Fuck you!

Yes, that’s right, fuck you! Fuck you and the likelihood you’re just another inept recruiter who wouldn’t humble talent if it crawled up your ignorant ass and camped out for eternity.

Just because a candidate’s resume indicates they’ve worked at Google or another well-known establishment doesn’t mean that they’re any good at what they do, nepotism. In fact, there’s a strong chance they’re just as inept as you, if not even more so, sadly enough.

Speaking of what a bitch and ugly on the inside, discriminatory bitch ass hating hiring managers that hire people weaker than themselves to preserve their jobs, fuck you too! Fuck you and your mediocre at best body of work!

Aw, what’s the matter? Are you upset because one of my brilliantly written headlines outshines your entire creative team’s body of work combined? You know, I’ve thought about dumbing myself down to get on your level, but then I said fuck it, and fuck you and your fragile, overinflated egos too!

What’s it like to get paid to be inept?