Jack v. Jim

So, you're at a wedding. It's summer, blazing hot, and you're sad about your friend throwing their life away. You really need a whiskey. A dude walks by you with a glass of that familiar amber liquid. It's the groom's 3rd cousin or something, but you’ve forgotten his name because who the f cares about the groom's 3rd cousin?

"Hey buddy," you say excitedly (because he has whiskey) but also casually (so he won't realize you forgot his name). "What kind of whiskeys they got?" Suddenly, a shadow passes over the man's face. "Only Jack Daniels and Jim Beam." The world turns gray. And you despair.

But fear not! We've blind-tasted mini-bottles of both to tell you, once and for all, which weak wedding whiskey you'll wet your whistle with! I mean, sure, you'll still be sad about your friend. But at least you won't be sad about your whiskey. And what's more important, really, your friend's happiness or yours?