Blood Oath Pact No. 5

Join us as we taste the wickedly rare, unique, and expensive Blood Oath Pact No. 5 for the first time. We're not gonna tell you how much we spent—after all, we took an oath—but you will find out where we got it, who makes it, how they make it, and what it tastes like. There's even time for a shout-out to an obscure 90's cult cartoon show. And it all happens in under 8 minutes flat.

So, won't you give us a listen? If you don't, there's a slight possibility that we might be forced to spend the rest of eternity somewhere uncomfortably warm and stabby. Hmm? Oh that noise? That's just the screams of the damned. Anyway, no pressure. We know you're busy.