Both groups were just as real to em. It was the trolley problem on a cosmologic scale.”

“Trolley problem?”

“An ancient philosophical puzzle. A conveyance called a trolley is speeding down a track toward three bound victims it will kill. There is a switch. By throwing the switch, the three are spared, but a fourth individual bound to the alternate track will die in their place.”

“Why are these individuals bound to the track?”

“Another thing we used to do. The puzzle is, do you throw the switch or not?”

“And the Eighth Doll threw that switch.”

“E certainly did.”

“It sounds like the right choice.”

“There is a variant on the puzzle. Instead of throwing the switch, you push a fat person off the platform onto the track to eir death, thereby blocking the trolley and saving the other three. The math stays the same, yet many people who would throw the switch will not push the fat person.”

“I can understand that.”

“Then you should understand why it was wrong to kill that million. They were there already. They were real.”

“But as you said, from the Eighth Doll’s point of view, so were the trillions”

“So QiLina said. I reminded em of our point of view, which should have been eir point of view, particularly since the murder of the million took place before QiLina was merged with eir master.”

“At the instant of the merger, actually.”

“Which QiLina pointed out. E had had no say in the matter, and e could have left it there, but e did not. E approved the murder of the million with a smile so broad that I made a note of it. E explained that the reason e had been chosen as the Avatar was because of eir innate willingness to kill in a good cause. More than willingness. E likes it. Before e became the Avatar, e had a history of facilitating murders.”

“So, murder was something you had in common.”

Nomik’s face took on an expression of anger but quickly softened as e thought about it. “I have never murdered anyone, but I must admit, I tried. Always in a good cause, of course.”

“What about Buluc Chabtan? You killed em.”

“Bacabian legend. Or perhaps an accident. I barely remember the incident, but I know my target was QiLina. It always is and always will be. I will get em someday.”

“Why are you holding hands?”

“What?”

“In the painting. Everyone is holding hands.”

Nomik looked at the painting again. “Yes. That detail is correct. Movement in a transdimensional state is technically impossible. It was not until QiLina took my hand that I was capable of motion. Then I took the hand of Dennis. E took Ian’s hand, and only then was Ian able to locate, with some difficulty, Donald. We pulled ourselves back into the dimensioned world along that chain.”

“Symbolic of the chain of humanity in fivespace.”

“Again, nothing I had intended, but appropriate. Our conversation that day included Dennis explaining how a person is not merely a path in spacetime but a cloud in spacetimeprobability. E and QiLina together went on to speak of overlapping clouds, how one person’s cloud can merge with another, how any two people can be connected through a chain of persons each of whom recognizes the next link in the chain as being a variation of emself.”

“A central tenet of our faith,” said the interviewer. “We are, in a physical sense, all one being.”

“At one with the universe,” said Nomik. “I never cared for the idea.”

“I suppose you wouldn’t,” said the interviewer. “Yet there it is in your painting.”

Nomik sighed. “My art and I have been known to disagree.”

The interviewer looked around em at the other canvases. E found many scenes familiar but made fascinating by new details. Here was the trial of Donald Broome on Heaven at the moment of the escape. Had it really been so comical? Nomik had even depicted emself as a magical charlatan with a tin-star wand, a turban, and a deck of playing cards peeking from a pocket. In the next painting, Donald and Uncle Ian were catching up to Denny on Peachy. There was Nomik again, but who was that person beside Denny waving eir hand?

“Oh, what is this?” The next painting was of a beautiful person, distinctly female, wearing a collar with a leash that extended back into darkness where a horned demon held it in eir huge red paw. “An allegory of some sort?”

“A memory,” said Nomik.

“Quite a memory! But you can understand why I see it as allegorical.”

“Can I?”

“The person, being nude or nearly so, would represent the innocence of pure intellect: the naked truth. While behind em, that beast lurking in the darkness would be the monster of the id. If this is a memory, I must wonder where you saw such a sight. Is it somewhere I could go?”

“You could. It was not a doomed planet like Heaven, but your interpretation hardly jibes with fact.”

“I’m sorry.”

“No apology. The artist must accept that viewers will bring their own experience to a work. This person was all business. E became a planetary administrator. That beast was eir lovefriend for a while. The beast got a degree in hospitality management and eventually married a geologist. That is what I see here. Art is the artist’s vision made manifest, yet I understand it will be other things in the gallery.”

“Or the temple?”

“This is not for a temple. Or a gallery. This is for me. Paint and canvas do not last. I do a new one of these every millennium or so to keep the memory fresh.”

“The memory of the person?”

Nomik nodded. “And the beast. Both were charming.”

That Nomik Motchk would see the monster in the darkness holding a female human on a leash as charming reinforced a bias in the mind of the interviewer about the immortal who seeks to be the Destroyer of the Universe, the one who will forever oppose QiLina the Protector. This painting would be a focal point in the coming article. “Nomik, do you identify with the person or with the monster?”

“Do I see myself as evil? I certainly do not.”

It was at this point the Fifth applied eir best interviewing skill. E said nothing.

“I can see where others might think of me as a monster. In order to escape my fate, it will be necessary for me to kill QiLina, who they see as the Defender of Humanity or some such title. But a man must have the right to die.”

The interviewer continued to exert eir skill.

“I acknowledge that I have dark thoughts. Are mine darker than yours? Probably. Darker than the typical human being? Again, probably. But Ruby once called me a hero because I resisted the temptation to act upon that darkness.”

The interviewer looked back to the painting of the meeting between the Protector and the Destroyer, still remaining silent.

“Yes, Ruby said that before e had gained the perspective of the Eighth Doll’s vision, that whole Cloud of Being thing. Perhaps there is a cloud of creatures in spacetimeprobability who would recognize each other along chains of identity that link to me. Perhaps there are some out there who I would recognize as myself, derived from a common ancestral me, who have committed—are committing—monstrous crimes. But are those really me? Where is the boundary of identity to be drawn? If we are, as your faith claims, truly all one being, those crimes are yours as well as mine.”

“Universal guilt and innocence are a part of our beliefs,” said the Fifth, “but what do you believe?”

“There is a connection between this instant in spacetimeprobability and an infinite number of others, including a subset full of people who might recognize each other as Nomik Motchk, but that does not mean the entire bloody mob is me. Dennis told me about an alternate reality where I did terrible things for my own amusement, but e also told me those alternatives are not separately real. There is only one reality with amplitudes of probability, but even that is not what is actually going on.”

“Are you saying there is or isn’t some alternate reality?”

“I asked Dennis that question. E answered yes and no.”

The interviewer nodded eir head reverentially. “The Sacred Superposition of All Things.”

“Even worse. The superposition itself both does and does not exist. Apparently, the ultimate answer to every question is maybe, but if you assert that uncertainty, the universe will again fail to offer confirmation.”

“This is doctrine, but you still haven’t answered my question. What do you believe?”

“I believe in the me of the moment. In any instantaneous location in spacetimeprobability, that instant is what is real, at least for me. Any I beyond that is another thing or non-thing or both. But in this moment, I am that I am.”

“What about your memories? Don’t they make you that person in your past? And don’t your plans connect you to yourself in the future?”

“My memories and my plans have something in common; they exist in this moment. They are physical activities inside my head. The now is what I know. Let me tell you a secret, Fifth. The reason I can answer your questions is because I do research into my own past. I can tell you about that day when we entered the transdimensional state because I recently reviewed my files. I do not remember it. I look these things up in my notes before I start a painting. Even memory drugs cannot pull back such ancient thoughts. For example, I have no record of Will Hilsat’s middle name. I keep thinking it is important somehow, but I can find no note.”

“Hilsat? You mentioned that name before. Who is e?”

“E invented teleportation.”

“I thought you and Ruby were the inventors.”

“Were we? Perhaps we were, but not according to my files. Really, how should I know? I have been worried that you would ask me how it was that Donald Broome recovered eir sanity.”

“Why would that worry you?”

“Because I have no idea how it was done. I keep backups of backups of backups, but in a billion years, something is bound to be corrupted. That fact got lost somehow, both to me and to your church. The only sense in which I have a genuine memory of Donald Broome is that I recall having looked em up before. My past is dust that holds no meaning for me.”

“You remember QiLina well enough to want to kill em.”

“QiLina, Ruby, the Eighth Doll, those I know because those I still have to deal with.” Nomik waved eir hand at the paintings around them. “The rest of Nomik Motchk from this ancient era is as much a story to me as it is to you. I know who I am now. That is my only true identity. I can read about my mentors, the Father and Grandfather, but I cannot shed a nostalgic tear. A million years after they died, I had no place left for them in my head. I have lived a thousand times that long since, and that billion years is only the beginning.”

The interviewer was moved. E thought of eir own ancestors and what it would mean to forget them. “For the first time, I think I understand your enmity toward QiLina. In making you immortal, they really have taken something precious from you.”

Nomik nodded, but then e smiled. “Do not take it so hard, Fifth. I intend to assert my right to die, but not today. Painting gives me pleasure. So does chatting with someone like you. So does making plans to kill QiLina, even if it will take me eons. I have lost much, yet my life is full.”

The interviewer wiped a misty eye. “I am glad to hear you say that.”

“Still, even if I cannot remember em, I wish I knew what happened to Donald Broome.”

33 — Inside Donald Broome

The simple entryway was tastefully decorated. An impressionist painting of brightly colored flowers hung in the living room. The furniture was comfortable and charming. “We are obviously in the mind,” said QiLina, “of a man long married.”

“What makes you say that?” asked Ruby.

“His wife’s influence is everywhere manifest. I’d bet her mind looks much like his. This, for instance.” With a wave, QiLina indicated a Queen Anne chair upholstered in green and white brocade. “Would you expect to see that in the mind of a single man? Assuming he was heterosexual?”

“I can’t see it,” said Ruby.

“Neither can I.”

“No, I mean I can’t see what you’re pointing at.”

“The chair. Right here.”

“I can’t see anything. I’m blind.”

QiLina looked around and then down at the child by her side. “So you are. Your eyes are as blank as that orphan girl in the funny papers. And why are you a child again?”

“Because only half my mind is in your universe, I suppose. The half you best recall. How do my ears look?”

“They appear to be missing. Can you hear me?”

“I hear you from inside your mind, not his.”

“I see. Do you hear that squeaking noise, then?”

“All I actually hear is whatever sound enters your real ears. In Donald Broome’s mind, I’m deaf.”

QiLina guided Ruby to a chair and then sat in one herself. It was as comfortable as it appeared. “I must say, you’re rather creepy this way.”

