"dear boy"

HIDEOUS HARASSER

There is this ugly guy who blows kisses to me. I just roll my eyes at him and call him a child. He does it and laughs like it's funny. Please tell me what it means! K.M.B.

I'm not really sure what he wants; probably just attention.

MISS SMARTY-PANTS

I have this friend, and she makes good grades and always brags about how much better she does than me. I am tired of her, but I don't know what to say to her. See, I study hard and everything. Please help! Sarah

Just ignore her and do your thing. People like that have a tendency to become crackheads and losers after they graduate, anyway.

WHAT BOYS WANT

I am 16 years old, and my dad is constantly telling me that guys are only after "one thing," and now I can't date. Is this true, and how can I get my parents to let me date Lonely and confused

Your dad probably still thinks of you as his "little girl," which is cool to an extent. He'll have to understand at some point that it isn't the case. And yes, most guys are after "one thing." except Mike D., of course.

DISSED BY BROS

I love my brothers. When we were younger and all still living at home, we were pals. We fought, horsed around and even shared a few secrets. Now they've both left for college, and when they come home they don't seem to have time for me. If I ask them to hang out, I feel like I'm nagging! Help! Is this a stage (three years now) or just a part of growing up? Forgotten sibling

It's just growing up. I drifted apart from my sisters when they went away to school, but now that they're finished, our relationship is stronger than ever. Actually, we have more fun now when we hang out. I bet the same thing will happen to you.

COUPLE-OBSESSED POSSE

I used to have lots of friends last year, but this year all my friends are ditching me because I don't have a boyfriend yet. They say that I can come to their parties if I bring a guy. These girls are really funny and nice, and I still want to be their friend. What do I do? Boyfriendless and confused

I've never heard of anything like that in my life. Go to the party alone, and leave with someone else's boyfriend.

INVISIBLE NEXT TO FRIEND

My best friend is a tall, beautiful blonde with great looks and a wonderful body. The trouble is, whenever we're together the guys look right past me and check her out. How can I get guys to realize I'm there too? Ignored

I honestly have no idea.

PDA PROBLEM

I just got into trouble in school with my boyfriend. A teacher caught us Frenching. My mom says I can't go out with him any more, but I love him. What should I do? I need help! B.C.M.

Sometimes it's really hard not to get affectionate in public, but, as most people will testify, it's really sickening to watch (especially if you're single). As far as your mom is concerned, tell her how important the relationship is to you and I'm sure she'll under stand. Maybe.

OBSOLETE TATTOO

My ex-boyfriend had my name tattooed on his arm. But since we broke up, he's been going around telling everyone he's going to get it removed. I don't like him anymore, but I'm still kind of hurt. Is he wrong to take my name off? Hope it leaves a scar

I bet he leaves it on. He can do what ever he wants; it's his body. I know a dude with a Ween tattoo and it makes me feel terrible. Like, suppose some day we really start to suck?

FRIEND LIKES TO PARTY

I have this really good friend. She just broke up with her longtime boyfriend. Now she is out every night dancing, going to clubs and pool halls and P-A-R-T-Ying! Should I be worried? Worried

I wouldn't worry unless it becomes a long-term habit. She's just getting it out of her system.

PRYING PARENTS

My parents have been going through all my stuff lately. Every time they do we start screaming at each other. They say they're just trying to make sure I'm not doing drugs. I say they're nosy. Who's right? Straight edge with hell parents

You need to hide your things in better places. My mom used to pull that shit with me. They're definitely nosy.

SEE BEAUTY POLL

I like to wear lip-stick, but my boy-friend says it's gross. What's wrong with him? And can I still wear lipstick? Answer quick before my lips get too chapped

I personally can't stand when my girlfriend wears lip-stick and makeup, but she does it anyway and I still love her.

FULL PROPS TO STUBBY

I like this boy, but he is in a lower grade. I'm afraid to ask him out be-cause of my friends. They say, "He's too young" or "He's too short." But I like him a lot. He is the same age as me, but just in a lower grade. What should I do? Jennifer

I wouldn't let that have any effect on your true feelings. It really doesn't matter.

WORD UP TO HISTORY

I really like studying history. But I'm afraid to let my friends know this in case they think it's too geeky. What do I do about my love of the past? Looking back and digging it

I think that's pretty cool. Who cares what they think?