How To Quiet the Screaming of the Cats

Yo, we've all been there. You drink too much whiskey, and the next morning you awaken with a pounding headache, dry mouth, spinning room, waves of nausea like nothing a hurricane could produce, and then you spend hours lying in bed ruefully regretting that fifth shot of whatever bottom-shelf swill the hot bartender was giving away.

Well, you're in luck! Cuz the googles are chock full of ways to cure what ails you. So, listen in as we rank them from plausible to "Oh my god please no I'm going to puke until my eyeballs extrude from my skull." Which, you know, might be the whole point. So... enjoy?