“Sorry about that. Can’t help it. From inside your mind, only one of us can cast the spell to enter this representation of Donald’s mentality. Only you are really here, if anyone can be said to be really in another person’s mind. What you see of me is your spell’s way of representing my presence with you in spirit.”

“I’m effectively alone, then.”

“Afraid so. I can make suggestions based on what you tell me, but healing Donald is up to you.”

“Doctor QiLina is in.” She laughed. “I suppose any patient aware of my past would be disturbed by that news.”

“I have great confidence in you, Doc.”

“Wish I could say the same. Despite my long history with the medical profession, vaccine research and the like, I have never taken up the scalpel. Not with the intention of doing someone good, anyway.”

“Why does this not surprise me?”

“The blind girl is Little Miss Snippy.”

“I am aware of your past. All of it.”

“While I am not aware of all of yours. Just the prostitution part.”

“And whose fault was that?”

“I bear no responsibility for what you did after I was out of the picture.”

“You made me what I was.”

“Tremendously successful? Yes, I suppose I bear the blame for that. Now that I think of it, I have done some medical work. Doctor QiLina kept you and your friend Sapphire, Emily and Rose back then, beautiful and healthy.”

“You tried to murder Rose.”

“I merely facilitated. My candidate to be the murderer backed away from his assignment.”

“Thanks to my intervention.”

“That’s right. You chopped up my murderer’s mind with your misapplied gardening spells.” 

“His brain had structural flaws that made it impossible for him to empathize with his victims. I fixed that.”

QiLina scowled. “The same way you fixed me?”

“A similar technique. I cut you off from your motivations. The Eighth Doll has given you better ones.”

“Lucky me. Why don’t you whip out your magical shears and repair Donald Broome?”

“His problem is not structural but psychological. And anyway, you are the active witch on scene.”

“You ruined a perfectly good murderer, but you can’t help an injured policeman. This bias in your skill set leaves you sadly useless.”

“I was good enough to save Rose’s life.”

“Yes. It was Rose who nearly murdered Rose.”

“True enough. But your fault, again.”

QiLina smiled at the memory. “And while we’re on my favorite subject, Nomik pointed out that the Eighth Doll murdered you twice.”

“Always in a good cause. I forgive her.”

“He also mentioned the small matter of a million dead colonists. Not a terribly effective advertisement for your colonial settlement business.”

“That was necessary. The Eighth Doll considered all the options. Bringing either Will or Nomik to the rescue had disastrous long-term repercussions. There was no way around it. We did everything we could to ease the blow. I sent food concentrates to every hungry planet.”

“What did you do for Peachy?”

“In a few centuries, an insanely dangerous religious cult was going to spring up among its colonists. Saving their environment was impossibly complex and would have nourished the seeds of madness already planted among those farmers. Prolonging their existence would have meant even more of their descendants to destroy later. We had to let them go eventually.”

“How convenient it must be to see the future. You can justify any evil by claiming it works out in the long run.”

“The way you did when you funded vaccine research with your murder-for-hire business?”

“Now that you mention it, I suppose I could have fallen in love with the Eighth Doll without your witchcraft. We have so much in common, she and I.”

“You will be happy together.”

“That was cheating, you know.”

Ruby assumed an air of innocence. “What was?”

“Casting a spell like The One from a universe with its own time dimension, trapping me eternally in love with the Eighth Doll. Despite its deceptive advertising, love was never meant to last. And doing it when you already had control of my mind, so I could not help but let you in? The whole thing was terribly unethical. I call it magical mind-rape.”

“Good that you had been so awful, then. I could never have done such a thing to an innocent victim.”

“You really are Little Miss Snippy.” QiLina laughed as she said it. “And a monster.”

“I learned from the best.”

“You’re welcome.”

Ruby nodded, blindly acknowledging her mentor’s gift. “Shouldn’t we be doing something about Donald Broome, or are we just using his head as a place to chat?”

QiLina relaxed back into her chair. “I wouldn’t mind a conversation. You and your omniscient friend have been pushing me around ever since the day you died. We haven’t had the opportunity for a face-to-face.”

“I suppose a few more minutes of madness won’t do Donald harm. What do you want to talk about?”

“Why must I go for long walks, flapping my arms like an idiot and doing highly irregular deep breathing exercises?”

“You know very well. Tiny modifications to the initial conditions of the atmosphere have significant effects on weather, and weather affects everything, but the system is extremely sensitive. The Eighth Doll and I need to run experiments. We want you comfortable with being finely controlled. You are a precision tool. We must become expert in your use.”

“Much as anyone would enjoy being thought of as a tool, that was not the meaning of my question. I know I’m influencing the weather and other things besides, but with what ultimate purpose? Am I really expected to believe the Eighth Doll’s single design is to make the universe cushier for Nomik Motchk?”

“Yes, but you must remember that this is the second Eighth Doll.”

“Wouldn’t that make her the Ninth Doll?”

“No, because each exists only in her own reality.”

“I was joking. Nomik did mention that other Eighth Doll, but I’m not sure I understood what he was talking about.”

“That Eighth Doll was charged with protecting the continued existence of consciousness and the universe. She couldn’t do that in her reality, so she created ours. In that other reality, you and I never met.”

“Are you saying there is another reality somewhere in which I am a free woman, not the Eighth Doll’s love slave?”

“Is love really so terrible for you?”

“I am in love with someone I will never see, or smell, or touch. I can only hear from her through you. I love her desperately despite not being entirely certain that she exists.”

“Is love not enjoyable, then?”

“I didn’t say that. I’m enjoying it. Perhaps that’s the worst part. I’m trapped in that moment of initial love, a perpetual romantic thrill. And I know she loves me just as much. I see her as flawless. I want nothing so much as to obey her. As a person with a naturally rebellious nature, I find the whole thing difficult to take. I’m happy as a clam but must admit some envy of the unbound me in that other reality you mentioned.”

“That specific reality was undone by a Spell of Unweaving. Its existence comes to a terminal point that parallels our past.”

“What is that supposed to mean?”

“It means, even if you were there, you aren’t there now. Nobody is.”

“What about that other Eighth Doll?”

“She sacrificed herself to save us all.”

“Save us how? By creating this new version of her who exists to keep an arrogant billionaire alive and well?”

“Yes. Since Nomik couldn’t happily survive in a universe alone, the side effect of caring for him is that we must preserve the human race and the universe that holds it, thereby achieving the original Eighth Doll’s goal.”

“But what about me?”

“You’re going to live forever or something like it. Eternally in love with the Eighth Doll. Eternally obedient.”

QiLina winced. “But why? She clearly has the power to influence things on her own, especially over the long term. Why does she need to control me?”

“Partly because you make things easier for her. She can control an atom. You can go for walks. Breathe the air. Kick over garbage cans. Talk to people. Cast powerful spells. Make big things happen quickly.”

“You said partly. Do I have some other purpose?”

The blind child nodded deliberately, an effect that made QiLina squeamish. “Nomik Motchk needs purpose in his life. If he’s going to live eternally, he needs eternal purpose. We’re doing everything we can to make him hate you. Killing you becomes his goal. It gives him something to do.”

“Ah, that’s why you told me to smile and approve when he spoke of the death of a million colonists. You want me to be his quest down through the ages. He is to be a glorious knight, and I will be his dragon.”

The child nodded again.

“How long does this chase go on? Eternity?”

“Not actually, as it turns out. Change, as I know you know, is the universe’s one immutable law. You and Nomik are clouds of consciousness in spacetimeprobability. Those clouds are thick right now but will thin over the eons. Eventually, they trail to a stop, indicating your deaths in all possibility coordinates. But that will be a good long time from now.”

“Are we talking centuries? Millennia?”

The child laughed. “Much longer than that.”

“Oh, goody. Nice to have an assured future.”

“Nobody ever had more. Now, shall we get to work?”

QiLina sighed. “I suppose so.” She stood and looked around. “Where is that horrid squeak coming from?” She walked to the window. “Next door, perhaps.”

“What’s next door?”

“A police station.”

“Bet his wife’s mind doesn’t have one of those.”

“It appears to be closed. All boarded up.”

“Oh, poor Donald,” said Ruby. “He loved being a policeman.”

“How would you know? I thought you only met him a couple of times. You held him with a Spell of Silence the first time, and the second time, he blew your brains out before you could have a conversation.”

“I can see his entire life. That is, the Eighth Doll can.”

“Then she should be able to see the solution to his problem.”

“She has. It’s you. She hasn’t given me details.”

“How very irritating. And speaking of irritating, that damned squeak will drive me mad.”

“Mad? Like Donald? That squeak might be our target. Remember, I can’t hear it. Try to track it down.”

QiLina explored the house. She found she did not need to lead the child. Despite being deaf and blind, Ruby had no trouble staying by her side. “Good sized kitchen. And over there, we have a laundry room. He must help out around his real house.”

“Good for him.”

“The backyard has a horseshoe pit with a viewing stand. He takes the game seriously.”

Ruby laughed. “Remember that guy who had a full-sized football stadium in his backyard?”

QiLina joined the laughter. “That was a case, wasn’t it? His kitchen was a pub in a glass-walled skybox. Obsessive, no doubt, but a man who enjoyed what he enjoyed. You have to respect that.” As their laughter died, she became even more aware of the squeak. She followed it to the base of a staircase. “I think it’s coming from upstairs.”

“The bedrooms,” said Ruby. “That makes sense. His madness must disturb his dreams. We’re on the right track here, I think.”

At the top of the stairs, the corridor was blocked. “Oh, dear. No getting past this.”

“What are you seeing?”

“A gigantic wooden cylinder. A barrel blocking our way.”

“I don’t understand. Give me more detail.”

“There’s a pole extending from the ceiling to the floor in the middle of the upstairs corridor. A huge wooden cylinder has its axis on that pole. It is slowly spinning. As it goes around, it squeaks like the very devil.”

“Is there writing carved into the cylinder?”

“There is. How did you know that?”

“I believe you’re seeing a prayer wheel.”

“A what?”

“The words inscribed on the cylinder are a prayer. Each time the cylinder is turned, it is the equivalent of the prayer being spoken. You must have read about them. They have them in Tibet, among other places.”

“Oh, yes.” QiLina looked the cylinder up and down. “Those were smaller, though. You turned them with your hand.”

“The biggest ones weigh tens of tons.”

“Do you get your statistics from the Eighth Doll?”

“From my reading. You’re the one who made me go through every book in every library.”

 “Good for me. I wonder what keeps this thing going around. Perpetual motion?”

“I can guess. What does the writing say?”

“It says, ‘Please don’t shoot.’”

