In the beginning, there was nothing but the Sacred Lake of Libellum. This body of water, floating through space, a warping blob, was home to a single duck. The duck flew over the pulsating lake whenever it was awake, searching for a friend, a companion, anything of interest. That day never came, the farther the duck flew out, the further the lake would extend. The duck was stuck, alone for eternity in the abyss, or so he thought.
While sleeping in the lake, bobbing up and down, the duck's stomach began to rumble. Its innards beginning to rearrange, a strewn puzzle. Awakened, the duck looked down and saw a round lump lodged in its chest. Squeezing its intestines, the duck moved the mass from its chest and out the other end. An egg popped up from under the water.
The duck watched the egg as it began to absorb the water around it. The egg grew whilst the lake continued to shrink. The water shaking, waves crashing, the egg now towered over the duck, looking down at him, the height of a mountain. Casting a shadow darker than space itself, the duck could no longer see where he was. This only heightened his hearing, and he began to tremble as he heard a thunderous crack.
The colossal egg began to rupture down a crack splitting in two. Beacons of light shot out as the two broken pieces of shell fell back into what was left of the lake. Behind these beacons came a barreling avalanche of dirt covered in yolk. This dirt filled the lake and gave birth to the valleys, grasslands, beaches, and mountains we know today. The yolk in between the dirt cemented the land and attracted an unknown bacteria.
The duck peered, eyes gaping, as the bacteria before him rapidly began to evolve into multiple forms. Witnessing the creation of plants, animals, fungi, and more, the duck became omniscient. With a stroke of finality, the beacons of light transformed into magnificent thunderbolts, striking the water surrounding the new land, giving a sense of energy to those who inhabited it. The dawn of the beginning was before him, and the duck took on the name of Lord Ducktilious.