The ButtBank

Register

Sign up today as an individual, as a business, or as a group. We'll send you a box to fill and the tools to help you! Sign up here!

Start Collecting

Whether they're your butts, their butts, or "who-knows-who's" butts, it's time to start collecting. Don't forget to wear a glove, if you're handling strangers butts.

Return & Redeem

It's as easy putting butts in a bag, the bag in a box, and shipping it out of your life. We'll exchange your butts for ButtBucks that you can use for rewards.