The blind child nodded. “Thought so. Powered by guilt.”

“That squeak is intense.”

“See if you can stop the wheel.”

“Good idea.” QiLina reached out a hand. When that was not enough, she tried both hands at once. Then she went back downstairs, took a cushion off the couch and brought it up. She shoved the cushion between the wall and the side of the cylinder. The cylinder slowed for an instant but then dragged the cushion around it and spun freely again.

“What’s happening?”

“Not much. I lost a couch cushion. The wheel turns slowly but with a lot of force. I’m not giving up yet.”

“Donald will appreciate your persistence.”

QiLina went down again and came back up carrying an ice cream chair from the kitchen. She wedged one of the feet of the chair between the cylinder and the wall. The chair’s wire legs bent. The cylinder kept turning. She watched the legs flex in time with the squeaking.

“Progress?”

“None. But I’ve noticed something. Every time the damned thing squeaks, it swells a tiny bit. Then it shrinks again until the next squeak.”

“Makes sense. Guilt reinforcing guilt. A pattern of obsession. Can you tell if the overall trend is for the cylinder to grow?”

“Not sure. Could be.”

“If it swells large enough to damage the house, the effects on Donald could be permanent. We must stop it.”

“I’m going to try a spell.”

“Which one?”

“Immobility.”

“Not sure that will work. Remember, this isn’t really a turning cylinder. The whole house is an analogy for Donald’s mind.”

“Who taught you that?”

“You did.”

“Then shut your yap while I give this a try.”

“All right.”

QiLina cast the spell. The cylinder’s motion was unabated.

“How’s it going?”

“I have a new idea.” QiLina went back downstairs to rummage through cupboards.

“Where are we? What are we doing?”

“The kitchen. We’re looking for something.” QiLina opened a door below the sink. “Ah, this should do.”

“What?”

“Something I haven't seen in years: a jar of bacon drippings. Different as Donald and I may be, we must have had this in common in our upbringing. His mother and my mentor both saved bacon fat.”

“What do you need fat for?”

“I’m going to lubricate that wheel. Get rid of that infuriating squeak.”

“I’m not sure Donald’s guilt spinning more freely is what we’re after.”

“That’s because you’re deaf. I’m the one who has to listen to it.” By this time, QiLina was back at the top of the stairs. Between squeaks, she pulled the ice cream chair free from the gap, straightened it as best she could, which wasn’t all that well, and stepped up onto the seat. With the legs bent, the chair was rather wobbly, but she managed to smear a quantity of bacon fat onto the axle of the cylinder. She was pleased to see grease oozing down into the wheel’s hub. In only a minute, the squeaking stopped.

“What’s going on?”

“Your mentor is enjoying a moment of silence. You might have the consideration not to disturb her.”

The child did not respond. QiLina looked down to see that Ruby’s mouth was now as absent as her ears. QiLina smiled and nodded her approval.

It occurred to QiLina that in all the years she had spent magically exploring houses representative of people’s minds, she had never taken a nap on someone’s mental couch. This might be the opportunity for a first. Too bad a cushion had been lost behind the wheel, which, she now noticed, was spinning faster in its lubricated silence. But as it did so, it was shrinking. It was soon small enough for her to slip around it into the upstairs corridor. There was the cushion on the floor, but now the beds would be available.

With Ruby in tow, QiLina made her way into a bedroom. “King-size bed. They sleep together, and that’s important to him.” The bed looked inviting, but she found herself more drawn to closets. “A suit and tie man. He dresses professionally. Probably even in his dreams. Then this next must be his wife’s closet. Oh good, negligees and teddies. Rather naughty cuts. Something to keep the romance alive. I’m liking your killer more and more.”

Ruby did not respond. QiLina saw the child’s mouth was still missing. “I was only joking about the silence. Now that the squeak is gone, I wouldn’t mind your talking.”

Ruby shrugged as if to suggest this absence of a mouth was not within her control.

“Fine then. Not like I don’t get to hear enough from you out in the real world. Let’s have a look at the children’s rooms. That is, I’ll have a look and tell you about them.”

QiLina went back into the corridor. She looked around. “It’s gone.”

“What is?”

“You have a mouth again? How nice. You look better with it. If there were only something we could do about those eyes. Sunglasses, perhaps. Hard to keep them on without ears, I suppose.”

“What is gone?”

“The prayer wheel. The corridor is empty. Oh, no, here it is in a little wall niche. It’s down to a reasonable size. And it has stopped spinning.” QiLina gave the wheel a turn. It spun easily in silence but stopped after half a minute. “I think we’ve done it. This niche will be a permanent part of his home, I imagine. He’ll never forget those people, but they won’t dominate his thoughts.”

“This is all analogy,” said Ruby. “What was the bacon fat? What did you actually do?”

“No idea,” said QiLina. “I just have good instincts. Perhaps I should consider a career in psychiatry.”

“That might work. Assuming I was always with you to keep you out of mischief.”

“What a horrid thought! That’s how it will be, isn’t it? I will spend eternity doing good with you always at my side to stop my having any fun.”

“Depends on what you mean by fun.”

“You know. The sorts of things we used to do back when I was boss.”

“In that case, yes.” The blind child giggled. “An eternity of unadulterated goodness. How dreadful for you.”

QiLina shuddered.


“Give me a hug.”

“Dad, I’m a grown man.”

“So was I every time I ever hugged you.”

“He has a point,” said Ian.

Dennis thought for a moment. “Yeah, I suppose so. OK.”

Dennis tried to begin the hug hesitantly, but his father would not have that. Donald waved Ian in to join them, which he did. Although a hug is not magic, there is power in it almost beyond explanation. Three men stepped apart knowing they had exchanged something words would not express. They added words anyway.

“You’re a hero, son. You saved my sanity by going farther than any distance. I’ll never forget that.”

“I’ll accept your gratitude, but QiLina is the one who saved your sanity.”

“Where is she, then? I need to thank her.”

“Gone,” said Ian. “You fell asleep right after she was done with you. Slept more soundly than you ever had since we returned to earth.”

“I do feel refreshed. I don’t want to be an ingrate.”

“We barely had time to thank her ourselves,” said Dennis. “She and that companion of hers, Sapphire, insisted on leaving immediately.”

“QiLina said they had important garbage cans to kick over,” said Ian. “Whatever that means.”

Dennis nodded. “It means they have a universe to shape. You don’t have to feel bad about not getting to thank her. She and her master do things for their own purposes. QiLina could have helped you the day Ian first went to see her, but the Eighth Doll wanted a faceless face-to-face with me first. If they hadn’t had some need for a sane Donald Broome, I doubt she would have lifted a finger for you.”

“Seriously?” asked Donald. “What kind of people are they?”

“The kind who deal in planetary populations over the course of eons. The Eighth Doll chose QiLina as her avatar because she needed the sort of person who could sacrifice a million people to save a billion without it bothering her sleep at night.”

“I can certainly understand the burden of that guilt.”

“It wasn’t your guilt, Dad. They set you up for it.”

“I know that now. Even so, I’ll never forget those colonists.”

“QiLina already has, or she will soon enough. She likes to say, ‘When I leave a town, I leave it. I don’t drag along the people left behind.’ She will apply that principle to planets.”

“I hesitate to speak ill of the woman who just saved me, but that kind of thinking is what leads to crimes on the largest scale. To concentration camps. To wars. To genocide. Dennis, you understand that, don’t you?”

“I am sure he does,” said Ian.

Dennis nodded. “On her own, QiLina could be the greatest villain ever to terrify a world, but she is never on her own. Not now. She never will be. The Eighth Doll controls her completely.”

“Maybe that is who I need to thank,” said Donald.

“Yes,” said Dennis, “but you don’t have to. Firstly, she knows exactly how you feel. And secondly, she didn’t help you for your own sake any more than QiLina did. She has plans for you, for me, for all of us.”

“What kind of plans? How do we know we can trust her any better than we trust QiLina?”

“Before QiLina was wrapped up by Ruby, that witch existed only to please herself. QiLina was a seducer, a corrupter, a murderer. Also an educator and a philanthropist. But good or bad, her own desires were her only motivation. The Eighth Doll, on the other hand, is magically compelled to protect Nomik Motchk. She understands that, despite his independence, he cannot survive long without the human race around him. She will always do us good in the long run because she must. Because Nomik created her that way.”

“So, Nomik is the man in charge. In that case, he has no reason to whine about his situation.”

“He created her that way because he was forced to by circumstances arranged by another Eighth Doll in another reality, which she had to do because of the spell another Nomik used to create her.”

“Sweet Jesus,” said Ian. “Is there anybody in this story who is not being compelled by someone else?”

Dennis laughed. “The whole thing comes about because Nomik, not our Nomik but the one in the other reality, came across a set of spells written by a wizard who called himself Utafiti Kutatas. If anyone can be said to have originated the chain of events by which we all find ourselves dragged along, it was Utafiti, and thanks to a mistake with a Spell of Unweaving, Utafiti never existed in the first place.”

“Who is doing all the dragging, then?” asked Ian.

Dennis shrugged. “Fundamentally hard to say.”

“Is it God?” asked Donald.

Ian nodded. “What do you think of that, laddie? Did the Eighth Doll tell you anything? From her universe, looking back on ours, what did you see.”

Dennis shook his head. “They say God is the easy answer when you don’t really know the answer.”

“Where did you pick up a saying like that?”

“On Hell.”

“Figures,” said Donald.

Dennis laughed. “The Eighth Doll wonders where it all came from, just like we do. She doesn’t have to worry about the meaning of her life, though. That she knows. Take care of Nomik. Protect humanity. Keep the universe rolling along.”

“A comforting thought.” 

“In its limited way,” said Ian. “Little meaning is left over for us.”

“And I need a meaning,” said Donald. “I suspect we make our own. I feel like getting back to work. I want a case. I miss investigation. We should be home checking the answering machine. See what’s come in. Of course, my wife will want a bit of my time. Can’t say I have a problem with that idea. Not that I don’t like Mexico. Beautiful country. I never imagined it would be so beautiful. But home and work are what I really crave. Don’t you?”

“Agreed” said Ian. “Work would do us good. I enjoy an investigation. Although, to be honest, you do all the investigating. I just kibitz.”

“Ah, but it’s insightful kibitzing.”

“Sorry,” said Dennis, “but I will be needing some of my mentor’s time. Ian, you and I are going to travel.”

“Where to?”

Dennis looked up to the ceiling. “Everywhere. I intend to reestablish the colonial transportation system. Take up where Ruby left off.”

“Son,” said Donald, “you don’t need to do that. I’m all right now. The past is past. I’m ready for the future.”

