W░░░░ are ░░ Gl░░░es?

You received a link: https://bit.ly/░░░░░░░, but can't find your glasses. Now, everything looks blurry (░ denotes blurry text) and you can't read things properly (except for this for some reason). You searched all around the house but couldn't find them. The only places you haven't searched are the dr░wer(?), ░░░░░░, ░░░░░░░, ░░░░░░░░░░ and ░░░░░░░░.