“So am I, Dad. The Eighth Doll has shown me my future. We aren’t just going to fix the problems that arose from Ruby’s death. We will start new colonies. The galaxy is waiting. And beyond.”

“Beyond?”

“Living the short lives we do, our galaxy seems stable to us. Ruby and Nomik were satisfied with a couple dozen colonies around the Milky Way. But when you see it from the Eighth Doll’s viewpoint, you are reminded that we ride a temporary whirlpool of stars in the midst of an explosion. We need to reestablish the teleportation network and to colonize other galaxies. Those are very far away. Teleportation is going to need a lot of development. And I wonder if scrying stones would work over such distances, so we never lose complete contact again. Just like you, I have work to do.”

“That sounds great,” said Ian. “Not sure it is for me, though. After Heaven, Hell, and Peachy, I have seen enough of space. I did not find it inviting.”

“But you will,” said Dennis. “You and Dad haven’t worked your last case yet, but you haven’t seen your last planet either. The first place we are going is a world called Bacab. Uncle Ian, I promise, they will love us there.”

Part Four: Gratitude

34 — Author's Afterword

If I ask my readers to picture a four-dimensional spacetime continuum, many of you may recall a complicated scientific explanation, a 3D grid of clocks, or perhaps a diagram of the sun and earth rolling on rubber sheets representing gravity. Instead, try remembering a birthday party. This will work because every birthday party you have ever attended took place in a four-dimensional spacetime continuum. If you would imagine what 4D spacetime looks like, go to the window. There it is.

At the end of Unweaver, I pointed out the reader was “trapped eternally in each moment.” I said this because it is true. A promise was made that the sequel might bring liberation from this fate. However, Unweaver: Before and After, while enjoyable to write, and, one hopes, to read, failed to resolve the problem raised by living life in the world revealed to us by Dr. Einstein. Here in this collection of Denny and Uncle Ian Stories, a solution is proposed, though perhaps not as satisfying as one might wish.

Science tells us the past and future are all one broad field with no sharp dividing line called now. There is a now, of course, just as there is a here, but neither here nor now are absolute locations in spacetime. Yet there is more to the story: the elusive quantum.

It will take hard thinking on our parts to truly understand what physics is telling us. Our perception of the world, like QiLina’s perception of Donald’s mind, is only an analogy for what is really going on. We see the house around us and the mountains in the distance because that is what we expect: our sensory input interpreted in the light of the model in the mind. Relativity has told us every moment is eternal, but quantum mechanics has added that what we perceive is not exactly and exclusively what is happening. Perhaps each moment has its alternatives, if not in other realities, then in some other kind of other of which we do not yet know how to think.

As for planning for the future, none of us will ever know the complete consequences of our actions nor the advantages and disadvantages raised by our moments of joy and suffering. Our butterfly reality being what it is, each of us may, in some seemingly small moment of decision, murder millions or save their lives or both, and we will never know it. The only advice your author can give is to repeat what was said at the end of Unweaver: since each moment truly is eternal, try to make the best of them you can for yourself and those around you. And if that is not good enough, perhaps in a universe that insists on change, even this flawed eternity may someday go away.

Peace.

Oh, wait. There is the small problem of the letdown at the end of a trilogy. If you feel you have had enough, thank you for your more than generous attention. Depart with my blessing. But some find it hard to say goodbye to a world one has long inhabited even if only in one’s mind. For those readers, I offer one more story, that of the boy in the ceiling above Denny and Cory’s rooms: a tale of Gozio and The Grandfather.

35 — Gozio's Miraculous Year

“Those are yours, Grandfather.” The Father pointed to a bowl. Every wizard, apprentice, or guest had a dozen grapes to eat, one for each stroke of midnight welcoming the New Year. “Make a wish upon each grape.”

The Grandfather frowned. “I know that. Do you think me a child? It is only superstition.”

The Father leaned in close. “Our entire company is jolly. Even the servants. Only you are not in the spirit of the occasion. What troubles you?”

“Someone I should have killed.”

The Father shook his head and laughed. “Only you would look back on a year and think he had not killed enough men in it.”

“One man in particular.”

“Patience, Grandfather. There is always next year to kill your enemies.”

“I wish I was certain of that. And he is not an enemy.”

“Then why kill him?”

“He has the power to do something terrible.”

“So do we, Grandfather.”

“Yes, but we are wizards. We know what we are doing.”

“Do we?” The clock struck. The Father began consuming grapes, each accompanied by a silent wish, most for apprentices’ successes.

The Grandfather also ate. He made a single wish, repeating it on each grape. After the stroke of midnight, he sat quietly, letting a few minutes pass just to be sure. Then he questioned his premiere apprentice. “What year is this?”

The Father laughed.

“I am serious. Tell me the year.”

The Grandfather’s somber tone reminded the Father that they were both time wizards. “Oh, dear! What have you been up to?”

“The year! Tell me.”

The Father called to a child, a future apprentice being escorted to bed now that the excuse for staying up was over. “Nomik, tell the Grandfather what year this is?”

The boy stopped, made a formal bow to his masters, and declaimed what seemed an official pronouncement. “This is the year one thousand, nine hundred and six.”

The Grandfather yielded an audible sigh of relief. He took up a glass of wine and indicated the Father should do likewise. “Please forgive my mood. All is well. Happy New Year.”

The Father joined in the toast, amplifying it for everyone in the room. “Happy New Year! Welcome one thousand, nine hundred and six.”

The Grandfather drained his glass. He was smiling, yet there was sorrow in his eyes. He watched the last of the children leaving. “Remind me to speak with you tomorrow.”

“My pleasure,” said the Father. “On what topic?”

“Time and science. A journal article you must see.”


One year earlier to the day, the Grandfather and Gozio watched Nomik, candle in hand, descending steep spiral steps, a task requiring the small boy’s full concentration. The Grandfather mocked Nomik’s intensity. Gozio laughed. The Grandfather called, “Nomik, when you reach the bottom, do not look back. Nothing up here you need to see. Nobody you know. In fact, at this location, there is no up.” Sure enough, a century and more would pass before Nomik looked up that way again.

“Gozio, tell me about your toy.”

The child held out a tiny wooden cart. “Papa carved it for my piñata. My birthday piñata, not the Christmas piñata.”

The Grandfather, who was not Gozio’s real grandfather, or even Nomik’s grandfather, nodded. “Thought so. It is not fair having a birthday so close to Christmas.”

“Mama says I’m special because I was a New Year baby.”

“You are special, Gozio. Especially to me.”

Gozio had never had a conversation with the Grandfather before or even known the old man was aware of his existence. It was a surprise when the Grandfather sent Nomik away but kept Gozio in the room at the tower’s top. Villagers often told him he was special, but that a master of the hacienda where Nomik would be apprenticed had even thought of Gozio was unexpected.

“Five years ago,” said the Grandfather, “the first day of 1900, I heard of your birth from the servants. It set me thinking of how a life fits into time. Those thoughts became a plan and then a spell. Do you know what a spell is, Gozio?”

“Something witches do?”

“Yes.”

The old man was amused by the pride with which the child threw back his shoulders. “Mama says there are no witches in our village.”

“Your Mama is correct, although she has no way of knowing that. She lives a life without real witches. Or wizards, usually.” As the Grandfather said this, he touched the candle on the desk. The flame moved onto his forefinger. He passed the burning flicker back and forth between his hands until it blazed on all ten fingertips.

Gozio’s eyes grew wide. “You’re a magician!”

“A wizard.” The Grandfather sucked fire into his mouth, plunging the room into darkness, and then blew light back onto the candle. “Nomik will be one someday. He will do better tricks than this.”

“Will I be a wizard?”

“No, Gozio. Like most people, you have no magic in you.”

“Why not?”

“If everyone had it, we would not think of it as magic. The non-magical are not allowed to know of real magic. I can tell you this because I will manipulate your mind so that you can never reveal these facts.”

The child looked to the stairs his friend had descended. “Mama will be worried. I should go.”

The Grandfather touched the boy’s trembling shoulder. “No.” The shoulder steadied somewhat. The Grandfather raised his hand. “Do you like music?”

Gozio nodded hesitantly.

From beside his desk, the Grandfather pulled up an accordion and played a tune popular in the middle of the previous century. Gozio clapped his hands and danced in a tight circle, all thought of escape fading. Far below, little Nomik could not guess where the music came from, although he recognized the calming magic in it.

“It was this accordion that inspired the shape of my new spell. Gozio, I have a birthday present for you. I will accordion your life.” The instrument squeaked as the Grandfather squeezed it shut. “You will be the first person to live in pleated time. I plan to give you sixty more years, all in 1905. Everyone skims the surface of a lifetime. You will know this single year in depth.”

Gozio’s gaze was uncomprehending, but the child did not need to comprehend. The spell, which had taken five years to craft, was cast so quickly Gozio hardly saw it happen. Time wizards can do that if they wish.

“I cannot send you home to live decades among your people. Different ages of you would bump into each other, requiring impossible explanations and producing dangerous causal loops. You will leave Mexico and come back for your tenth year but at an orphanage far from this valley. In fact, you are there now. You must travel the world all your days to avoid running into yourself.”

Gozio nodded an acquiescence having nothing to do with free will.

“I can be with you this day and certain others in our futures. We must have no contact beyond that. I have chosen a reputable institution where you will spend this sixth year, another for your seventh, and so on, each under a different name. On your fifteenth birthday, you are on your own except for these rules and my rare visits.”

“What will Mama say?”

“Your Mama and everyone whose memory of you ran so deeply it could not be entirely eliminated will remember Gozio as a boy born on the first day of the year 1800, one drowned in the river a century ago.”

The Grandfather gathered the child in his arms. He carried Gozio down the steps and out of the hacienda so quickly that no one saw them leave. The boy did not have time to grab his birthday present. He regretted having lost the gift, although he soon forgot everything about the man who gave it to him.


On February first, 1905, a ten-year-old received a visitor at the orphanage, an old man not claiming to be a relative. Officials later thought they had forgotten his name, but in truth, he never gave one.

“How are you doing, Gozio?”

“My teachers say I’m smart, even if I don’t know much.”

“Interesting assessment. I want you to think back. What has your life been like, particularly this year? Since your age is even-numbered, you are living backward.”

“I don’t know what you mean.”

“Do you remember what you did this summer? In 1905. The summer of your tenth year.”

Gozio shook his head. “Summer hasn’t happened yet.”

“What about autumn? Do you remember the Day of the Dead? What did you do to celebrate?”

Gozio poked his tongue out of his mouth and held it gently in his teeth to help him think.

“Christmas? Where did you spend Christmas?”

Gozio gazed up to the ceiling, but the effort brought forth nothing.

“Any Christmas. What do you usually do at Christmastime?”

Gozio shrugged.

“Do you have memories at all? Is it possible you recall last month, your birthday and the New Year?”

“We played Enchantment. I didn’t know anybody here because I was new that day, but I made a friend named Diego. We agreed to disenchant each other so we could run most of the time. The game was fun. Then we ate cake. I got these shoes.”

“Enchantment without magic. Amusing. I suppose you always make new friends at your birthday.”

“Yes. My birthday is always in a new place. Last year it was the orphanage at an old church in Brazil and the year before at a new government school in Finland.”

“You remember your birthdays, your New Years, but not your summers?”

“I guess so.”

“Strange. You cannot recall the future even when it is in your past. I had not anticipated this, but that is why I do research. Do you recall what it will be like living this January backward? Will it feel different than the year before?”

Gozio shook his head. “I don’t understand.”

“Perhaps I have come too soon. I will see you again in March. You will be fifteen. That will not be a backward year, but you may have more to tell me anyway.”


On March first, 1905, a carpenter’s apprentice received a visitor. “Do you know who I am?”

“You’re that wizard who came to see me in one of the orphanages. I almost didn’t believe in you anymore. Why do you wait so long between visits?”

“It must seem long to you. From my point of view, I saw you a short month ago. It is the structure of a spell too complicated to explain when you were five or ten.” The Grandfather picked up a pencil. On a board, he drew a line meandering back and forth. Then he drew a diagonal across it. “To make this work, your life and mine weave together in time, intersecting at predefined nodes. I do not understand all of it myself. This is my research, and you are my . . .”

“Guinea pig?”

“Intelligent probe and partner in a grand experiment.”

“Guinea pig.”

“What I most want to know is how you get along when you live backward.”

Gozio had been shaping the board. He rested his block plane on its side. “How do you mean?”

“When you were fourteen, it was one of your backward years. On March first, what was it like to remember March second? In those years, can you foretell the future of your friends? Can they foretell yours?”

“I don’t think so. How could I remember tomorrow?”

“Because you had just lived through it.”

“Well, I don’t think I remembered it.”

“I find that difficult to understand. Even to believe. When I visit next month, for you five years from now, you will be living backward again. Pay close attention to the details of your life.”

“By then, I’ll be a carpenter.”

The Grandfather kicked at the deep pile of wood shavings at his feet. “Yes, I see, but try to be more than that. Be an observer of the world. Do that for me, guinea pig.”

“I’ll try, partner.”


“This year, I’m twenty. Even,” said the ship’s carpenter. “If what you say is true, I should recall the future, right?”

“I would expect that.”

“At sea, many days are too alike to tell apart.” The ship heaved. The Grandfather, being a landsman, nearly lost his footing. Gozio reached to steady him. “Careful, partner.”

“Whatever possessed you to take a job at sea?”

“I need to spread my years around. Be in different places. It was you who taught me that.”

“Yes, but I did not mean everyplace at once. Well, perhaps I did, but not by constant motion.”

“This work gives me a chance to see the world and pick places where I can live.”

“Your decisions, I suppose. I cannot live your life. That is why I needed you to live it. And pay attention to it. What do you remember of this twentieth year?”

“Yesterday, I badly banged my thumb with a hammer. See, it’s still purple.”

The Grandfather examined the offered thumb. “Sure enough. By yesterday, what do you mean?”

“Same as everybody else. A sailor who saw me hit it reminded me this morning to be more careful.”

“Did you guess about the thumb when you saw the color, or do you actually recall the incident?”

“I remember that I cursed. When I was an apprentice, one of my masters told me it was impossible to bang your thumb without cursing, and cursing is wicked, so I should develop a habit of not banging my thumb.”

“Sound advice.”

“You’d think I’d follow it.”

“I do not understand how you remember yesterday when you have not lived it yet. Is it possible I made a mistake in the spell?”

“Maybe you did. I’m aware of the difference between myself and other men, how I live my life in a single year, and I pay attention to that life, as you requested. You say I’ve lived tomorrow and not lived yesterday.” Gozio held up his thumb. “Yet yesterday is what I recall.”


In May, the Grandfather was happy to find Gozio living on land, even if he was in the United States. They met in a Philadelphia coffee shop. Gozio seemed to have settled in, an easy immigrant in a nation of immigrants.

“Any problem learning English?”

“When I was a child, you put me in a different country every year. The experience has left me with a gift for languages. I can live anywhere.”

“Even this brash, mongrel territory?”

“You say that as if the US situation was unique.”

“Not at all. I am painfully aware of immigration into Mexico. Europe isn’t sending us their best, you know.”

“I must be somewhere and never anywhere I was before since I’ll still be there. Adrift on a magical ocean of time, I slosh around the planet. A strong human current flows into the New World.”

“Poetic image,” said the Grandfather, “but time flows like a river, not an ocean. Poets have understood that for centuries.”

“I don’t understand. Are we on the bank of this river or riding on it in a boat? Does it flow past us, or do we flow along with it? How does time flow for me?”

The Grandfather looked puzzled. “I recall something about not stepping in the same river twice. Like any analogy, we use it for insight without making great demands upon it. This river of time goes in one direction, straight through the years, but I have used magic to make your river meander. We know that works because at the beginning of 1905 you were five years old and also twenty-five. I have examined my spell in detail. There is no doubt about it. In your even-numbered years, you pass through time backward.”

“Being twenty-five, I should be going forward this year.”

“Pity, too. I have an experiment I want to try. Alternating years may understandably confuse your memory, but you do not move backward only through days. Minutes and seconds also flow that way. Next time we meet, I will cut your thumb with a knife and see if you bleed before the blade touches your skin.”

“Swell. That gives me something to look forward to.”

“We make sacrifices in our quest for knowledge.”

Gozio leaned back in his chair and burst into a lilting song. “Oh, you may sing 'till echoes ring, of the lives so glad and free, but college life, the knowledge life, is the life of all for me.”

“What? Are you thinking of going to college?”

“Just a song some friends sang at a party.”

The Grandfather paused over coffee and then leaned forward. “Strikes me as a good idea, college.”

“Seriously? I think I might enjoy that. What would I study? Do they have classes about time magic?”

“They know nothing of real magic, but anything that gets you to think more deeply is worth my investment. I can make funds available.”

“You’re on, old man. College life for me.”


June first found thirty-year-old Gozio in Graz, the second city of Austria. “My memory isn’t what you expected, but it’s strange enough. On the first of January, all I recall is a collection of January firsts: New Year hangovers but nothing of the parties causing them.”

“Others have had that experience.”

“Fortunately, people assume I’m still drunk. What I am is baffled. By the end of the day, I have a full set of memories of such bafflement, including your original orders to me. Slowly, the year fills in. The memory of your orphanage visit when I was ten, which arrives on February first, brings a lot of it together. Today, I remember winters and springs. I’m eager to see a summer.”

“Do you remember that college education I paid for?”

“Yes, excluding autumn terms, but by Christmas, I’ll have all of it again.”

The Grandfather shook his head. “You find nothing in the future too memorable to forget?”

“This being June, if I was ever anywhere exciting in a July, I don’t know about it, although I will by August.”

“Did you give up carpentry once you had your diploma?”

“I got the education, the parts I can remember, but having to switch schools and change my identity every year interfered with paperwork on the degree.”

“You are still a carpenter?”

“I’m a lot of things. If this folded life has taught me anything, it’s flexibility. A stable career and permanent relationships are out of the question. I make friends quickly, but you’re my only lasting connection, and I see you one day every five years.”

“No romance, I suppose.”

“Hardly. I’m limited to flings. Marry me, darling. I’ll be yours until December thirty-first when I have to vanish because I can’t accompany you into 1906.”

“My fault, I am afraid. But we secretive magic users face similar difficulties. We are not family people.”

“Yet you’re the Grandfather.”

“Something of a joke. The Father was my first student. He and I have no children, only our apprentices. And, in my case, you.”

“I’m not a magical apprentice. Am I a son to you? I thought I was a guinea pig.”

“A bit of both, perhaps. Speaking of which, this is a backward year. Let me cut your thumb.”

“It won’t work. I’ve tried it.”

“Your perceptions could be biased. May I have your hand, please? I must see for myself.”

“I suppose you must. With your research as my inspiration, I studied science, so I understand empiricism.”

“Good for you.” The Grandfather pulled out a pocket knife and unfolded it. He pressed the blade into Gozio’s digit deeper than Gozio thought necessary. Blood welled up as the incision was made. “How did that feel?”

“Painful, but the pain came after the cutting. How did it look to you?”

“As if you were moving forward in time, which you cannot be. I do not understand it.”

“My professors taught it’s when our experiments surprise us that knowledge offers itself.”

“Knowledge of our ignorance.”

“Knowledge of what we should explore next.” Gozio, anticipating the experiment, had a bandage ready and wrapped it on his thumb. “But now, Grandfather, I’ve something else to offer you. We have, as always, only a day together, but June first in Graz is the perfect day.”

“How so?”

“You’re here for the opening of the General German Music Association festival. We’ll attend a program including Gustav Mahler conducting his own work.”

“I have read reviews. One of those difficult modern composers.”

“Ah, but this evening isn’t a challenging symphony. We’ll hear Mahler’s lieder. Do you speak German?”

“I can, if need be. I have a spell.”

“Excellent. Mahler has songs on the deaths of children, his Kindertotenlieder, that are particularly moving.”

“The man has lost children?”

“No. Art often borrows emotion. The children were lost by another man. A poet. Mahler’s kids are fine.”


In July, at the age of thirty-five, Gozio had a purpose. “We’re going to bring back the bison.”

The Grandfather took in a view of vacant American grassland. “Back from where?”

“From near extinction. Dr. William Hornaday, director of the New York Zoological Park, estimates only hundreds of the animals remain. In the last century, tens of millions lived here. For thousands of years, human populations were sustained by them. Early European travelers wrote of stopping for days as a river of buffalo crossed their path.”

“My mentor,” said the Grandfather, “used to speak of that.”

“Yes, I understand bison went as far south as Mexico.”

“Back then, Mexico came farther north to meet them.”

“I suppose it did. Was your mentor called the Great-Grandfather?”

“Never. I called him sir. And that very respectfully. Doing so helped me stay alive. His name was Eugenio. Well, not his real name. Like you, magic users do not use their real names.”

“Why not?”

“Certain spells take advantage of real names. Keeping one’s name secret protects from such dark magic. It is good that you keep your name hidden. Your friend Nomik will change his name someday.”

“Who?”

“Nomik. Your contemporary, although he is still a child. You were young and would not recall him. Never mind.”

“So, you’re known as the Grandfather in order to hide your name?”

“A detail of wizardcraft, which is not your profession. Tell me about these bison you will be bringing back.”

Gozio waved a hand before the grassy vista. “Today they exist in zoos and on the lands of ranchers wise enough to protect a handful. Dr. Hornaday used to hunt and stuff them to preserve them for the Smithsonian museum. Now he thinks it better to keep them alive. He is forming an American Bison Society. President Roosevelt, another hunter, is a founder. The Society is who I work for.”

“Doing what?”

“Everything I can as fast as I can since at the end of each year I must choose another name and country. I’ve learned to throw myself into projects.”

“Should you be here at all? You have lived in the United States before. You must not meet a younger you.”

“The US is big enough to hold a few of me.”

“Where else are you keeping yourself?”

“Everywhere. I’ve set a goal of living on every continent. I still have to do Asia, Australia, and Antarctica.”

“Where are you in Africa?”

“Morocco one year. Egypt another.”

“Nothing farther south? I had an ancestor, I am told, who was a fisherman on Lake Chad.”

“Is it a good place to live?”

“It is. You should visit someday.”

“Maybe, for your sake, I’ll be there five years from now.”


On August first, 1905, Gozio and the Grandfather met in China. “I anticipated Lake Chad.”

“The life of a fisherman is repetitious,” said Gozio. “This being a backward year, my idea was to visit places and events that’d be hard to forget.”

“I see you truly are a thinking partner in my research. Good for you! Did you do anything memorable?”

“I saw a war.”

“This thing with the Russians and the Japanese?”

“Yes, sir. I traveled with the Japanese as a newspaper correspondent.”

“Did you meet that novelist who was here?”

“Jack London? The Japanese gave him the boot before I arrived. I’ve read his articles, though. Poured over back issues of the papers. Had to. Couldn’t very well explain the reason I knew so little was because last year I was four.”

“I suppose not. You would have turned five and forty about the time that Russian fortress fell.”

“Port Arthur was taken early in the year, before I got here, but I saw the clean-up.”

“And what was that like?”

“Horrific. Trenches full of the dead. Bodies strung on barbed wire. Hand grenades and machine guns create a bloody mess. It hit me hard, as things do in Januaries when I have little experience of the world.”

“Europe would never tolerate such barbarism,” said the Grandfather. “I still cannot believe the Japanese could beat the Russians. Did you see that coming?”

Gozio puffed in disgust. “I must have seen headlines about Sandepu and Mukden in earlier passes through this year. I hoped I might have an instinct for anticipating news, but the battles came as complete surprises to me.”

“I have grown used to your inability to see your past while it is in my future, but I still do not understand it.”

“Get this,” said Gozio. “I wrote an article after Tsushima detailing how crazy it was for Russia to think they would beat the Japanese with a fleet supplied by way of the Baltic Sea and the Horn of Africa. I said their madness was born of a false sense of racial superiority.”

“Nothing false about it,” said the Grandfather. “Russia should have won.”

Gozio gave the Grandfather a doubtful look but did not correct him. “Anyway, a few weeks later, I had the damnedest feeling I was guilty of plagiarism. I was sure I’d seen the theory somewhere else. Then I figured it out. That must have been the day a younger me, not knowing this year’s assumed name, read my own article in a newspaper, and the memory only then came back to me.”

The Grandfather laughed. “We have invented a new type of déjà vu. Perhaps, to carry information from one year to the next, you could keep notes.”

“I’ve tried, or at least I remember planning to. Since this isn’t December, I can’t know yet why it failed, but every January I begin the year with pockets as empty as my head. Was that part of your spell?”

“It was not,” said the Grandfather, “and it baffles me.”

“If I could find a way to recall tomorrow’s stock market reports, I could be a wealthy man. I’d share the money.”

“Wealth holds no interest, but if you ever recall the future before it arrives, no matter how insignificant the detail, I want to know.”

“Naturally.”


A roaring fire sent hot air up into a yellow bag of varnished silk. Gozio and the Grandfather walked past.

“Santos-Dumont’s next machine is going to fly.”

“It is not.”

“What makes you so certain?”

“Wizards have tried for millennia. Flight is impossible.”

Gozio looked around for a counterexample, but nobody was in the air yet today at the Aéro-Club of France's flying grounds in the Parc Saint Cloud. “Men fly. I often saw them that year when I covered the war.”

“Balloons. Not men. Not machines.”

“Men with kites and gliders. Dirigible balloons.”

“I do not know that word.”

“Dirigible means capable of being controlled.”

“Ah,” said the Grandfather. “Then, all men are dirigible.”

“Men are in control. Santos-Dumont has been known to bring his balloon down in a Paris street on his way to morning coffee. He won the Deutsch prize by flying a dirigible from here to the Eiffel Tower and back in under thirty minutes. Soon men in flying machines will perform similar feats.”

“Do not volunteer to test one.”

“Afraid you’ll lose your guinea pig?”

“The history of magic is full of careers ended in some witch or wizard’s attempted flight.”

“Don’t witches fly on brooms?”

“Hush!” The Grandfather glanced cautiously about, although encountering a sorceress in the Aéro-Club was unlikely. “If a real witch heard you say that, I hate to think what she might do.”

“Witches disapprove of flying?”

“Of brooms. Many early witches were domestics. These days, they are touchy on that historical association.”

“I’ll try to remember.”

“Knowing your memory, good luck.”

“Nothing wrong with my memory. Ask me anything about the first eight months of 1905.”

The Grandfather laughed. Gozio joined him.

“Say,” asked the Grandfather, “you really think this Brazilian will invent the flying machine?”

“He’ll win the next big prize, the Archdeacon. As for inventing the flying machine, the credit goes to the human race. Sir George Cayley wrote the book on flight a hundred years ago. Even before then, and definitely since, many men in many countries have made advances. Someday someone will claim the credit, but if he has a shred of honesty, he’ll paraphrase Newton and declare, ‘I have flown so high because I launched from the shoulders of giants.’”

“You sound certain. Do you absolutely know Santos-Dumont will win this prize?”

“I expect he will, but I’m not remembering the future. If all goes as planned, his attempt will be next year.”

“Ah,” said the Grandfather, and nothing more. Both men were aware that Gozio could never recall 1906 since he would not be alive to see it.


“You’ve come to Brno at a bad time.”

“We meet at times determined by the spell. I have no control over that.” The Grandfather picked up a copy of Annalen der Physik from the kitchen table. He began to thumb through it but quickly put it down. “You have always known I would arrive on October first of your fiftieth year.”

Gozio hung his head but then raised it through inflation of his chest by a deeply indrawn breath. “Sorry, Grandfather. Not your fault. And although I set the location, not mine either. I anticipated your visit and looked forward to it, but things today have not worked out as planned.”

“Why? What has happened?”

“František Pavlík was bayoneted by the authorities.”

“Who?”

“Nobody. Another carpenter like me. But it’s my fault.”

“They bayonet carpenters in Moravia?”

“They bayonet people who make the mistake of demanding the establishment of universities.”

“This fellow wanted one?”

“Lots of fellows do. František heard me speak of the advantages of a college education. He joined in today’s demonstration.”

“You blame yourself for his presence at the action and his subsequent injury?”

“The wound is deep. He may not survive.”

“I am sorry, but it was I who suggested you go to college. You could as easily hold me responsible.”

Gozio shook his head. “If František dies, he’ll be forgotten. This year that you’ve made the entirety of my life is filled with such people. I’ve known some who I expect to be remembered: inventors, composers, politicians, men and women of grand plans. But they’re shiny little fish in an ocean dark and vast. We flicker and are gone.”

“I see. Your friend’s injury has you thinking of your own mortality.”

“As does your arrival. You serve as a reminder that I'm entering the autumn of my life. What happens on December 31, 1905, fifteen years from now?”

“You die, as all men do eventually.”

“Even you?”

“Oh, yes. Much of magic is intended to extend the magic user’s life, but my apprentices all learn that we cannot live forever, and we cannot raise the dead.”

“How old are you?”

“A great deal older than I look. I will live a good long time, but my death awaits as inevitably as any man’s.”

“You don’t know the day?”

“Does it bother you that you know yours?”

Gozio looked out a window. The street was busy with people going from place to place, giving each other news of the day’s events. “How could a request for better education have come to such a bloody conclusion?”

“Authorities like requests to be submitted humbly.”

“I suppose so.”

“Is it the unexpected element, the surprise of this threat to your friend’s life, that worries you?”

“He’s very young.”

“You will live longer than many born in your village, and you know the day of your death, so you may prepare for it. Some might see these as advantages.”

Gozio scowled. “I’ll have time to say my goodbyes, but to whom will I say them? The only old friend I have is you. Will you be there?”

“The structure of the spell is such that the last I will see of you is December first while you are sixty. We must say our goodbyes then, a month, or five years, before you die.”

“Really?” asked Gozio. “It’ll be odd not having a visit from you to look forward to.”

“One less reminder of mortality. If I appeared on your final day, you might view me as death himself.”

“Sorry, Grandfather. This day’s news created my bad mood. I wish somehow František’s sacrifice would be remembered, but this sorrow shouldn’t stain our brief time together. Truly, I do enjoy our visits.”

“As do I, Gozio.”


“You are living in Paris.”

“Which is a joy. Don’t you love this magnificent bridge?” Gozio was leading the Grandfather across the Seine on the Bridge of Alexander III. “A structure at the heart of the French capital but dedicated to a Russian Tsar. I’m fifty years older than this bridge, although it was completed in 1900, the same year I was born. You’re the only person who could appreciate, or even understand, that paradox.”

The goal of their journey was the glass-vaulted exhibition hall of the Grand Palace of the Champs-Élysées. Their pace was relaxed, in part to allow time to appreciate the city, in part to accommodate Gozio’s expanded belly. The Grandfather felt their route too public. “You lived here before, in that year you were so involved with flying machines. You could meet yourself in the street.”

But what they met was the Nymphs of the Neva, naked copper women accented in sparkling gold, arms outstretched over the waters of the Seine. “One river’s blessing upon another.” Gozio paused to catch his breath and take in the breathtaking view. “Paris is impossible to resist.”

“You must not take such chances. I specifically instructed you to spread your years across the earth.”

“Which I’ve done. I did every continent. I even lived in India just because they call it the subcontinent. I did Australia twice, once at each end. I never got to Antarctica, but I came as close as possible. I was in Buenos Aires when Jean-Baptiste Charcot’s expedition limped in. The boat had been nearly destroyed by ice. How I wish I could’ve been on board, but the expedition launched when I was only three.”

“You must not take such chances.”

“I would’ve been safer in Antarctica than I was in China during the war. Charcot lost no lives and was, I heard, a charming man to travel with. To raise the spirits of his crew, he staged a picnic on the ice. It was so cold they had to cut the meat and butter with an axe, yet he intends another expedition. I can’t join that one either since it won’t begin this year.”

“I mean the danger here in Paris. The chance of meeting yourself.”

“I’ll be fine, Grandfather. You’ve only ten months experience with this spell of yours. I’ve been living it for fifty years. Anyway, would it be so terrible if I met me? What would happen?”

“I do not know for certain.”

“Might be worth the experiment, then.”

“Except one of the possibilities is that time would fold back on itself. Perhaps infinitely.”

“And what? Would time come to an end?”

“No, but it would not go forward anymore. As best I can tell, it would be stuck in a loop.”

“And the whole world would have to live as I do?”

“Exactly. There might be no 1906.”

“There’s nothing wrong with 1905. I’ve certainly enjoyed it. Most of it.” Gozio thought for a moment. “I’d hate to prevent Charcot’s next expedition. Or Santos-Dumont’s flight. All right, after today, for the world’s sake, I’ll leave Paris.” Gozio sighed. “But what a sacrifice that is.”

“You must be abandoning employment here. How will you survive? May I assist?”

“I have money. The later I get in the year, the more bank accounts I recall from earlier passes through each month. Sometimes, when in need, I rob myself. It’s easy to save because I begin each year having forgotten where I put my savings, although I don’t accumulate much interest. Reestablishing myself is my annual necessity. As I said, I’ve lived this way for fifty years.”

“I must trust my guinea pig’s experience, eh?”

“Relax and do so. Tomorrow, I withdraw from all of this, but today we shall see the Autumn Salon. The year I spent with airmen, I had no interest in painting, so we won’t run into me here in the Grand Palace.” They had arrived

“Classically beautiful building,” said the Grandfather. “Although the glass and metal at the top is jarring.”

“You may be shocked by what you find inside. Reports say the show includes some extremely modern works. The press has called the artists wild beasts. President Loubet declined to open the exhibition.”

“I have seen things, my boy. I can take a shock.”

The first rooms were not shocking, although the Grandfather said, “I see what you mean about modern works,” while admiring a Cézanne.

“Cézanne is an old man, Grandfather. Last year’s salon featured him. They fear he could be dead within the year.”

“I suppose we have not been keeping up in Mexico. We should update our collection. I will speak to the Father.”

Retrospectives of Ingres and Manet, artists Gozio referred to as “long deceased,” met with the Grandfather’s approval, but then came Room Seven.

For some time, the two men did not speak despite a good deal of chatter from other viewers. Finally, the Grandfather said, “Colorful.”

“Thought-provoking,” said Gozio. “See how they’ve located this room at the center of the show, so everyone will have the chance to see it more than once.”

“They want us to think about these pictures?”

“They do, and I want to know what you think.”

The Grandfather considered paintings of a seaside village depicted in dabs of primary color. “No lines. No blending of their oils. I think they need to learn to paint.”

“They have. They can. They know how to paint like old men. What they’re exploring is how to be the next generation.”

“Are you saying, in the future, art will look like this?”

“Nobody knows. Last century, the impressionists came up with a new way of painting. But then impressionism became the one new way to paint. Leading into this next century, artists have been trying to find newer ways. This show challenges them. They weren’t trying hard enough.”

“I gather you have thought about it.”

Gozio took a stance before a portrait. He raised his hand and pointed. The Grandfather anticipated some declamation about the work, but Gozio stopped at the image, a woman depicted in garish splotches.

“Any specific thoughts?” asked the Grandfather.

Gozio stared at the painting. His hand wavered.

“Care to share them?”

“I’ve seen this one before.”

The Grandfather studied the portrait. The woman’s face was green and yellow, red and pink and blue. Her ear was orange. “I have never seen anything like it.”

“No, Grandfather. You don’t understand. I’ve stood here in this room and looked at this painting. I was with friends. I pointed out how the hat barely fits inside the frame. One of my friends joked that women’s hats go up so high he should be nervous flying over them.”

“You saw this in the year you were interested in flying? That would be ten years ago. We must congratulate ourselves again on inventing a new type of déjà vu.”

“Since the memory just came to me, it’d be ten years to the day. Perhaps to the hour.”

The Grandfather needed a moment to take in the import of the comment, but when he did, he blanched. “Are you saying you are here now? You promised we would not run into you.”

“I’d had no plan to come here. The wife of my friend suggested it while we were having lunch just down the street. She was particularly taken with this painting. In fact, I believe she made us . . .” Gozio glanced around. “Grandfather, do me a favor. Look through that door. Tell me what you see.”

The Grandfather approached the doorway cautiously. When he looked, if possible, his face went whiter. “Three people. One of them is you.”

“How do I look?”

“Younger. Slimmer. Faster. Coming this way. Run!”

Gozio took off at the best trot he could manage. More of a waddle, thought the Grandfather. Gozio would not escape in time. The Grandfather stepped into the doorway, blocking it as best he could. “Gozio!”

Gozio looked up. Not fifty-five-year-old Gozio, but forty-five, the Gozio with almost no gray in his hair. “Grandfather, I didn’t expect to see you today. In fact, I didn’t know that was possible.”

“Grandfather?” asked one of Gozio’s companions. “You said you had no family.”

“Not by blood. Grandfather is an old friend. My oldest.” 

“And what did he call you?”

“Gozio. A childhood nickname.” Gozio did introductions.

“Did you two grow up together?” asked the woman.

“Something like that,” said Gozio.

The Grandfather vaguely nodded but did not speak.

“Is everything all right?”

“May I have a word alone?”

“Of course, Grandfather, if my friends would excuse us.” Gozio and the Grandfather stepped aside beneath a painting of a lion attacking an odd creature. “What’s going on? Today is the first of November, isn’t it? You should be somewhere else with some later me.”

“I should. I was. The fact that I am not is entirely your fault. You chose to live a second time in Paris.”

“You mean I’m here today? Is that dangerous?”

“It is possible I should not speak with you at all, yet I feel I must. Last month, I visited you in Brno.”

“Where?”

“Moravia.”

“Ah. I can picture that. Leoš Janáček, a Moravian composer, is doing interesting work.”

“You had a friend there. Will have. A young carpenter.”

“Will I?”

“You advise him of the advantages of higher education.”

“Good for me.”

“It gets him bayoneted.”

“Education?”

“Possibly killed. I do not know. I should have looked into it, paid more attention to the newspapers, but how could I anticipate I would meet you at an earlier time? The point is, you must not speak to the carpenter in Brno about education. Can you remember that?”

“This happened last month? Our meeting on October first?”

“Yes.”

“Then no, I can’t remember. You know how my memory works, Grandfather. The memories of earlier years arrive as each day passes. In Brno, I won’t recall this conversation until today, November first, a month too late.”

The Grandfather’s features sank. “I should have thought of that. Why is it impossible for either of us to give the other useful knowledge of the future? Here I have warned you of an impending disaster in such a manner that it cannot be forestalled. I do apologize.”

“Don’t feel bad. You’ve only some months experience with this spell of yours. I’ve been living it for forty years.”

The Grandfather huffed. “So you recently pointed out.”

“Did I?”

“You will. Gozio, I must go. I cannot spend time with you when I have so little time to spend with you. I mean, I must leave you so that I can look for you. Do you understand?”

“I do, Grandfather. Go find me. Tell me, I send my love.”

The Grandfather left the gallery, uncertain which way to turn once he was outside. He retraced their route and was relieved to see Gozio standing on the bridge beside the copper nymphs.

“Are we all right, Grandfather?”

“I believe so. We will not know for certain until the new year. If the calendars say 1906, we made it.”

“Then I’ll never know.”

The Grandfather looked at Gozio in a way he had not done before. “I am sorry. That was thoughtless of me.”

“Don’t worry about it. I’ve just had the oddest experience. I’ve been remembering your conversation with me, the younger me, as we were having it. It was almost like hearing from a distance. You tried to save František Pavlík.”

“Was that the carpenter’s name?”

“It was.”

“I am sorry that did not work. Did he survive?”

“He died a hero. Tens of thousands attended his funeral. He couldn’t have had a better send-off if he’d been the king. Leoš Janáček is writing a work to commemorate the event. There will probably be a Czech university in Brno, and those who attend it will never forget František Pavlík.”

“Still, better for one so young to have lived.”

“I don’t know,” said Gozio. “Is the value of a life to be found in its length or in its consequences?”


His starting up the pagoda steps caused a stir among the local guides. “No, Grandfather,” said Gozio, “you must take off your boots and socks.”

“Whatever for?”

“Respect for the gods. This is a temple.”

The Grandfather peered up at a pile of bricks that looked all of its thousand years of age. “An abandoned one.”

“Abandoned by men, perhaps. Not by gods.”

The Grandfather gave Gozio a quizzical glance. “You believe this superstitious nonsense?”

“I believe we can show respect for local custom.”

The Grandfather sighed, but he complied with the request. Barefooted, the two men climbed. When they reached the top, both men gasped, Gozio from exertion, the Grandfather from astonishment. On this cool December morning, sunlight caught tips of a thousand red and gold pagodas rising above dark treetops. “You were correct, Gozio. Bagan is amazing.”

Gozio nodded breathlessly.

“Makes the journey worthwhile. Good thing, too. My last opportunity to work with you. It is a backward year, yet I find myself with no experiment to try. We have no better understanding than when we started.”

Gozio had caught his breath enough to speak. “It’ll be strange living five years knowing I’ll have no more visits from my magical Grandfather.”

“You will be fine. It is I who must live with this failure.”

“Perhaps not. We may almost understand it.”

“Almost? Sixty years were not adequate for us?”

“Not adequate for the world. The men I’ve met are only beginning to figure out how time works.”

“You have met other wizards?”

“Not wizards. Scientists.” Gozio tested a brick ledge, found it reliable, and sat. “Max Planck, a German I got to know through my college connections, has been pushing the ideas of Albert Einstein.”

“Einstein?” The Grandfather scowled. “Sounds Jewish.”

“I believe he is.”

“You should not trust Jews.”

Gozio’s eyes widened. “You’ve something against them, Grandfather?”

The Grandfather nodded vigorously. “They have their dirty thumbs in every pie. Someday, the world must find a solution to its Jewish problem.”

“I’d no idea you felt that way.”

“Never came up before, I suppose.”

Gozio shook his head. “I’ve known you all my life, the one person of whom I can truly say that, yet we’ve only had a dozen days together. I wish we’d had the time to know each other better.” Gozio patted the ledge beside him.

At first, the Grandfather was reluctant to join Gozio, but then he sat. “Time is infinite, yet there is never enough. So, why is your German friend excited about this Jew?”

“Scientists have been trying to solve a problem raised by another Jew, an American named Albert Michelson.”

“See what I told you? Jews cause problems everywhere.”

“One of the advantages of a scientific fact is that it isn’t dependent on faith or reputation. No matter who makes the first measurement, others can test it.”

“And what did this American measure?”

“The speed of light. His plan was to learn how the earth is moving through the universe by seeing how light’s speed varies depending on the direction in which it’s measured.”

“Jews are clever. I will give them that.”

“Generous of you.”

“What did this clever Jew learn?”

“That the speed of light is invariant, which means either the earth isn’t moving at all, or light’s speed is constant no matter the velocity of source or observer.”

“Are either of those possible?”

“Nobody thought so, but once a thing is measured, its possibility must be accepted. What’s missing is the explanation of how that seeming impossibility happens.”

“And your German Jew thinks he can explain your American Jew’s discovery?”

“This has nothing to do with Judaism. You may as well say it’s because they’re both named Albert. A non-Jewish Frenchman named Fizeau did an experiment raising related problems. And there’s stellar aberration to explain. Albert Einstein came up with a theory that might solve them all. It’d be the craziest thing anybody ever heard if they hadn’t already heard the crazy measurements.”

“Gozio, do not end your days wrapped up in Jewish madness.”

“Galileo figured out the equations to compare two observers moving relative to each other. Lorentz came up with versions for electromagnetism. Men like Poincaré and Larmor spoke of length contraction and time changing its rate of passage. That’s an Italian, a Dutchman, a Frenchman, and an Irishman, none of them Jews.”

The Grandfather bristled. “Are you mocking me?”

“Only affectionately. This summer, Einstein wrote a paper. I have it with me.” Gozio pulled the September issue of Annalen der Physik from inside his jacket. Locating the crimped-down first sheet of the article, he turned pages slowly so that they might be examined.

The Grandfather cast a spell allowing himself to read German, but this was not enough. He wrinkled his nose in disapproval. “I avoid arithmetic whenever possible.”

“The important content is in plain language. The math is so scientists can check it for themselves. That’s a wonderful thing about mathematics. Even if you don’t trust the author, you can still trust his ideas once you do the math.”

“You understand this?”

“Especially now. By December, I have most of my college education in my head again. Despite minor errors, Einstein’s math is clear. His theory explains the light problem and, more importantly for us, opens a window on the nature of time. He throws away Newton’s scheme of absolute time and space. Different observers see different times, and if we ask what time it really is, the answer is that it isn’t. This may explain the things we didn’t understand.”

“Are you asking me to take advice on time magic from a non-magical Jew? And a mad one at that?”

“From two of them. I went to Einstein. He mentioned one of his teachers, a fellow named Minkowski.”

The Grandfather groaned and rolled his eyes.

“These are charming men, Grandfather. I wish you’d meet them. I’d take you myself, but this is our last day together, and I wanted you to see Bagan.”

“You spent this year in Germany?”

“I spend all my autumns now in Europe, mostly traveling between France, Germany, and Switzerland.”

The Grandfather stiffened. “Are you mad?”

“I know the risks, but I have no choice. Einstein’s paper wasn’t published until September. Every year, I begin with no knowledge of this. Or of much of anything.”

“You should be used to that.”

“As I get older, it becomes harder to be an ignorant and impoverished man who only recalls that he must live somewhere he’s never been before. Getting to Burma was a challenge this January. Around Octobers, I remember I have men in Europe I must speak with. By then, I have recovered my money. I can travel easily.”

“Back to places you have been before? What do these men think when you visit them and show up again the next day years older? Or younger?”

Gozio laughed. “I’m not the child you knew at the beginning of this year. It’s only elderly Gozios who visit these scientists. Fifty-six-year-old me looks a lot like sixty.”

“But the real danger is if you meet yourself.”

“I’ve ways of avoiding that: scheduled visits planned well in advance so I’ll recall them in time, patterns on my calendars, subtle marks on door frames and such. As I’ve told you, I understand this life better than you do. I’ve lived it.”

“My guinea pig believes he is master of the experiment.”

“I’m an educated human being. I read. I think. I talk with scientists working in the field.”

“You risk the future of the human race. The very universe!”

“Grandfather, look at that river.” The pagoda on which they sat overlooked the broad Irrawaddy. A paddy boat glided past, carrying rice downstream to Rangoon. “Do you recall what I said about the river of time?”

“I remember you asking whether we stand beside the river or ride upon it.”

“Hermann Minkowski says neither. Time is more like these pagodas. Each event is fixed in a kind of space-time. I think the reason you can’t test my moving backward in time in my even-numbered years is that I wasn’t moving forward in the odd ones. Movement through time is an illusion. Moments exist in sequence, but every moment is eternal. If 1906 is to be, it’s already there.”

The Grandfather looked down at the river bank. “No wonder you picked this spot. Your thinking is muddied by Eastern mysticism.”

“Science, Grandfather. The mystics lacked the math. So does Minkowski at the moment, but he’s working on it. He’ll publish when he has it. By then, I’ll have ceased to be. You’re the one going into the future and sending your apprentices ahead. For their sakes, if not for your own, you have an obligation to keep up with this study.”

“You fear your death at the end of the month, hence this notion of eternal moments appeals to you.”

“I have five years, Grandfather. Most men my age lack that certainty. The spirit of discovery is what motivates me.”

“Yes, five dangerous years that can be of no possible use to me. I should kill you now.”

“What?”

“I cannot take the chance of you tying time into a knot. This is my final opportunity to prevent it.” The wizard stood, drawing a dark stick from a special pocket.

Gozio remained seated. His voice was calm. “Is this how it ends? Will you murder your guinea pig?”

“The guinea pig’s dissection is not an unusual conclusion to an experiment.”

“Do you hope to read the future in my entrails? That’s what this is all about, isn’t it? You thought my accordioned existence would reflect me from the end of the year so I could bring back news. What a disappointment I’ve been.”

The wizard lowered his wand. He turned in frustration toward the river. “At the very least, I should know why it did not work.”

“Einstein and Minkowski may be able to reveal that.”

“What do they know of magic?”

“Nothing. But they know of the world in which your magic exists. Magic follows rules. You told me. You can’t fly. You can’t live forever. You can’t raise the dead. You don’t seem to be able to see the future. Why not?”

The Grandfather turned back to Gozio. “Yes, why not?”

“Because magic is real. It rests on the same fundamental reality as any other powers. You need to pay attention to the men who study that reality.”

“I need to make sure you do not end that reality by knotting time into a loop.”

“I won’t, Grandfather.” At last, Gozio stood. “I promise you, I’ll stay out of Europe. I’ll spend the next five years in countries I’ve never seen before. Just tell me that you’ll pay attention to these scientists. Or at least, pass that task on to your successors.” Gozio held out his copy of Annalen der Physik. The Grandfather glared at it but then put his wand away. He took the journal.


The Father and his English visitor enjoyed a brandy by the fire while Nomik and Peregrine, each wizard’s best apprentice, carried on a lively discussion that wandered in and out, from room to room, upstairs and down, and out into the sunny courtyard. “Honestly,” said the Englishman, “why is it so difficult for those two just to sit and talk?”

“Young men have young legs.”

“Our apprentices are in their forties.”

“With advantages of magic,” said the Father. “And recall the accident. Nomik could not walk for many years. Now that he has recovered, I sometimes feel he wants to get in all the steps he missed.”

The English wizard nodded. “Yes. And Peregrine enjoys movement for its own sake, so he will go wherever Nomik’s limping leads. What are they blathering about?”

“Some fine point of relativity.”

“No hope for peace, then.”

“None.” The Father played the host and added a splash to his guest’s glass before replenishing his own. “We have the Grandfather to thank for that.”

“How so?”

“It was he who introduced us to Einstein and Minkowski.”

“I thought the Grandfather hated Jews.”

“He did.” The Father took a thoughtful sip. “I am almost glad he passed away before the war. He was terribly excited about Herr Hitler’s rise. In the current situation, you and he would not have gotten along.”

“How did a fine wizard like yourself come from such a dreadful master?”

“My master was not dreadful. Not entirely. He was old-fashioned. I am forgiving of bigotry in those born before 1800. It was the water in which they swam. In the same manner, he was casual with violence. That men have abandoned honorable dueling bothered him. He feared wizards would do the same.”

“We do not do as much of it as we used to.”

“And I am fine with that. But the Grandfather could be progressive when he thought it necessary. When he taught me about relativity, he said, ‘You can trust a Jew’s ideas so long as you check his arithmetic.’ Of course, he did not check the arithmetic. He left that to me.”

“That story does nothing to dispel my sense of the Grandfather being dreadful.”

“He was a gem, and like all gems, multifaceted. He was not a flawless stone, but when he caught the light, he shone.”

The English wizard chuckled and shook his head.

“No, really,” said the Father. “He could be very tenderhearted. Let me give you an example.”

“Please do.”

“It was the year before he took us to the Paris air show. When would that have been?” With the acuity of a time wizard, the Father ran through calendars in his head. “It was 1907.”

The English wizard smiled at his friend’s having to reach back so far for his example.

“I note your smirk. But listen. We were having breakfast. He was reading the newspaper and came across an item about Gustav Mahler, the composer. Do you know his work?”

“I do. Mahler is no Edward Elgar, but not bad.”

“Well, the Grandfather read a story about Mahler’s family. The composer’s two daughters had been stricken with scarlet fever, not uncommon back then.”

“Thank goodness for modern medicine.”

“In this news item, it said the younger girl recovered, but Mahler’s older daughter died. When the Grandfather read that, he burst into tears. Literally sobbing.”

“I find that difficult to picture. Why?”

“The Grandfather had once attended a concert where Mahler conducted. But he did not know these people. He had never met the composer or Mahler’s family, yet news of the child’s death hit him so hard he spent the rest of the day alone in his rooms. The next day, he would not speak of it. He behaved as if nothing had happened, but I had seen his tender side. To care so much about a child’s death is hardly the behavior of a heartless monster.”